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I had a BlackBerry q5 now I have a q10. And I keep having the same problem when using nairaland. And it is not d fone because other apps work fine
When typing when I push a letter on my keyboard it takess like 5 seconds for the letter to show up. It is so unconvienent as it slows down my typing.
seun please adress this issue. BlackBerry q5/q10 users-do you also experience this'

ejigbo:
On Monday night December 22nd, Lagos State Governor, Babatunde Fashola turned on “the Lagos Festival of Lights to officially herald the holiday season with thousands of decorative lights from the entire stretch of the Marina through Ahmadu Bello Way to Bar Beach.

http://spaceloaded.com/forum2_110749838.xhtml

Wot of ayobo,dopemu nd d odas. This is pure wickedness

lagbaja:
Followers are mostly from the North and South West. The pattern is a pointer to what to expect in the elections

. That is a very little amount of followers for a public figure in the 9th most populous country in the world (internet traffic)
I know like. 5million pple ussetwitTer in 9ja 40k is nfn

P.s. Since when did u know wer d followers r coming from. I suppose u went tru all 40k prrofiles

Merry. Xxxmas to you to . No homo. Simple joke

benromeo39:
I'm glad to be the first to officially wish everybody merry Christmas.

Let's quickly do something, just give a shout out to just 10 peeps, be nairalanders or your family members.

In other news, who needs help in the kitchen?

Special shout out to;

1)my mum and dad.

2) my brother.

3) Britney my 11 week old sister.

4) my relatives.

5) naijaboiy.

6) pweetyz.

7) destante.

8 ) my future wife

9) uniben.

10) nairaland.

Liberian scholars. Get off this thread.
M nt sure if it's wer I stayy but. This morning is so silent like any other regular morning. Except it's. Christmas. Nd no one has thrown a single 'banger' or launched any firework.. why are there no bangers. This ain't Christmas @ all. Nd dose pple who saay bangers r nt safe or are happy with this. Whispers 'thunder fire you'
Bangers are awesome. They symbolise Christmas aand new yyear period. Jstt lyk an American thanksgiving without turkey



#bringbackourbangers
UPDATE: found out. Pple get arrested for selling bangers:is ds true

chamboy:
We've already experienced more than 7hrs, or is it 7 days or 7 months

urs is small. Av xperienced years decades and centuries of uninterrupted darkness here in france

lomomike:
What type/class of vehicle do you drive?
Do you drive a manual or auto?


However, go thru that link.

I av gone tru it. But MTN related to my prob. Nd I drive an automatic

lomomike:
www.nairaland.com/1529053/how-prevent-leg-cramps-while#19746736

Read thru the link I provided, you might find it useful.

d pain appens weneva I drive. Within 30 secs and it so irritating nd it dosent stop until lyk 30 mins after I come down

I drive normally nd m not old so what do you think is d prob. Say ur experience if u ever had ds

To a top class event. Would u rather wear ur fake clothes or borrow/rent originalq

That u cannot control cos it gives u a serie of painful messes den I knew I couldn't hold it any longer. And I don't Lyk using public toilets. So I decided to sit down no force it to go back inside. Den da pastor noticed me sittn down and praying and he stopped d prayer den he walked up to me with 3 choir men. Chai. See gobe!!!!!!!! Follow will continue tomorrow

Sunday morning. I was happy so I decided to eat yam and egg. I made the yam properly but the egg had too much pepper and I just ignored it. Den I got to church. And it was time for prayer sorry. Revival and the prayer was strong. Very strong. Den the pepper sent a msg to me sayn 'm ready ' in a gaseous form den my anus began to pepper me and I knew ifa mes again it might become solid and drop. No babes. Don't form u kno wat m sayn . And u kno it's all dose kinda evil no wAtery shit that usually catches sm1

Follow. Story commences soon

Wat of gals that always cum Luke fresh and pretty but everytn on dem is a borrowed product.

Tinubu:
1- The perpetual late comer: This one has an obsession with being noticed. She always 'majestically' dogwalks( not catwalk) into the church right in the middle of the service, swinging her small but 'standard' bumbum, head held high, and proceeds straight to the front row. Her 'long walk to freedom' most times succeeds in destabilizing the pious and godly 'Brothers in the Lord', who now have a hard time concentrating on 'Manna from above'. She is usually young, pretty, and very much a busybody. *marieolae*

2- The Extremely Gorgeous Chorister: This one is dropdead pretty, has an angelic voice, and is the church's golden girl. At times, she also leads praise and worship sessions. Her 'ministration' is most likely to lead a man to hell than heaven. Watching her 'dance to the Lord' is like watching soft porn.. It can cause a guy an embarrassing erection right there in the House of The Lord. She doesn't dress or act slutty, but her dressing and carriage is just modest enough to conceal the essentials, and revealing enough to make an aroused dude drop his whole month's salary into the offering Box. Too many brethren are seeking her hand in marriage, and she has her choice of pick among the church's most eligible bachelors. So she is a bit proud, condescending, and mostly unavailable if a guy tries to 'corner' her after church service. *Jennimma*

