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missKiffy:
Which steps below

missKiffy:
All the ones I saved, tried putting one up as a dp, not showing. They were not showing at all after saving it, but now it's showing but if I set it up as bbm dp it will come out blank, bt it's showing on whatsapp

missKiffy:
Bt anoda issue is its nt showing for my bbm dp

Sunnybobo3:
Obo iya e!

Sunnybobo3:
In Mr Ibu's voice; Otu nne gi!

Umennajiego:
same thing with my q10 me don't know wassup!

Sunnybobo3:
He probably rejected the Rolls Royce because he felt it was below his class.

Betterment:
The All Progressives Congress has said President Goodluck Jonathan is handing over a nation in deep crisis, even as his administration continues to contrive more crises without making any effort to solve any of them.

In a statement issued in Abuja on Sunday by its National Publicity Secretary, Lai Mohammed, the party, , appealed to Nigerians not to lose hope, despite the daunting challenges they are currently facing in this atmosphere of contrived chaos.

It said help is on the way.

“In a few days’ time, President Jonathan will hand over to President-elect Muhammadu Buhari,” the APC said. Never in the history of our country has any government handed over to another a more distressed country: No electricity, no fuel, workers are on strike, billions are owed to state and federal workers, 60 billion dollars are owed in national debt and the economy is virtually grounded.

“Today, Nigerians are roaming the streets, jerry cans in hand, searching for everything from kerosene to fuel to diesel to power their homes, keep their vehicles on the road and keep their businesses going. They are paying as much as 300 Naira per litre for fuel, if at all they can get it. Yet their government is not saying a word about the situation.”

APC said while the Jonathan Administration has “arrogantly” told Nigerians that it remains in office and in power till May 29th, all it has been doing is sacking people and making new appointments as if it had been deprived of the opportunity to do so in the past six years.

“They are not interested in how to end the fuel scarcity that has paralysed the socio-economic lives of Nigerians,” the APC said. “They are not interested in how to raise electricity production from its unprecedentedly-low level of 1,327 megawatts. They are not doing anything to end the strike by blue and white collar oil workers, or to stop the impending one.

“They say they are in office till May 29th, but they do not care how workers in 18 states, who are owed a total of 300 billion Naira in salaries under their watch, or federal workers who are owed N400 billion, will be paid. Yet they are running a budget of N1trillion deficit.

“They have deliberately stopped meeting their obligations to oil marketers, which is now around 200 billion Naira, hence no one is lifting petroleum products anymore. If the current energy crisis is not solved soonest, the telecommunications sector could even be grounded in a matter of days as service providers will have neither electricity nor fuel to power their base stations. Of course the aviation sector has already been left comatose by the fuel crisis. The whole scenario reeks of sabotage.”

APC said before PDP and Jonathan Administration’s spin doctors distort its message, it is important to let Nigerians know that the party (APC) is not engaging in lamentations but simply keeping the citizenry informed of the situation on the ground, with just five days to handover date.

‘If we thought the nation was being well managed and there was no problem, we would not have embarked on a campaign of change,” the party said. “While we are ready, willing and able to begin to address the mammoth challenges facing us as a nation as soon as we assume office at the centre in a few days’ time, we will not hesitate for a second to keep Nigerians informed of how we have been brought to this sorry pass, with a view to avoiding such a tragic turn in the future.”

It expressed sadness that the nation has been on auto pilot for the past several weeks, as the outgoing administration has shown neither the capacity nor the willingness to resolve any of the crises it has contrived and foisted on the nation.

”This is the most vivid manifestation of the old saying that literally translates to a departing office holder defecating on the chair he is vacating,” APC said.



Source: http://newsrescue.com/jonathan-destroying-nigeria-before-handover-apc/#ixzz3b40ESGV1

tiwaz:
Seyi Shay,Don Jazzy and the Mavins were in Ghana for a Ghana meets Naija show yesterday.

They look good..If only.....


https://instagram.com/p/3DNd6My7Gn/

Kingmanny88:
Hello. Is any amount gonna be deducted to activate this service?
Kindly reply.

Hkenny:
games are being played in a foreign country to make cool cash through atm,have heard about it but dont think it is real.any one know about this

