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NYSC › Re: Nysc 2015 Batch A by tolustx(m): 9:43am On Apr 22, 2015

Oga nur be dah one ah dey tell u jor. U don edit d post wey I say make u edit?

Ahmed4002:
Don't worry man.
We go handle him for camp. I got some officers that would give him job

NYSC › Re: Nysc 2015 Batch A by tolustx(m): 9:41am On Apr 22, 2015

Boss which kind news gangan u dey expect. Sebi u sha know say dem paste nysc mobilization list for dsa on monday.

Nigerdeltaboi:
#Great Ife any news from school

NYSC › Re: Nysc 2015 Batch A by tolustx(m): 9:37am On Apr 22, 2015

See dis alakoba o. Ahmed4002. U still neva do d needful abi?

kingphilip:
u go go serve wen una come back nw

NYSC › Re: Nysc 2015 Batch A by tolustx(m): 8:54am On Apr 22, 2015

doublezero7:
See your head!

Hehehehehe
...Like monkey head. tongue

Politics › Re: Why Jonathan Sacked Abba Months After APC Asked For It!!! by tolustx(m): 8:48am On Apr 22, 2015*

Better than d oda thread I saw @ midnight.
He's not even d first person to be sacked recently so why all dis sentiments abt him.

The moral of d story is "Don't count ur eggs b4 they're hatched" and "No man can serve two masters"

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NYSC › Re: Nysc 2015 Batch A by tolustx(m): 8:35am On Apr 22, 2015

noordean:
Or maybe he was looking at it through glasses(refractive index 1.5)

Confirm!!! Naso.
Doublezero7. No vex jare. Na dis autocorrect feature wey all dis fones dey get. Na im put ur name. Ah nur fit make dah mistake mysef. And u sabi dis kind of pen wey ah dey use, e nur be like computer wey ah go just press backspace.

NYSC › Re: Nysc 2015 Batch A by tolustx(m): 8:27am On Apr 22, 2015

Ah get some questions for u Kingphilip.
1. How many fones u dey take browse?
2. Wetin be d brand of ur main fone gangan?
3. How many batteries u dey use for d fone in no 2?
4. Shey na only one thread u dey follow for NL?
5. Which one ah wan ask again sef? People help me jor.

NYSC › Re: Nysc 2015 Batch A by tolustx(m): 8:21am On Apr 22, 2015

Hey! All of una. Make una go Use of English Class dis morning o. Na d address of d class be dis https://www.nairaland.com/2269658/egl001-use-english-lecture-1

NYSC › Re: Nysc 2015 Batch A by tolustx(m): 8:10am On Apr 22, 2015

tunbebes:
Femi!!! You Go come meet me for house o. You hear? I Don soak your pankere inside pepper

Buahahahahehehehehahahaha...

NYSC › Re: Nysc 2015 Batch A by tolustx(m): 8:09am On Apr 22, 2015

Ahmed4002:
To All prospective corp's members Batch A 2015 Thread

When we first talked to each other
I knew we would always be friends .
Our e- friendship has kept on growing
And I' ll be here for you to the end .
we all listen when some has problem
And we help dry the tears from their face .
You take away thwir sorrow
And put happiness in its place .

We can' t forget the fun we' ve had
Laughing 'til our faces turn blue.
Talking of things only we find funny
People think we're insane -If they only
knew! we just awaiting our call up lettee

I guess this is my way of saying thanks
For catching me when I fall.
Thanks once again for being such a good
e friends and being here with me through it all .

cc
erisegun mzjaney Sugarbabekemi
kingphilip dassypearl smilingjimmy
leemah4u my boo tolustx Electronzeez
sleekyonyx sparkleRed Bunsky sofdoc
sofdoc1 Walexsammy joyjoomla
richybanky mayorsweet sirRiddy doublezero7
xray2 chidexSmokey pinkiepetite aishawensyTaiye4Christ spartoo nigerdeltaboi noordean femolala001 hopez456 tunesbabe jonzingmaster
etc megawax8
sorry for those I can't remember their monicker. b

Boss. Wa gbayi. Nice write up. Me sef go soon write ma own. Buh ah get one observation o. And na beg ah go beg u to pls edit dat post and put "my boo" inside parenthesis. E dey very ambigous and me dey fear 14 yrs o. Ah neva enjoy life rara o. I jus wan start ni o.
Na beg ah dey beg u.

