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Celebrities / Re: Pat Attang: The New Booty Queen Of Nollywood Releases New Photos by Tonitelli: 10:26am On Sep 09, 2015
Aminat508:
undecided u see d back view angry grin


haba!!make i turn go backmake your nairaland boyfriends come use machete finish me

abeg o..!!!
cheesy

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Celebrities / Re: Pat Attang: The New Booty Queen Of Nollywood Releases New Photos by Tonitelli: 10:20am On Sep 09, 2015
Aminat508:
Mtcheew, d thing sef no reach mine cheesy

story..if na u dey ur profile pic, e pass ur own well well!
Celebrities / Re: Pat Attang: The New Booty Queen Of Nollywood Releases New Photos by Tonitelli: 10:18am On Sep 09, 2015
pyyxxaro:



Yes na

Even Cossy faffles go bust for there

Oil go splash for all dem devil face and the rest hell fire customers face

grin wink

chai...lwtmb!!

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Politics / Re: The Sad Story Of Marilyn Ogar- The Punch by Tonitelli: 9:58am On Sep 08, 2015
lawan daura...take note...
Politics / Re: Real Reason I Resigned From Gej's Govt As SURE-P Chairman-christopher Kolade by Tonitelli: 10:47pm On Sep 07, 2015
the man left when SURE-P started transforming into a scam in line with Gej's transformation agenda...

wise move...

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Politics / Re: PDP Apologizes To Zakari Biu , Says His Reinstatement Followed Due Process by Tonitelli: 6:10pm On Sep 07, 2015
hmmm...PDP actually apologised...wonders shall never end..

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Politics / Re: Nigeria's Staunch Belief In New President Being Sorely Tested - The Guardian by Tonitelli: 3:36pm On Sep 07, 2015
Guyman02:
While the South is placing their brothers on the platform to be slaughtered under the mantra of fighting corruption the North under Buhari is consolidating power. Even the sacked Policeman Zakari Biu who helped Boko Haram has been reinstated and Marylin Ogar who was the DSS spokesman and exposed boko haram has been fired.
The north has not indicted anyone of their own to be crucified in the media blitz of fighting corruption.

PMB deceived the Yorubas who continue to sing his praise and appointed one of them as his public image maker same way they sing and DOBALE for the Fulani Emir of Ilorin Yorubaland in Kwara State.

zakari biu case was reviewed by the police commission and he was reinstated AND RETIRED..!

maryln ogar was not fired but also RETIRED..!

shut the Bleep up wit ur misinformation...
Politics / Re: Senator Akpabio Speaks From London, Disowns @senakpabio Twitter Handle by Tonitelli: 12:13pm On Sep 07, 2015
MadCow1:
Dear Senator Apkabio,


We Nigerians really don't care that much about you.

Your accident was the result of bad and reckless driving that has become the signature of 99% of our elected and appointed Government officials.

If you had driven like a normal sensible human being, respected the Laws (in this case traffic laws) which you and your fellow senators have been elected to make and just exhibited the type of behavior that is expected of a leader and not a dictator, that accident would never had happened.



Whilst you were immediately flown to the United Kingdom (6 hours away) as a matter of urgency and not to the world class hospital (45 mins away) you supposedly built and commissioned in your home state, We Nigerians noticed that neither the driver of the car you ran into, your driver and your escort were flown abroad to receive the same level of special treatment you were receiving.

I guess your life is more important than that of those other people.



Anyways, I just thought to let you know that we Nigerians really didn't care if you were well, alive or dead. I for one actually wished you lost an arm or a leg or sustained some really serious injury that would have forced the Senate to revisit the road users law and deal with the attitude of Government officials, wealthy Nigerians who purchase police officers as escorts and vehicles with sirens on our roads. Sort of like a Martyr of Nigerian Road User Law.


Thanks..

Madcow.. Mad since 1765



straight up!!!your madness makes beautiful sense!!!

Politics / Re: The Top Secret Documents About Jonathan On Nyako Exposed( Doc Images) by Tonitelli: 6:07pm On Sep 06, 2015
hmm
Nairaland / General / Re: Car Crash: Akpabio Flown Abroad For Treatment by Tonitelli: 9:56am On Sep 02, 2015
Sagamite:
So this fuuktard was blaring siren, jumped a red light and then collided into another car.

And after he is injured, he flies abroad for treatment.

