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Jobs/VacanciesRe: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by TomDickandHarry: 9:14am On Dec 01, 2019
The numbers don't add up. If EHs are cut out and contracts converted, there'll be a shortage requiring more contract staff to take the place of the former.
Such a precedent wud perpetuate the cycle of contract staffing and conversion and there'll be no more recruitment of full staff. Someone pls correct me...
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by TomDickandHarry: 8:35am On Dec 01, 2019
The people hearing things/fighting in favor of conversion of contract staff (assuming all this is true) and the contract staff have their way, and an EH applicant sue's the corporation, which defense will they have as to why they made such applicants waste resources in pursuing the recruitment?

If Nnpc wants to give in to each of these "implorations" from various quarters instead of duly completing this process, there will be no end to petitions, they'll really get their hands dirty. My thoughts.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by TomDickandHarry: 6:49pm On Nov 30, 2019
Mitocyan:
Corrected to include c12112
Oh... Lol yeah! How could I forget!
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by TomDickandHarry:
Every month with its messenger
Chibusoil, c12112 - August
Easymoneysniper - September
Naijatruth - October
Napolitano - November
Saimeritus, Olybaby50, gianluigizona - December
Modified

Me:

Jobs/VacanciesRe: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by TomDickandHarry: 10:16am On Nov 30, 2019
mathology5431:
This is to inform all local men that there be a program tonight called cross over night! ........theme: Cross over Into APL"......
Introductory speech will be given by @bobowaja
Lecture 1 to be given by @mosgoon
Lecture 2 by @UncleJarus
Lecture 3 by @Teaser
Medical Orientation by @Gbriels
Item 7 @ChasteGhuy
TF distribution by the Zonal secretary himself @Mathology
Official announcement of APL by @easysnipermoney
Closing remarks by @Ladyheaven

To all concerned members of Local Men Association.
We will be releasing our official members list soon, it might likely accompany the long awaited APL grin grin grin grin grin!!!! Register for membership now!!!!! Pay your fee with our treasurer!!!! You can pay to me too. cool cool cool

Signed
Zonal secretary, Local Man committee for NNPC
Waiting for Nnpc call several months after cross over night

Jobs/VacanciesRe: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by TomDickandHarry: 10:07am On Nov 30, 2019
Artexexes:
Me I have asked...

I started filling in for Beeam since you got back!
Beeam's alter-ego. No wonder they both had fake APLs
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by TomDickandHarry: 10:17pm On Nov 29, 2019
Slammmmmmmm:
GTs like us without experience will be on JSS3 or JSS2 cry angry or Pry 6 sef

Lmao
It is not polite to laugh your azz out in front of your elders. Now laugh your azz back in... grin cheesy
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by TomDickandHarry: 7:50pm On Nov 29, 2019
larride:
iPhone is not a luxury brand anymore. Every Tom, dick n Harry can get one now.

There are even Android phones that are more expensive than the latest iPhone. Your choice of phone doesn’t show how prudent or wise you are.
I can't. tongue
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by TomDickandHarry: 12:14pm On Nov 29, 2019
NNPC is an NPC, e don do na. Haba angry
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by TomDickandHarry: 11:21am On Nov 29, 2019
allthingsgood:
People of God pls don't lose your brain because of nnpc job. It will come wen it will come. Don't assume ur success in life is tied in nnpc job. The richest pple in naija today don't work for nnpc or any company for that matter. Apl is good, but if it doesnt come its not the end of the world
Do you mean the 3 richest in naija or the 109 richest or the 199million richest?
Oga goan start your mini-importation business and let us hear word jare.

Jobs/VacanciesRe: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by TomDickandHarry: 11:14am On Nov 29, 2019
Who said if you post on this page, you will get APL? I'm not even bothered, that's why I won't be posting on 1300 grin
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by TomDickandHarry: 9:08am On Nov 29, 2019
Saimeritus, I see you.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by TomDickandHarry: 8:22am On Nov 29, 2019
Aremolomi:
Below bolded and colored were ur words in one of chats on this thread.

Now that u have signed in , I want to believe the APL will be here soon

[b]
Probably this is where I sign out from this thread (till the much awaited day)[/b]
Lol. FBI.. lemme add spice, even oga Tjayelbee's here today.

BusinessRe: Beginner's Guide To Mini Importation by TomDickandHarry: 4:39pm On Nov 28, 2019
kid7soccer:
Mad people everywhere in nairaland. Were on earth did u come out from gringrin grin
...from a nook or cranny... grin grin
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by TomDickandHarry: 4:36pm On Nov 28, 2019
Sighs**

Jobs/VacanciesRe: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by TomDickandHarry: 4:24pm On Nov 28, 2019
iammiracle1:
The Blood!!! 4 GT abi management staff?
grin which blood? Abeg my blood de miss...
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by TomDickandHarry:
Icequeen94:
See what their employees posted here at least there is proof: https://www.mysalaryscale.com/company/nigerian-national-petroleum-corporation-nnpc/salary
Proof of what? There's no offer letter there. Is it everything you see on the net you believe?

