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Politics / Re: Who Killed Funmilayo Ransome-kuti (Fela's Mother)? by Tonitelli: 2:16pm On Aug 24, 2012 |
BizBooks: Bro....how can u even surmise that a 70yr old woman would have no trouble surviving being thrown of the second floor of a buildingna Olympicsshe didn't decide she wanted to test the limits of her body by herself by jumping o....she was thrown off!!!by soldiers for that matter....do u think she was ushered off the building Nothing justifies pushing a 70yr old woman down, talk less of throwing her off a building.we don't even know what the state of her health was before the incident, but we all have, or had old people in our lives and know that at 70, it ain't easy...and this ur talk abt second floor being known as first storey doesn't tally o...are u saying they didn't know the difference between ground floor, first floor and second?? And have u seen fela's house??i believe it's more than a storey high.. A 70 yr old woman is thrown off the second floor of a building??and she survivednaaaaa...she just ain't certified dead yet... 1 Like |
Politics / Re: Who Killed Funmilayo Ransome-kuti (Fela's Mother)? by Tonitelli: 2:15pm On Aug 24, 2012 |
BizBooks: Bro....how can u even surmise that a 70yr old woman would have no trouble surviving being thrown of the second floor of a buildingna Olympicsshe didn't decide she wanted to test the limits of her body by herself by jumping o....she was thrown off!!!by soldiers for that matter....do u think she was ushered off the building Nothing justifies pushing a 70yr old woman down, talk less of throwing her off a building.we don't even know what the state of her health was before the incident, but we all have, or had old people in our lives and know that at 70, it ain't easy...and this ur talk abt second floor being known as first storey doesn't tally o...are u saying they didn't know the difference between ground floor, first floor and second?? And have u seen fela's house??i believe it's more than a storey high.. A 70 yr old woman is thrown off the second floor of a building??and she survivednaaaaa...she just ain't certified dead yet... 3 Likes |
Business / Re: CBN To Introduce N5,000 Note by Tonitelli: 10:39pm On Aug 23, 2012 |
Sisi_Kill: Oh this just reminded me of the LITTLE RED RIDING HOOD Story.Caps my dear....caps..not pants....we've progressed... |
Politics / Re: New-List Of President Goodluck Jonathan's Achievements by Tonitelli: 10:31pm On Aug 23, 2012 |
Mallamabdul:Bros...she wants to know where u got ur figures from....just tell her...abi |
Politics / Re: New-List Of President Goodluck Jonathan's Achievements by Tonitelli: 10:28pm On Aug 23, 2012 |
Billyonaire: Which Nigerian money and what is Okupes ?Bros..no dey form like say u no know una newest striker for this season.....dat na wash...!!! |
Politics / Re: New-List Of President Goodluck Jonathan's Achievements by Tonitelli: 9:28pm On Aug 23, 2012 |
Billyonaire: Are you still using Laptop ? Jeeeez...guy you need to upgrade. We are on tablets......Kai!!na wa o!!!dem don use naija moni upgrade 40 laptop bandits to 58 tablet okupes o!!!! |
Literature / Re: From PHCN, With Love…… by Tonitelli: 5:10pm On Aug 23, 2012 |
uberino: SSCCCHIIIAAAAIIIINNNNNGGGGG!!!!!!I agree!!! Thanks for making me laugh ,OP....hilarious piece!!well done.... by the way, those of u talkin abt grammatical errors should go and rest, abeg...una be im English lecturer??see wahala o!!! |
Politics / Re: New-List Of President Goodluck Jonathan's Achievements by Tonitelli: 4:56pm On Aug 23, 2012 |
I have nothing against GEJ,before I get attacked by the 40 laptop bandits.....but those of you talking abt power improvement,don't you think we should wait till the dry season before listing it as an achievementabi..how many times have we seen such improvement during the raining season when there's greater volume of water at the dams..only to hear stories when the dry season sets in?? My one kobo's worth.... |
Jokes Etc / Re: Locked Car And Age Riddles: Can You Solve It? by Tonitelli: 11:28pm On Aug 17, 2012 |
Whisper..:Kai!!nairaland no go kill me wit laff!!!u want make dem form presidential committee again for this matter?? |
Politics / Re: LASTMA Official Dies Chasing After A Vehicle by Tonitelli: 10:08am On Jul 19, 2012 |
Gen. Orumov: EyesWideOpen: That headline is grossly misleading! leunamme93:The same story at the tail end says he was trying to enter the vehicle and was crushed...make una try read reach the end naa..... 2 Likes |
