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sekxy:
okay,,just ignore him or better still block his number,,like I hate guys with dumb attitude

Hahaha
Here goes a lady who fukks every bf.
Mind you I'm not saying it's bad, neither good. Whatever rocks your boat.
But I hope what guys have been riding for ages, you won't ask one idiot to go pay to your parents before having it

rosy16:
tanx for ur advice bt I jus pray he forgvs me cos d way he sounded with me,av never seen him in such manner.bt I will still apologize to him. Tanx

How did women get to this kind of pathetic low position in life??
It baffles me silly!
"I pray he forgives me". Mcheew

Aren't ladies supposed to be Angels so dignified that men seek their precious attention with courteous caution??

But when ladies sell themselves cheap right from tender ages then this is exactly what you get!

omenka:
This dude Fayose is to me just like some deranged Potor Pig who wakes up everyday with only one objective on his mind, desperately seek my attention.

Even at 2am when the forum is literally sleeping, he's busy wailing in my mentions.

The two disastrous Kanu's threads yesterday made matters worse.

Sadly, the last thing I'd ever ever do is pay him the attention he seeks, just as Buhari wouldn't Fayose who's been doing same for over two years!

Fayose, go and tend to your people's needs, Buhari isn't interested in seeing you, at least not yet.

Too much ambiguity herein

ENIMONEY:
Lmao. U are missing out on the best girls

It's a mutual something
You're missing more sef
If you don't need me I don't fking need you

wingman:
Ignorant fools will continue ranting over what they do not know or understand. Do you all think that as shrewd as Igbos are they will easily forgive and elevate Ojukwu to the status of a legend if he truly ran away?
The worst fate and humiliation that would have befallen Igbos would be for Nigeria to capture or kill Ojukwu. The man was practically bundled into the plane in Ulli airstrip because he never wanted to leave. Just as declaration of Biafra was the collective will of Igbos, so too was Ojukwu 's departure for Ivory coast.
You ignorant kids can continue writing all the rubbish you want cause you do not know or understand what the man represents to Igbos.

I think this person has a point.
Ojukwu was just the leader of the vision that the people themselves had. He consulted wide

RUBBISH!!!

Some people are selfish and stupid at the same time.

Why would someone want to live another person's life for them??

What's wrong in a parent remarrying??

So what's the wealthy got to do with anything as if you won't be a beneficiary

Very childish thing!

alexialin:
A true life story happened to a friend of mine .

An average looking young graduate guy with a great sense of humour woo a pretty working class lady who owns a successful establishment. He succeeded in making her fall head over heels inlove and trust him well enough. He played his cards well , all because he simply wants to hit that spot . That was his aim and quickly move to the next fish. Unknown to him , he made her love him so much, that she told her bestie , this is the best thing ever happening to her for a long while . This guy is so sincere! And she has maped put great plans for her Darling bf and soon to be hubby.

1st package on their honeymoon, she will surprise him with her company documents making him the CEO of her company , cos he doesn't really have a good job and he complains about getting a good job . She was like hey! Why not give him this position. He has shown some traces of worth. And she wants him to be the man in the marriage and at least have some control.

2nd package : Change his wardrobe with exotic natives . He will get to meet the new clothes in his wardrobe at home after One week exquisite honeymoon in Dubai .

All expenses made possible by his fiance . Cause he didn't waste time to propose to her . She gladly accept not knowing all his little financial spendings here and there was only to have sex with her and move on.
Infact that's his life dream , lemme hit that pussyyy and am outta here.

He never knew the other blessings coming his way.

So her bestie, adviced don't give him any hint , pls! And let's see how truly inlove and dedicated he is .
After all the love chats, love phone calls every day every night , cos it's a long distance relationship . She stays in lagos , he stays in anambra .
For four months ,no sex just calls and pings to keep the love alive . Alas he came to Lagos , had only three days to stay cos he needs to report back to his measly job , he had the sexxx he had been craving for . She dropd him off at the airport ,he went back to his base , next day his calls started reducing. And he started making up stories to create a lame breakup.
First lie : He claims his father said Anambra people forbid to marry Imo people and his dad is against the wish in getting married, cos the dad detest Imo women , and he can't go against his dad and he's so sorry he cant go against his dad, crying crocodile tears at the background cos of the chaos our union is causing at home!

