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Jokes Etc / Re: If U Don't Want Ur Ribs To Crack, Please Don't Read These Jokes by tomiobj(m): 8:46am On Oct 10, 2015 |
elego1:I just forgot how to laugh . U dry pass harmattan season 1 Like |
Jokes Etc / Re: When Spongebob Was Fired By Mr Krab This Was The Result by tomiobj(m): 7:17am On Oct 06, 2015 |
abdullahI24:. I don't know if I am blind, but I can't see any link 1 Like |
Jokes Etc / Re: I Need Ur Help...view Only If U Re Good In English by tomiobj(m): 7:15am On Oct 06, 2015 |
hemjaylee:sorry, I don't know it...I school in france |
Jokes Etc / Re: Drop The Most Terrible English Statement You Have Ever Heard. by tomiobj(m): 7:12am On Oct 06, 2015 |
petux:. Myn is 'kip the fun rolling. Fun resemble football 4 ur village |
Jokes Etc / Re: Hilarious Photo Of Akpororo by tomiobj(m): 7:09am On Oct 06, 2015 |
Lalasticlala kor. Galalistic gala ni. If this stale pic enters fp today I'll cut off my prick and trek from lagos to Capetown nude |
Jokes Etc / Re: Wonder Shall Never End, Can You Do Dis? by tomiobj(m): 7:03am On Oct 06, 2015 |
For ur house you say?? So u dey live for sawmill If u want to plagarize a post. Do it right |
Jokes Etc / Re: Salary Palava by tomiobj(m): 5:39pm On Oct 05, 2015 |
Too long.....you could have typed this 'funny' 'joke' in 5 lines or less quote author=Nawtiblayse post=38685347]Conversation between father, daughter and in-law to be: Daughter:- ekule bami, how is everybody in the village? Father:- welcome my daughter, everybody are fine in the village. how was your trip? Daughter:- my trip was fine sir. Father:- who is this gentleman beside you Daughter:- (smile) daddy, as we have discussed earlier on phone, he is my fiancée his name is Aremu Father: omo mi (my son) you're welcome. How is everything? Fiancée: I am doing fine sir. E se pupo Father: my daughter, you're so lucky to have this handsome as my in-law to be. Daughter: thank you baami Father: your fiancée is from which town? Daughter: (smile) my fiancée is from Iragbiji town. Father: is iragbiji town under Lagos state? Daughter: o ti oooo, iragbiji town is under Osun state. Father: Osun what! OK, which work is he doing? Daughter: daddy my husband is a civil servant in Oshogbo Father: (with annoyance) civil servant ke ? Rara ooooo. You cannot marry him oooooo Daughter: but daddy why? Father: (facing the husband to be) wo Tunde abi kini oruko re. You cannot marry my daughter. Fiancée: daddy, what is the matter? I love your daughter Father: wo dont even talk about love. Fiancée: but..... but....cut inn Father : don't but me your state governor is owing 7-8 month salary and you're thinking of marrying my daughter. NO! Over my dead body. Maa pa omo fun mi ( don't let my daughter die of hunger) Daughter: (crying & weeping) no daddy noooooo Father: wo Iwo ntie, o ti ni oko. Go and marry from state where they don't owe workers. Lagos state, Borno state etc. You can even manage Ondo state. They're only owing 3 months.[/quote] |
Phones / Re: Download Free BBM Stickers by tomiobj(m): 7:50am On Oct 04, 2015 |
Thanks for the link jare. I was just googleling how to get free bbm stickers. Then I came across this thread. Only a crazy person wil pay almost N400 for stickers |
Jokes Etc / Re: Funny Ways To Cross Roads In Nigeria by tomiobj(m): 4:48pm On Oct 03, 2015 |
Jokes Etc / Re: Are You Smart To Crack This? Oya Come Online! Pic by tomiobj(m): 5:58am On Sep 29, 2015 |
Iyamar:. No need 4 story. It's an arithmetic progression. The difference is 11 (ss1 further maths) Greyworld: ikenigel: yakwas: |
Jokes Etc / Re: Rember Who Sing Originality? by tomiobj(m): 5:54am On Sep 29, 2015 |
It's 9ce |
Jokes Etc / Re: What Is Lalasticlala? by tomiobj(m): 5:49am On Sep 29, 2015 |
Marvel1206:. Don't mind these people jare. He is a supermod (d oga @ d top). He is the one tht moves threads to front page viyon02: TITOBIGZ:People tag him so their threads can enter front page 1 Like 1 Share |
Jokes Etc / Re: Top Five Insta Comedians by tomiobj(m): 7:29am On Sep 28, 2015 |
There r also other guys tht r funny ooo Spicysuyaboiz Therealfemi Ellenbaby89(oyinbo that speaks pidgin) Nigerian panda Plato_15 Westafricanman Real_african_stars Their parents. Kraks_tv , funny_african_pics I might av missed the spelling of some of the handles It's not a matter of opinion. But your list is biased. Falz should not be on that list @ all. At all. #bashingisalloweD |
Jokes Etc / Re: You Go Laugh Tire: Me And Warri Drivers by tomiobj(m): 11:42pm On Sep 24, 2015 |
CLASSSSSS!!!!!...La click la what?? BENDDD!!!! |
Celebrities / Re: Worst Dressed At The 2015 AMAA Nominee Party (photos) by tomiobj(m): 9:42pm On Sep 24, 2015 |
Scatterscatter:. It's a phrase from a movie. If you watched Ted u'd understand. Op. His dressing is not that bad. |
Phones / Re: 5 Ways Tablets Are Better Than Laptops Or Smartphones by tomiobj(m): 4:51am On Sep 19, 2015 |