Business / Re: I Have Been Scammed! Read Fast!!!! by Tonitelli: 4:05pm On Jul 11, 2012 |
Why una no even think am say which NIGERIAN in his right senses will see an opportunity that allows him to invest 1700 and reap 14000 daily,will then go ahead and jump online to announce it to the whole world??he will even have issues telling any member of his family sef...so instead of quietly sitting down and collecting his 14000 daily he is willing to advertise 10 slots at 1700 each, amounting to 17000....3k more than wht he makes daily...in order to do what??cos he enjoys competition abi And u fell for that......na wa o..we don dey turn mumu for this country small small... 5 Likes |
Politics / Re: Lawan Lied, He Never Gave Me Money - Hon. Jagaba Told Task Force by Tonitelli: 3:53pm On Jul 11, 2012 |
Ileke....u need to really stop this...it's beginning to look like this ur love for fine face Farouk is more serious than u joked..even in the face of all sorts of evidence u are insistent on calling a spade a pen.....it baffles me, honestly.. U said jagaba didn't come out on time....how does this change his evidence that he has maintained ,both then and now,abt ur boyfriend not giving him any money??then u went abt saying the audio and video tapes didn't exist...even after otedola's lawyer had come out hours after to debunk what the house of rep member said, and to clarify that it wasn't abt the existence of the tapes,but on how it made its way to the press.. Now u are on again abt authenticity of the same tapes u have been trying to prove to us don't exist....babe...na wa for u o.. U are beginning to sound like Farouk himself......"I never collected bribe.....it was a caricature of me....I collected the money cos I wanted to expose otedola...I gave it to jagaba...I collected money, not bribe..."etc... Why hasn't the fact that Farouk has not said anything so far that has tallied, mean anything to you?? |
Politics / Re: Lawan Lied, He Never Gave Me Money - Hon. Jagaba Told Task Force by Tonitelli: 12:45pm On Jul 11, 2012 |
Ileke-IdI: Ileke-IdI:Ileke |
Politics / Re: Is Vulcan Energy LLC Really Going To Build Six New Oil Refineries? by Tonitelli: 12:25pm On Jul 11, 2012 |
And so beaf and the 40 laptop bandits e.g dedeike and wesley80 ....retreat to restrategise.....and fight anoda day.....or anoda thread......as the case may be.... |
NYSC / Re: FG Overrules NYSC On Posting To Troubled States by Tonitelli: 11:02am On Jul 11, 2012 |
The kind of people GEJ gives responsibilities......please, what kind of reasoning is this??how can you compare corpers to soldiers that went to the war front with weaponshow can one being born in a troubled region be equated to 'sacrifice to the nation'?did it occur to this cattle rearer that if these people born in such areas had the opportunity to leave, they would?what madness is this |
Fashion / Re: Butt & Hips Enhancing Drugs: Will You Go For It? by Tonitelli: 7:07pm On Jul 10, 2012 |
^^^^and the thread goes silent..lol! |
Politics / Re: I Have Video Evidence Of Lawan Collecting Bribe - Otedola Insists by Tonitelli: 11:24am On Jul 10, 2012 |
Okija_juju:as far as I am concerned, Farouk never score...u guys should stop ascribing any goal to Farouk....his goal has been ruled an offside goal..lol....it's still advantage otedola.... 1 Like |
Politics / Re: I Have Video Evidence Of Lawan Collecting Bribe - Otedola Insists by Tonitelli: 11:19am On Jul 10, 2012 |
D'Soj:Bros..is this all u have to say??if I remember well u were laughing seriously when the oda post came out sayin otedola didn't have video evidence..and sayin that we Nigerians were carried away by sensationalism...well..it's good to know dat u are a Nigerian also..lol If u had even settled down to read what the committee member said, it was on how the tapes,whether audio or video,got to the media...not on whether he had it or not.its possible that the house member's intention was to decieve Nigerians tho..with the help of the media....cos I don't know how someone sayin he didn't give something to anoda now translates to the person sayin he doesn't have it at all! Wht did he expect otedola to say?that he gave the tapes to the media?so that they will find a way to turn tables on his head? |
NYSC / Re: NYSC Posting: FG Insists On North Deployment by Tonitelli: 1:17am On Jul 07, 2012 |
