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The way the names in calabar are pronounced sounds funny. Some of them sounds like a question, or a sentence. And they are mostly in past tense.

Examples.

Utuk Ekeatte - Who took Ekeatte
Ufot Samuel - Who fought Samuel
Idongesit Ikoi - I don get sit ikoi
Ubong Affiong - who born affiong
Usang Abang - Who sang Abang
Ikot Abasi - He caught Abasi.
Isang Isong - He sang his song
Idaresit Darren - I dare sit therein
Itodo - Otondo �

I'm not really hunderstanding ���
Nigerians and Crossiverians.

The way the names in calabar are pronounced sounds funny. Some of them sounds like a question, or a sentence. And they are mostly in past tense.

Examples.

Utuk Ekeatte - Who took Ekeatte
Ufot Samuel - Who fought Samuel
Idongesit Ikoi - I don get sit ikoi
Ubong Affiong - who born affiong
Usang Abang - Who sang Abang
Ikot Abasi - He caught Abasi.
Isang Isong - He sang his song
Idaresit Darren - I dare sit therein
Itodo - Otondo �

I'm not really hunderstanding ���
Nigerians and Crossiverians.

A 70 year old man went for a Sperm Test. The Doctor gave him a bottle to collect sperm. The next day, the man came with the empty bottle & said he tried with his left hand then right hand. Then his wife tried with her left hand & right hand. Then his daughter-in-law tried with both hands & mouth. Then the neighbor's wife & daughter tried the same way..but could not open the damn bottle.

A 70 year old man went for a Sperm Test. The Doctor gave him a bottle to collect sperm. The next day, the man came with the empty bottle & said he tried with his left hand then right hand. Then his wife tried with her left hand & right hand. Then his daughter-in-law tried with both hands & mouth. Then the neighbor's wife & daughter tried the same way..but could not open the damn bottle.��

A 70 year old man went for a Sperm Test. The Doctor gave him a bottle to collect sperm. The next day, the man came with the empty bottle & said he tried with his left hand then right hand. Then his wife tried with her left hand & right hand. Then his daughter-in-law tried with both hands & mouth. Then the neighbor's wife & daughter tried the same way..but could not open the damn bottle.��

Not eating atall

How much...mk i first check my account balance

Rot in jail

Retard

Seen

Seen

Must read..... When I begin to churn out appropriate adjectives that qualifies this government of catastrophe and its team of misfit ministers, some cracked-brains will start getting jittery and antsy and taking it personal without properly assessing the level of decay of governance in the polity simply because they lack prerequisite understanding and are infused with the blood of incoherent and illogical extremism which fuels the flames of division and holds no good for the collective good.

Therefore they employ such words as 'half baked graduates' and other misapplied and ill thought definiens that are used to describe themselves not me.

For I'm not confounded in such deep gloom of societal misunderstanding and political witlessness and senselessness. Therefore to avoid being derailed by unfit and moronic elements, unnecessary focus must be removed from the circle of disillusioned detractors and placed more with vigor and intensity on the failings of governance and government by enumerating and highlighting flaws and failures in such stern and open manner so that the hurt is well described in order to orchestrate an appropriate solution and broaden the understanding of others.

Or how do we describe a situation where a president went on an indefinite medical vacation which is not covered or provided for anywhere in our law books?

Fifty days and now twenty eight days with no word, no action, not even a word of sympathy for those whose families continue to bear the brunt of political and religious wickedness through obnoxious and outrageous policies of vendetta and ethnic hegemony and cleansing.

Or how can it be further defined the imprisonment without proper trial some key figures of perceived opposition like El Zakzaky, Olisa Metuh, Ifeanyi Ubah, to mention but these few?

Or how can it be described the mischievous and ludicrous arrogation of strange powers by the DSS unto itself in order to continue to flout court orders and incarcerate members of the opposition whose sole crime is going about their lawful duties and expressing their rights to freedom of speech and association as enshrined in our constitution?

Or how do we explain the continuous and institutionalized tale of lies by a government and his ministers and media aides who deserve to be nowhere but seeking psychotic and psychiatric attention?

Or who do we owe our allegiance as individuals and groups? To a few powerful but evil forces running our country aground or the nation as a whole for the common good of mankind and the reconstruction and embracing of the forces of good and justice, equity and fair play in the light of true democracy?

Or how do we approach the continuous killing of the minority tribes and innocent people and harmless citizens without defence in the spirit of hatred, dislike and discord?

Or how do we tell the world and explain to the younger generations the canonization of thieves and ascription of sainthood to plunderers, spoilers, looters and predators of our commonwealth on the ill thought, ill mannered and ill conceived insanity and irrationality of political alignment and religious and sentimental identicalness?