He did not fly back to Uyo o, where he was Governor for 8 years.

He flew in a private jet.

Now cretins like pendusky that worship him and would soon start praying for him because he built a white elephant stadium for billions in their state cannot fly their mother to ordinary Yaounde o.

https://www.nairaland.com/2447566/some-cool-campus-facilities-really/6#35829268

Bloody crook!

Where did he get the money for private jet from?

He only worked for 14 years in the private sector in his life as an employee and after that has been a government official.

They are looting and destroying cretins like pendusky's life, he is busy praying for them.

Pendusky, come and pray!



dont forget to add hinzinwaka or woteva that one's name is...who maintains its the government trying to kill akpabio and the US embassy trying to cover it up....
wonders shall never end..
Politics / Re: Akpabio’s Vehicle Collided With Ours – US Embassy by Tonitelli: 11:24pm On Sep 01, 2015
ba7man:
You have a very adventurous mind.

I just thought that since it's Abuja, a lot of top officials on the road should be expected.

dont mind the guy..i still maintain that he's deluded..the embassy is just around the corner from this junction...the road akpabio was on leads straight from central area/national assembly area to the city gate unto the airport and intersects the route to the embassy at bolingo hotel junction...
thats what u get from watching too many american movies...a hyperactive imagination...

or maybe he's been hired to handle online damage control for akpabio.....
Politics / Re: Akpabio’s Vehicle Collided With Ours – US Embassy by Tonitelli: 11:11pm On Sep 01, 2015
kingreign:

It baffles me... From the picture here, it shows the vehicle was involved in a T bone collision and not a Rear end collision. Its only a high speed T bone collision that will send a G wagon that's armoured (judging from The heavy duty skid plates, heavy duty suspension (in blue colour) to tip over and slide a bit then rest on its side.
That accident is not a rear end collision.

thats what it must have been.A T bone collision.its bolingo junction and its a crossroad junction..the embassy's turnoff is just after the junction..akpabio must have been headed west to east(from central area to the airport), while the embassy vehicle was probably headed towards the embassy turning after the junction(south going north)..
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Abba Moro: Why I Petitioned AGF To Investigate 2015 Immigration Recruitment by Tonitelli: 10:42pm On Sep 01, 2015
hmm
Politics / Re: List Of States That Got Bail-Out Funds To Offset Salary Arrears by Tonitelli: 9:42pm On Sep 01, 2015
PublicAssurance:
[size=15pt]Why isn't Lagos on the list??....when Raji Fashola, SAN (Senior Arm-robber of Nigeria) was busy stealing our money...to build his personal website....Criminals in office[/size]


u should change ur moniker to public nuisance....

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Politics / Re: Akpabio’s Vehicle Collided With Ours – US Embassy by Tonitelli: 6:49pm On Sep 01, 2015
otr1:

Stop your conspiracy theory. Akpabio- a mere minority leader who in his golden days as the chairman, PDP governors forum, couldn't stop GEj's defeat- is no obstacle to anyone at the Federal level.

how he even came up with that angle beats me...whatever is he high on
Politics / Re: Akpabio’s Vehicle Collided With Ours – US Embassy by Tonitelli: 6:44pm On Sep 01, 2015
hinwazaka:

You are putting to the sword, the reputation of all those who had the uphill task of instructing you on the Use of English. I clearly stated: to any one with a measure of intelligence, that the US embassy was trying so hard to COVER UP, the failed attempt on the life of the senate minority leader. They were not privy to the information, at the onset of the plan. But later on, in learning of the folly and the consequence of this unfortunate incident, decided to chip in and save the day. I never insinuated that they planned the attack. Learn to read and comprehend.

at least they instructed me in the evils of getting high and spewing all sorts of garbage and delusions just becos i have access to the internet and can type...and also in the beauty of common sense..

https://www.nairaland.com/2566020/akpabio-hospitalised-abuja-after-own#37525245

thats the first thread from when the accident occurred.from eye witnesses at the accident that even helped your future president of your country...do you even know the junction in abuja where this happened??

the us embassy is trying to cover up a so called attempt on akpabios life..the US embassy,not the police, not the frsc, not the govt of the day, but the us embassy...
why am i even bothering myself??
Politics / Re: Akpabio’s Vehicle Collided With Ours – US Embassy by Tonitelli: 5:20pm On Sep 01, 2015
Forwetinnah:


...and the US embassy vehicle was following closely to "to beat the red light" with Akpabio?? Why?? Their Vehicle crashed into Akpabio's remember?? No one is knocking the head of the US embassy driver

guy..i live in abuja..i know that bolingo junction well..the embassy turning is just after that junction.if only you had read the first thread where eye witnesses to the accident gave their account.akpabio must have been on his way to the airport from central area,and according to the people in a car that barely escaped the first car in his convoy, the embassy vehicle was behind them and they had just been given a green light to move..so akpabios car being the second in the convoy got hit by the 2nd car on the lane that had the green light to move,which is the embassy vehicle..its an intersection, with cars coming from central area to the airport or city gate, cars coming from nnpc station going to area 10, cars coming from area 10 to nnpc station..
dont know if dat made any sense..lol.
Politics / Re: Akpabio’s Vehicle Collided With Ours – US Embassy by Tonitelli: 5:09pm On Sep 01, 2015
hinwazaka:

You probably have a problem with sentence comprehension. I was establishing the fact that the embassy was establishing a cover for an attempt on Akpabio's life, which was planned and executed by elements in the PMB administration. Not that the US planned it. Learn to read and comprehend.


u are the one with comprehension issues soo bad u dont even understand what you wrote twice...here u are still saying the same thing..according to your delusions the embassy is establishing a cover for the attempt on akpabios life...is it dat u dont know what colluding means??so they will just establish cover for this government, just like dat, for the attempt on your future president of the federal republic of nigeria?

u are obviously still very high...

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Politics / Re: Akpabio’s Vehicle Collided With Ours – US Embassy by Tonitelli: 12:00pm On Sep 01, 2015
hinwazaka:
Anyone who believes this damage control piece by the financiers of this despotic government, is high on Paw Paw leaf. This was a irrational, unguided , poorly executed assassination attempt by some insidious elements in this government. It's obvious that Akpabio is the next president, come 2019, hence the reason for this gaffe by this government. The US Democrat party can cover up this goof by their immature crony, but they will not be able to shield them from themselves. This is the return of the days of Sgt. Rogers, period.

so american embassy is colluding with the govt to kill akpabio...

what have you been smoking,hmm??
Politics / Re: A Word On Akpabio's Accident. - By Pius Adesanmi by Tonitelli: 1:06am On Sep 01, 2015
WORD!!!!!

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Politics / Re: Why Electricity Has Remained Stable – FG by Tonitelli: 12:25am On Sep 01, 2015
chudionu58:
Please they know the difference joor! do you think those guys are dunce?? it's a well known fact that nobody steals gas, yet they break ELPS every two weeks since 2013 only to stop immediately after 29/5...

Please note that what Igali said about redoubling was just to please the government of the day otherwise if the "redoubling of efforts" have been soo effective, why then did shell declare a force majeur?.

it is damn obvious that blowing up of gas pipelines was was political sabotage which worked!... but it's a shame you guys bluntly refused to acknowledge GEJs effort in the power sector only to shamelessly start talking of increased megawatts and I ask...."from which power plants"!!!

but bros..na u post article now...and its there that the shell"s EGGC was vandalised cos the vandals tot it was carrying crude..and u are insisting they know the difference..
and brother, its an indictment on GEJ'S govt to have people blowing up pipelines for two years and not be able to do anything abt it..haba!catch one person naa!!even the ones they say they caught, nothing was heard abt the opposition...this is conspiracy theory we still delving in here o..

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Politics / Re: Why Electricity Has Remained Stable – FG by Tonitelli: 11:33pm On Aug 31, 2015
drss:

The question u should ask urself is why has gas pipeline vandalism stopped and crude oil pipeline vandalization continue Just recently crude oil pipelines feeding warri refinery were vandalised the whole plant was shut down. Why will any body vandalise gas lines in the first place if not for sabotage?


bros...did you read the part in the report where the secretary said the government has redoubled the conscious level of engagement where these gas pipelines pass tru?

http://www.thisdaylive.com/articles/shell-declares-force-majeure-on-bonny-light-exports/218723/

and the above link posted by the guy above me just goes on to give credence to my belief that them vandals dont know the difference...and as u will see from there, gas pipelines are still being affected..
the pipelines mentioned there are still the same mentioned by the former minister in that earlier report..

