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Fashion › Re: Yvonne Nelson In Ankara Attire by Tolexander: 12:00pm On Jul 08, 2013
naijagaga: [img]http://2.bp..com/-DoUSGNBgCmY/UdqQ9MNB-lI/AAAAAAAAOcI/i3_FOjSXFG8/s640/Ankara.jpg[/img]

What Do you Think?

Source: Niajagaga

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i will think good if only the end of the ankara can be about 4meters closer to the sky.
Nairaland General › Re: World’s Smallest Woman & The Man With Largest Feet by Tolexander: 11:53am On Jul 08, 2013
If not that the longest leg guy didn't use his trousers to cover the shortest girl's body, i would be thinking it is his d1ck that is inbetween his legs. Of course, the gurl shouldn't be up to 1micro millimeter longer that the d1ck.
Politics › Re: Let's Have Your Complaints, Suggestions & Enquiries Here by Tolexander:
sexkillz: [color=#000030]A public figure whose action and reactions affects everyone should be criticized constructively. Say what he did wrong, suggest a better way to do it and do not insult him. You claim it's a public forum, because it's on the internet and you are anonymous, right?

Can you go to the public right now, and call the president a retardeen?
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accepted the guy was wrong.
So it is now ideal on this forum to rain an abuse on another poster's generation?

To the emboldened part.
Yes! It is what i have just done. The front of my house is a public place and i shouted Jonathan is a retardeen and nothing came after it.
Politics › Re: BRT Commences E-ticketing Tomorrow by Tolexander: 11:31am On Jul 08, 2013
Nice move!

Think i need hacking the site to gat these for free.
Celebrities › Re: Photo: Girls Tearing Iyanya Shirt In London by Tolexander: 11:26am On Jul 08, 2013
See comedy!

Gurls are pulling iyanya's shirt while iyanya is using style to touch their waists.
Politics › Re: Let's Have Your Complaints, Suggestions & Enquiries Here by Tolexander: 10:57am On Jul 08, 2013
sexkillz: [color=#000030]Your post was also uncalled for, to him. Can you call the sitting president a retardeen to his face? Irrespective of whether he is performing to your own standards or not. Can you? Or are you part of those misusing the anonymity the internet offers?[/color]
sexkillz! This is a public figure whose action and reaction affects everyone.
Actually, i am not the poster of the abused post but i saw it to be antihuman on public forum to refer to a person's generation without being referred to. https://www.nairaland.com/1350889/yobe-students-killers-go-hell#1350889.25
Politics › Re: Let's Have Your Complaints, Suggestions & Enquiries Here by Tolexander: 10:42am On Jul 08, 2013
Burger01: Who is 'el mariachi the retardeen'? Definitely not my President. Your generations from Adams till date collectively is 'el mariachi the retardeen'.. None of your peeps has ever anchored the affair of a local govt talkless of anchoring the affair of a great country as complex as Nigeria.. Idiota.

sad
this is an uncalled for post and justice should be done.
Is GEJ his father or in his generation?
Romance › Re: Common Mistakes People Make In Relationships by Tolexander: 8:52am On Jul 08, 2013
This is not nigerian at all.

The summary of the mistakes nigerians make in a relationship is the guy refusing to spend big cash and the lady refusing to open legs!
Politics › Re: Group Lauds Obi Over Land Donation To Hausa, Yoruba Communities by Tolexander: 8:45am On Jul 08, 2013
[quote author=one.east1]I love that, it has cleared the Onitsha Head bridge of all the mess by hausa and Yorubas. Onitsha has been transformed.[/quote]like fashola cleared the mess by your brothers in ladipo market a couple of months ago.

Can see the ndigbo believe the news from this organisation, CD.
The last time they published this news, they were just yabbing the organisation.
Kidnappers make
N750m monthly in
Southeast, says CD
http://www.globalreportersvienna.com/2012/12/kidnappers-make-n750m-monthly-in.html?m=1
Politics › Re: Risk Of Hurricane Affecting Lagos In A Few Weeks? by Tolexander:
We will make a sacrifice to appease to the god of hurricane like we always do to the god of thunder!

