i wonder why people can't c people for who they are,  watching his programme with a clear conscience, really makes a lot of sense,  he isnt difficult to follow and if you really listen you'll find out that his ministry is a kind of 'hit the nail on the head' ministry,  he doesnt beat around the bush,  he gives u insight as to what on a good day u would have read and interpreted as normal,  E.G. ''the Lord is my sherperd, I shall not want, '' simply put,  it means one wont lack with God on his/her side,  okotie's deep breakdown, "in those days sherperds tend their sheep.if u can appreciate those days den u'll know that sherperds are ready to even fight a lion in defence of their sheep, they make sure the sheep is well tended to and they are over protected and graze with total peace of mind, '' try and now picture God doing that for us'',  that is d way he preaches,  he vividly makes u understand each word or verse,  thats why his ministry is call THE APOKALUPSIS, THE REVELATION OF THE WORD,  at the end,  u can only wonder and appreciate and adhere to God more and understand life better,  4real,

good news,  his political platform FRESH has been registered by inec( one of today's papers or magazines)  and this means he doesnt have to pair up with thieves,  he can choose people we really need,  people lets not mess up this opportunity of changing our country around,  we r too cool to b in the present state that we r in, america, england aint better than us,  we've got5 what it takes,  time to put in the rite people to take us there,  lets not forget how we all voted mko,  and yet he was a muslim but xtians and herbalists voted him because we all wanted a change,  okotie is d logical best bet we have now and wit God on his side,  and we in his numbers,  hmm,  i can't wait to enter an underground train from lagos going to kano, feel me?

can any1 tell me if there is a school for politicians or would be leaders? didnt ibb ,obj start from somewhere?lets not forget that okotie was one of the forerunners for abiola m.k.o. then, so he aint new to politics, and one thing u all forget, God rules a country and can damn well choose anyone, ur past leaders make ruling or politics look like it aint for anybody but themselves, well does dat mean u or me cant rule if we bcome pastors or imams or even devout believers of God and we feel we have enuff experience to tame this gentle country with wild leaders?does dat mean nigeria is complex, isnt ruling about choosing the right people? take liberia and their female president, does dat mean she aint qaulified? or is it till okotie handles different political posts b4 he can b seen as qualified? to me, as long as one has education and exposure and most importantly the balls to turn things around in this country then the person has my blessings and okotie aint got no bad records, infact if you want to talk about a well rounded person, he fits,

that was a whopper

the girl gotta calculate d sum of ur love divided by the equation of ur wallet,

nive try, im sure u formed dat 1 up

ccooooolllll

that was phhaatt

lawyers, pity

nice1

this is cool, i like dat guy, he is SMART, yyyup!

lets be realistic, across board, this sh.t is real,  , wen u think about it in general

a couple went to the beach to have some fun, they now  hid behind a bush and were doing the wild thing when a bee found its way into the wife's privy, they now rushed down to the hospital where the doc said the only way to get the bee out is to smear honey on the husband's privates and him penetrate his wife,  the husband was aghast and said he can't do it, so dear doctor volunteered, so, in the course of using his honey-smeared privates in going in and coming out of  the man's wife, his countenance changed and the couple,worried asked, anything wrong,  the doctor growled out''change of plans,  ILL HAVE TO DROWN THE BASTARD'',

i wish it had for the poor fella's sake

pissin in coke, must be vanilla flavour

, get ready 4, DUUNNGGGGAA,

jesus said let your yes b yes and your no be no,  if tb or tuberculosis or whatever  he calls himself seems to have a questionable xter then there is a problem,  people saying during jesus time jesus also went through same badmouthing 4get 1 thin,  the holy ghost wasnt there then to enlighten them,  now we got the holy ghost that speaks one language,  and that language for real xtians isnt tuberculosis', people lets b real,  i aint got no beef but if u want to talk on smthin then do your research,  if u want to talk on spiritual matters, pray for spiritual discernment,  for we do not fight with men or physical things but wit principalities and powers,  can we understand the magntitude  of that at all?if he be for god, other real pastors would have embraced him,  not just 1 'oyakilomess',  only God knows what is happenin,  the whole church just can't frown at 1 person. r u sayin no 1 pastor has God in him?only oya kilo and tb are God's tru servant,  dduuhhh? just like discussing witchcraft, if u can't discern how u wan discuss?4real, God aint stupid, likewise other real men of God, we aint talkin about his looks and manner only, but his spirituality is not christ and if it aint christ it aint God.the devil can also do miracles, doesnt mean he works for God, thats why pple can take chickens and goats to psychics and they get results, they will definitely keep on goin bak wen a problem arises, conclusion? psychic has a permament customer.likewise any other 'person'who has miracles to offer but by wat means is dat miracle?God said worship Him in truth and in spirit, so if we xtians all follow that rule then why shld there be confusion about tb? it means him no pure pple, and this aint opinion poll. this is spiritual understanding.he who has an ear let him hear, these r the end times, sh*t is happenin, even wolves are lookin like sheep now,

