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This government would never learn or use their intelligence, VI needs more buses so people can park their cars at home, its people coming to VI that crowds the third mainland bridge, if there are buses from the mainland to tbs and cms and other smaller buses to routes in VI traffic would disappear overnight.... but this people dont think

Hardheolar:
is Nokia kidding me. still dishing out 8GB ROM by now..

who still makes 1g ram phones in 2018

DLuciano:
All thanks to GEJ who acquired this amour during his tenure

Nigerians are so gullible, na GEJ father money dem use buy am? Or na buhari salary he dey use? No be my hard earned money wey dem dey take right left and centre everyday... Wen we start understanding life we will grow in this country... GEJ ko Bubu ni

The man is obviously sick but as we no dey take mental issues serious in this country we think its normal or hes just being dramatic... Most of our leaders need mental evaluation

kaecy5:
More Tips - when u hear occasional right front side noise don't be too in a hurry to change shocks, ball joint, combination bushing. most times it is your right Engine seating that is worn and u wont know cos there is a rubber cover over it. the simple way to check is shake you engine if it moves then it is engine seating. cos a good engine seating would not allow your engine rock when u shake it.

I think I need to check this, I feel some vibe on my right front tire bothering me, mechanic has checked n rechecked the shocks.. BTW any gud mech for suspension in lagos? Honda baby boy 2002

Is this a brag post or this guy just wasting our space, go ahead and do what u decided to do, you feeling fly abi, when the official things suddenly disappear don't think too far what happened, u forget 2 wrongs don't make a right abi, it's kinda obvious u re successful but no emotionally no disrespect.

Btw ur mind is made up obviously still wondering what this post is all about sha.

baralatie:
this $1 billion billion question!
how did he know how to do her well,well

You assume he did, back in some days sex wasn't paralimpic Olympics, It's a mind game and unfortunately these days the mind has expanded, back in some age nobody knew all the styles and they were satisfied and Happy with missionary.

ShowYourCertificate:
These are the kind of people our clueless, certificateless and senile president-elect will be governing. Will he be able to address their needs with wisdom and intelligence? I very much doubt it.

Who's this oponu, it Neva leave ur body Abi... always Looking for opportunity to express stupidity...

ellechrystal:
N Johnathan hasn't been attacked by Apc over d past one year
Even buhari has been attacking too, listen to him discredit d incumbent govt constantly, he can't speak without condemning d govt, n at some point I don't get his agenda to b honest with u, cos he spends more tym reminding everyone that d govt has failed us,.
U do not expect d pdp to b quiet n act scared, they ain't scared of him either, so both parties ve a feel of wat they unleash.
Unfortunately, d opposition don't like to ve a taste of their own medicine, which is pure hypocrisy.
Come on, be rational.
It's simple, wat u do to others will b done unto u shikena.
In terms of linking him with boko harram, ve u forgotten so soon how it all started in 2011 Wen he lost? Wat he said? How he was nominated as their spokes person How he condemned d killing of boko haramites How he said he will make naija ungovernable N many more.
Am quite sure if this came from Johnathan, he would ve been crucified before now.
U guys should please always say d truth.
In fact shakau n his sponsors must face d wrath of d law, cos without d sponsors, there will b no shakau. So the sponsors r more or less d boko harram themselves. Cos they r still alive today cos of their sponsors trust me.

I feel u.. but both men have political thugs on their bandwagon, everyone points to what buhari said 4yrs ago Which is likely true and we are Still here, governance... what about the Nigeria Delta youths accumulation of arms and purchase of gun boats, do they plan to go hunting on the Amazon? Just a balanced view...

Mind You I ain't voting for neither party

ellechrystal:
Y r ppl so jobless n stupid?
we should b happy d army is fighting for us b ve been making progress.but some anti progressive and Retrogressive humans who call themselves progressiveness will come here n frame lies just to discredit the work of the govt in all ramifications.
I don't get it.
So how do u tackle boko harram without getting shakau
Or r they afraid wen he is gotten some secrets will b revealed??.

Looking for a way to cover up for wat he will say.
Smh.
Only in nigrria.

Well I can appreciate ur concern, I didn't write this though, only brought it to the fore..

I'm glad you re as frustrated as we all are, but haven't u been curious Why the present govt waited till elections to begin all these So called winning bh after 6yrs of free reign... I love intelligent discuss not sentiments

A BOMBSHELL!! – ANOTHER HORROR STORY FROM THE INTELLIGENCE FILES!!

My people, because of the tireless and fearless work that we do at CUPS, which involves enlightening our people on how to save themselves from corruption, misrule, tyranny, occupation, and genocide, we get a lot of leaked information from informants in Nigeria. Some of it is excellent, and some of it is just recycled conspiracy ideas on Facebook. Meanwhile we at CUPS have near perfected ways of verifying leaked information sent to us using different techniques, including the use of digital forensics, which is one of my fields of expertise as a Computer Security Research Scientist.We therefore don't publish any story unless be really believe there are elements of truth in it.

The story below reached us this morning (23/02/2015). It came from one of our reliable sources in Nigeria. It is one of the most disturbing stories that we have yet received. Read it and make your own judgement!