Or how can it be explained that midway into the year, Nigeria as a nation does not have a working budget yet given its already precarious and threatening state of social upheaval and politico-economic trauma?

Now, how would you analyze a national debt of about nineteen trillion in just two years of coming into power where many states are borrowing far beyond their means to pay back and thereby mortgaging the future of the unborn generation?

#Gabe Inisor.

Must read..... When I begin to churn out appropriate adjectives that qualifies this government of catastrophe and its team of misfit ministers, some cracked-brains will start getting jittery and antsy and taking it personal without properly assessing the level of decay of governance in the polity simply because they lack prerequisite understanding and are infused with the blood of incoherent and illogical extremism which fuels the flames of division and holds no good for the collective good.

Therefore they employ such words as 'half baked graduates' and other misapplied and ill thought definiens that are used to describe themselves not me.

For I'm not confounded in such deep gloom of societal misunderstanding and political witlessness and senselessness. Therefore to avoid being derailed by unfit and moronic elements, unnecessary focus must be removed from the circle of disillusioned detractors and placed more with vigor and intensity on the failings of governance and government by enumerating and highlighting flaws and failures in such stern and open manner so that the hurt is well described in order to orchestrate an appropriate solution and broaden the understanding of others.

Or how do we describe a situation where a president went on an indefinite medical vacation which is not covered or provided for anywhere in our law books?

Fifty days and now twenty eight days with no word, no action, not even a word of sympathy for those whose families continue to bear the brunt of political and religious wickedness through obnoxious and outrageous policies of vendetta and ethnic hegemony and cleansing.

Or how can it be further defined the imprisonment without proper trial some key figures of perceived opposition like El Zakzaky, Olisa Metuh, Ifeanyi Ubah, to mention but these few?

Or how can it be described the mischievous and ludicrous arrogation of strange powers by the DSS unto itself in order to continue to flout court orders and incarcerate members of the opposition whose sole crime is going about their lawful duties and expressing their rights to freedom of speech and association as enshrined in our constitution?

Or how do we explain the continuous and institutionalized tale of lies by a government and his ministers and media aides who deserve to be nowhere but seeking psychotic and psychiatric attention?

Or who do we owe our allegiance as individuals and groups? To a few powerful but evil forces running our country aground or the nation as a whole for the common good of mankind and the reconstruction and embracing of the forces of good and justice, equity and fair play in the light of true democracy?

Or how do we approach the continuous killing of the minority tribes and innocent people and harmless citizens without defence in the spirit of hatred, dislike and discord?

Or how do we tell the world and explain to the younger generations the canonization of thieves and ascription of sainthood to plunderers, spoilers, looters and predators of our commonwealth on the ill thought, ill mannered and ill conceived insanity and irrationality of political alignment and religious and sentimental identicalness?

Or how can it be explained that midway into the year, Nigeria as a nation does not have a working budget yet given its already precarious and threatening state of social upheaval and politico-economic trauma?

Now, how would you analyze a national debt of about nineteen trillion in just two years of coming into power where many states are borrowing far beyond their means to pay back and thereby mortgaging the future of the unborn generation?

#Gabe Inisor.

NwaObinkita:
20 year old indeed.


I pray they tell him he has Rheumatism, Arthritis, Syphilis, Cardio Myopathy and Hepatitis B and send him back to Enugu.

Nigerian cheat...just like Victor Moses.

Stop d beef bro....kpomo is better

Rip to d dead

Na who d shoes epp
Dont knw whts really wrong with our celebs,is she trying to oppress her followers?

Smellymouth:
Where your wife bedroom wan dey before ?

Na my house?

He was just been specific,cz he knew his wife has another bedroom outside his house......lol

Adonbelivit

pearly1:
sorry,he is not Ibo .

(igbo as in hemp)

God bless u ma

Rip to d dead

Amoyinoluwa24:
Mistakes are inevitable **His

Or mistakes are invegetable

Video of her confessing or adonbelivit...bloggers!

[quote author=hfemini post=55331748][/quote]Scam alert

and Don jazzy go start to dey claim 34 year old...Bros u can lie for Africa oooo...Happy bydae to ur bro,LLNP,no one Nose tomorrow

jejemanito:
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Before you blame her, put yaself in her shoes boobs

A situation where boobs are so flat one cant tell the difference between your chest and stomach

now she can go ahead to take ampiclox,u know sm ampiclox mistake boobs for boil

jonaifame22:
I hope you won't regret dis later, having a girlfriend dis days is not that easy, a bird at hand is worth two In the bush.

or a breast in the mouth is better than 2 in d bra

i didnt they when the food don done