Let me just grab this before being outsmarted, [color=crimson]Sign of end time[/color]
Politics › Re: North Ready To Negotiate Over 2015 Presidential Election, Says Gov. Aliyu by Tolexander: 8:25am On Jul 08, 2013
ogb5: How can you be so sure of this when the yoruba astute politicians are already scheming day and night how they can return their masters, the northerners to power in 2015
there are 2 categories of people: [color=crimson]those that want to talk[/color] and [color=crimson]those that have something to say[/color]!

I know some fools will ask me where i belong
Crime › Re: Man Axed Friend To Death Over Okada Proceeds by Tolexander: 8:08am On Jul 08, 2013
Danhumprey: See greed of the highest order. Just because of money? I doubt the money is even up to half a million naira. And by the way,no amount of money is worth the value of a single soul. So why take a life just because of money?
seems there is something u read in the news that my eyes eluded.
Where did you see money as the bone of contention?
Celebrities › Re: Banky W, Wizkid, Lynxx Have Fun On The Beach (photos) by Tolexander: 8:04am On Jul 08, 2013
All these topics self!

When i saw 'wizkid and banky w had fun', thought they were sodomizing. Never knew it was just swimming fun.
Politics › Re: PDP Convention: Atiku's Name Missing On Delegates' List by Tolexander: 7:59am On Jul 08, 2013
Former Information Minister
and Chairman PDP
Convention Planning
Committee, Prof. Jerry Gana,
had said only those that
voted at the 2012
convention, where the
members of the party's
National Working Committee
were elected, would vote at
the mini convention.
this is pure politics!

I can see that Atiku is the next obstacle to be dealt with.

The motive behind this is to make atiku lose his countenance so that there will be a reason to squeeze him out of the primary presidential race and clear the road for retardeen.
Celebrities › Re: 2face Idibia Opens Up On His Wedding Ring by Tolexander: 7:47am On Jul 08, 2013
Flirtyfemi: In a recent interview with NET, 2face Idibia when asked "how does wearing the ring feel" said "O boy, you know how many times I don forget am for my house? Dem go con carry am come meet me bros see your wedding ring. Sometimes I'm somewhere and I don't even think about it and then someone makes a comment about it and I realize i'm wearing it or not." I'm sure Annie wears hers all the time!http://www.kemifilani.com/2013/07/2face-idibia-opens-up-on-his-wedding.html
2face thinks he is smart!

Better to tell us he feels the ring disturbs his parol and that is the reason he always pretend to forget it at home!
Politics › Re: Yobe Students’ Killers Will Go To Hell - GEJ by Tolexander: 7:29am On Jul 08, 2013
Describing terrorists as
cowards, he said: “the killing is
barbaric, completely wicked.
Anybody who will target
innocent children for any kind
of grief of emotional
dyfunction will certainly go to
hell.”
if anyone that act barbaric to children becomes a coward and hell bounds,

what will be the fate of a man in the position of power to protect the children but failed to do so be?

What will be the fate of a man that used his position to usurp the money that is meant for the children to feed his family and his cabal?

Seems the candidates of hell are recognising themselves!
Health › Re: How To Lose Weight With A Nigerian Diet by Tolexander: 7:23am On Jul 08, 2013
How i wish weight can be like virginity that if lost, will never be regained!
Politics › Re: Yobe Shuts Schools Over Boko-Haram Attack by Tolexander: 10:41pm On Jul 07, 2013
Closing down shouldn't be the only step to be taken as the terrorists can always show up anytime they resume.

The government should just make sure things like this should happen again .
Education › Re: Education Section Chat Room by Tolexander: 10:35pm On Jul 07, 2013
Only God can intervene!

Only God knows how many fathers and mothers this strike will end up producing cos baby is going to be its reward to some students
Culture › Re: The Taboo In Your Community. by Tolexander: 9:59pm On Jul 07, 2013
In my culture, it is a taboo for a woman to urinate while standing(like a man) cos any gurl that tries it will have a prick grown beside her punney.

One must not nail down a nail where there are two dogs or hen(male and female) cos they will end up forking themselves and they won't dissociate until the nail is removed.

you mustn't turn your eyelid inward because if a fly perches on it, the eye will remain like that for life.

We must not put a beans under our armpits if our parent want's to beat us, cos we will faint.

If a name is written on a book, the book shouldn't be burn't cos if the book is burnt, the person whose name is written on it will go to hell fire.