NYSC › Re: Nysc 2015 Batch A by tolustx(m): 8:00am On Apr 22, 2015

chibuzineo:
I want 2 say a gud morning 2 my loving, sugar coated, milky, darling, pepperoni, creamyberry,sweet, gurjeous, splendid, yummy,and everblazing special frds. I grit una

Ah neva see anybody with dos moniker for here o. Beg explain beta. Na name be all dos ones...sugarcoated, sweet, ganja...etc?

NYSC › Re: Nysc 2015 Batch A by tolustx(m): 7:54am On Apr 22, 2015

kingphilip:
shhhhhhhhhh u have one on page 1601 n u later modified it

I am absolutely sure of that

I knew dat post was prone to being refracted. That is why I set a default refractive index of 1.000293(air) for easy viewing but it seems u applied a wrong refractive index of 1.333(water). I guess there's too much of vapour in d air in ur environment or it was raining wen u looked @ d post. Change ur environment to an area with dry air and view d post again for clarity.
Electronzeez, richybanky, sheyman4phy, noordean, nigerdeltaboi and ~~doublezero7~~ can explain to u better.
Ah! Gbese! Doublezero7 ke...rotfl...Abeg na mistake o. Ah don cancel am

Politics › Re: Ndigbo Forum Lists Demands For Buhari by tolustx(m): 7:43am On Apr 22, 2015

OreMI22:
[size=14pt]Surprised YORUBAS have not showed up here to tell Buhari what to do to punish Igbo.
Meanwhile, Buhari isn't a YORUBA man, but it must concern them because the word "Igbo" is in the post.[/size]

So u're saying yorubas re igbos' enemies right? Abeg rethink.
Ur brodas doing business in yorubaland will not agree with u on dat point.

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NYSC › Re: Nysc 2015 Batch A by tolustx(m): 6:11am On Apr 22, 2015

Good morning o.

Politics › Re: Did You Know Why Johnathan Sack Inspector General Of Police? by tolustx(m): 6:04am On Apr 22, 2015

Op. Specify ur source or u've just typed rubbish. How did u get to make dos conclusions? Who are your contacts?
What I see here is just a topic motivated by hate. Get ur facts b4 discussing a topic as sensitive as dis. This Source may help u tho.
I'm out.

NYSC › Re: Nysc 2015 Batch A by tolustx(m): 5:31am On Apr 22, 2015

kingphilip:
I was extremely sure unless u modified it

The second of urs was over d bar

Na lie. Na three plots I secure for dat piece of land. I buy one 4 mysef, one for rmfunk* and d last one for cheriebe*ry

NYSC › Re: Nysc 2015 Batch A by tolustx(m): 11:20pm On Apr 21, 2015

kingphilip:
sorry it have passed

U're not sure. Check very well.
Ntoi

NYSC › Re: Nysc 2015 Batch A by tolustx(m): 11:09pm On Apr 21, 2015

Ehnehn... Make I come check all dis my mentions now. Kingphilip and co wan take mentions distract me. Dem nur sabi say I sharp pass dah one.

NYSC › Re: Nysc 2015 Batch A by tolustx(m): 11:02pm On Apr 21, 2015

I was in #Page1600

NYSC › Re: Nysc 2015 Batch A by tolustx(m): 11:01pm On Apr 21, 2015

dedicated to miss cherieberry
#page1600

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NYSC › Re: Nysc 2015 Batch A by tolustx(m): 11:01pm On Apr 21, 2015*

It's been a while I did dis last.

I dedicate this spot to Miss Rmfunky. Funkiest babe. Omo to plum, to set.
#page1600

NYSC › Re: Nysc 2015 Batch A by tolustx(m): 11:01pm On Apr 21, 2015

This plot belongs to Engr. Dr. Bishop Rev. ··̵̭̌·ː̗̀☀̤̣̈̇ː̖́TOLUSTXː̗̀☀̤̣̈̇ː̖́·̵̭̌· #page1600

NYSC › Re: Nysc 2015 Batch A by tolustx(m): 10:52pm On Apr 21, 2015

Checking out my outfit in preparation for May 5. Ah nur fit wait.
*Reciting National pledge*
I pledge to Nigeria my country
To be...

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NYSC › Re: Nysc 2015 Batch A by tolustx(m): 10:50pm On Apr 21, 2015

femolala001:
I may miss page 1600 due to low battery. Abeg if anybody dey on the page make he buy just two plots for me.. There is something I wanna build there. Don't ask me what it is..

