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Go to a specialist doctor. Or use dat yoruba soap that makes pple become black

Sadbrother:
Hello all Nairalanders pls help a frnd and a brother bcus he is dying in silence, pls hlp me pls i beg of u pls hlp me...
Dnt mind my english ooooo, i nor go skul ooo

It all started in 2009, here it goes
My sister is naturally fair, not jst fair bt very very fair in complexion, so she bought a tube cream for her pimple named Betnovate C little did i knw dat it was a bleaching cream, i started applying it on my face, and my face only,

in jst 2 days tym , my face became very fair, very very fair, mean while d rest of my skin is still my normal dark colour, dat time i was stil in secondary skul and we were on holidays, so afta d resumption of skul


on d second week i went 2 skul & 2 my gr8test surprise every body started looking at me, bcus my face is so white and my body color is black so i was always shy, but still i continue 2 use d cream jst bcus my face luks so much handsum dan it used 2 b wen i was dark, so it cums 2 a tym wen mostly all my frnds started 2 call my bleaching face, so dere was a day dat i send one of my frnd 2 call a girl 4 me, wen d girl came and my frnd pointed me to her dat i was d 1 calling her , wen she saw me she was shocked and said in a loud voice... Tufiakwa God 4bid, dat was wen i realised i should stop using d cream , so i stopped. But d big problem is dat my colour refused 2 go back to normal, instead it bcame more and more fairer, there was notin i culd do dan 2 live with it like dat, 3months past... Six months past... 9months gone... And finally it bcame 1year since i stopped applying d cream but still yet my skin was still fair but not as whitish as it is b4, dis tym it bcame reddish, so i started doing all sorts of research on google on how 2 bring my skin colour back to normal as it is b4 but up to no avail, so i saw a post on www.ask.com on how sum pple apply bleaching cream to deir skin to match their skin colour with d already light skin, and i said to my self dat dis is d solution to my problem, so i searched on google on list of bleaching creams and i decided to go 4 Bio - Claire , an dat eveling i went 2 a near by super market and bought d small cup of bio-claire, so i started applying it on my skin dat same eveling, after just only 3 - 4 days of applying all my skin colour changed 4rm dark to light, and i was very contented with it at first...

So let me say my problems starts here.

So i started applying it once in every 3 days, slowly slowly i changed formation and started applying it once in a week bcus it made me so light, so i can't b applying it every day, the main problem is my school uniform shirt hand, bcus we were wearing short hand uniform, i tink i was in SSS2 at dat tym, so after applying d cream i will walk in d sun 2 go to skul bcus my skul was very far and walk back home at also, den suddenly i noticed sum changes in my skin most xpecially my muscle part, it was so so so so so whitish bcus d sun has never hit it, while my hands was so reddish, bt now it has bcum a little darker, so after i finished secondary skul at d yr 2011, i was always indoor all d tym bcus of my very fair muscle and dark hands, bt i had it in mind 2 go & learn computer , or started working montly wrk, so i had a gr8t idea dat i can start wearing longsleevs and folding it till it gets to my elbow, so i eventually started wearing longsleeves , one year past , 2yrs past, 3yrs past and now we are in 2014 and am still wearing longsleeves all d days of my life till now..... If u are reading dis now & i till u now dat for good 3yrs now and even close to four years no body, not even my mother dat am leaving with, has ever saw my muscle or my back or tummy , u ll not bleave me, dis kept me 4rm havin any relationship for clsoe 2 four yrs now, i had never even kissed any girl... So i came here to look for a permanent solution for my problem on how to make my muscle darker so dat it can match d skin colour of my hands, i have tried so many tins on how to make it darker but up to no avail, i have applied Loko, crude oil, clay, relaxer, d liquid of an onoin, salt, dudu osun, grinded broken plate and apply, sawdust, charcoal, jst recently i bought polish and started applying it, am alwayz on google.com searching for lists of tins dat can make me darker but all dat i have found and tried are not working, i have bought nivea, cocoa butter, iodine , spirit plus so many much more dat i cnt even remember but my muscle is still very fair even doh i have stopped using d cream 3 yrs ago, it still refused to go to its original colour , sum times wen no one is around i apply shea butter and i will sit in d sun for 3-4-5 hours but it seems notin seems to make it darker, sumtimes i ll use my hand d muscle part to near fire and bear d heat so dat it will darke bt its stil d same, sum times i will search on google and d nxt tin am wearing my longsleeves walking 2 d chemist to buy sum drugs dat ll darken me, bt i tink dose drugs are nt in 9jeria bcus i don't always find dem in d chemist, now dat dere is no were for me 2 go i turned here bcus nairaland always gives solution to pple problem no matter how brutal it is, so my pple i want to live a normal life, am tired of wearing longsleeves i want to wear normal shirts like Lacoste, bodies, handless and d rest , pls hlp me pls i need ur help on how to make my skin very dark , my muscle i want it very dark, very very dark pls help me pls i beg of u pls help me, tnks as i listen 2 ur replies.....

