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congrat to you New year achievement

stupidity:
I saw an ad on job section of nairaland, immediately I mailed my CV, after some days I got a feedback to come for an interview today.

I got there and from what I saw, the coy is much more better than the current coy I work for, and I guess their pay would have put a bigger grin on my face. So after waiting for some minute, I was called in and told to introduce myself, I introduced myself and I was asked series of questions which I answered correctly and the employers were impressed(I guess).

One skinny guy among them asked me how I got to know about the recruit. I told him I saw it on nairaland. He asked if I'm a nairalander or a guest, I told him I'm a confirm nairalander and a complete romancelandist. He asked for my moniker to see my post and comments.(Biggest mistake). #at first I wanted to give them moniker of the likes of "Tallesty, ronald4lyf, decker etc.
But I quickly thought what if they ask me to log in my username and password for them to see my profile to be sure its truly me. So I just bone face and let it out "STUPIDITY sir!!!"

Skinny guy: - "What"
Me - I said STUPIDITY sir"
They: *all cuts in* is that your moniker??
Me - yes sir.




That was it they were just laughing uncontrollably at what they saw with my nairaland moniker and forgot I was sitting there and waiting for them.

After wasting my time, the skinny guy told me to go, I asked him if I should expect a feedback from them, they all told me to forget about it that I am not a serious somebody.

I answered him "but sir, that moniker is only my online personality, my offline personality is the real me, he backfired me and said "my friend I said use that door, if by mistake you work here with us, you will eventually download your online personality to our coy and start "GONKING" our female workers".......

good for her ooooooooooooooo

Aminat508:
Beautiful Yoruba actress Funke Adesiyan has trimmed down totally and she clearly looks more sexy now.

The actress, who is currently studying Filmmaking at New York Film Academy, USA, has been doing a lot of exercises to arrive at this new shape.

She recently shared photos of her new look via Instagram, captioning one of the images:

‘When I started this fitness journey, it was all about me getting healthier not much about loosing weight. Four months down the line, I’ve lost 20kg of weight in the most healthy manner.’

‘We are truly what we eat. As we approach the new year, let fitness be infused into your lifestyle. You won’t only look healthy, you will also feel awesome!’ .


Check out her new look below :



Source :https://www.instagram.com/p/BAMpgCcShJp/
CC :Lalasticlala Dominique

how true is thid story oooooooooooooooooo?

ijustdey:
www.punchng.com/drivers-strip-dpo-naked/

End time husband

Towncrier247:
Fatima Ibrahim was allegedly attacked with a knife by her husband in Khorof Harar, Kenya. According to Modern Kenyan Corps, the knife is still stuck to her cheek because Doctors at Wajir County hospital are still trying to figure out a safe way to remove the knife without causing more damage...

http://www.newseveryhour.com/2016/01/woman-stabbed-on-cheek-by-her-husband.html

Hmmmmm. noted

BUrn tHEM ALLL Just like the way Fashola did them that make lagos fine Abi?

viviangist2:
The Popular Oshodi Market Demolished by Lagos state Government between 5th - 6th Januray 2016 is currently on fire , see photos from the scene below, see what the scavengers were busy doing ...

Report From http://www.viviangist.com/the-burning-of-the-demolished-oshodi-market-in-lagos-state-nigeria

Cc; lalasticlala

No body wan marry person wey no go born for am ooooo. because nowadays ladies hmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Gentleveks:
Why is this rampant? 80% of the wedding i attended last year had a pregnant bride (these bride where not impregnated by mistake but they duely consented to it) pls lalasticlala i want an answer.

Congratssssssssssssssssssss

Sitch to other source Agric,ICT

macherie1:
http://www.punchng.com/brent-crude-falls-below-35-hits-11-year-low/

Baby mama every where no more wife material

sugarbelly:
Jim Iyke's baby mama ,Dana Kinduryte is a year older today and the actor wrote a sweet birthday message to her..

Happy birthday Superwoman. Thank you for our King. Thank you for making me a student of life again. Thank u for the color of laughter and your contagious curiosity. It's been one helleva a journey. God bless your quirky dreams and alien intellect. Love from King and I.
The 24 year old who hails from Lithuania gave birth to his only child,Harvis Chidubem Iyke,last year

Source: https://www.instagram.com/p/BAO5LkhlBLt/?taken-by=jim.iyke

Trailers and d drivers need serious deliverance oooooooooooooooo

viviangist:
Just this morning January 7th 2015 , a trailer fall in Agege Railway Crossing Lagos state Nigeria , see photos below , the authorities were currently trying their very best to clear the road.

Report From http://www.viviangist.com/trailer-involved-in-fatal-accident-at-agege-railway-crossing-this-morning

Cc; lalasticlala , Obinoscopy

All na imported ooooooooo? No Naija made own oooo. Naija just buy buy.