She was like wow! But anambra and imo are almost like siblings, what the fucvkk!
For three weeks she tried to make him see reason and also remind him when he said his parents dare not choose for him and now he's saying this ? All he could say was he's sorry its over.

She told her bestie ,and the bestie was like what! babe! Mehn, God saved you o ! Just be thanking God , he didn't continue his pretense to the end . if not ? He would have left you dry at the last minute .. U see why I said u should chill! Mehn! Before making him the head of your company and changing his wardrobe to Yur status .

Lol the guy just shot himself on the foot! Damn!

They both sent a screenshot to the guy about their convo of the plans his babe had for him .. He almost collapsed .


When my friend was narrating it to me, I was like wow!

Are some guys this shallow and duvmb! Spending the little u have all because of sexxx!

He unknowingly rejected his blessings and handed it back to the owner.
With jobs wey scarce full everywhere ?


Please my peeps what will u call this scenario??

I still can't believe this , I simply told my friend , attend Sunday service in church and give Thanksgiving.. God saved you!

Op where exactly do you come in here since you're not the bestie. Lol

Dreamland tinz

Some women wicked oo na so them for like to buy men with money.

alexialin:
Op let the truth be told here.
Your younger sister is just like every other brothers out wth their younger sisters.
No matter how beautiful she looks. We are all beautifully made in eyes of different men out there.
Now, I understand your concern. But what u can do is advise her. When she gains admission into the university, u won't follow her and lodge in her hostel watching every moves she makes. Abi u go leave your work, follow and camp with her in hostel?
So the best u can do is advise her and use yourself as an example.
She wil have sexxx when shes ready for it with her bf. You can't stop it, no matter how many times u beat her or sieze her phone. Teach her sex education, cause she needs it, to avoid Been a babymama or committing abortions just to save face. Let her know about contraceptives and condoms. Its important, whether its pleasing to hear or not.
Everybody has hormones, Infact raging hormones in certain period of our lives and the only thing we can do is either have self control or loose control.
Let her know what she stands to gain if shes loose sexually.
Teach her to be able to decipher a bad guy in sheep clothing. Teach her to be self independent and not depend on any guy because she is beautiful.
Cause men will just end up, sucking that fresh beautiful looks out of her body.
Teach her to be strong and content with whatever little or much finance available for her to manage.

Then she can decide to be a virgin till wedding night or taste the waters of what feelings, racing of heartbeats and raging hormones cause but with protection.
Its inevitable, when sexxx happens and if it happens. Its nature

So simply advise her properly.
Thats all.

Wow
So much experience embedded in this talk

NwaAmaikpe:



I hate mass weddings.
The spirit of lust, ingratitude and covetousness is always present.

You would definitely see another bride finer than the one you are marrying.
Or another groom hotter than your husband.

And you'd feel you did a disservice to yourself by settling for less.
That's the beginning of the end of the marriage.

60% of all mass-marriages never last.
Because from day one, there's the realization that someone not as good as you chose a partner much better than yours.

All these ills just because it's a mass wedding??
You're very disillusioned Mr!!!

Let's even agree that it's heaven on earth
Can they spend up to 100 years in it?
When even the next breath is not a guarantee

Plankton2017:
Good day fellow NL,

Please judge this case. Last week thursday my sister inlaw visited me and my wife from NYSC camp. I was shocked when I welcomed her because it was no ordinary visit. she came with a full ghana must go. We greeted and I got to know that she escaped from camp due to the tough tasks on camp. My wife never told me her sister was coming to stay. We have lived amicably till yesterday.

My lil cuzin that stays and helps us with chores was mandated by her to cook 2 big pots of water for her to bath. I scolded my cousin and told her why didnt she use the electric kettle so as to save gas which we just replaced with 6k. I now gave her a warning that whatever my inlaw wants that she should ask me 1st. I even got to know that my wife lied to me that her parents knew she left camp. My wife heard our conversation and started antagonizing me that why did I tell my cuz to always ask me b4 she obeys her sister. she was shouting at the top of her voice even my inlaw could hear. This angered me and I shouted back and told her to leave my room. she continued shouting and even slept in the sitting room as I slept alone.

