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Celebrities / Re: Meet Munachi Abii, The Most Beautiful Celebrity In Nigeria! by tomiobj(m): 1:58pm On Jul 31, 2015
Palmwinetapper. No. (this is what I expected wen I saw your monicker.
Jokes Etc / Re: #dryjoke. I Just Parked My Private Jet In My Hangar.....the Joke Is Not Funny by tomiobj(m): 10:42am On Jul 31, 2015
Hhahahahahahahaha. Gerrit?
Jokes Etc / #dryjoke. I Just Parked My Private Jet In My Hangar.....the Joke Is Not Funny by tomiobj(m): 10:42am On Jul 31, 2015
Warning!!!!!! This joke is not funny

Jokes Etc / Re: If You Were Here, What Will Be Your NAME??? by tomiobj(m): 10:28am On Jul 31, 2015
mcchaka:
Armed boko haram members entered a
church while the service was going on.they asked them to close every door and windows
so that nobody can escape.they counted the numberof worshippers and they were 200.they
told them they would kill 150 out of these
members but in an alphabetical order of names starting with the pastors.they
approached the senior pastor asking;whats your name?pastor said zechariah zwinginar.the
next pastor said zebede zacheus,the next pastor said zemmanuel zwilliams..........they
approached the elders....the first one
said zarepath zolomon..the next one said zalade
zomorin..the next one said zesther
zoluwatimilehin..they approached the
choir and the first chorister out of fear pointed to the organist and said his name is
abraham awolowo..the organist screamed and
said he is a liar.my name is zabraham zawolowo..........if u were in d congregation,what
will be your name? Be sincere


TGIF, grin grin
shaiba:
Zebrah
MrFlavvor:
Zzzzzzoszzy zzzzzzadazzzu
kilokeys:
Just call me Zzzzzzzzz
Youngsage:
undecided
Then the head of the group nw says 'lets forgive them'. Let's kill from z-a. Mr 'zzz' na u go die first. Zebra follow :-D
Jokes Etc / What Will U Do If You Find Out That Korede Bello Is Your Real Biological Father by tomiobj(m): 5:03am On Jul 30, 2015
Well, as it says Above
Jokes Etc / Re: Impossible Things In This World.... by tomiobj(m): 3:16pm On Jul 27, 2015
Emman93:
Impossible things in this world....
1 - You can't count your hairs
2 - You can't wash your eyes with soap
3 - You can't breathe when your tongue is
out.
Please put your tongue inside and STOP
acting like a dog...
I knew you're going to do that....look @ ur mouth...LOLZ...
Happy Sunday
. Thank God. I didn't fall for it.
I saw this exact same thing lyk 4 years ago. You can't caatch chicken pox twice

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Celebrities / Re: NDA Comes For Rapper MI And Charass For Wearing Camo (Photo) by tomiobj(m): 2:41pm On Jul 27, 2015
Well said.
ebamma:
Are the telling us that the have not noticed Shekau too, In his videos wearing camo?




Bunch of losers,



Instead of going after terrorists Its celibrities wearing camo that worries them




Jokes Etc / Re: Sunday Fun Tym by tomiobj(m): 6:06pm On Jul 20, 2015
ezeakaonyebuchi:
‪#‎TRENDINGPACO‬
I met a girl on Tuesday in a motor park, after a little conversation with her, I wanted to leave and desire to collect her phone number. After she give me the number, I said to her; Me: Sorry, I didn't catch your name.
She: Ok am Dike Sandra Thelma Vera. Feel free to call me (DSTV) in short form and yourz she said ?
Me: (I no fit carry last) well am Godwin Obinna Tochukwu Victor, you can call me (GOTV).
# lol... If it's you what wil your fake name be
Felicia Ukamaka Eloka Linda but my friends call me (FUEL);
Hilda Izuchukwu Victor (HIV)...
Oya let the names begin roll in!!! What's ur own?
Umoru smith ada (USA)
Jokes Etc / Re: Portrait by tomiobj(m): 12:59pm On Jul 18, 2015
Dharniel:
what is it?
. A man in the center
Jokes Etc / Re: AN ETHICAL DILEMMA - What Would You Do? by tomiobj(m): 9:00am On Jul 18, 2015
I swear I was about to say that
Politics / Re: Omotola Pledges Support For Buhari pix by tomiobj(m): 4:39pm On Jul 17, 2015
lagmostkuit:
Who cares? undecided
. I do

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Celebrities / Re: Top 5 Hottest Rappers In Nigeria Right Now by tomiobj(m): 6:35am On Jul 11, 2015
kay29000:
I was just watching Reminisce's 'Local Rappers' video yesterday, and was thinking of how far Nigerian rappers have come in the last couple of years. Things are now looking good for Naija rappers, and they don't have to sound foreign to be accepted.