YCT:1. If u want a portable pc. U can get a 9 or 10 inch windows 8 hybrid... no need to refer to phones here 2. Issalie. U can get some smartphones that r better than mmost tabs. E.g the samsung s6 is bera than almost if not all tecno tabs ever created and can do more things that are versatile. My blackberry q10 is more productive than an average tab and the screen is square and small. If a tab is more productive..why do you always see a desktop on the desk of the receptionist/secretary in most places. The ability of tabs are limited 3. You also can't get work done on a tab. Because it can't be used I handed and you will have to set it down at the end of the day using a laptop bag is optional btw. U can get a portable 1 or a hybrid if u want to be carrying it around. Most tablets have broken. Screens because of this 4. This 1 is not even a joking matter. Android tabs can consume battery like Madd. With the power demanding os and d constant need to connect to d network which wastes battery. But a laptop can actually be shut down to stop all processes. But aa tab will just waste ur battery and time when booting. The batteries of laptops are even bigger than that of tabs 5. If u say a laptop cannot video chat/ take pictures...I won't even answer you again You could have come up with better points than these. Like accessibility of the tab (easy to bring out nd put back without avn to shut down). Ability to use mobile apps (instagram) fully. Calling, sms. Etc |
Jokes Etc / Please... Who Knows Of A Wireless Selfie Stick That Works With Blackberry Os 10+ by tomiobj(m): 5:57pm On Sep 17, 2015 |
Sm1 pls help me. I af hallways wanned to buy a selfie stick ever since I saw it. But the problem is that I use a blackberry q10 and when I consulted my good friend (google)...I found out that a lot of people if not all had complains with the selfie stick not being compatible with the phone(all BlackBerry 10 os phones). If you know of any brand of selfie sticks (wireless) that works with BlackBerry q10 or z10 and where I can gerrit. Pls mention below. From experience only |
Phones / Re: Don’t Buy Cheap Android Phones From Popular Brands,here’s Why by tomiobj(m): 11:52pm On Sep 07, 2015 |
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Phones / Re: Don’t Buy Cheap Android Phones From Popular Brands,here’s Why by tomiobj(m): 11:20pm On Sep 07, 2015 |
khalhokage:Oh sorry, my fault.....i wz reading blindly Thnk you for not ending my career with an insult |
Phones / Re: Don’t Buy Cheap Android Phones From Popular Brands,here’s Why by tomiobj(m): 11:14pm On Sep 05, 2015 |
khalhokage:if I was a teacher and u wrote this post for me in my exam. I would giv u 2/100. It's nt complete @ all. How would you forget the king when it comes to over-pricing phones. Apple eg the iphone 4 is just a waste of cash |
Jokes Etc / Re: Photo! When Hutsling Gets Real And Making You Go Crazy by tomiobj(m): 2:18pm On Sep 04, 2015 |
He is just on the facebook log in/sign up page |
Jokes Etc / Re: What Is The Funniest Combination Of Food You Have Ever Eaten by tomiobj(m): 1:11pm On Sep 04, 2015 |
Sheikhahmad:I toasted bread with moi-moi inside. Made sensee like mad 1 Like |
Jokes Etc / Re: When Ife Chiefs Decided To Choose Another Abobaku by tomiobj(m): 6:13pm On Aug 19, 2015 |
crotonite:
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Jokes Etc / Re: A Nairalander Preforming On Stand Up Nigeria by tomiobj(m): 3:38am On Aug 18, 2015 |
. U try |
Jokes Etc / Re: Funny Pictures To Spice Up Your Day! by tomiobj(m): 3:33am On Aug 18, 2015 |
SexyNairalander:. Wait. Nooooo. Ull die lyk that. Just move bk nd comot. D. Rope |
Jokes Etc / Re: Funny Pictures To Spice Up Your Day! by tomiobj(m): 3:32am On Aug 18, 2015 |
SexyNairalander:. A sensible person cann xcape d first pic. Steps 1. Sit down. Shift forward in d process. 2. Drag urselfforward 3. Comot d rope #shikena |
Romance / Re: Ladies, Can You Date A Guy That Drives This Type Of Car? by tomiobj(m): 3:26am On Aug 18, 2015 |
StephanieEzeh:. Nigerians sha. Outside ds country (africa). This car will have a lot of value as a vintage 2 Likes |
Travel / Re: The Beauty Of Ilorin International Airport, Kwara (photo) by tomiobj(m): 3:25am On Aug 18, 2015 |
victor2fresh:. A waste of money |
Jokes Etc / Re: HALL OF FUNNY PICS by tomiobj(m): 4:16pm On Aug 17, 2015 |
alphaconde:. When ur about to save it. In d place where ur meant to rename it add .png to the end. Of it. Thank me later |
Religion / Re: Why Do Pastors Shout When Preaching? by tomiobj(m): 1:48am On Aug 17, 2015 |
EroticAngelina:Why does timaya shout when singing |
Jokes Etc / Re: Kudos To Anyone That Can Translate This Sentence From Pidgin To Normal English by tomiobj(m): 1:06am On Aug 17, 2015 |
penisEnlargmnt:. 99.8 percent. Ur actually correct. One minor tabon |
Family / Re: OMG! Small Children Rocking Themselves In Intimate Dance At A Party :o by tomiobj(m): 6:01pm On Aug 16, 2015 |
ladyF:. Ahah, u na no get job ni. U are always on the first page of every thread |
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