This afternoon while working on my computer for hours I came out of the room only to find out my sister in law has packed her things back to her NYSC camp without telling me but my wife knows....I am slatted to officially do my white wedding next saturday. I just feel down because we quarell too much and my wife talks in a domineering way. I have warned her about it and I do not want to turn a woman beater. Any quarell we have she tells her parents and siblings which make them never free with me and act cold towards me. Damn it! pls advice me

Are you a man at all?
Chief your manhood is in doubt

sexybbstar:
I like this man.. I can give anything for his music.

Maa take you go shrine

Was he raping the woman??
Enemies sha, death fall on them!


Kenya!!!

rottenPussy:
Now I see why Trump don't take CNN serious - Those guys are simpleton.

They're the most advanced TV station in the universe
CNN is biased against Trump no doubt but the fact that a program shows something like this should not be taken out of context. What is even wrong with it??

OkoYibo:
The problem is not hemp, the problem is what you do after taking hemp.

A lot of politicians take hemp before talking and making decisions. If you doubt me, I'll give you some examples:

Lai Mohammed that has decided to make commonsense his enemy,
Willie Obiano that is always glasses like an aspiring blind man,
Fayose that was driving a tanker against traffic while on a road project,
That retard in the north who said It's sin that causes meningitis.

Eewoo

deepwater:
CMS under bridge is an ordained temple for hemp smokers, nothing can be done about it. Broad day light kushing, non stop!
Another safe haven for hemp guys na alaba rago market, as in the whole stretch of the market from the bustop to international junction, just light up whatever pleases your mind and drag on it, nobody fit do you anything for there.

More suprising is the sacred spot at mile 2 ontop bridge facing apapa, just after the mobile police post, right between the service lane and expressway, those guys one too dey different, they even put plastic chairs there, smoking and always eating yam porridge. Police no fit cough, them never born dem well

Reason is simple, the law enforcement guys too dey weed steady...

Chairman how you take no say na porridge yam

EgunMogaji:
Actually yes.

One inner circle associate poured diesel into the gas tank of his classic car by mistake before.

This your instance is more plausible

But in the case of the woman in question, couldn't she have asked anyone around before pouring anything inside anywhere?

megareal:
Nope, been married for years now. . So no disgusting flaws. Guy is in his forties, still hasn't found a suitable wife you think? There are levels of embarrasment one can tolerate biko.

In his what!!! Forties ke?
I case my rest then

Nonetheless it's not because of your goodness that you're where you are, it's by grace

Is this story possible?

amzee:
Na dem.
Our brothers frm d yEAST.
Its in their blood.
NCAN
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FTC back 2 back

This is disgusting
Mod take note

VampireeM:
Pls which condom brand is that?

List the ones that you know

bbbabes:
I love sex and it doesn't reduce my love for God and His grace upon my life.
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Why won't I have sex, you want me to die of madness??

Even if you have the time, 8 hours every night consistently is not possible

wristbangle:
Lol even the FRSC guys are confused when they spotted him but couldn't get him because he was on top speed. Very crazy driver

The way I'm looking at you is like you're wearing lies on you!!!

megareal:
Not funny o. Twas too embarrassing and grossly realistic. Guy is still not married till date....

Those things you described are just not true or at best gross exaggerations!
And how can you attribute his unmarried status to his culinary habits??
What if he hasn't found someone he really wants?
And who told you he would've even chosen you eventually, or why aren't you married by now if you're that good? I take it that it's because you also have some disgusting flaws

MadCow1:
If you need the threat of punishment in the afterlife to make you a morally upright human being then you really were never a good human being just pretending to be one so you don't get punished.

Your God isn't above me that's for sure.

And I am not saying I am righteous, but as far as humans go, I am far from the worst. And I don't need the fear of hell to know that I need to do good to all Men.

Where in my assertion did I mention the threat of punishment in the afterlife as a precursor to moral uprightness??
Don't assume blindly cos it is first demanded of man to be upright.

MadCow1:
It's in all of us..

Theism is a programmed trait. Everyone of us was born an Atheist (i.e without religious affiliation).. We only become Theist due to upbringing, society and environment.

I am sure as a kid, when you heard the stories from the Bible, you had a ton of questions and doubts. But seeing as most of your questions were met with "just believe" or "you can't question God" or "God is mysterious" or "Go pray and ask for answers", you were subconsciously programmed to just go with it despite the doubts you harboured and still suppress till this very moment.