ronkiss:
20 stupid questions people ask#1. You see identical twins, you still dey ask 'name twins be dis'?No bros, na picmix...lol
2. Nepa brings light and everyone in the neighborhood shouts'up Nepaaa'! My guy askme,O boy na light be that?No oh, Na Holy Ghost fire! Lol!
3. You see person dey vomit, you still dey askam'you no well'?Em well, e juz dey practice how to vomit...
4. Someone sees you dancing and asks u 'so you sabi dance?'No oh, I dey practice madness ni! *Lmfao*.
5.You just wake up from sleep person come ask you "you don wake?"No oh, I come buy bread wey I chop for dream..
6. You see woman wey born new pikin u ask her"madam u don born? " No ohhhh, she buy amforOlx...
7. I travelled for over six days….as I just return back to town one boy ask me "are u back"" No ohhhh, I’m front”... lol
8. You greet person "good morning ma" ! She ask, my pickin you don wake?no ohhhh, I dey sleep walk...
9. You call ur ex, nd she asked "did u jus call my phone?No ohhh "na ur battery I call... Lol...
10. My guy ask me "O boy where u dey?" I tell am say i dey bank, nd him ask me "Wat is happening there?"I go uproot cassava... *Lmfao*
11. My neighbour sees me opening the gates to drive out and asks me, U dey comot?Not at all... I be the new gateman...
12. I dey watch film… my guy enta come ask me"Guy na film u dey watch?No naa... I dey discuss with Osuofia...
13. My guy see me, and he foolishly ask me"guyna you be that?"no ohh... Na my Grand father when him been young. *Lmfao*
14. A game freak was passionately tapping his PSP nd his girlfriend asked him, "U dey play game?"Him reply wit anger... No ohhh, I dey practice how 2 press Leg.
15. I mistakenly cut my thumb wit razor n my find asks... Y u come cut ursef na? I reply am say"my blood too much, I wan reduce am small..."IDIOT!
16. I dey quarrel with my brother one day, him come ask me, "Na me u dey talk to"I say nooo, I dey talk to the spirit of our greatgrand parents.
17. I plug my fone charger for socket one idiot asked me u wan charge ur phoneTV ?I tell am no ohhh, I wan charge my mind!ode...
18. I was watching football nd a friend came and said "guy u dey watch ball"No ohhh, I won pay their salary...
19. U see me dey chop indomie come dey askme,O boy, na indomie u dey chop so?No ohhhh... Na fried rubber band mixed with thread....
20. U see say gen dey on nd u still dey ask"una on Gen"?No ohhhh , na Gen on us. As it stands now, abeg i need to ask u one question.No vex abeg nairaland be dis? ?

ronkiss:
20 stupid questions people ask#1. You see identical twins, you still dey ask 'name twins be dis'?No bros, na picmix...lol2. Nepa brings light and everyone in the neighborhood shouts'up Nepaaa'! My guy askme,O boy na light be that?No oh, Na Holy Ghost fire! Lol!3. You see person dey vomit, you still dey askam'you no well'?Em well, e juz dey practice how to vomit...4. Someone sees you dancing and asks u 'so you sabi dance?'No oh, I dey practice madness ni! *Lmfao*.5.You just wake up from sleep person come ask you "you don wake?"No oh, I come buy bread wey I chop for dream..6. You see woman wey born new pikin u ask her"madam u don born? " No ohhhh, she buy amforOlx...7. I travelled for over six days….as I just return back to town one boy ask me "are u back"" No ohhhh, I’m front”... lol8. You greet person "good morning ma" ! She ask, my pickin you don wake?no ohhhh, I dey sleep walk...9. You call ur ex, nd she asked "did u jus call my phone?No ohhh "na ur battery I call... Lol...10. My guy ask me "O boy where u dey?" I tell am say i dey bank, nd him ask me "Wat is happening there?"I go uproot cassava... *Lmfao*11. My neighbour sees me opening the gates to drive out and asks me, U dey comot?Not at all... I be the new gateman...12. I dey watch film… my guy enta come ask me"Guy na film u dey watch?No naa... I dey discuss with Osuofia...13. My guy see me, and he foolishly ask me"guyna you be that?"no ohh... Na my Grand father when him been young. *Lmfao*14. A game freak was passionately tapping his PSP nd his girlfriend asked him, "U dey play game?"Him reply wit anger... No ohhh, I dey practice how 2 press Leg.15. I mistakenly cut my thumb wit razor n my find asks... Y u come cut ursef na? I reply am say"my blood too much, I wan reduce am small..."IDIOT!16. I dey quarrel with my brother one day, him come ask me, "Na me u dey talk to"I say nooo, I dey talk to the spirit of our greatgrand parents.17. I plug my fone charger for socket one idiot asked me u wan charge ur phoneTV ?I tell am no ohhh, I wan charge my mind!ode...18. I was watching football nd a friend came and said "guy u dey watch ball"No ohhh, I won pay their salary...19. U see me dey chop indomie come dey askme,O boy, na indomie u dey chop so?No ohhhh... Na fried rubber band mixed with thread....20. U see say gen dey on nd u still dey ask"una on Gen"?No ohhhh , na Gen on us. As it stands now, abeg i need to ask u one question.No vex abeg nairaland be dis? ?