I saw what was written about my employer... Hehehe, even my pay before confirmation was way better than that.
Random ppl that live on rumors and have the time to waste on media are the ones that go posting their salaries there. Happy surfing!
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by TomDickandHarry: 10:44pm On Nov 27, 2019
Sleyanya1:
This post is quite irrelevant.
Best quote today.

Jobs/VacanciesRe: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by TomDickandHarry: 8:08pm On Nov 27, 2019
Slammmmmmmm:
Wetin we no go see for the other side

Boys dy para
Hahaha... Mad ooo!!! grin grin
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by TomDickandHarry: 5:22pm On Nov 25, 2019
(clap-clap, 4;4)
We are gathered together unto Thee! (2×)
... grin

Jobs/VacanciesRe: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by TomDickandHarry: 9:21pm On Oct 11, 2019
tharealest:
In God our strength
...repping St Lwanga house... Always coming last during inspections. Lol! grin

All respect to Late Fr. Fraser.

Jobs/VacanciesRe: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by TomDickandHarry: 7:24pm On Oct 11, 2019
Balaking:
Yes please all those that have received apl and those who are waiting for ink refill for printing more apl kindly visit this thread https://www.nairaland.com/5464683/nigerias-new-mental-illness-approach your presence is needed there
In the eyes of the elders, that crusading psychologist's unshaven beard is symptomatic of a mental disorder.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by TomDickandHarry: 2:26pm On Oct 11, 2019
GeeRaoult:
I was only privileged to be under the tutelage of the ilks of Isaac, Godspower and Pascal (a senior friend I later met in FutMx). MSG holiday lesson brought me to friends, some I met, others, I never did: Maduks, Hope, Dr.Da, Ejeh, Obliks, Ekele, Moti, etc. (Met); while, Olumide, Timo etc. (Not yet).
While I'm still wondering who's behind the Geeraoult moniker, I was in same set (MSG'10) with the last set of names you mentioned (some even right from p.school) Timo all the way to university.
Well, happy to meet y'all great gabrielites, number5, you're sighted.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by TomDickandHarry: 10:11pm On Oct 10, 2019
BenFlash:
Come FUTERMITES, una don take style collect two pages with this una reunion oo and still counting.

If other schools start their own for here,na to scatter the thread be that oo. People like us wey graduate from Imam Shuaib Primary School, Ijeshatedo, na from there I go first start to dey hail my Gees dey come.

Be guided.
.
Lol... Das how termites do.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by TomDickandHarry:
GeeRaoult:
Oto set, nice meeting you here.
Otor, not Oto. This world is really small.
@Bulaj coman check something...
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by TomDickandHarry:
monlawal:
Una don disclose our salaries and other pecks to the world.
How I go take lie now say I no get money when some wucked uncles come knocking.

I would be like

Uncle I am sorry I don't have money now and I would not have till after five months.

The uncle would be like


But my last born is on nairaland and he told me that you people receive what is called upfront in addition to your salary. He said he saw it in a group in nairaland.
"It is an occult group. Your son is in a cult, sir." grin
Change of topic
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by TomDickandHarry: 8:15pm On Oct 09, 2019
FreshShavedBalls:
Who will even take a moniker such as 'Ashawomaster' seriously?
I mean come on, be civil and show some class in your choice of moniker
"Freshshavedballs"? grin

Jobs/VacanciesRe: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by TomDickandHarry: 8:52pm On Oct 08, 2019
GeeRaoult:
Not genuine, ersatz, sometimes even a lie or apocryphal statement can go by the same cognomen as spurious.
Wetin I score for WAEC English exam again sef?

Jobs/VacanciesRe: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by TomDickandHarry: 8:48pm On Oct 08, 2019
Modubabunuye:
no juicy allowance on IPPIS, no GT WILL earned more than 200k /month


source: PENGASSAN member
Pls, is there a reason why the upfront can't be spread across and added to the monthly earnings?
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by TomDickandHarry: 7:15am On Oct 08, 2019
BenFlash:
I am not known for eulogising people for their info no matter how much it aligns with my thoughts because I have come to realise that a lot of us cook up sh*t from mere assumptions; but this sh*t right here sounds too real to be waved off. Thanks for sharing.

Jobs/VacanciesRe: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by TomDickandHarry: 9:28am On Oct 06, 2019
NoHatred:
The source and sustainer of the galaxy will not allow the so-called guardians to prevail.
Sorry, in this parabled conversation you two are having, are the guardians the good or the bad guys? huh
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by TomDickandHarry: 8:41pm On Oct 05, 2019
How slick! shocked

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