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If her bobby scratches tree now and burst, she will be blaming the village airforces!

“So now I have been given
the No. 90 jersey which I
requested for as it is the
year of my birth and I hope
to convince the coaches that
I merit a place in the team
for next season,” he
concluded.

hmm!
The guy tried anyway!
But i will like him to keep it up!

Oshunrinde
what a nice name!
But am not happy with you for changing Ebunlomo to Ebony

Don't worry Ebunlomo, Marvin record go soon sign you.

Igammode again!
A public school for that matter!

Obiagelli: Would swapping gej with pej make any difference? I don't think so

is there any difference between retardeen and retardeness?

Said gej and obama

The next thing to be expecting now is seeing some new catholic churches named Saint John Paul II

Another 2face version in Paul!

He said, “I pick pockets for a
living, I am not a robber.

SOB!
Wonder shall never end!

Na wetin he carry for head for the 2nd picture?
Shey dem dey use the head cultivate vegetable ni wen e dey play for nigeria?

Jack Baueress: I just hope no one is gonna swap my face with Taiye Taiwo!

my brother, that will be very better and will be like from grass to grace if your face can be swapped for taye taiwo's face.

Will be much grateful if only the application can swap Goodluck Jonathan's head for Barrack Obama's head and finally the Nigeria's head (atmosphere) for USA's head(atmosphere).

The suspects alleged that Hon
Yahaya the councillor
representing Alojim ward in Ofu
Local Government Area
contracted them to provide
human head for him. They would
soon be arraigned in court.”

just a councillor and a girlfriend had to go, what if he becomes the president?

Can't believe ara orun (heavenly bodies) came to earth to destroy our cars.

Egungun be careful!

swaggzo: Michael isn't dead . I just had to post that .the nigga is alive.

please swaggzo, am anticipating for your response.

SOCIALISM; You have 2 cows. You
give one to your neighbor.

COMMUNISM; You have 2 cows. The
State takes both and gives you
some milk.

FASCISM; You have 2 cows. The
State takes both and sells you
some milk.

NAZISM:You have 2 cows. The
government takes both and shoots
you.

BUREAUCRATISM; You have 2 cows.
The State takes both, shoots one,
milks the other and then throws
the milk away.

TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM; You have
two cows. You sell one and buy a
bull. Your herd multiplies, and the
economy grows. You sell them and
retire on the income.

DEMOCRACY: You have 2 cows. Your
neighbor has none. You vote
people into office who tax your
cows, forcing you to sell one to
raise money to pay for the tax. The
people you voted for then take the
tax money and buy a cow and give
it to your neighbor. You feel
righteous.

AMERICAN CAPITALISM; You have
two cows. You sell one, and force
the other to produce the milk of
four cows. Later, you hire a
consultant to analyse why the cow
has dropped dead.

FRENCH CAPITALISM; You have two
cows. You go on strike, organize a
riot, and block the roads, because
you want three cows.

A GERMAN CAPITALISM; You have 2
cows. You re-engineer them so
they live for 100 years, eat once a
month and milk themselves.

A JAPANESE CAPITALISM; You have 2
cows. You redesign them so they
are 1/10 the size of an ordinary
cow, and produce the milk of 20
cows. You then create a clever cow
cartoon image called cowkimon
and market them worldwide.

ITALIAN CAPITALISM; You have two
cows, but you don’t know where
they are. You decide to have lunch.

SWISS CAPITALISM; You have 5,000
cows. None of them belong to you.
You charge the owners for storing
them.

CHINESE CAPITALISM; You have two
cows. You have 300 people milking
them. You claim that you have full
employment and high bovine
productivity. You arrest the
newsman who reported the real
situation.

RUSSIAN CAPITALISM; You have 2
cows. You count them and learn
that you have 5 cows. You count
them again and learn that you
have 42 cows. You count them
again and learn that you have 2
cows. You stop counting cows and
open another bottle of Vodka.

INDIAN CAPITALISM; You have two
cows. You worship them.

BRITISH CAPITALISM; You have two
cows. Both are mad.

IRAQI CAPITALISM; Everyone thinks
you have lots of cows. You tell
them that you have none. Nobody
believes you, so they bomb the
crap out of you and invade your
country. You still have no cows but
at least you are now a Democracy.

AUSTRALIAN CAPITALISM; You have
two cows. Business seems pretty
good. You close the office and go
for a few beers to celebrate.

NEW ZEALAND CAPITALISM; You
have two cows. The one on the left
looks very attractive.

GREEK CAPITALISM; You have two
cows borrowed from French and
German banks. You eat both of
them. The banks call to collect their
milk, but you cannot deliver so you
call the IMF. The IMF loans you two
cows. You eat both of them. The
banks and the IMF call to collect
their cows/milk. You are out
getting a haircut.