Johndoe100: I have been reading your posts and I must say you are intellectually challenged. You seem to lack the ability to reason like someone who has been through the educational process. It may be that you went to one of these "computer colleges" at the corner of your street, but even then bro you daft sha.Ahhhh...I was wondering whether u worms would have the courage to come out of the woodwork to defend the govt on this.....I guess I should have known that worms will be worms....at least u have to justify ur place and salary on one of them computers el rufai spoke abt....we understand... Let ME help u out.......if these areas were under their control as u so state,the chief security officer of the country shouldn't have issues going there, should he?cos only someone thinkin like a bricklayer would not know that this is a pretty effective way of telling people that u are in control and ur govt funded and organized activities can go on as planned... |
Jokes Etc / Re: Breaking News Another Plane Crash! by Tonitelli: 1:55pm On Jul 04, 2012 |
You need Jesus .... |
Politics / Re: Otedola Is Silly & Misguided For Not Talking To House Committee – Committee by Tonitelli: 1:39pm On Jul 04, 2012 |
So all this talk abt otedola insulting them was just because he didn't say anything but was laughing 1 Like |
Politics / Re: Otedola Wants Public Hearing With Reps by Tonitelli: 1:30am On Jul 04, 2012 |
Boboribo:Bros..order his arrest for refusing to honor the summons of the house of rep??or for honoring, but saying he would give his own side of the story in public??which was wat the house of reps promised us in the first place??i don't understand this your arrest o!!!! 1 Like |
Politics / Re: Otedola Wants Public Hearing With Reps by Tonitelli: 1:04am On Jul 04, 2012 |
D'Soj:Bros....no vex..but let's try to be rational here now...not everyone has taken sides here to the best of our knowledge...otedola or Farouk, we know say dem get am for body..all we're saying is there should be transparency in the way this stuff is to be handled..naija don tire for hidden stuff..let everything be out in the open....u have people here supporting otedola's demand for a public hearing!and we Nigerians deserve it.this is a house of reps dat had said this hearing would be public,then they throw out the media when Farouk came in, wit the silly excuse that they didn't want to compromise the other witnesses or some crap or the other....u cannot blame otedola for playing to the public gallery..it's what the reps had the chance to do but since they probably chopped the money together they dare not!pls read otedola's statement again...d guy make sense naa....u did all the so called Farouk hearings in public, why go closed door now ?? Did u watch the news??these so called committee members were insulting otedola just because he said he wanted to do this in public..calling him stupid and saying things like otedola insulted them cos he said he wasn't going to talk...do they sound like people that will give an unbiased view of this matter? And finally,bros........armed robber dey house, catch anoda robber...u say becos the first one na thief make we no call the other one thief yet..how now??catch otedola first and see if he won't be called one...as for now, it's Farouk dat has questions to answer.... U can't have him give these many different stories abt his role in all this and still come out tops...from caricature to agreeing that it was him but that he was going to expose otedola ...to saying he gave the money to a colleague who promptly denied him to saying that he collected money not bribe(by the way, dem put gun for him head give am the money?)........... By the way, let's not forget that he did what he was paid to do, whether he was approached to or he did the approaching...have u forgotten dat part bros?? 1 Like |
Politics / Re: Faroukgate: Should Otedola Appear Before House Of Reps? by Tonitelli: 3:19am On Jul 02, 2012 |
D'Soj:Bros..looks like u are the one with intention to mislead people here....U have drawn our attention to 'any person', but left out the oda part..pls tell us if otedola or his company fall into the category of 'charged with authority for executing laws and.....disbursing and administering money bla bla bla'....or is it cos he gave money to Farouk that has made him or his company a govt agency?? |
Politics / Re: Oba Of Benin To GEJ: Oshiomhole Is Benin's Candidate by Tonitelli: 3:03pm On Jul 01, 2012 |
