glimpse33:
JAMB 2016 SHOULD NOT BE SCRAPPED/REMARKED...


I Have Been Reading Online Posts On Nairaland, MySchool & Some Other Blogs, And I Kept Seeing Lazy Users Screaming, Calling For The Scrapping Of Jamb 2016.
I Simply Read & Laugh At These Posts.

After This Post, Richiez , olawalebabs , Fynestboi & Lalasticlala Should Stop Paying Attention To Those UnPrepared/ Dull Candidates Calling For The Scrapping Of JAMB 2016. Because, As Far As You Are Intelligent, You Must Definitely beat The Mere 180+ Cutoff Mark, Even If Your Result Was Poorly Marked.


Jamb Has Been In Existence Since 1978. And It Has Been The Only Body Screening Secondary School Leavers Before Post Utme Was Introduced In 2005.


Fast forward To 2015 When CBT Was Fully Introduced, Its Safe To Say That It Was Success. And Now 2016, And I Must Say It Is A Huge Success As Well. For All Those Screaming #RemarkJamb2016 / #ScrabJamb2016, I Am Sorry To Say You All Are Dead Heads, Empty Brain.


Before You Throw Stones At Me. I Also Wrote This Years Jamb And Scored 243, Reason Was That I Prepared 100%. I Got All My Essential Chemistry, Physics, Maths & English Text Books. Plus Downloaded The Syllabus Of Each Subject & Read It Word For Word. (That's The Criteria For Passing JAMB)


I Didn't Rely On Past Questions Like Most Of You Did. I guess That's The Reason Why Y'all Failed. Also, Most Of Y'all Spent All Your Time On Facebook, WhatsApp, Twitter While The Wise Ones Was Busy Preparing.


Plus Those Of You Making Stupid Suggestions On Scrapping Jamb, Meaning Whosoever Passed WAEC Would Just Go And Sit For Post Utme. WTF
WAEC Is The Most Corrupt Exam Body, As SS3 students No Longer Write WAEC By Themselves. They Now Depend On Miracle Centers.


My Advice To Those Who Scored Below 180 In This Years Jamb Exam Is: Quit Most Of Your Online Activities & LOVE Your Book. For God's Sake What Is Wrong With This Indomie Generation


You Guys Are Just Too Lazy To Read. And It Is The Lazy Ones That Are Screaming #ScrapJamb, While The Intelligent Ones (Me Inclusive) Are Already Preparing For Post Utme.



#Peace!

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MODIFIED:

I Felt That At This moment That Everyone Seems To Be Protesting On
Scrapping Jamb, Some Other Persons Were Favored. What's Going To Be Their
Fate If It Is Eventually Scrapped

OR

What If JAMB 2016 Is Officially Remarked And You Scored Below What You Got Before

You are being inconsiderate. People arent complaining about the marking. They are complaining about the useless delays and computer problems. I also wrote the exam and studied hard. I did cbt practice countless times and I get an average of 300. My lowest score was 280
My exam was meant to start 11 am. I got to my center by 9:30. We didnt start d xam until like after 4. We were made to sit down the whole time without food or anything.
When d exam started. I was hearing cries of innocent people. They were like the system logged dem out. My own case was different as my computer hanged/froze and I was unable to do anything. When I called for help. I was told that it is my computer that had the problem. Not the server and I had nothing to do than to wait.

That wasnt a problem. But the problem was that as the computer froze the countdown continued and I lost an hour and about 10 minutes. (I am not exaggerating). I didnt get to finish the exam.
I ended up getting 225. And I know that score isnt good enough to get me into unilag to study computer science


This case is the same for a lot of other candidates.
Now tell me,
1. Is it fair?
2. Should the exam be retaken?

bigsmoke2:

Lol Ur friends needs a miracle

Sorry, pls what of me. I got 225. I want to study computer science in unilag

Baiysam:


Bro i studied my books like hell

.
Have you ever done cbt practice

mascot19:
Pls who has gotten it?is it 2ru

I think its only for people that wrote on the first 2 or 3 days.

