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First of. Alll. If u ain't gonna comment. Just leave ds thread kindly as thunder will nt fire ur left yansh all d way from spain

Anyways the funniest signature I av ever seen on nl is mine. Refer to. It below:-D
By tomiobj
What is d funniest signature u av ever. Seen on nairaland. And the person who owns it

grayht:
#bring back our girls and take the spambot... U Wicked!!!

r u drunk or sth. I am here sayn d truth wat everyone is tnkn. Nd ur ere sayn m wicked. Let dose innocent gals suffer whille that spambot is banning innocent pplelike me

Email is d king of file sharing. Even if u want to greedily keep a file forever. Send it to urself via email and u. Cn access it anytime/anywhere

cirmuell:
wow that's great. Well Telegram can do 1.5gb max of any file type, it's just like whatsapp too(albeit, a better version of it) you should try it out...just that it aint popular in Nigeria.

https://telegram.org/faq

I kinda like the method you mentioned up there too; email. Will try it out one of these days.

cirmuell:
wow that's great. Well Telegram can do 1.5gb max of any file type, it's just like whatsapp too(albeit, a better version of it) you should try it out...just that it aint popular in Nigeria.

https://telegram.org/faq

I kinda like the method you mentioned up there too; email. Will try it out one of these days.

. Sorry ssir. But what's d point of usn a social network that ifa join I can't av more than 3 friends

cirmuell:
what's the maximum file size that can be shared?

2go is poorly designed. No file size limit. But when it reaches like 250-500mb ouut of 1.5 gb. It shows error

Email is d best long distance. File sharing. Feature. 2go. Takes to long. While sendn a song on 2go u cn sleep and wakee up it. Isn't finished





Email is a. Bera option and faster. No nid for 3rd party aaapp

Daintilicious:
Share your apk/exe (installation files), documents (doc, excel, pdf) on the new 2go

A mere mention of 2go and peeps will be like, “2go is for kids, I left it in 2011”. Since 2011 till now, none of the Instant Messengers on Android has provided a more efficient file sharing feature like the newly introduced feature in 2go.

WhatsApp can only share pictures, audio and video but not your documents or apks. With 2go you can share any file easily with friends.

For other innovative features and how to use it on the new 2go Click Here

The best part is that you don’t give away your phone numbers to strangers to share files, just give your username and connect to share.

[img]http://4.bp..com/-VA0exeMxrtQ/VKqaki_MhZI/AAAAAAAAAKI/X6NJEglgSpk/s1600/File%2BSharing_2.png[/img]

grayht:
ǝʌıʇɔǝdsɹǝd ʇuǝɹǝɟɟıp ɐ ɯoɹɟ ǝɟıl ʇɐ ʞool oʇ ǝʌɐɥ noʎ sǝɯıʇǝɯos

Sometimes you need to use aagidi to program ur brain to read the post upside down without flipping ur fone

The firre fighters av been callled

papercoin:
Pple sef instead of being a good samaritan and dialling 112 u prefer the work of a photographer

HS

I. Called 797. Den I took d pics. So what's ur point

The top level of this 2 storey building iss currently on fire and it is seriously burning. It houses aa spectranet. Office and a residential quaters. I. Think. Pics attached below

Instead of u to try helpn. U start takn pics

RICHIEBOI1:
I saw dis accident happen dis afternoon along Asaba-Benin road. the commercial bus tyre bust and somersaulted. some casualties. some of d dead have been taken away. I must commend d prompt response of the FRSC to d scene m.

Source: Eye Witness

It's memorised in my brain

baseg25:
thank God yu gt me. You are right..
Let take it luk at the cmparison btw Q10 and classic..
https://techcribng.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/BlackBerry-Q10-BlackBerry-Classic-Devices-4-techcribng.jpg
https://techcribng.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/blackberry-q10-specs_TECHCRIBNG.jpg
https://techcribng.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/BlackBerry-Classic-Specifications-techcribng1.png

source : http://techcribng.com/blackberry-classic-vs-q10-comparison-hardware-impression/

When you were little before knowing about. Sex. How did u think babies were made







Comment pls don't just read

baseg25:
https://techcribng.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/BlackBerry-Classic-Specifications-techcribng.png the classic is the same with the q10, so what do yu expect?.

. No. It's nt. Q10 dosen't av dose 4 uttons @ d top row and is smaller. Q20 has a bera processor battery BlackBerry os 10.3
Nd better caamera. Upgraded android player and all. D q10. Is awesome but d q20 is better. Google q10 vs q20






For me d blackberry is d best fone in d world

baseg25:
lol, buh people dislike it compare to the classic.
Have just change the section to a discussion thread.

. People dislike blackberry's generally but that dosen't make it less. Productive. Nd efficient.