there r some local safe courier services, affiliated wit other local courier services abroad, they can take care of shipping and stuff for you, like in london there is ifex courier which is run by ifesinachi transport group.tested and tried,  they could take care of your shipping at lil or no cost,  if u contact some local courier services in naija, they will let u know if they have a partner in your country,

u r one crazy goat, guy must have been a bushmeat lover,

thnks micklplus,  i honestly didnt know it had been posted,  apologies to the originator,  i just want to make sure all jokes on earth get represented in this forum, 

There was once a hat-seller who passed by a forest. The weather was
very hot

and he decided to take a nap under one of the trees, so he left his
whole
basket of hats by the side. A few hours later, he woke up and realised
that
all his hats were gone.

Then he heard some monkeys on top of the tree and he looked up.
To his surprise, the tree was full of monkeys. They had taken all his
hats!
The hat-seller sits down and try to think of how he can get the hats
down.

He started to think and scratched his head. The next moment, he
realized that the monkeys were doing the same thing. Next, he took down
his
own hat and fanned himself. The monkeys did exactly the same! An idea
struck

him - he took his hat and threw it on the floor. And the monkeys did
the
same too. Happily, he collected all his hats back.

Fifty years later, his grandson also became a hat-seller and also got
to
hear the monkey story from his grandfather. One day, just like his
grandfather, he passed by the same forest. Feeling very hot, he took a
nap
under the same tree and left the hats on the floor. Again, when he woke
up,
he realized that all his hats were gone. He looked up and found that
the
monkeys had taken all his hats.

Remembering what his grandfather had told him, he started scratching
his
head and the monkeys followed. He took down his hat and fanned himself
and
again the monkeys followed. Now, very convinced of his grandfather's
idea,
he threw his hat on the floor, but to his surprise, the monkeys still
held

on to all the hats! Then one bold monkey climbed down the tree, grabbed
the
hat on the floor, gave him a slap and said, "Idiot- you think say na
only
you get grand-papa!!"

A couple from Minneapolis decided to go to Florida for
a long weekend to thaw out last winter. They planned
to stay at the same hotel they spent their honeymoon
29 years before. Because both had jobs they found it
difficult to coordinate their travel schedules. It was
decided that the husband would fly to Florida on a
Thursday, and his wife would follow him the next day.
Upon arriving as planned, the husband checked into the
hotel. In his room there was a computer so he decided
to send his wife an e-mail back in Minneapolis.
However, he accidentally left out one letter in her
address and MIS-sent the e-mail to a widow in Houston
without realizing his error.


In Houston that widow had just returned from her
husband's funeral. The dearly departed was a minister
who had been called home to glory following a heart
attack. The widow checked her e-mail, expecting
messages from relatives and friends. Upon reading the
first message, she fainted. Her son rushed into the
room, found his mother on the floor, and saw the
computer screen which read:

To My Loving Wife
Subject: I've Arrived.

You're probably surprised to hear from me. They have
computers here now and you are allowed to send e-mails
to your loved ones. I've just arrived and checked in.
I see that everything has been prepared for your
arrival tomorrow. Looking forward to seeing you then!
Hope your journey is as uneventful as mine was.

PS: Sure is hot down here!

this is d best joke ever, jesssuusss :Dmeeeenn, its the bombbb

i 4ckin hit me head on the monitor, this is llllluuuvvlllyyyy, 4real, im still laffin hard,

oooobbbbbjjjjjj ;d ;d ;d

just shows the complexity of a WOE-MAN nice1

i can imagine wat was goin on in the donkey's mind

now dats 1 smart raunchy woman,

now thats wat im talkin about, whose the bigga nigga?

now dats a hard mice,