If you kill a lizard or a toad, it mustn't stretch its limb to you cos it means it is abusing your mother.
One mustn't score zero to start an exercise book cos one will end up scoring zero throughout the whole book. And if you score zero, just tear it off.
Politics › Re: Vigilante Kills Student, MTN Staff In Abeokuta by Tolexander: 9:40pm On Jul 07, 2013
R.I.P to the men!

Na so the vigilante men dey do everywhere. common thief, dem no go fit catch na to dey disturb ordinary person wey no be thief for street.

That is how a vigilante man threatened me in my street one night telling me that if i waited, he would shoot and if i moved he would shoot.
Politics › Re: People Give Patience Jonathan A Bad Name — Osinlu by Tolexander: 9:23pm On Jul 07, 2013
Special Assistant (Media) to the
President’s
wife, Mr. Ayo Osinlu,
but i thought there isn't any constitutional post for the president's wife!

@topic! Shey na we give am 'the fellow widow!
Celebrities › Re: What Is Wrong With This Photo Of Kcee & Harrysong? by Tolexander: 9:01pm On Jul 07, 2013
Seems both of them saw what they weren't supposed to see, and that brought about an e.rection.

Kacee had to pocket so that the e.rection wont be obvious to people.

While Harry Song raised his left leg a lil and tried bending his waist so as not to make the e.rection obvious but unfortunately i noticed it
Politics › Re: NGF Crisis: Amaechi, APC Governors Shun South-east, South-south Govs. Meeting by Tolexander: 8:50pm On Jul 07, 2013
When things fall apart, centre holds no more!
Politics › Re: GEJ Is A Good Man, But Buhari Is A Better Leader -Biafran Army Captain Leo Amadi by Tolexander: 8:41pm On Jul 07, 2013
This captain is a coward!

The father of the mother of the uncle of his sister was born in ibadan!
Sports › Re: Murray Beats Djokovic To Win Wimbledon by Tolexander: 6:32pm On Jul 07, 2013
Congrat to the Scot!

So this is the motive of the british by pouring only what god knows on the wimblendon pitch making our stars to have injury at the start of the tournament.
Politics › Re: Picture Of 2 Nairalanders Killed In Nasarawa Two Month Ago. by Tolexander: 5:06pm On Jul 07, 2013
dridowu: rip till we meet 100yrs time
see me see trouble,
imagine this granny after he don spend 90years for this world, he still won spend another 100years.
Celebrities › Re: A Nairalander With 1st Runner Up Of Miss Nigeria 2013 by Tolexander: 4:51pm On Jul 07, 2013
sheedy407: Not my girl bt my close frnd
a close friend!

Hope say no be the centre of gravity close?
Politics › Re: Picture Of 2 Nairalanders Killed In Nasarawa Two Month Ago. by Tolexander: 4:49pm On Jul 07, 2013
adamooye5: I jst wan nairalander to pray for my friends who died on active service who were active members of this noble forum.If it's not right,admin knows what to do.
ok!

There was an incidence, think in 2006 or 2007 when a lady opened another monicker to post a thread that the handler of the first monicker is dead and people started posting their condolence, later to resurface with the first handle that she faked death to know how much people like her on nairaland.
The lady seemed to be banned and since then a rule came out that before any death of any member is announced on nairaland, the admin must first of all be notified.
Celebrities › Re: A Nairalander With 1st Runner Up Of Miss Nigeria 2013 by Tolexander: 4:05pm On Jul 07, 2013
sheedy407: The only tin on my mind is to make some preparation to welcome her back jaree
na ur gurl?
Christianity Etc › Re: Pastor Tunde Bakare Condemns Suspension Of John & Love Kumuyi by Tolexander: 4:00pm On Jul 07, 2013
Of course now!

That is the way they chose to do their wedding and why are the members giving themselves headache.

If they are really serious with it, why did they allow the wedding to continue since there were stands for parents and members.
They could have stopped they wedding since it doesn't conform to their tradition.

Father and son are 2 different entities with different stands before God.
Politics › Re: Picture Of 2 Nairalanders Killed In Nasarawa Two Month Ago. by Tolexander: 3:47pm On Jul 07, 2013
lakpa lakpa: @OP: What are their IDs?? I doubt if they're truly members of NL..

RIP all the same..

cool cool
wetin u wan use dem ID do or you still wan follow dem for nairaland?

@OP
have you notified the admin about these people before you bring their pictures to post on nairaland

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