men this is the wildest 1 so far,

this is d bomb, just brilliant,

a belt in time,

cunny man die, cunny man bury am,

awwww, i feel for the kitty

theres nothin as good as quality humour

duh

A small guy goes into an elevator, looks up and notices a huge dude standing next to him. The big dude looks down upon the small guy and says, "7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch penis, 3 pound left testicle, 3 pound right testicle, Turner Brown."

The small guy faints.

The big dude picks up the small guy and brings him to, slapping his face and shaking him and asks the small guy, "What's wrong with you?"

The small guy says, "Excuse me, but what did you say?"

The big dude looks down and says, "7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch penis, 3 pound left testicle, 3 pound right testicle, Turner Brown."

The small guy says, "Thank God! I thought you said 'Turn around'."

Angel Gabriel came to the Lord and said, "I have to talk to you. I have
some Nigerians up here in Heaven who are causing some problems. They are
swinging on the Pearly Gates, my horn is missing, and they've got Maggi
sauce and Ogbono soup all over their robes; hamhocks, Isi-ewu, Cow-feet and
Bokoto bones are all over the streets of Gold.

Some folk are walking around with one wing, they have been late taking
their turn in keeping the stairway to heaven clean. There are soda bottles
all over the clouds, some aren't even wearing their halos, saying it doesn't fit with their hairstyles."

The Lord said, "I made them special, as I did you, my angel. Heaven is home
to all my children. If you really want to know about problems, let's call
the Devil."

The Devil answered the phone, "Hello? What the.! , !, hold on one minute."
The Devil returned to the phone and said, "Hello Lord, what can I do for
you?"
The Lord replied, "Tell me what kind of problems you are having down
there." The Devil said, "Wait one minute," and put the Lord on hold.

After 5 minutes he returned to the phone, and said "Okay, I'm back. What
was the question?" The Lord said, "What kind of problems are you having
down there?" The Devil said, "Man, I don't belieee, hold on, Lord". This
time the Devil was gone for 15 minutes. The Devil returned and said, "I'm
sorry Lord, I can't talk right now. These Nigerians put the fire out, and
now they are trying to install air conditioning! They even bribed my
guys!!"

now if that doesnt put a smile on anyone's face,, i dnt know what would.....

classics.....

A young boy asks his father, "Dad, is it ok for us guys to notice all the different kind of boobs?"

Surprised, the father answers, "Well, sure son, we wouldn't be normal if we didn't, there are all kinds of breasts, depending on a woman's age-- In her twenties, a woman's breasts are like melons, round and firm. In her thirties to forties, they are like pears, still nice but hanging a bit. After fifty, they are like onions."

"Onions, Dad?"

"Yeah, you see them and they make you cry, "

Not to be outdone, his sister asks her mother, "Mom, how many kind of joysticks are there?"

The mother, delighted to have equal time, answers, "Well, daughter, a man goes through three phases. In a man's twenties, a man's penis is like an oak, mighty and hard. In his thirties and forties, it is like a birch, flexible but reliable. After his fifties, it is like a Christmas tree."

"A Christmas tree?"

"Yep, dried up and the balls are only there for decoration, "

A man enters his favorite ritzy restaurant and while sitting at his regular table, he notices a gorgeous woman sitting at a nearby table all alone. He calls the waiter over and asks for their most expensive bottle of champagne to be sent over to her knowing that, if she accepts it, she is his. The waiter gets the bottle and quickly sends it over to the woman, saying this is from the gentleman over there. She looks at the wine and sends a note over to the man.

The note reads:
"For me to accept this bottle, you need to have a Mercedes in your garage, a million dollars in the bank, and seven inches in your pants." The man, after reading her note, chuckles, and sends a note of his own back to her, and it read: "Just so you know, I happen to have a Ferrari Testarosa, a BMW 850iL and a Mercedes 600SL in my garage, and I have over twenty-five million dollars in the bank. But, not even for a woman as beautiful as you, would I cut three inches off. JUST SEND THE BOTTLE BACK."

im sure the guests were stone dead from  suffocation....

im sure the guests were stone dead from suffocation....

there are lawyers who choose their clients in order not to lie u know......

tryin to b sharp hmm?;'christene.. and its tolutope

..since most lawyers r liars...... xcept people like mi....

davidylan:

canst thou put old wine in a new wine skin? nay but the old wine burst the bottle!

tru dat

so wat does it say christene?

:Dnow this is d bomb,,,, i went crazy when i saw this....

i didnt know obj's uncle was still alive .. ekpele sir oo

looks more like an evolving primate

i guess they aint far from the truth..

casper:


NA YAM!!!!!1

na fish?

A man sat at a barstool and plopped a frog down on the bar. The bartender says, "What in the world are you doin with that frog?" "Why I'm going to sell it for a hundred dollars", replied the man.

"What's so special about that frog?"

"This frog eats pussy," exclaimed the man.

A few minutes later in walks this beautiful woman.

She asked, "What are you doing with that frog?"

"Why its for sale mam, this frogs eats pussy. And I'll let you have it for $100."

"I'll take it", shouted the lady as she threw down $100.

"Ok mam, here's the frog and my phone number in case you have any problems."

The lady took the frog home, laid down spread eagle naked in bed and prodded the frog. Nothing happened. She poked the frog and nothing. It didn't move. She called the man who sold her the frog. "This frog won't do anything, I want my money back"

The man said, "Hold it, I'll be right there, give me your address." The man heads straight for the lady's home.

He walks in and sure enough the frog is not doing anything. It just sits there.

Then the man says to the frog, "Allright, I'm going to show you this just one more time."

im a lawyer and a xtian and i kno that God is a God of humour.. its just to see the funny side of things y'all....

theORAKU:

so our 250 million naira has gone to the british coffers?!

what a WASTE?
the guy should be jailed straight without TRIAL.

who said its ur 250million....its the guys own oo.. dont let him hear u..

Odeku:

Tolulope remember the Gov has immunity in Nigeria, there is nothing baba can say. its up to the house of senate in the state to impeach the monster

so with the evidence of looting, escaping arrest and faking identity, they still want to sit down and impeach... hmm.... i wonder why they didnt sit down and discuss tafa's case before he was thrown out like a dog.... this is what we r talking about... its time to vote a neutral face not the same old club members.....they kip on decieving us dat they care 4 us.... na yam?

./..... and he still has the mouth to say he is behind baba all the way... and baba aint saying anythin..... havent we had enuff bullshitting from all these evolving primates dat rule us?