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I will like to dedicate the 50% of the prize I just won to Etisalat. Wuld neva av done it without u guys

phemsie:
do u care to know the difference in years between us?

it's not a yes or no question

Thoniameek:
I agree with you joor

Op if you no take that one you're on your own

. I av xplained it be4. You cannot use 'age difference' for aw many years I take senior you

emperormero:
by how many years am I older than you are?

. O siii

Thoniameek:
How much older am I compared to you?

wrong

penisEnlargmnt:
with how many years am I older than you?


I get am ?

cc - tomiobj

99.8%

samwayne154:
How old am I to you

no

switcakes:
Ok lemme try again, by how many years am I your senior? or How much older am I than u?

X. U missed it

switcakes:
How much older am I to u?

. . 95%. U almost got it.

INTROVERT:
in the context of the pidgin if spoken during an argument between 2 persons would mean "am I your mate"

'am I your mate? ' is a yes or no question
But. How many years I take senior you is different

jascon1:
What's our age difference?

. U almost got it

INTROVERT:
you can't translate that pidgin to english literally because it would be wrong.

.

With God all things are possible. I don't want to ruin the fun by posting the answer

nikkiking:
How old do you think you are .

. Wrong. Ur asking for the actual age of the person ur talking to



Lalasticlala ishilove tosyne2much. Do d needful

*spreads mat*. *sips coffee*. *patiently waits to see different grades of grammatical blunders*. Yeah FTC

How many years I take senior you?

This joke old pass nl sef . Stale

Alanta kor. Atlanta ni. Shakiti bobo

Wale112:
Nigeria jollof is like poison

Ghanian jollof resemble u pples skin. Colour

Chai. Thiis one has pass photoshop. This 1 is photomarket. Pls zoom in on the wings in the pics.

I don't know if I am meant to classify this as a joke or just talking

MrCuddles:
Too hard jor

. . If you are being srz. All ur school fees from day 1....

iamjane:
Common sense in maths too

Your age 4 years.
Your sister. Half ur age. (that is 4/2)=2 years
Diff. 4-2=2. Years
100-2 yrs. 98

Kg 1 maths

SaAbbas:
Ask for the account details if its corporate account u re good to go.... Else u re on ur own

. #scamalert

And this is what I got

I sent this to an email to register for a register for a rap contest

berrieblizzie:
can i call u grandpa?

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ogasammy:
So make I call you dady

Too late. I disown u both

Hmmmm

*in phyno's voice*. Iranu, abasha







Nd this thread can enter fp

They should go and die with their stupid stars. Af wasted enof of my life on it

godson36:
It is not a new thing to everyone on this thread except those breaking the rules of this site ((I mean the under 18's who are just coming to join the internet users)) that 2go has once become the TOP and Best chatting APP online before the existence of Whatsapp and others..

Then, BBM was not much relevant cause average Nigeria can't purchase a blackberry device. So the TOP and Common mobile phones then was NOKIA e.g ExpressMusic ,, Nokia 2700 ,, Nokia 2330 e.t.c ....

The most interesting things then was the 2go start.... You will stay online 24/7 just for your friends not to lead your star... The funny thin about this star is that of "PROFFESSIONAL". Wao!! This is the hell, you will waste about 1-2months off your years on this fucking star... Those Star Progressers will know what am talking about

After some years, 2go turn to a boring chatting APP when almost all 2go users reaches Ultimate cause they new that there is not chasing them and they are chasing nothing again.....

Now 2go has release 2GO version 6..0...1 in which you can view your Master and Ultimate Star Progress....

List of Stars After ULTIMATE:::

-Sapphire

-Emerald

-Ruby

-Diamond

-Black Diamond

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Friends will you start contesting again or you have back-off

Let the fun begins

This one can never work for a naija girl.

HelpeeDeck:
Matured and Responsible Person Will not insult me or comment in an irresponsible Manner to this post

Nothing is more awkward than inviting a girl to your house for the first time, sitting down on the couch and saying, "Well, um, what do you want to talk about?" Turning on romantic music and dimming the lights might seem a bit smoother, but may seem like an obvious set-up. Make your girlfriend feel comfortable by breaking the ice as soon as she arrives, and you'll both be able to breathe easier

Step 1

Create an interesting space. Hang art on the walls that might elicit questions such as "Did you paint this?" or "Where was that photo taken?" Put a few framed photos of family and friends around the room -- . If you play a musical instrument, keep it visible. There's nothing like demonstrating how to play the musical instruement to break the ice -- permanently.

Step 2

Play a game. Leave a deck of cards or an interesting chess set on your coffee table. When she arrives, ask her if she'd like something to drink. Then, ask her if she wants to play a lightning game of chess. If she's interested, you automatically have something to do as you have fun playing or teaching her the rules of the game.

Step 3

Ask her some questions. Good hosts do so by asking questions that come from a genuine sense of curiosity, Ask her how she got the scar on her elbow or whether she thinks she looks like her mom or her dad. Soon, you'll both be engrossed in conversation and any hint of discomfort will be gone. Keep your questions open-ended so the conversation doesn't stall.

Step 4

Surprise her with a gift. Set a striking bouquet of flowers on your kitchen table, purchase a bottle of her favorite wine or wrap up that sculpture she was crazy about when you visited a local gallery. When she comes over, present her with your gift.

Step 5

Ask her a favor," Try asking her opinion on whether you should go with blinds or curtains in the living room or if she minds helping you to finish organizing your DVD collection. Not only will the ice melt, but you'll have a chance to bond as you argue about whether or not "The Hunger Games" is a prediction of a coming mere commercial franchise.

Step 6

Get adventurous in the kitchen and try making something new together. Find something you’ve never tried cooking before. Think of a new cuisine; perhaps the two of you could try

Step 7

Get out your laptops and iPods and make playlists for each other. Then, next time your date is driving ,going anywhere,having boring time or hanging around with her friends she won’t be able to get you off her mind.

Step8

Dont try to Rush her Into Bed with you,dont ever take advantage over her even when she is emotionally struck down on a first day in your house.

I don't need to download anything to av this on my blackberry q10

kilokeys:
Oga shekau.. I no talk Zzzz.. I said AZzzeez

. Ode