Download pepenazi ft olamide. Illegal
https://app.box.com/s/ycgcnzmbnt63uk1ah43hyiatax6di4h5








I decided to put a list together, naming who I consider the TOP 5 HOTTEST rappers in Nigeria right now. Yup! Here goes.




5. Ice Prince

4. M.I

3. Phyno

2. Reminisce

1. Olamide







What do you think? You disagree with any placement? As I always say when I put lists like this up; this is the HOTTEST rappers in the game list, and not the most lyrical rappers in the game list. I believe these 5 guys I have mentioned are the hottest in the game right now, in 2015. Ice Prince has had a long stretch for the past 4 years, but I think they slowed things down at Choc City for him, so that his label mate, M.I can get some shine too with his latest album. Olamide and Phyno have been killing shit consistently for years now, but in the last couple of months, Reminisce has been bringing that fire. I would put him at number one, but Olamide's work ethic is just insane.


http://www.kaysrapzone.com/2015/07/top-5-hottest-nigerian-rappers-right.html
Jokes Etc / A Lot Of Dry And Boring Jokes by tomiobj(m): 4:39pm On Jul 10, 2015
U av bin warned this thread i's nt funny

1. I bought a car. Then I decided to celebrate it by buying a shoe. Can I say I bought a ca-shew
2. If a female football player chests a ball should we call it chesting or breasting
3. My boos name is kola. Can I call her boo-kola
4. My daughter come fourth in her class. Now I call her comfort
5. Girl: boo I need an iphone 6 plus
Guy: iphone 6 plus kor. Iphone 6 multiplication ni
6. What do you call a boot that is used to climb tree A tribute
7. Guy: hey girl what's your name
girl: guess
Guy: I don't know
girl: ttyl. M picking beans atm
Guy: so I guess your name is sewa
8. What do you call a Muslim that repairs car rims. KAREEM
9. If a yoruba man removes his ring. Can he say 'mo BORING'. Bo-ring. Bo=remove
10. If a girl uses her shoe to scoop water. Can you call her subomi. (shoe-bu-omi)
11. If a shark eats bobo can u say SHARK EATI BOBO
12. This thing is bad. and I agree. Badagry
Music/Radio / Re: (download This Mad Hit Track) Pepenazi Ft Olamide -illegal . link here by tomiobj(m): 3:44pm On Jul 10, 2015
Cc lalasticlala tosyne2much ishilove
Fp pls
Music/Radio / (download This Mad Hit Track) Pepenazi Ft Olamide -illegal . link here by tomiobj(m): 3:18pm On Jul 10, 2015
https://app.box.com/s/ycgcnzmbnt63uk1ah43hyiatax6di4h5. This is not some cheap blog. I am just promoting good music. D link is 100% genuine. Ndd itss easy to download







Mention if u run into any problem

Jokes Etc / Re: >>>>>A MUST READ<<<<< American Nigga, Cashier And Bank Manager “money Problem by tomiobj(m): 3:21pm On Jul 09, 2015
Basket mouth's joke lipsrsealed

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Jokes Etc / A Very Dry Joke by tomiobj(m): 5:15pm On Jul 08, 2015
[center]when a nigerian goes out of the country for the first timme[/center]
American: *sings*Ohhhhhhhhhh these hoes ain't loyal
Nigerian: iiiiiidddioooooottttt...It's not only 'these hoes ain't loyal'. What of the shovels,cutlasses and others.

#dryjokeswednesday
Jokes Etc / Re: Be Careful With Girls With Pics.. . by tomiobj(m): 11:29am On Jul 05, 2015
Ifeanyi4491:
Very interesting
. Guy. Just post d complete thing or d link
Family / Re: What Is Wrong With Being An Introvert? by tomiobj(m): 9:07pm On Jun 21, 2015
winnieberry:
.Pls anything wrong with been an introvert?
. People will think ur a snub and diabolic
Jokes Etc / Re: When Goliath Went To Camp by tomiobj(m): 9:19pm On Jun 20, 2015
Annstar:
LOL
. I can tell u just finished smoking 9 cans of orijin
Jokes Etc / Re: Life Hack Pic by tomiobj(m): 6:34pm On Jun 19, 2015
Twensons:
I found cool lifehack on JiJi blog wink
. See thread title. Chai.
Op. Hack ur own life nt myn
Jokes Etc / Re: Maths competition (Solve This Equation) by tomiobj(m): 8:42pm On Jun 17, 2015
bajosky:

Gud job
Q2. How Many AntS Did approach the desprate landlord ?
10. TEN- ants. TENANTS. Question 3

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Jokes Etc / Re: Maths competition (Solve This Equation) by tomiobj(m): 5:39pm On Jun 16, 2015
bajosky:
if in 2 weeks, president muhammadu buhari travels to about 10 countries, how many countries will he travel to in 365 days while in office ?