Guess Atiku was trying to play to the gallery cos i wonder in what part of the north would a man be jailed for not pursuing education for his ward in the 50s to 70s.

enigmagu1: ah tink.its not....its been happy in God's house.

yes o!
in the presence of God is where the fullest of Joy is!

not so much surprised the way our leaders dropped out of school only to drop in to politics like a shit dropping out of the anus into the pit absorbing fresh air and moiture anyhow!

Little wonder why they don't really value the education.

invited to a Christ Apostolic Church for a praise night, there i saw some guys also on invitation by nobody(mogbo moya)
the woship and praise song started and the guys stad tearing azonto, kukere and alingo, the other members of the congregation who are regular members of the church just started focusing on them and shaking their heads.

Just wanna know if there is anything wrong in it.

If that is the case, then we need inviting isaac promise, solomon oKoronko,omatsone aluko et al

Exactly what the guy should be doing and not the
silly musical adventure!

maclatunji: You guys call what you have been posting tributes? Let me post one for you.

so the ones I posted aren't tribute right?

swaggzo: Hey tolexander.. check out your work, rearranged on fb

Did this for Michael. RIP man!
https:///4pZ4MEE5Dq

thanks! But the link isn't
going.

I Hate 9ja: @tolex.....thumbz up....u re well composed..
@ michael jackson.....Rip.....still played ur album this morning....neva knew it was ur 4th yr remembrance........ur memory lives on

thanks my man

This thread is all about the tribute to the legend, michael that died on the 25th of june 2009.

In the above posts, there are up to 107 song titles he sang, the singles, duets and groups. The emboldened upper case phrases are the song titles he released before he died in many of his albums.

Anybody with additional song titles that are absent in the posts above can just help by enlisting them and if possible form poems with them as done above.

Michael! How i wish SOMEONE PUT YOUR HAND OUT there in heaven ON THE LINE in the NITE LINE and tell me WHATZUPWITU cos I LOVE YOU even if YOU DON'T LOVE ME afterall, WE ARE HERE TO CHANGE THE WORLD.
Remember that YOU ARE NOT ALONE only if WILL YOU BE THERE in paradise where am sure YOU WANNA BE STARTING SOMETHING. And if you aren't there, it will be DANGEROUS and BAD though i understand it's a SERIOUS EFFECT to XSCAPE the 2 BAD here on earth.

GIVE THANKS TO ALLAH!

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GONE TOO SOON, i'm gonna KEEP THE FATE in the HISTORY-PAST, PRESENT AND FUTURE and SHOUT to THE MAN not that WE'VE HAD ENOUGH of Michael Jackson. THERE MUST BE MORE TO LIFE than this you've given us like a MONKEY BUSINESS in a CAROUSEL when HEAVEN CAN WAIT to BURN OUT THIS DISCO of earth that made us to JAM and COME TOGETHER like a TABLOID JUNKIES!

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The BUTTERFLIES of THE SUNSET DRIVER given ONE MORE CHANCE, WHATEVER HAPPENS but SCARED OF THE MOON to FALL AGAIN at the BREAK OF DAWN, forgetting MIND IS THE MAGIC to EASE ON DOWN THE ROAD to meet a SUPERFLY SISTER that is IN THE BLACK and BEAT IT giving out a BLOOD ON THE DANCE FLOOR!

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WHO IS IT? SPEED DEMON? DIRTY DIANA? STREET WORKER? GET ON THE FLOOR! LEAVE ME ALONE! FLY AWAY! WHY YOU WANNA TRIP ON ME when THE STRANGER IN MOSCOW, MY LITTLE SUSSIE and THE BEAUTIFUL GIRL, THIS TIME AROUND, SHE DRIVES ME WILD anytime i remember her even IN THE CLOSET makes me SMILE but unfortunately, SHE'S OUT OF MY LIFE and left what MONEY can't GIVE IN TO ME like an HEARTBREAKER!

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OFF THE WALL to ROCK WITH YOU, WORKING DAY AND NIGHT, LIKE SOMEONE IN THE DARK promising myself that DONT STOP TILL YOU GET ENOUGH to make THE LADY IN MY MIND my GIRLFRIEND but I CANT HELP IT cos it is HUMAN NATURE and IT'S FALLING IN LOVE with PRETTY YOUNG THINGS(P.Y.T) and I CANT LET HER GET AWAY which is ANOTHER PART OF ME thinking you gonna be JUST GOOD FRIEND but I CANT JUST STOP LOVING YOU from THE WAY YOU LOVE ME .BABY BE MINE, DONT WALK AWAY but stay in the PRIVACY in which YOU ARE MY LIFE.

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