The Atheist is one that has decided to challenge the norm. I am not afraid of hell because just like God, Santa Clause, the Easter Bunny, Lochness Monster (i.e Nessy), nobody has seen it or can prove it exists.

So if and when I die there is indeed a Hell, I am prepared to walk into it, give the Devil a hug and go take my spot. But nobody will limit the way I live this life that I am sure of in exchange for a fairy tale life I can only see when I die.

How higher is your standard of living compared to a believer??
Your freedom to sin anyhow you like abi, continue, it will lead you to doom starting from earth to eternity.
Your nefarious activities will be caught hence, most of you will not die good death.
I believe in the being who's above all,
We differ in our beliefs.

sekxy:
please this is long but I will be happy if u can go through and help.. .

So my girlfriend chatted me up some weeks back,in the chat she was like "babe help me".and I asked her what happened and she said that i should do her a favour and lie about giving her some gifts when we were in our year 2,that just incase her boyfriend ask me about the gift that i should claim that i gave her the gift..but i didn't go on to ask her why she wanted me to lie moreover I wasn't comfortable with that so I declined ,we just laughed over it and moved on..


the second issue is that she still keeps contact with her ex,although there is nothing going on between them...,just a normal friendship..all they do is to talk and joke about stuffs because the guy now have a girlfriend and I can testify to that because I'm also his friend..
so my girlfriend's boyfriend asked her about the guy who is now her ex,maybe because the boyfriend has seen the particular contact on her phone severally, ,,she lied and said it's a female (is a name a guy or a lady can answer),because the guy doesn't need any guy around her......fast forward to 2 days back when the boyfriend got her phone and went through her chats and saw the chat on how she's asking me to lie about some certain gift and also a chat on her Facebook as at last 2years when she was sick and I asked her the cause of her sickness and she said it's her then boyfriend who is now her ex we laughed over it... (she mentioned the same ex name in the chat )..The boyfriend after going through the
chat now called the relationship a quit....


please my question now is :
1)since he didn't see any sexual chat between the ex and his girlfriend, why would he break up knowing fully well that it is a hello hi kind of chat.

2)please any advice if she should walk away or beg him...
please I'm confused and don't know the possible solution to this because the boyfriend warned her not to tell me so that i won't beg on her behalf.. .
thanks

Is it by chat??
Are you trying to say that she didn't fukk the ex??

megareal:
Actually I've had two but there is this particular one that nearly drove me mad. I had met this dashing young man who on the outside looked suave and urbane. On our first date, he took me to a fancy restaurant and we ordered our meals. He ordered eba while I went for coconut rice. As the meal arrived, he plunged into it without the courtesy of even waiting for my meal to arrive. I waved it off and attributed it to hunger but it was his table manners that really turned me off. The guy lunged into his food like a deprived refugee, smacking his lips, sucking noisily on his fingers, chewing with mouth open while gasping for air like an asthmatic. By the time my food arrived, I was the focus of all eyes in the restaurant because at this time, the guy was 'gisting' with me in a loud voice while sucking and grunting like a pig on a piece of meat with soup running down both sides of his mouth and down his fingers. I couldn't bring myself to eat my food and he thought he could urge me on by plunging his soup stained hand into my rice to feed me a piece of meat. The last straw was when he sneezed (and noisily too), then he reached for the towel, (not the serviette that was right in front of him o)and noisily blew his nose into it, then he cleared his throat and added a dose of phlegm while other customers were shuddering and hissing at him. I couldn't tolerate it any longer, I simple picked up my purse and left the restaurant. I barred his number from my phone and never ever went out with him again.
So fellow Nlanders, is there any experience to equal or beat mine?

Partly hilarious and then too gross to be realistic

Farmerforlife:
I am religious, but I would firmly refuse if called upon to pray in that way. I simply would tell them to pick someone else. I never even joined the prayer group. If they know your worth, they will overlook it. If they do not appreciate your worth, then you shoukd not be working there in the first place. Tell them that you do not want to pray, simple.

Be claiming worth there
Pride comes before a fall

emmayayodeji:
In Nigeria we atheists have to be on a low low
just have it in your mind that the idea of God is BULLSHIT


SO ill say the prayer ohhh, ill even speak in tongues if them want

Some people get lived oo

Where do these atheists get their own liver