3- The loud ones: These girls usually come to church just to hoot, shout 'ride on pastor!', speak in tongues, and roll on the floor, during the pastor's Ministration. In my view, these are the Pastor's sycophants. They really make the Pastor look anointed, with all their psychedelic activity. They are the the ones who rush out when the pastor says that all virgins should come to the alter. They are also the ones who always fall around, breaking chairs, and alarming everyone , all in the name of being 'under the yoke of the anointing'. Stay away from these kind of girls, before them comot your eye, or cause u grave physical injury, while under their 'annointing'. *onila*

4- The 'Mummy's Girl': This one is always accompanied to church by her stern-faced mum. She is usually not older than 16, but looking very delectable and fresh. (You know that 'innocent freshness' girls usually have at one point in their teenage years, before 'everything' starts going south). A dude dare not come within talking distance of this chick. Her mum is far more interested in protecting her daughter's presumed innocence, than whatever it is the pastor is carrying on about. These are the kind of girls a guy can do nothing about, but admire from a safe distance, unless you wish to extend your investigation beyond God's House. *mzpreshie*


5- The young, beautiful and newly married girl: This one always has a permanent smile plastered on her face. Why she no go smile? She has broken the yoke of spinsterhood in grand style, and most unmarried sisters are envious of her 'progress'. Most of the time, she is married to a much older rich dude who is a member of the Pastor's inner caucus (the Church Cabal). She usually wears expensive wrappers, distracting headties (gele), and hardly stays at one place all through, and even after the service. No be her fault sha... Why she no go show herself? Husband don really scarce for town. *Kachisbarbie*




NOTE: This work is mine... Not copied and pasted from anywhere ..... So please don't ask me about the source... I AM THE SOURCE

mayapop:
I'm actually number 4. "mummy's girl" we come to church together, i don't leave her sight, she got her eyes on me

and dosent let the pastor or choir master taste




Very sure ur an only child or only gal in d family

popy35:
:DI will be going away on a long overdue trip to lagos and then the beautiful island of Bora Bora. How about you?

. Liberia tns.

gebony:
y dey lukin so sewious, like d swag of d guy - farthest left. besides dat fudman man posin wit noodles n ONE EGG.... sha y

bros sorry avent been on. My phone collapsed. Still tnkn wat to do to it. Please help me inform odas


Wat spend to my phone is truly magical only 50 percent of d screen was on d rest black den it died

A drop of nitric acid just landed on my arm. I tell you. It wasn't funny. It burned lyk he'll for over an hour

tosyne2much:
Yeah you are ryt bro

. Scientific research. Some see it d oda wae round

BonkoINC:
see the pic here...http://www.bonkoscrib.com/2014/11/photosee-pics-omawunmi-posted-on.html

If I click dat link.............dunno y u can't post d link here. desperate way to promote ur Web blog

tosyne2much:
There is a common idea that very poor and messy handwriting without the inability to write well on request indicates dullness or mental deficit and I would have to agree with the fact that fast thinking would most likely lead to messy writing due to our brains thinking faster than our hands can write.


I believe smart people also have bad and messy hand writing because they think faster in taking down things when a hurry or trying to get ideas down. Doctors also scribble things down really quickly, when in reality they are just trying to prevent forgery. More so, I believe you're smart doesn't mean you will have messy handwriting, nor does messy handwriting mean you're smart.

A lot of the really smart people I know do have good handwriting except for the few ones who have an IQ but a terrible and messy handwriting, Don't get this twisted because I'm not trying to say handwriting has a direct correlation with intelligence because I know intelligent itself has many types- (analytical, comprehensive,etc)

On the contrary,
My observation and judgement is only based on my own encounter and I can deduce that more than not, handwriting sometimes definitely means anybody who writes sloppy, dyslexic and fowl scratching handwriting is obviously a dumber


Dear Nairalanders,
From You Observations, Do You Believe Brillancy Or Dullness Reflects on Handwriting ?

Yes. But it's taken the wwrong way
Intelligent people have bad handwriting due to inability to focus due to an active mind

How doo I deal with people who I don't want on my bbm contaactss. People that r annoying,people I don't want to talk to ,people I cannot delete

laykhorn:
Can you stop posting here to avoid sharing your Ebola again in my country]

. Chaai chaaiiii d ebola we are shyaaring

adanduka:
WORDS HAVE POWER. BE CAREFUL! @tomiobj

noted

mesoade:
Thunder will fire those who don't mind their business . . Person dey wear hat snap pishure,wetin cum concern u?

Wait let me go and ask the gods

Most times. I can't study because I am always on my phone pinging. And I subscribe for 3 gb so mb no be problem


I try waking up lyk 3:30am when my friends will be asleep. But nairaland will always be der to distract me

This is really hindering my progress in academics. Any suggestions. serious replies PPPPPPPLLLLLLLLLLLSSSSSSSSSS

emperorchedda:
You've already said thunder will fire me. I give up

. Lol. Liberian students r free to ask for themeaning of phyno

wilsondave:
guy kill your self fast fast. its gonna be a benefit for Nigerians if u kill your self cause competition will b -1.

. wen u die. My children will comee to ur ouse to eat akara

Here is my story:

















I left my house some mins ago to get some fresh hot agege bread. When I got der they told me itt has finished






I dunno wat to do with my life again.

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I AM GOING TO KILL MYSELF THIS NIGHT

West Africa's dog has d sign of hunger and starvation on its face