E nur fit pass shrine and olosho house wey u go build. Sebi na u.
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NYSC › Re: Nysc 2015 Batch A by tolustx(m): 10:48pm On Apr 21, 2015

Abeg, shey masquerade dey dance for here dis evening ni? Abi why people viewing d topic com yapa like dis.
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NYSC › Re: Nysc 2015 Batch A by tolustx(m): 8:11pm On Apr 21, 2015

rmfunky:
tolustx dear am around just peeping once a while...how are you doing?

Wow! So u even dey near like dis. Nawa o. Me I don miss u tire. I dey fine. Hw u sef dey na.

NYSC › Re: Nysc 2015 Batch A by tolustx(m): 7:47pm On Apr 21, 2015

kingphilip:
[size=20pt]brace yourself page 1600 at 10pm[/size]

Na lie. We sabi ur kind. U go delay thread till midnight, so tey everybody go don sleep b4 u push d page to hit d milestone. We sabi ur kind. Walexsammy, sofdoc, doublezero7, SparkleRed, etc. Even chidexsmokey. That one go dey peeps small small. Una go don think say she sef don sleep. Na so she go just appear suddenly for d page.

In other news...
Where is rmfunky now. E don too tey wey I see dat babe last o.

NYSC › Re: Nysc 2015 Batch A by tolustx(m): 7:28pm On Apr 21, 2015

Electronzeez:
oga me sir,
mo gbedi fun yi o

olohun oni je ka seyin o.

E yee shey abosi o. Ewo ni ti idi yen. Shey nkan to flat bi piece of paper yen le pe ni idi? Emi o tie ni nkankan ti mo fe fi idi yin shey o.

Education › Re: EGL001: Use Of English Lecture 1 by tolustx(op): 7:16pm On Apr 21, 2015

CountDracula:
U only mentioned d mistakes... Wat ar d ryt words?
Wats d proper name for "desktop charger"?

Modified. Thanks.

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Education › EGL001: Use Of English Lecture 1 by tolustx(op): 7:07pm On Apr 21, 2015*

[b]A close examination of some conversations between Nigerians shows that many are ignorant of differences between names of commodities and brand names. I wanna highlight Seven common error conversations between buyers and sellers. It is not news though, that even literate people are victims of these.

Buyer1: Good morning ma. I want to buy Macclean
Seller: Which type?
Buyer1: Close up.

Buyer2: Madam, I want to buy omo
Seller: Which type?
Buyer2: Big Ariel

Buyer3: I want to buy indomie
Seller: Which type?
Buyer: Mimee noodles

Buyer4: Mama Sade, I want to buy #10 maggi
Seller: Which type?
Buyer4: Royco or chicken flavour. Anyone sha.

Buyer5: Mama Nkechi, shey u dey sell fruit?
Seller: Which type u want? Sebi na dem full ground for here.
Buyer5: No o. Dis ones na orange and banana. Na fruit gangan I need. The one wey dey get groundnut inside.

Buyer6: I want to buy maltina
Seller: Which type?
Buyer6: Malta Guiness

Buyer7: Guy, u get desktop charger?
Seller: Yes sir. Na im be dis
Buyer7: Ok. Shey na original sha? So how much last...

For chrissake,what is desktop charger? Many people are guilty of dat. Even many people reading dis.
Please, add urs and let's learn to separate brand names from specific names of commodities.

Some will say those words are acceptable as far as the people involved understand each other, but it is wrong. We don't have a Nigerian English. Therefore, our words should conform with the British English that we speak.

***Modified***
Correct words for d above:
*Tooth paste
*Detergent
*Noodles
*Seasoning cube
*Almond
*Malt drink or mention d specific brand u want straight.
*Universal charger[/b]

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NYSC › Re: Nysc 2015 Batch A by tolustx(m): 6:55pm On Apr 21, 2015

Electronzeez:
tolustx na em be oga patapata
aka mr no e- boo
aka mr hacklord
aka youth pastor
aka ............

Wass happen hia. Why u r mention my lame anyhow.

And SparkleRed. Wetin u mean? Shey I nur fit b pastor ni. Ah nur undastnd o. Explain ursef.

Politics › Re: Senator Adeseye Ogunlewe Son's (moyo Ogunlewe) Wedding by tolustx(m): 5:37pm On Apr 21, 2015

I pray that their union will be far more beautiful than all d decorations in their reception venue in Jesus name. Amen.
U better wish dem well if u desire a wedding as colourful as dis. As for me, I do grin

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