To those of you here wailing that the Oba shouldn't involve himself in politics just becos he had earlier endorsed oshiomole,would you be honestly saying the same assuming he had received the PDP delegation??if he had sat on his throne and allowed the PDP delegation come dancing before him??would you?? If I may ask, what was mr president doing there with the PDP delegation if it wasn't to solicit the Oba's support??someone on this thread has given us so many examples of Parties (PDP in particular) going to visit traditional rulers in other to get their support, and none of u had anything to say abt that..instead all I was reading was 'don't derail the thread'!!!wetin!!!what is good for the goose is good for the gander now!! If our president had wanted to pay a courtesy call as the president of our people, he should have gone there alone.since he decided to play politics with the destiny of Edo people, the Oba put him in check.he should be glad that the Oba respected his office and still recieved him alone. Abeg make we hear word...! |
Politics / Re: Faroukgate: Police Uncover Fresh $10m Bribe by Tonitelli: 12:05pm On Jun 30, 2012 |
Ileke-IdI:Are u aware that the so called person your fine boy said he had handed the money over to has denied emphatically recieving any money from Farouk for any purpose whatsoever??the way u keep playing advocate for this crook cos he has a fine face even in the light of so much damning evidence is suspect o...armed robbers dey get plenty fine boys among dem o!!na wa for u!!! |
Politics / Re: Faroukgate: Police Uncover Fresh $10m Bribe by Tonitelli: 11:58am On Jun 30, 2012 |
lanre_front: @Beaf = Dedeike = Billionyare = Reno Omokri + numerous unknown ids,WORD!!!u have spoken well !!! |
Crime / Re: US Mother & Daughter Accused Of Nigerian Internet Dating Scam by Tonitelli: 11:58am On Jun 25, 2012 |
colly227: lomzy1: The way some Nigerians reason is enuff for u to know say God na God!!here u are readin a report that these ladies are part of a Nigerian Internet dating scam...reading that they wired the money to their Nigerian associates....in Nigeria...and it's not enuff for u to know that Nigerians are involved abi??this is a serious case of "this looks like sh&t..lemme smell it....it smells like sh&t...lemme taste it...hmm..it tastes like sh&t....it is sh&t!!!!!thank God I didn't step on it!!" Roflmao!!! |
Career / Re: The Top 10 Best Companies To Work For In Nigeria by Tonitelli: 10:53pm On Jun 24, 2012 |
1.NASS-house of rep subcommittee on subsidy 2. NASS 3. NNPC 4.media assistant on Internet matters to GEJ..(ask beaf..) 1 Like |
Politics / Re: I Didn’t Abandon My Responsibility - Jonathan by Tonitelli: 11:55am On Jun 22, 2012 |
amaba: Please lets stop this GEJ accusations and insults. afterall, the late president ruled this country on a sick bed in a state of coma outside nigeria 4 2months. Did heaven fall?Dat he did it ,doesn't make it right...and doesn't mean we should condone such. |
Crime / Re: Igbinedion University Student Stabs Roomate Over Blouse. by Tonitelli: 3:52pm On Jun 08, 2012 |
conserved: Hope don over watch SPARTACUS...Nairaland no go use laugh kill me!! 1 Like |
Education / Re: I Almost Died When Jonathan Renamed Unilag – Former Unilag Vc Ibidapo-obe by Tonitelli: 1:53pm On Jun 08, 2012 |
@solomon111..forgive me,but I do not understand why u would call a persons post a load of bullshit, and call odas nitwits,just for pointing out that u don't put the cart before the horse..u are here tellin us it was a 'preposition' by Jonathan...what the beep does dat mean? I don't care much for all this talk abt unilateral being a brand,but the fact still remains that a mistake was made in the renaming..he should have consulted,sent it to the national assembly etc before getting up on national television to talk..I am not a jona-hater,I just believe he's surrounded by incompetent people who are supposed to help him think..it's unfortunate that he surrounded himself with these crappy people,but the buck lies on his table cos the power to send dem packin is still his...hence when he does something the wrong way,he receives knocks..cos when he does something good,the praise is solely his! So please call a spade a spade...anyone can make a mistake..but please let's not fold our arms and say it wasn't cos it's the president. |
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