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Politics / Re: Why Electricity Has Remained Stable – FG by Tonitelli: 11:14pm On Aug 31, 2015
drss:

Mere water pipelines are being vandalised daily talkmore of crude oil pipeline vandalism. At least we can understand the economic benefits of water pipes and crude oil pipe vandalism. But gas vandalization is very strange becos there's no economic benefit to gas pipeline vandalism.
Do you know gas pipelines span thousands of km? It will be very difficult to police the whole span of areas that are host to gas pipelines.


and crude oil pipelines donthow does a vandal differentiate between the two??whats to say the vandal wasnt after crudeoil??

the same difficulties experienced policing the gas pipelines applied to the crudeoil pipelines..if you could pay millions to tompolo and co to take care of the crudeoil pipelines, u should have extended it to the gas pipelines...

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Politics / Re: Why Electricity Has Remained Stable – FG by Tonitelli: 11:08pm On Aug 31, 2015
IsraeliAIRFORCE:


Gas pipelines are different from petroleum products pipelines.

Gas pipelines vandals gain nothing except payment from their sponsors while,

Crude Oil products Vandals make millions selling their stolen products.

Your logic is not applicable.


Her logic seems pretty applicable to me..you later on posted a report from the former minister, and what was there was transniger CRUDE OIL pipeline,transforcados CRUDE OIL PIPELINE,and excravos lagos pipeline affecting power supply.
tell me how vandals are supposed to differentiate between the gas and crude oil pipelines as obiagelli rightly said...

you havent even put up anything to show that the pipelines arent the same GEJ was paying millions to ex miliitants to safeguard..are you saying the government was paying for the safeguarding of crude oil pipelines, but didnt see that of the gas pipelines as important?

and somewhere in that report we saw that some vandals were arrested..if they had anything to do with the opposition at the time, why was it never proven in court?

instead you are here propagating insincerenigerian's cock and bull theory that he has been spewing since the 19th century...


as far as this improvement in power is concerned, i stand with obiagelli..lets see as goes...
but it still doesnt change the fact that GEJ government can blame nobody else for their incompetence in these matters but themselves..all this crap abt APC being the ones blowing up the pipelines and yet u never caught anyone tied to them...and u say you are the government in power..
abeg make una allow us hear word..

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Politics / Re: Why Electricity Has Remained Stable – FG by Tonitelli: 10:40pm On Aug 31, 2015
Obiagelli:

Or maybe the pipeline protection is no longer in the hands of vandals.


THERE YOU GO!!!!!!
Celebrities / Re: Don Jazzy shares some beautiful pic of Mavins Crew on the move to Dubai by Tonitelli: 7:37pm On Aug 31, 2015
colossus2:

Bros

nairaland no go kill me wit laff!!!!

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Politics / Re: Hameed Ibrahim Ali: 7 Things You Should Know About The New Customs Boss by Tonitelli: 7:55pm On Aug 27, 2015
Bose253:

I'm telling you. Even some of us Yorubas are beginning to regret voting for Buhari. His government is meant for the northerners and old folks. sad

you are not yoruba...

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Politics / Re: Jonathan’s Govt Was Terrible In Rescuing Chibok Girls – Ezekwesili by Tonitelli: 6:43pm On Aug 27, 2015
welldone Oby....!
Politics / Re: My Take On Biafra As An Igbo Man Born In Lagos And Married To A Lovely Osun Lady by Tonitelli: 6:31pm On Aug 27, 2015
onenaira3:
I wanted to reply to you even an extent applaud you but the fact you married an osun woman. I no support you. You couldn't find an igbo woman anywhere for you to marry? Mschewew. I

idiot.....he married his choice...go and die!

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Politics / Re: ‘why Construction Of Second Niger Bridge May Be Put On Hold For Now’ by Tonitelli: 2:25pm On Aug 27, 2015
this is painful......like someone earlier said, there was a time when we used to summarise from comprehension in secondary schools..i have read what the op posted here, and i am yet to see where the govt said the project would be suspended..this agency is one of the many agencies involved in this project, and they have aired their misgivings abt it..but they also went on to say talks are with the ministry of works to resolve issues..it can be inferred that the guy was been pushed for a completion date, and he advocated patience...
why do we always look for reasons to heat up the polity??
even insincerenigerian that i tot had small sense albeit misguided is talking crap..anyways its expected, since he's lost his job with gej's loss..

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