#jambstandardquestion
submit your answers and get question two.
260.7 countries. Question 2
Jokes Etc / Re: Photo: I Broke My Ribs While Trying To Learn Shakiti Bobo Dance by tomiobj(m): 5:18pm On Jun 16, 2015
powerfulsettingz:

And were u able to get the stepping?........that Olamide won't kill person with that dance he's so cute with the legs while dancing and the guy in Red T shirt
. Dats dj enimoney
Jokes Etc / Re: Nigeria's #1 Jokes/comedy Website - Suggestions Needed by tomiobj(m): 5:39am On Jun 05, 2015
Sukafiacom:
The pictures that will be rewarded are unique pictures. Ppl are suppose 2 snap a funny pic and send it in, d owner of d highest rated photo gets a reward.
. Another person can claim the picture and say it was stolen. Or it wz hs idea.
Phones / Re: 5 Reasons Windows Phone Is Better Than Android by tomiobj(m): 5:37am On Jun 04, 2015
I cn gv u 5 reasons why BlackBerry Is bera than windows phone.
runzlord:

so of course yes there are a billion reasons android is better than windows phones but here are five major aspect android lags behind windows phone

1. Software updates
good news we are expecting windows 10 update in the next few months and all windows phone including the N14,000 lumia 430 would be able to be updated to windows 10 the same day its released, all phones released with windows 8 now run 8.1 and this is not just for lumia phones, htc and other brands also get updates the same time. sadly that is not the news for android, android 5.0 lollipop came with nexus 6 and got only to nexus 5, and 4, google did not make an update for galaxy nexus because they said it passed the time frame of 48 months, exactly my point, an update need to be made for each and every phone when it comes to android and small brands like tecno don't have that time and money so they never get updates. HTC is still the best at updating its android phones, as far as htc m7 got 5.0 lollipop, however Samsung galaxy s4 released the same year with m7 has no 5.0 update, then users has to opt-in for the idea of using custom roms


2. OS speed
windows phone is generally faster than android, it does not hang, lag or delay at any time, but you cant say the same for android, if android wants to start, you will nearly cry. hopefully bigger android phones with stronger processors makes the phones close to having no lagging issues, but as time goes on and you begin to fill up your phone, you begin to notice it. but even at then, with the lowest specs you can think off, windows phone wont lag not even with 512 ram and a single core processor.

3. battery usage
i know android phones has the best battery life in the world, but that is because they also have the biggest battery. all thighs being equal, android os use more power than windows phone, when i mean all things being equal, i mean if we are to compare battery life of two phones of the same specification but these two os, the windows phone would last hours longer, example is the htc m8, sites reports that the windows phone version has 20% capability than the android version even though they have exactly the same specs.


4. Quality
now about 80% of android phones in the market are sub-standard and the probability of you buying a sub-standard android phone is high,
this is because android is not consistent so what you see inside a Samsung is not what is inside Tecno or infinix, for example the latter phones has separated phone memory, they have the internal memory then phone memory would act as in built SD card, but still leave a slot for a third SD card. the internal memory is most times not up to a gigabyte but the phone memory is more than 2GB sometimes. now when reading the specifications on the phone, nothing is said about the internal memory, what you see is 2GB ROM as phone memory, when you purchase it, you install only few apps then you begin to see "internal memory running out, please delete files to free disk space" and they might be basic apps that cant move to SD card, or stock apps you cant uninstall, this would also prevent you from installing apps via google play. but if you check your memory space via file manager, you would see enough free space bought in phone and memory, unless you go to your storage settings. this is part of the few troubles you go through buying a cheap android. you cant go through this trouble on windows phone because you got a cheap phone, in fact if you place a lumia 430(N14,000) beside a lumia 930(N100,000) the only difference you would notice are, screen size and resolution, cache of apps and little speed plus few features addition, not like an aspect was complety changed, and its the same across all windows phone, weather HTC or Yezz or LG or any other brand, the is literally no difference. and to addition of why windows phone brands are also quality is the fact that android is free and windows phone is paid for plus Microsoft has a minimum requirement before you can build their phones and minimum specification of any phone, but google is free as a bird. now for a company to pay for licence and build a windows phone, it would take them courage and experience or a company with a goal who can build quality brands but for android even i can open a factory today a budget only cost of building the phones and begin to make android phones. this is the same reason you would find a Chinese BlackBerry or iphone or even lumia running android in the market embarassed clones also fall in this category.