And d classic is rubbish I don't see aw a normal person will pick. D. Classic over the passport despite all its features. Touch sensitive keyboard. Better gestures and odass

Nd d classic. Has those 4 buttons @dtop ofthe keyboard along with the track pad. Whiich makes it difficult to close aan app. Because doin so requires swiping up from anywhere in d screeen. Avent u seen d reviews

More

I check d. Fp which I constantly do...I mean. who dosen't. Everyone does. Then some. People decide to just copy/paste and modify the post a little to keep on deir website. And one is . On their bbm channel you can. See nairaland front page. Topics on many occasions and it isn't a coincidence beause the topics are usually perfectly equal(pics attached below)
Seun You should do something about this before stealls everything from your site and then they take nairaland users

Besst fine of 2014 by specs aftter d s5

baseg25:
4.5"
Square touch display
,13MP
OIS camera,
32GB
Internal storage
30HRS battery life, 1
1440 x 1440resolution, 453 PPI
BlackBerry 10operating system,
1080p HD ,video recording at 60 fps,
MicroSD memory card

baseg25:
What’s your favorite smartphone camera with 13 mega pixel?

. Wot of d BlackBerry passport

Cyb3rhack3r:
So?

Seun is still a blogger

aresa:
eLDeeTheDon Goes Hard on Jonathan, Says His Govt Reeks of Lies, Corruption and Incompetence

. Sorry. Who is elDee

In my own area now for d past.4 months we have had uninterrupted darkness. 24/7. Even during d day. Itts dark [font=Lucida Sans Unicode][/font]

malachytochukwu:
I am based in Portharcourt, Rivers State, I am greatly surprised that there could be 24hrs of power supply in this country. Even in Transamadi where I stay, we hardly have power supply for 12hrs at a stretch! Here is different! We all complain when there is no power supply and I feel it will not be wise enough to keep queit now we have been having light 24hrs/day consecutively for 8days except for on the 30th that power supply was ceased for few hours. You may be wondering where in Nigeria this great thing is happening. It is in a village called Obollo Nkwo in Udenu LGA of Enugu State. I wish there could be a way to prove this claim, unfortunately, there isn't any. I am sorry but that's the truth. I hope there has been an improvement inpower supply in other parts of this great nation, especially where you are. May God bless whoever is responsible for this and may he/she encounter constant supply of God's blessing through out 2015. I wish you constant power supply too if you are not having one currently. Hit like if there has been an improvement in power supply in your area.

Daguccizgreat:
Congrats wizzy. Hard work pays bt pls make sure u invest so u won't get into debts saga like ur brother dbanj

Because he is reading ur post

hannesy:
wot

. So u avent been on a date. Suprisingly find that hard to believe

hannesy:
I have never been on a date

.

hannesy:
lmao nah I haven't

that's d lie 9ja girls av been sayn since 354B.C

vizkiz:
subtitute for raid? I don't get it...does that means that farts can kill mosquitoes

. It's a joke. Female fartss r worse than males

hannesy:
*slaps him* stop imagining nonsense my friend

Like u avent been in dat situation

vizkiz:
sorry what is "mess"?

Sry u schooled in france. It means fart. That ggas. Thaat comes out of ur anus that smells a lot. Can be used as a substitute for raid




Thunder will fire u if. U ask for d meaning of anytn iin ds post

Ok. Picture ds. Ur on a romantic dinner. And while eating. A mistake jst happened and now. Ur stomach is vibrating giving u a sign and u try to excuse ur sellf but it is too late and if u stand up. It will leak


1. If u release it and it turns into sth funny. U are in love. She might even drop her owwn.(which is 10x worse )
2. If u release it and deny it or almost kill urself by holding it till she leaves. Der is no love















By it. I mean mes

Sshe did d. Same tn last yr. She no get job ni

lalasticlala:
The wife of the Lagos State Governor, Mrs Abimbola Fashola, yesterday urged health professionals in Nigeria to work as a team, to improve and strengthen the health sector. Mrs Fashola made the remark during her goodwill visit to public hospitals to welcome the First Baby of the Year, organised by the state government. She said that cooperation among the health professionals in the hospital, as a workplace, would enhance productivity and also guarantee patients’ satisfaction. While receiving the first baby of the year, Fashola said parents had a role to play for babies to actualise their potentialities in life.

Fashola urged parents, especially mothers, to be committed to laying good foundation for their children in the first five years of their lives, by making sure all the necessary vaccinations were taken. The Lagos State First Lady said quality parental care would make children grow to become healthy and successful citizens. Earlier, Dr Jide Idris, the Lagos State Commissioner for Health, said that the event was an annual one to usher in new babies and share in the joy of the New Year. Idris said that there had been tremendous improvements in the health services of the state, through the adoption of solid strategies and interventions.
A baby boy delivered at 12. 01 a.m. to the Onyejieke family through normal delivery at the Isolo General Hospital, weighing 2.5kg, was declared the first baby of the year. The Ogunnoiki family also had a baby girl through caesarian section, weighing 2.3kg at 12:01 a.m. at the Island Maternity Hospital. A baby girl, weighing 3.9kg, was also born to the Mamoud family at the Ajeromi General Hospital, Ajegunle, at 12.05 a.m. Fashola presented gifts to the mothers and their babies at the hospitals.


http://citypeoplegroup.org/i/meet-lagos-first-baby-of-2015-born-at-1-minute-past-midnight/