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elego1:
*When youpost on Facebook "My boss is an idiot" and ur boss like ur post. "No just go work tomorrow

*When soldier punish ufinish come release u make u dey go, u come climbur bike come shout " officer thunder fire u" and ur bike no come gree start again.. Chi! Guy make you faint before he reach where you dey, because na lighting go fire you.

*When you finish eating in an eatery and u find out that your wallet fell out in a taxi... Start to prepare ur grammar oh because you go wash plate tire

*When u dey on top okada and the okada man dey ping... # Lol. Na automatic ticket to grave.

*When the person interviewing you in your new job is the same guyyou insulted in traffic. "Bro, u go apologise tire.!"

*When Mosquito lands on your father's Baldhead and u try to kill it with your bare hand. "You must provide theproof ohh, or else..

*When "Usain Bolt" chases u with a Cutlass... O boy,just stop beg am, cos ur own don finish..

Which is the funniest?

abdullahI24:
The hidden formular was reveal

hemjaylee:
I asked my Dad 2 buy iphone6 4 me. He sed no problem dat his goin 2 buy it 4 me only If I can translate dis 2 English
"Aje gun ni IGUNUGUN je EBO"...I just started giving him funny answers, he now told me the offer lasts 4 3days....4 d past 2days now av bin askin google na empty page google dey bring.
All my scholars online please help me wit d answer...Abeg dis iphone6 dey important

petux:
Lets have fun.......
Lets play this game. Drop the most terrible
English statement you've ever heard.
Mine is "Come and rode it again"
Kip the fun Rolling.

DeHero1:
Zebra crossing... in Nigeria, it's just for road decoration.

SirWere:
The Zebra crossing in my neighbourhood is a joke!! Even Goats dare not follow it

Iyamar:
Lol

Greyworld:
It wud give an absurd "710"
As in the 1+1+1=3
3+7=10
Since 7 is k, iits then 710

ikenigel:
See What I mean;
1112 ... 2 is last digit so I write "20"
then plus 1+1+1+2= 5
20 + 5 =25
1114... 4 last digit =40
1+1+1+4=7
40+7=47
Hence, 1117 7 last digit = 70
1+1+1+7 = 10
70+10 = 80
Just thinking outside the box.
69 is easier to see following series, but what if it wasn't in the option?

yakwas:
It should be 80...
All the last digits are to change to tenth. I.e. 1117 >> the 7 will become 70..
Then 1+1+1+7 = 10.
So, 70 + 10 = 80. ✅✅✔

Marvel1206:
For sometime now, i have been seeing comments with Lalasticlala. What's the meaning abeg?

viyon02:
i dont even know the meaning too. Lalaisclala.lol

TITOBIGZ:
U took d mouth out of my word.,
Wait Oo,waht am i doing here self

Scatterscatter:
Like seriously! Someone please inform derele it's an award show not Rag day. But sincerely these people no try at all especially that one that said thunder should suck his something. Anyways, wetin concern me

YCT:
1. Portability
Tablets are thin and light. If you have a MacBook Air, or an ultrabook, the distinction may not seem as significant, but when it comes to most laptops, a tablet is thinner, lighter, and more portable by a long shot. When you’re carrying around a bag all day, the difference between one pound and five pounds adds up. Speaking of bags, most laptops require their own luggage to transport from Point A to Point B, but you can grab a tablet on your way out the door like you’re picking up your keys or sunglasses.

2. Functionality

The tablet may not be as versatile as a laptop in the functionality department, but it is significantly better than a smartphone. Tablets have larger displays that give you more real estate to get real work done. In fact, with larger tablets the display is on par with smaller laptops, allowing you to get more done. Of course, the virtual keyboard uses up half the display, so you have less screen to work with when you’re actually working. Regardless, though, tablets beat smartphones when it comes to being productive.

3. Less Cumbersome

Have you ever tried to get work done on a laptop while riding in a taxi, or during a flight? It’s not fun. It is a project to lug the device out, and then you have to find some relatively flat, stable surface to set it on. It has to be flipped open to view the display or type on the keyboard, so that rules out any use while walking around (at least for anyone with common sense). A tablet is easy to just turn on and use in any environment.

4. Battery Life

Most tablets have battery life that is far better than laptops. Laptops are steadily improving in the longevity department, but most would still struggle to make it through a full work day, and many won’t make it to lunch. Tablets on the other hand, seem to last forever even when pushed to the limits.