5. security
among the top 4 OS IOS, android, windows phone and blackberry, blackberry has the best security while android has the worst, which makes wp higher than android in security. one of the many security issues android have is side loading of apps, which WP does not allow, you might think side loading of apps is a plus but actually, side loading of apps opens door to malware and other virus, plus it make android developers don't see the profit from their app when sold on google play. so developers are left to opt-in for in-app purchase and not depend on play store. there are also a lot of sub-standard apps on play store, google careless, they only remove apps that mean bad business for them like "block ads" app while apps get cross checked before they get to windows store. you also don't have ads taking over your screen on windows phone, or one app downloading a brother app behind your back and installs it for you, or apps disturbing you with notifications like "your ram is full, clear memory with DU booster" or icons hanging all over your screen.they are also many other professional security issues WP solve than androids lacks

i know android OS is still overall better than windows phone an can perform outstanding well on high hardware, this article is just let let you know wp is not as bad as you think, and there are aspects which even your favorite OS(android) lags behind windows. plus people fear to buy windows phone because of apps, well windows phone has all the apps you can think of now, whatsapp, instagram, bbm, facebook/twitter, snapchat, subwaysurfers, candycrush saga, score, dream league, gta san andreas, fifa 15, asphalt 8, pintrest, linkedin, just name it even channels tv and cool fm and other Nigerian app. even exclusive apps like HALO. and if you cant find an app in the windows store, im sure there is a better replacement wink

this is my article, no source.

please contribute wisely, i hate comments of low reasoning. if you disagree with a point, just say it and state your reasons. and i would reply.
you can also ask me anything about WP. if i don't know it i would google it. thanks

photo gallery below smiley
Jokes Etc / Re: Nigeria's #1 Jokes/comedy Website - Suggestions Needed by tomiobj(m): 5:14am On Jun 04, 2015
Dnt gv pple rewards. It wiill cause fight. Person cn be lyk. Hey,y r u using my picture to get monney/airtime. Iit will cause problems
Jokes Etc / Re: Nigeria's #1 Jokes/comedy Website - Suggestions Needed by tomiobj(m): 5:13am On Jun 04, 2015
Sukafiacom:
Hello guys.

I'm working on a jokes/comedy website which i want to become Nigeria's go to place for jokes/comedy. The whole idea is to create a site that when something funny happens the 1st thing that'll come to one's mind is posting it on the site. The whole purpose of this site is to help people relax from all the tension and pressure that comes from work, school, the society, etc. Also i plan on running weekly or monthly contest on the site, the contest is all about people posting funny stuffs and the 1 with the highest votes gets a reward. I'm also thinking of a jokes/comedy forum on the site. To cut the long story short i need your suggestions. for the contest i want to know what you think is a good reward, and other suggestions 4 the site too.

Contest categories will include;
Photos - funny picture of oneself, doing anything funny.
Comic/Cartoon - Funny Comic/cartoon work
Video - Create a funny and upload, highest rated gets a reward
Photoshop - Photoshop an image 2 mk it funny and get rewarded.

Pls note that the site is up an running, but the contest and forum is work in progress as i 1st want 2 get your suggestions.

Fellow Nairalanders, pls kindly drop your suggestions. Thanks
. Ehya. People already do that on instagram. You can't do it via website (except there is a weekly/monthly reward for free airtime...even though it will cause plagiarism). I suggest making an application that runs smoothly.
Music/Radio / Re: Bolg Ft Chinko Ekun - Won Ti Get E by tomiobj(m): 9:55pm On Jun 03, 2015
BolgNoni:
Real name Gbolabo Dare Ogungbile. He is currently a student of Obafemi Awolowo University. He was a finalist at April Tunes Season 1 (2013) hosted by ace producer TY Mix which was judged by Waje, Kefee (late), Sound Sultan, Tosyn Bucknor and Mannie from Cool FM. He teamed up with his friend Olamide's new boy Chinko Ekun on this one he titled 'Won Ti Get E'. Chinko Ekun was featured on 3 tracks on Olamide's Street OT album on tracks Bang by Olamide ft Lil Kesh and Chinko Ekun, 100 to Million by Olamide ft Viktoh and Chinko Ekun and Usain Bolt P by Olamide ft Lil Kesh, Chuka,Pepenazi and Chinko Ekun. Nairaland pls help my career. Pls for God's sake let this post make it to the front page. I beg you in the name of God. Pls help!
. Since last year December we Avent seen d link

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