hopilo:
USEFUL INFORMATION THAT MAY COME HANDY SOMEDAY
5 THINGS YOU PROBABLY NEVER KNEW YOUR MOBILE PHONE COULD DO..
There are a few things that can be done in times o...f grave emergencies. . Your mobile phone can actually be a life saver or an emergency tool for survival. Check out the things that you can do with it:
FIRST: Emergency
The Emergency Number worldwide for Mobile is 112.
If you find yourself out of the coverage area of your mobile; network and there is an emergency,
dial 112 and the mobile will search any existing network to establish the emergency number for you, and interestingly this number 112 can be dialled even if the keypad is locked. Try it out...
SECOND: Have you locked your keys in the car?
Does your car have remote keyless entry? This may come in handy someday.
Good reason to own a cell phone: If you lock your keys in the car and the spare keys are at home, call someone at home on their mobile phone from your cell phone.
Hold your cell phone about a foot from your car door and have the person at your home press the unlock button, holding it near the mobile phone on their end. Your car will unlock.
Saves someone from having to drive your keys to you.
Distance is no object. You could be hundreds of miles away, and if you can reach someone who has the other ' remote ' for your car, you can unlock the doors (or the trunk)...
Editor ' s Note: It works fine! We tried it out and it unlocked our car over a mobile phone! '
THIRD: Hidden Battery Power
Imagine your mobile battery is very low. To activate, press the keys *3370#
Your mobile will restart with this reserve and the instrument will show a 50% increase in battery.
This reserve will get charged when you charge your mobile next time.
FOURTH: How to disable a STOLEN mobile phone?
To check your Mobile phone ' s serial number, key in the following digits on your phone: * # 0 6 #
A 15 digit code will appear on the screen. This number is unique to your handset..
Write it down and keep it somewhere safe. When your phone get stolen, you can phone your service provider and give them this code. They will then be able to block your handset so even if the thief changes the SIM card, your phone will be totally useless.
You probably won ' t get your phone back, but at least you know that whoever stole it can ' t use/sell it either. If everybody does this, there would be no point in people stealing mobile phones.
FIFTH : ATM - PIN Number Reversal - Good to Know
If you should ever be forced by a robber to withdraw money from an ATM machine, you can
notify the police by entering your PIN # in reverse. For example, if your pin number is 1234,
then you would put in 4321.
The ATM system recognizes that your PIN number is backwards from the ATM card you placed in the machine. The machine will still give you the money you requested, but unknown to the robber, the police will be immediately dispatched to the location.
This information was recently broadcast on CTV by Crime Stoppers however it is seldom used because people just don ' t know about it...... Please pass this along to everyone.
This is the kind of information people don ' t mind receiving, so pass it on to your family and friends.

Ifeanyi4491:
Anyone

cowleg:
See what my girl friend told me in a chat at whatsapp a couple of minutes ago. She is a born again christian but i explore her other side and found out she is Hot most time. But she no gree give me kpomo but we kiss and romance. What do you think guys?

elijah2u:
Ever since I bought my phone I have not seen the function of the marked area on my phone I thought it should blink light but it does not

DatBossAssChick:
My goodness! Some people have no fear of God. A couple was caught at Ebeano supermarket in Lekki yesterday evening May 16th, using fake pregnancy to induce sympathy and make shoppers part with their hard earned money.

They were caught after they approached a man and asked him for money, telling him they had no dime on them. The man saw a female friend at the supermarket and told her he wasn't convinced the woman was pregnant with the way she looked. He asked his friend to use her feminine eye to look at the supposed pregnant. Continue to read the rest of the story...


The couple were then asked to take as much foodstuff they wanted from the supermarket. The man's female friend then tried to feel the woman's stomach and the woman immediately jumpd. So she took the 'pregnant' woman to a corner and asked her if she was really pregnant and she said yes. Not convinced, the lady asked if she could feel the stomach and the woman panicked. But the lady managed to feel it and it was all cloth and she alerted her male friend. The woman was then forced to show the fake bump.

A crowd gathered and not surprisingly, quite a number of them said they had given the couple money at one point or the other. They were later handed over to the police. Photos below.. 

 http://lindaikeji..com/2015/05/photos-woman-pretending-to-be-pregnant.html?m=1

Pinkiedearie:
Here to read comments...*spreads mat


*first to commentus!!..
Runz in ma blawd

EbolaParasite:
I am not Atheist. Even if I am SO FORRK what. Anything wrong with having an opinion? Please explain why a plane filled with school children and a PASTOR (female) crashed in Nigeria. Are you saying they didn't pray? God gave you a brain. USE it. If the planes engine shuts down and the plane is in a free fall, how will prayer prevent it from crashing?

EbolaParasite:
Hogwash. You mean no one prayed in all the airplane crashes we've had during our lifetime? Is this guy more important than anyone else?
IF the plane will crash, it will crash. No amount of prayer will prevent it from crashing. Didn't a plane carrying a pastor and school children crash in Nigeria? Did the "children" and Pastor deserve to die? IF a malfunction occurs, the laws of physics will determine whether the plane will crash. Finito

EbolaParasite:
If turbulence and/or a malfunction occurs and the plane crashes, he will probably be the first to die. You can pray while being strapped to your seat.

temitemi1:
The iphone4 Daimond Rose Edition, made with flawless diamonds! The band is adorned with 100 carats diamonds, and the Apple logo is formed with 53 more diamonds! The back section is made from rose gold and the home button features a rare 7.4-carat pink diamond. It costs a whooping $8million!!!

Would you go for this luxury piece if you could afford it?
http://635.gtbank.com/2015/05/the-worlds-10-most-expensive-mobile-phones/