Pemale:
Friends,its not just about your Jamb score,its also about how good are in you in that field you are choosing,what do you know/can do in that field of course.

I also know of a friend who got 212 and wants to study medicine & surgery in unilag. Any chance?

Pemale:
Friends,its not just about your Jamb score,its also about how good are in you in that field you are choosing,what do you know/can do in that field of course.

225 computer science. Unilag

Baiysam:


But all tutorial around my area are quack they dnt teach all they do is rubbish

I think most schools do jamb tutorials. I think if you ask around. You should be able to find a good place. It would be worth going. Even if the place is far





Also do cbt practice

iamtomi:
your advice makes it sound like d guy is a dullard.....according to wat he stated....he said he was part of d brainy ones in school...so i think d problem here is...he hasnt just been fortunate with getting admission

. I never said he was a dullard. Either directly or indirectly. I am giving him tips to score higher marks in his jamb/post jamb

Participate fully in intense tutorial lessons. Morning afternoon and night sessions and take dem srzly. (you can get a private tutor as an xtra support) buy past question of all your subjects and marry them. Buy all necessary textbooks. Or dose mini textbooks aka keypoints. U can get dem for 100n at any bookshop



Again, know everything in ur textbooks and keypoints. Solve all your maths and believe you can succeed

opeyemiieblog:
cc lalasticlala

HungerBAD:
Why Bayelsa nau?
You mean say na the Jonathan people?

umehmj:
it's all GEJ's fault.

PoliticalThuG:
But this joke is supposed to be funny nah..

Mrjo:
The moment u ar trying to crack joke and ended up dry.

divinehand2003:
This jambites CLUELESSNESS nor get part 2.

Abeg. Help me ask the op
Joke of which day?

ajahexcel:
A report from Nigerian University Scholarship Website (NUS) has it that a student has shattered JAMB record by making a score called perfect in the 2016 JAMB UTME.

The screen shot of the JAMB result can be seen as posted on the Scholarship Website and their twitter handle this morning...

Nigerians are blessed with Brains....

Congratulations Ibrahim S.....

SOURCE: https://twitter.com/9jascholarship/status/705626597609476097

. This shii is fake. Look at the way the sizes of d scores are inconsistent. Pls compare with a real score

aNAIJAFAN:
Confirmed By Me

_________________________________________
How did you screenshot on ur nokia

AfroKnight:
Must be a joke. If this is true, then Jamb is itself a big joke.

Gone are the days of credible exams.

.
Its actually tru. From 185 to 225
Just checked now. #na Godwin

E b lyk say you people no know say na Adekunle Gold b dat

alibaba1995:

sleazy5:
That's what we call "janglover"

Chibabi:
PHCN Chairman

akunjohn:
He is d first son of sango

Donald3d:
The way the thing go shock am ehn, na breeze go remain, i may be wrong that looks like 11KV , his teleportation to heaven is loading .......

dnacrystal:
Swing into paradise

Raymondluv:
dont get you

navigate the pages by going back until u get to where the tym is after 9. I tnk is arnd d 2nd page

Raymondluv:
pls can you remember some question in the last day of facados

this thread 9:09 am

Raymondluv:
which state did you write

lagos. Close to abule egba

herbie27:
if these whr the questions from forcados den they repeated last yr's questions

not all

Funkybabee:
and u that sat for jamb today can u share some of a question u kindly remember in any subject especially about last forcados high school..

Ermmmmm
Doesnt it offend ur pure gentle soul to be sitting beside me. Was directed towards-------
Ermmmmm
The person having a spark with jimi over d chemistry results
Forcados high school is based on. A
Compromise b conformity. Etc

Dont remember fully.
Edit. And. Who made it available to efua that her letter has been leaked. D ans is joke

Funkybabee:
and u that sat for jamb today can u share some of a question u kindly remember in any subject especially about last forcados high school..