snrman:
9flix.com

I didn't see the full movie. Pls just send me the link

Where can I stream or download ds movie for free

koolg:
I guess I don't have to be explicit about the activity involved here.

Please, those in the know, after the action, is it advisable to use tissue paper or water. Different folks have their preferences and reasons to back them up.

Your thoughts please.

using tissue is bloodily irritating. As irritating as it sounds. Next tym you take a dump. Uuse tissue to clean Urr anus. Wen ur sure it's clean. Use d white tissue to clean ur aanus nd no matter aw much u use it. D tissue will still be stained. I can't walk around with pieces of poo in ma ass

Are u d illustrate or davido is the illetrate. Davido wanted to segregate his g-class frrom olamide's. Davidos own. Is black. Olamide’s own is white. So

EngrAbiola:
Competition? Maybe not really but then… Olamide purchased his Mercedes Benz G-Wagon few days ago, he shared the photo on his official Instagram, (details)… Davido DM-edOlamide “ModaF*cka let’s race” after Olamide showed it off…

It looks like Davido has began the race now. The Owo Ni Koko has pimped his ride… To segregate his from Olamide’s own at the very least.

Davido love-vendor Benz

David changed the flood lights of his AMG to a puddle light that reflects OBO to the ground anytime the light is on as seen in the photo above. See OBO on the floor?

Olamide is leading the race for now…


Source: http://www.musbizublog.com/?p=28356

benuejosh:
for all i care he is a poor dude.

. But his net worth is not even multiplied than 3 of u'rs. It's raised to powerr sef. Stop. Hating

Pls. How. Do. You saave photos from. Instagram

NaijaClassy:
https://www.kakakino.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/Naija-1.jpg

There is no doubt Olamide Baddo has really work hard this year, now his making it Work Hard, Play hard system, cos he just bought himself a G Wagon and Range Rover, now YBNL Boss is showing us his wallet to motivate his fans..

https://www.kakakino.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/Olamide-Wallet.jpg

SOURCE: http://www.kakakino.com/2014/12/hardwork-pays-olamide-flaunts-wallet-full-money-see-photos/

parrotibaba:
d ba3 is poor joor!! ,2200mah for a 5 inch screen ? d ba3 no go last at all ,dis kind ba3 na for 4/4.5/4.7 inch screens not for 5 inches ,go to h6 thread n see how ppl r complaining about d ba3 which is bigger Dan dis one n d h6 self na 4.5 inches

. . D cpu is like 80 percent more efficient. So it's worth it

Manchelsea:
Which app can I download dt shows caller location

. Dunno. Aask the gods




















Can't u jes google ds

godwinkessi:
The driver was so drunk, he hit down someone, when he started running to escape his car summersaulted... Just like that!

It happened at Ahiara junction at Mbaise in IMO state. It happened right in front of me, I stopped and then took the pictures.


Source: Eyewitness Account.

People of nowadays sef. Insstead of you to rush for help u fost of all decided to take piccs

Dear Nairalanders , If by any ways I have offended u from January till this moment, meet me @ the National Stadium @ exactly 5:00pm Today wit ur boxin glove. I want us to settle it amicably. See you soon........ No African time ooooooo.




Spambot and Alll mods. That have. Banned me unfairly . U have no choice



(like if you can relate to mmy last statement)

eeemily:
Sometimes, you are right

Wen av I beeeen wrong

Pics orrrrr

studio14:
The Divisional Police Officer in charge of the Ijede Police Station, Nwaoha Uzoma, has died.