5. Flexibility

A tablet sits somewhere between the smartphone and laptop in most areas, and flexibility is no exception. In many ways, a tablet can fill the role of a laptop and perform most, if not all, of the same functions. But, the tablet is also more versatile. Most can take photos, or shoot videos in addition to allowing video chat and conferencing. They also work nicely as e-readers (or in some cases the e-reader has evolved into a tablet) for accessing an entire library of books on the go. Some of these things are technically possible, but ridiculous in a practical sense with a notebook.

A tablet is ideal for some tasks, and suitable for many, but there are still a variety of scenarios where a laptop or smartphone might be a better choice. Consider the pros and cons of each mobile device, and choose the best tool for the task at hand.


http://www.pcworld.com/article/247387/5_ways_tablets_are_better_than_laptops_or_smartphones.html

khalhokage:
The title says Android, Apple devices don't run on Android.

khalhokage:
By Elroy Chibex


It’s another weekend, a time we pick up an erring part in mobile tech and thrash it out. This article was inspired by a comment from Mobilista Surajudeen, and we explore reasons why you shouldn’t buy low-end smartphones from popular phone brands.

https://img.talkandroid.com/uploads/2014/12/stack-of-phones-july-2014-9324-001-630x472.jpg

There’s a general misconception people have with mobile phone makers. OK, for instance, If I asked, “What are the best Android phone brands?” The reply I expect to hear would be answers like Samsung, LG, Sony, and HTC. This is true. These aforementioned brands make the best Android phones you can see in the market, but then, there’s a limit to their greatness.

These popular brands make phones people love, but the great experience ends with their high end (and a few mid-range) phones. When it comes to low end devices, the likes of Samsung , LG, HTC and Sony are useless. Yes, you read it right. People buy them with the inner belief they’re getting something great, but trust me, the reverse is the case here.

If you want to buy a cheap Android device, look away from these popular brands because their low end devices are under specced and over priced. An experience with it may leave a bad taste in your mouth. If you must buy any of these popular brands, then save up and buy the very expensive ones. That’s when you know you’ve bought something worth celebrating.

There are many instances: Let’s pick out the Samsung J1. This is a phone released in 2015 but it comes with measly 512 MB RAM, and the price (at the time of writing this) is N20,330. It’s funny when you know you can get a 2 GB RAM Infinix Hot 2 for less or same price. Another case is the Galaxy Star 2 Plus, which Samsung used as a Hero deal during the
Jumia Mobile Megathon. The phone has no 3G, carries just 512 MB RAM, 4GB internal memory and was priced at N17,000.

Outside Samsung, there’s a mid-range Sony device, Xperia M4 Aqua . You can imagine, the 8 GB version of this phone has just 1.26 GB usable memory. Even rooting and hacking cannot save the situation. Imagine shelling N40,000 and being faced with this problem. LG, and HTC are also culprits, when you look at their low-end devices, you see that they’re expensive compared to the offerings of Chinese brands.

If your budget for a new smartphone is at the region of N30,000, then stay away from big name brands. Rather look towards the likes of TECNO, Gionee, Innjoo etc. They offer way better value for money compared to those popular brands you know.

Oya rant your own Happy Weekend folks!!

Source: [url=mobilityarena.com/weekend-rants-dont-buy-cheap-android-phones-from-popular-brandsheres-why/]Mobility[/url]

Sheikhahmad:
What is the funniest combination of
food you have ever eaten?
Mine is #salad and #akara drop ur own..........dnt be shy #leggo!

crotonite:
please someone should explain whatz abobaku.

SexyNairalander:

SexyNairalander:

StephanieEzeh:
This is pure old school can't remember the last time I set my eyes on this car! Ladies, can you go out with a guy on a date in this type of car? If you see a guy driving such car, just know its "papa dash me"

victor2fresh:
'If u call this beautiful then please what should i call dis1

alphaconde:
I can't save nairaland pics on my phone, is anyone experiencing this?

EroticAngelina:
I've never been to a church where the pastor or person preaching doesn't shout..

Does the shouting make the blessing more effective or what?? go abroad, ull never see a pastor literally screaming in ur ears thru the speakers

I want to know why it is so.

penisEnlargmnt:
with how many years am I older than you?


I get am ?

cc - tomiobj

ladyF:
Children of nowadays

It's [size=20pt]LadyF [/size] again