“I have it on a strong ground that there is a plan to capture a Shekau before the week to elections. And the captured Shekau who is currently undergoing training on what to say and do will mention Buhari as one of their core sponsors. The target according to the source is to discourage Southern voters and the Northern Christians (from liking Buhari). The confession is alleged to be so perfectly planned that Buhari may even be arrested and even those who love him may think twice (about his sincerity). The sum of 4.5 billion Naira is purportedly budgeted. The purpose of this budget I am told is for bribing some Northern clerics so when the time comes, they will pacify their followers (to reject Buhari as he is BoKo Haram sponsor). There will purportedly be audio of phone calls (between Buhari and the Boko Haram leaders). Buhari will not be able to sue the government since it will be an arranged confession of a captured terrorist. Now, I am not saying this (leak) is true. But knowing how desperate these PDP people are, they can do just anything to get Buhari out of the way. Honestly, I am deeply, deeply, deeply, worried. In fact, I am troubled. Kindly share this and let the world know about this evil machination of the PDP before it is too late. Kindly do it. The person who gave me this information is an Intelligence officer with the Army. He looks worried too.”

May God save Nigeria and Nigerians. Amen.

Dr. Idris Ahmed.
https://twitter.com/CUPS_nigeria
https://www./cupsnigeria/
http://uk.linkedin.com/pub/dr-idris-ahmed/34/628/71b
23/02/2015

Fortunately n unfortunately the man hung on d ex (Many. Of us) is d easiest man to wait for, since Men are like kids we get attracted by "shiny" new things so if u happen to beat the ex, u are so in luck....

cold: There's simply no way any right thinking person would believe the Ark story.Even the most ardent supporters of the bible balk at the idea of discussing Noah's ark.Because the story is so riddled with inconsistencies it simply doesn't make any sense to believe it let alone discuss it.The safe option is to accept it was an allegory like many other biblical stories that have been debunked

If God created all those things in the beginning how difficult would it have been to recreate wat adam couldn't take into the earth, mind you it was human being God wanted to wipe out not insects.

Evil Brain: How did Noah fit 2 million insects (1 million species x 2) into the ark? And how did be manage to fit 12,000 amphibians, 20,000 birds, 11,000 mammals, 16,000 reptiles and god knows how many crustaceans, arachnids and mollusks into a boat that must have already been overflowing with insects? Where did he find space to keep a years worth of food for all those animals? How did he keep the meat for the Lions, tigers and other carnivores fresh for a whole year? Why did he take mosquitoes, tapeworms, guinea worms and the HIV virus aboard the ark? Did he infect himself with all those parasites, or did he force his wife and children to carry them? How come all the animals didn't freeze to death at 9,000 metres altitude (the height of Mount Everest which must have been underwater) Where did they find oxygen to breathe at that height? What did all the animals eat after getting off the ark? All the plants must have died after a year underwater, and all the animals would have drowned so no food for herbivores or carnivores. How come all the fish in the ocean survived? Saltwater fish can't survive in freshwater and the ocean would have been massively diluted with all that rain. Or did the ark also have a salty fish tank with space for 60,000 fish (30,000 species x 2)? And how did he feed all those fish?

Not that I'm doubting this ark story mind you. Its in the Bible after all, so it must be true. I'm just curious about a few technicalities. I'm sure you have good explanations for all of them.

Ask God how he created the earth, that's a simple way to answer all this question of technicality

maybe I'm a learner but I'm really struggling to understand the craze about being on the front page of nairaland, or first to comment craze also... Honestly I don't get it, maybe a fan of fp things can explain to me oh!

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I'm hollaring need this apk like yesterday

Vilicious: He is caring
He is honest
He doesn't drink
He doesn't smoke
He doesn't womanise
He is handsome
He is a friend without selfish interest or benefit
He would never lay his hand on a lady
He wiℓℓ always help when one is facing a problem
And lastly
He is God fearing.
DO SUCH GUYS STILL EXIST
I DOUBT IT

He does but will YOU recognize n submit urself to his humble state.....

Gbawe: It is the Intercontinental Hotel group that is behind this. If you know who they are, what they do and what they have achieved, you would not be making the regrettably ignorant statements above. This is the private capital of one of the biggest hotel groups in the world behind this and I suggest you folks educate yourselves. Even bad belle against anyone/anything should not prompt this level of ignorance and abysmally stymied world-view if the Nigerian education system produces solutions providers who gain inspiration and guidance from commendable achievements.

http://www.ihgplc.com/index.asp?pageid=2

Hmmm I'm gonna need to disagree with your intelligence sorry, I happen to be very involved in this intercontinental project (It wise, my coy supplied their hospitality solutions) it's not an ihg investment, neither are the Sheratons owned by starwood, they manage d hotels for the owners, I can reel out owners for you but I won't, it's like a contract.

By the way I've slept in all this major hotels n yea ihg Lagos is 5 star.

Can i upgrade this to the latest android 4.3

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Its your life!!! Just beware how ur utterances or so called sudden revolution imparts on the life of people who cant decide for themselves!

The koko is this if you cant part with 10% of wat you have freely! You are a greedy person which is not christianly!

I am not a frequent tither though i wish i could be, and neither do i pay my tithes in a single church!

Sometimes ive used my tithe to purchase needs for the church! Understanding matters.... but please watever ur personal convictions regarding tithe dont make a law out of it..

if u search the bible enough u will see any scripture to back even committing murder! its free will

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But i still havent found my birthday mate of OCTOBER 17TH

Well I found you.. thinking i would have to go thru the whole thread before finding oct 17th

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Hmmmm to imagine i followed ten pages of this discussion and still nobody else posted a single picture,

Some people made sense, others were just , their usual self