Ermmmmm
Doesnt it offend ur pure gentle soul to be sitting beside me. Was directed towards-------
Ermmmmm
The person having a spark with jimi over d chemistry results
Forcados high school is based on. A
Compromise b conformity. Etc

Dont remember fully

emsco:
This is meant for teenagers. I wrote jamb 11 years ago

Jamb is meant for everybody

I dont think they have started sending the sms'es

refiner:





lol....u got me laffing!

wishing u all d best tho!

seen ur score yet?

refiner:


lol...as if u gonna die in d next few min!...una too like food joor!

I can't rush my works cos of food,immediately I step into d hall...facing my computer,all appetite for food is gone!...cos I will be very apprehensive!

U r getting me rong. Imagine ds
You av already crammed...ready to blast your cbt. And you dint eat dah morning. And u get to ur center by 9:30 and u r shocked pplw r already going in. And as a senior u go in
And they ask u to wait there. Without telling u anything or allowing u go awt. 5pm. They now move u all to d hall and u av to wait another 45 mins cos ur system has a fault. No b only hunger. Frustration go hook u





P.s. If u Kll a mosquito there. The blood u will see on your hand would be enough to give a sick peeson. And d mosquito plenty pass d pple wey dey write d xam

refiner:



so get ready for d shock of ur life!

U cannot keep calm in that kind of situation for dat duration
From 9:30 am to lyk 5pm. No food

lekelistik:
About the no calculator story some1 should go with jamb calculator on Monday and let ppl know if it is allowed

use d computer calculator

Teemhothy:
I couldnt write my JAMB CBT exam slated for today at 11am .... missed out due to illness ...
Can i still write the exam on monday, at the same centre ?

Haa. Boss sorry.


U no fee do anything....until nxt year niyen
Am so sorry for u

cmon:
In a nut shell,

- No calculator
- No rough sheet given
- 2:45mins to answer 250 questions
- sometimes logout may occur then you need to login again.

You can read details and more robust experiences on this link; http://myschool.com.ng/school/news/43752/utme-experience-for-27th-february-ndash-share-here.html

Goodluck to the rest of us.

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I was given rough sheet. Buh they told us all to submit. Buh I b sharp guy as I use d systems computer

harjorlarh:
no calculators

it was stated on d rough aheet dah u shud use d systems calculator

Teryfik:
If u are a jamb candidate and your exam was written today pls share your experience for others to learn from.....
Help with stuffs lyk:how d accreditation went,how fast the network was,how cheap/hard the questions were etc

. Bullshit
My exam was scheduled for 11am. I got to d center early by 9:30. We wer all made to sit down in d hall until lyk 3pm. Hunger nack all of us.


We wer nt allowed to go out. By 3. They search us d second time (all dese searchers and grabbing soneones prick sef). We got to d exam room
D network was slow. Dint start until afta 5.

I no even get patience to observe d questions

Chukazu:
this is a four bedroom bungalow

. nvm

Ghost447:
What is five years? Say fifty (50) years.

the reason why 50 year old American songs still makes sense is because their level of technology allowed them to record songs. And there were a few number of musicians then

porshuch:
Have you asked yourself why Adele song is the most downloaded song, is because of her vocal dexterity, not auto tune tiwa. TIWA IS EVEN WACK WHERE YEMI ALADE DEY.

YEMI HAS A VERY GOOD SONG IN FRENCH AND SWAHILI LANGUAGE . TIWA NA TINTINKANKAN MUSICIAN. Tiwa should vacate the music stage, let her go and pound fufu for tbilliz. YEMI TI TAKE OVER. YEMI IS WELL KNOWN IN AFRICA , UNLIKE TIWA THAT HAS NEVER EVER SOLD OUT ANY CONCERT.

. This is pure spite as there I no other meaningful reason for this your post