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Re: Made In Nigeria, English by WildChild00(m): 7:41pm On Jul 08, 2013
U mean say na brazil win dis cup na lie na arrangee things....

Nor come put sandsa for my garri oh
Re: Made In Nigeria, English by DonaldGenes(m): 7:42pm On Jul 08, 2013
HAHAHAHAHAHAH
Re: Made In Nigeria, English by yoged(m): 7:43pm On Jul 08, 2013
1-1 goaless draw ( during football matches).
Re: Made In Nigeria, English by Fhemmmy: 7:43pm On Jul 08, 2013
^^^ The match was decided by "penarity"

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Re: Made In Nigeria, English by WildChild00(m): 7:44pm On Jul 08, 2013
O'boy the yama-yama for Oshodi 2day nor get part 2...
Re: Made In Nigeria, English by Demoladoc: 7:45pm On Jul 08, 2013
Awoof dey run bele ooooooo!!
Re: Made In Nigeria, English by bukatyne(f): 7:47pm On Jul 08, 2013
timpaker: why are you "fearing"?
Oya, if you know you can't fit do what i wanted why did u show?

Ibo

'Prease', i don't 'rike' it!
If yah 'blother' 'rives' in 'sulurele' then he is a biggi boy grin

yoruba
will you come to hour 'hause' and play 'fido' game?
'oney', am ome!

Lol!

Oney, am ome!

All na loff!
Re: Made In Nigeria, English by kingklaus(m): 7:48pm On Jul 08, 2013
Give me 7up, 2 big 1 grin
Re: Made In Nigeria, English by Jxtmayor(m): 7:48pm On Jul 08, 2013
Oboy i neva chew/chow since morning..
Mehn.. Alarm they slam/blow me..
See my chikala..
Gui abeg roger me sky{5o naira} ist..
I pray oh..
If i hear...
I wan knack her kpekus..
Re: Made In Nigeria, English by SHAAWA: 7:48pm On Jul 08, 2013
Na who release this hydrogen bomb?(when someone farted)

open the window and let the atmosphere jump in....(Snr boarding house mistress)

see as crow crow full her face

why u dey chuk eye for my maata

carry ur wahala de go

wahala wear cover shoe

question:bros, how Abuja now? answer: my broda Abuja tie wrapper.

see me see trouble brassier inside breast.

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Re: Made In Nigeria, English by chiberr93(m): 7:49pm On Jul 08, 2013
grin
Re: Made In Nigeria, English by WildChild00(m): 7:55pm On Jul 08, 2013
You be Tafia...
when I cover slap you, u go talk true

why you dey tear eye for me i send you i beg clear, fast fast.
Re: Made In Nigeria, English by killuminati(m): 7:57pm On Jul 08, 2013
GooseBaba:

Hahahaha.... The guy worri...
lol... e show well well, di guy don manya come dey speak panyaun.
Re: Made In Nigeria, English by klinsmann9(m): 7:57pm On Jul 08, 2013
Judinho59: Afraid is Catching me.. cry
hahahahahaha...soo funny
Re: Made In Nigeria, English by Ucheosefoh(m): 7:58pm On Jul 08, 2013
If I desend on u eh na ur body go tell u
Re: Made In Nigeria, English by Ay111(m): 7:58pm On Jul 08, 2013
My name is FILTER, My name is FALL, and Together, we are FEE- SQUARE












NTA Maiduguri
cry

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Re: Made In Nigeria, English by slitetacku(m): 7:59pm On Jul 08, 2013
otutu wil catch u o......
i wan shit
i dey hungry
Re: Made In Nigeria, English by instaforexngr(m): 8:00pm On Jul 08, 2013
Am in the baff room

Funke is my senior sister

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Re: Made In Nigeria, English by korebobo(m): 8:00pm On Jul 08, 2013
I must have seen u before. ur face looks SIMILIAR..instead of familiar
Re: Made In Nigeria, English by BUSHMAN1: 8:01pm On Jul 08, 2013
grin grin grin grin grin ;
laff wan kill me
weting consign you?
na crazy dey woory am
na small pickin dey worry you
i no want wahala oo!
cold dey catch me
Re: Made In Nigeria, English by Nobody: 8:02pm On Jul 08, 2013
una don take una mericine??
Re: Made In Nigeria, English by Nobody: 8:03pm On Jul 08, 2013
I want to buy sentence (celtel)
Re: Made In Nigeria, English by bukatyne(f): 8:05pm On Jul 08, 2013
gluv01:

Change that to proper English. It's difficult. It was on Ay comedy skit and almost all the celebs in attendance failed it except Ebube grin

Let me try: what has happened, has happened I.e. The deed has been done
Re: Made In Nigeria, English by Nobody: 8:08pm On Jul 08, 2013
It's no longer as funny as the ops' own! Pple re mistaking pidgin english for english errors!

a quick few ones!.........
*i stand GIDIDBA for GROUND, make E come, i go show am say KAKI NO BE LETHER! E think say i be lyk those boys WHEY he go dey SHOWCASE with, only ONE BLOW go DELETE 2 teeth comot! YEYE man! E brain no TELL am say i don graduate! See as i dey H so, na that hunger i go u FINSH am na na na! If dey born E PAPA well make e near here first!
Re: Made In Nigeria, English by chinchek: 8:09pm On Jul 08, 2013
My Oga at the TOP wink cheesy grin grin grin
Re: Made In Nigeria, English by WildChild00(m): 8:15pm On Jul 08, 2013
O' bob, see that babe bakassi cheesy cheesy,
See Ikebe lol
abeg go baff you dey smell...

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Re: Made In Nigeria, English by INFO70: 8:20pm On Jul 08, 2013
NEPA has taken light grin
Re: Made In Nigeria, English by Fhemmmy: 8:21pm On Jul 08, 2013
Mama Emeka said i did not "clear" road for her kids . . . cool
Re: Made In Nigeria, English by WildChild00(m): 8:21pm On Jul 08, 2013
Men, Casala dey oh...
Which kind casala be dis...

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Re: Made In Nigeria, English by tompat86(m): 8:26pm On Jul 08, 2013
i didnt dt when d food don done
Re: Made In Nigeria, English by WildChild00(m): 8:29pm On Jul 08, 2013
My fada dey jand...
My guy, you fall my hand....
This guy fashi dat babe....
Re: Made In Nigeria, English by Emma8043(m): 8:30pm On Jul 08, 2013
brokoto: Your brother is leaving you and been going o!cheesy

Where you de go? I de come *while going away* undecided

Who messed here? angry
NA SO MY BROTHER FIRE ON

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