Well they are good phones sha.

trashhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Wow Mtn d big bROS

Adesiji77:
http://www.punchng.com/2000-visafone-workers-fired-as-mtn-completes-acquisition/ lalasticlala, dominique, Mynd44

Politricks at d Apex

funny ooooooooooo

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm politricksssssssssss

Josele01:
The Economic and Financial Crimes Commission on the night of Wednesday, arrested a former military governor of Kaduna state and chieftain of the ruling All Progressives Congress (APC), Jafaru Isa.

Isa is the first chieftain of the APC arrested by the EFCC since the beginning of a sweeping probe into the alleged diversion of $2.1 billion meant for arms purchase by officials of the immediate-past administration.The Economic and Financial Crimes Commission on the night of Wednesday, arrested a former military governor of Kaduna state and chieftain of the ruling All Progressives Congress (APC), Jafaru Isa.

Isa is the first chieftain of the APC arrested by the EFCC since the beginning of a sweeping probe into the alleged diversion of $2.1 billion meant for arms purchase by officials of the immediate-past administration.


The former governor and one-time governorship candidate of the defunct CPC in Kano state, is a close friend of the embattled former National Security Adviser, Sambo Dasuki.

Isa who is also a close political associate of President Muhammadu Buhari, was arrested at his Abuja residence located at Ajayi Crowther street, Asokoro.

According to Premium Times, operatives of the anti-graft commission invaded his residence around 9pm, and then whisked him away a few minutes later.

It is gathered that the retired brigadier general, was invited last week to appear before the commission on Wednesday, January 6,to clear the air on “some questionable receipts” from the former NSA.

Rather than honouring the invitation, sources said, Mr. Isa wrote a letter to the EFCC through his lawyer, seeking a postponement of his appearance date on the grounds of death of a relative.

Apparently dissatisfied with his excuse, the EFCC however arrested him to clarify the “questionable receipts”.

Investigators believe the retired soldier received over N100million from Mr. Dasuki.

https://www.naij.com/688304-dasukigate-efcc-arrests-buharis-associate.html

can dis be real or Nollywood film ni ?so amazing oooooooooooooooooo

dainformant:
This is very barbaric.. How can such archaic act still be practiced in this contemporary age. Such a shame. This was seen in Cameroon few weeks back -a boy undergoing "spiritual cleansing" in a village with the blood of a goat. See the disgusting look on the face of his mother...why wouldn't it be when this is really disgusting.

http://www.nationalhelm.com/2016/01/graphic-photo-of-young-boy-undergoing.html

why d guy con look rough like dis?

JAYTUNEZ:
P-Square have finally decided to give signing a new artiste a shot as they add a new upcoming act to their label, Square Records.

Through social media, Peter Okoye announced the arrival of the artists, Muno to the labeel, he said;

“Ladies and gentlemen, It’s a new year 2016. I present to you all “Muno” my new artiste, a singer, best voice ever!!”

“Watch out for this dude. Joke apart, I’m not bragging. He has the best voice ever!!”

P-Square stopped signing artiste to their label after their famous fallout with May D four years ago.

See photos of Muno below …



https://www.instagram.com/p/__4FjSxvr3/

Airtel should also be careful not to av same problem like visafone ooooooooooooooooo

shayou:
http://www.dailytrust.com.ng/news/general/mtn-finally-acquires-visafone/127595.html

also hostgate.com.ng jare

yea we are coming there ooooooooooooooo

na naija yahoo boyz at work. my opionion ooooooooooooooooo

na waoh 29m house. for Nollywood acting oooooooooooooooo

Jobless youth/ fans

darmys:
Donjazy famously told YBNL boss Olamide at the Headies 2015 after his outburt that
"If you want the car come and collect it"

Now straight from the mouth of Donjazzy, the words are on a Tee.
The big question is. Would you rock this Tee.?

http://www.daminaj.com/2016/01/check-out-this-donjazzy-headies.html

CC: lalasticlala

true talk oooooo. let them learn ooooooooooooooo

why are they fighting they should come and knee here and raise both hands up Asap

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ILoveToto:
Pls any designer in the house, i need a personal website to upload news etc. Can any one help out. Thanks.

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bellozyy:
Please webmasters i really need your help and advice on this issue (both positive and negative).



My problem is that i added an image in place of my blog header and it displays just well on browsers like Google Chrome, Firefox but my only problem is that it appears to be too big on Uc browser and default phone browsers on android phone i don't really know what is the problem I'll be glad if you can help your brother out.

It appears good on all browsers on desktop view but on android phones, the image is too big on Uc browser and default phone browsers. You can see it for yourself on Dinho9ja.com using Uc browser and default android browsers

G3wap:
Hello,
i'm seriously in need of financial help. I listed my domain cb4a.net for sale on 123 reg of which i got a buyer. He's an investor from Canada. He contacted me yesterday via email.. he said he needs the domain for his project of which we both agreed in 20,000 dollars. He said i should send the domain certificate to him to prove my domain has no trademark problems and its appraisal report.

I tried ordering for one online but i don't have the price they requested for an order. The price for an order is 170 dollars. i don't have that money now so i want to know if anybody can help me complete the order request. once the purchase is completed, i will pay such person 500 dollars back for assisting me..

Anybody like that? its urgent...

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