Our correspondent learnt that Uzoma’s corpse was found in his office on Thursday, a day after he entered and locked himself in.

It was gathered that after he did not pick his calls, anxious relatives and policemen in the station broke the door open and saw his lifeless body on the floor.

PUNCH Metro gathered that Uzoma, a Superintendent of Police, was formerly heading the Anthony Police Division, before he was posted to Ijede, in the Ikorodu area, early in December.

Our correspondent gathered that the deceased, who was married with children, was in his fifties.

A police source said, “The DPO was posted from Anthony to Ijede around December 5. At that time, he had an illness, which was not very serious. He was a friendly man who could sometime become angry and that’s when you offend him. But once he showed his anger and you begged him, he forgave and that would end it.

“On the day of the incident, he entered his office and shut himself in. People didn’t suspect anything because he sometimes slept there. People didn’t see him come out throughout that day and then the next day, they called his phone repeatedly but he didn’t pick it.

“That was how people became suspicious and broke the door. They found his corpse on the floor.”

The police were said to have evacuated the corpse and deposited it in a private mortuary.

Another police source, who claimed to be close to the deceased, told our correspondent that he saw him few days to his death and he was looking healthy.

He said, “I still saw him at a meeting where he was all smiles and didn’t show any sign of sickness. I was told he slumped and died in his office.”

The Lagos State Police Public Relations Officer, DSP Kenneth Nwosu, while confirming the incident on Sunday, explained that the police had yet to ascertain the cause of death.

He said, “On December 25, at about 8am, SP Nwaoha Uzoma, was found dead in his office at the Ijede Police Station. His corpse was removed and deposited at St. Raphael Hospital morgue for autopsy.


http://www.punchng.com/metro-plus/lagos-dpo-slumps-dies-in-office/

D ones that will just sstart reading your paer on d subject u kno nothing on
The one that are easily whyned den let u cheat
D one who is broken with 20N

tosyne2much:
1. The ones who will praise the first student to submit his booklet making every other students look like they know nothing. Woooooow !!! Do you mean you have finished? They will face other students and say " can see your life oooo?, he finished b4 an hour"
That is a well prepared student

2. The ones who will keep telling you the history of their lives, how they performed excellently amongst their peers when they were in college. They will tell you they were always prepared for any exam & the barely got "C" * if I hear*

3. The ones who will collect your question paper and go through it. They will ask" why sweating profusely for these cheap questions? If I were you I would have finished since *if I hear*

4. The ones formimg James Bond in the hall. They will start giving testimonies of how many students they have caught cheating and have been rusticated **wetin concern me with dat one ?**

5. The ones who will collect your question paper, go through the questions and shake their heads pitifully without saying anything

6. The ones who will glance at your answer booklet and they will ask why your booklet is blank. "Didn't you read 4 dis exam ?" **Abeg swerve go left jhor**

7. The ones who will never accept your apology if you are caught cheating. The moment you are caught cheating, just hurriedly obtain the next available Jamb form

8. The ones who are very sensitive. Try communicate with any student and they will change your seat . You keep wondering how smart they really are to have noticed you

9. The ones who are very gentle and friendly. Thirty minutes into they hall they are already sleeping. The moment you are making noise, they will wake up, walk around and return back to their seat. Before you know it they will sleep off

10. The ones who will force you to submit even if you still have an hour left. They will tell you "what are you still writing when all your mates have submitted

Feel Free To Add Yours

Written - Tosyne2much

vicot:
O.P,u r too silly...element of wasted sperm

ur parents deserve. A letter of. Apology from d condom company

Sorry. Misunderstanding. Dint kno I meant a broke person. Tot u meant poor. Broke and poor don't mean d same

Mrsfaithhh:
So rich guys give interrupted sex. Anyone who is willin can go for a poor guy but stop makin it look like goin for a rich guy makes one a badoo ,stop painting it like it always dosnt go well,stop sayin "what if he treats u like trash,he won't treat u well because he wld c u as his property" dats just misleading...well I hav observd most poor guys won't even do u goood cos they ar eida frustrated or insecure..wen u cough they say u want to leav dem cos they ar broke.. U won't even enjoy d rrelationship sef..I v bin there bfor..so y d stress wen u can b happy..my guy is rich and guess wat? He dosnt treat me like his property as u guys always claim rich guys do.

Seriki. Bera than mi nd phyno


Get his album. Serikis diary. Mad songs to download. Eleda masun. Love song. (mad rhymes). Nd baba o

Dosen't it piss you off when you really like an artist and hs/her songs makes a lot of sense but no1 knows d person @ all. I know. That feeling so I created this thread so every one can share their most underrated artists and. Deir following songs

SuperMartins:
op.. Justwise can help ..
Ask him

Tnx bro


Justwise. Please I need u ere

Along witth a. Visa and passport. How much will it require to. Send 6 pple to usa (florida) via. Any airline

Uninterrupted sex

Mrsfaithhh:
Guy:babe u knw I love U.
Babe;I knw honey.
Guy;I knw I can't giv u anytin . But I lov u.
Babe:tomorrw is my brtday
Guy: wow happy brtday in adv babe. U knw I'm broke wuld hav taken u out.
Babe:
So wat does a babe gain here?

EEDRIS ABDULKAREM -mr lecturer

The following are the songs I will love to play on my wedding day
1. Olamide- ewo idi
2. Seriki-agbalumo mo
3. Reminisce- tesojue
4. Olamide-story for the gods
5. Psquare-collabo ft don jaazzy
6. Qdot-orijin
7. Akon- I wanna Bleep you


Complete d rest. My wedding is. Around the corner

tosdelaw:
Source: http://www.36ng.com.ng/2014/12/28/prophet-t-b-joshua-predicted-missing-airasia-flight-qz8501-incident-in-indonesia-watch-video/

. Tcheew. Y is. It after the event that we find out he. Predicted it. Wuld it nt have. Been sensible to make it public before pple die and maybe prevent it

Jobless Monday ooo

Any oda opinion. Quote /reply

IKJ66:
Nigerian !!!!!!!




Never pleased since 1742 bc









GMB 2015

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Wen I upload d pic Ull see aw terrible it is

Apologies. Due to bad network. I can't upload d pics

I finally got my hands on the new 100N centenary note and firsst of all I said 'what is ds' it looks like an incomplete fake toy currency. As in is dat the colour of our nation. Everything bout it is terrible. Art writing font. Colour design and all. Look @ it for yourself nd judge.

2014 is truly a baad year for the aviation industry



Relatives of the passengers of AirAsia flight QZ8501 comfort each other at Juanda International Airport in Surabaya, East Java, Indonesia, Sunday, Dec. 28, 2014. The AirAsia plane with 161 people on board lost contact with ground control on Sunday after taking off from a provincial city in Indonesia for Singapore, and search and rescue operations were underway.
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An AirAsia Indonesia flight carrying 162 people from Indonesia to Singapore went missing Sunday, after the pilot asked for permission to change course due to weather, the airline said.

"AirAsia Indonesia regrets to confirm that flight QZ8501 from Surabaya to Singapore has lost contact with air traffic control at 07:24hrs this morning," the airline said in a statement.

The flight was scheduled to land at 8:30 a.m. local time, a spokesman for Singapore's Changi Airport said. AirAsia announced the flight's disappearance on its Facebook page about three hours after the plane was scheduled to arrive.

The plane had 155 passengers on board, including 16 children and one infant, and two pilots and five crew members, the airline said. Most on board were Indonesian. There were three South Koreans on the plane and one each from Singapore, Britain and Malaysia.

The airline said in a statement that the pilot had asked to change course because of weather. The plane had undergone its last maintenance on Nov. 16, AirAsia Indonesia said.

"The aircraft was on the submitted flight plan route and was requesting deviation due to enroute weather before communication with the aircraft was lost," the airline said.




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pretydiva:
In d 1st pix,dere is d symbol of luv in d middle of her top,while in d 2nd pix dere is nuffin dere

. Luv sign. Abi sign of the shape of a gals bum bum

Kolade9:
You haven't seen Phyno without cap?

. Check his instagram or any social network. He haas always worn a cap in lyk d last 50 photos