My unending pain from this crap is it will not stop the useless prepaid meters and phcn from collecting their over 700 naira service charge per month at 24naira daily...before this stewpid announcement my home has experienced a total combination of 6hrs light in over a week.what do they care?im surprised they are even telling us...when money dey enter steady daily?..
Fcuktards..!

You have to be kidding me!!laugh no go kill me for this country!!

mr onome...
i just got a message from dstv increasing my subscription.i don tire.enuff is enuff.
if u check there was a topic about it earlier on today.i got a link to this thread from there.i cannot believe i have been punishing myself for so long.
please....i saw the prices of your hd machines..are they decoders?and i read that some use sim cards..some others dongles..i'm confused about this..
what i want to know is...if i buy one of your hd machines, like the hd2020,what will i stand to benefit...
secondly, please,how do i order??i dont want one agent that will chop my money o..so please tell me the best way i can go about this..can i call any of the numbers to speak to you?
best regards.

https://www.nairaland.com/1461422/skydive-celebrate-nigeria#18498843......there you go!!!!
make that parachute no mess up o!!!!

For Nigerianaaaaaaa!!!!!For the challenge and exhilaration of itdefinitely!!!!if this is really going to happen please I WANT IN!!!!!!
By the way, havent i seen a thread to this effect sometime ago?!!

Billyonaire: Wizkid has made more money than Lagbaja will ever make. I guess Lagbaja's music is not selling that he has time to nag online.

Stfu mumu!!!the guy has nagged out more sense than you ever have in your miserable life of existence on nairaland and beyond!!!we are here talking abt issues of importance you are comparing record sales......following wizkid at your age..u need deliverance!!!ode!!!

Kai!!!!we be mumu for this country!!!!**covers head in shame and makes for the nearest toilet****

stillwater: Mr Yerima at 12 I lived in a town where me and my peers were in school creating a future for ourselves. One or two may have fallen off by the way side because of demented men like yourself who do not have the moral calibre and fibre of letting the girl child have peace of mind, but instead you and your ilk pester, harass and finally molest the girl child and steal and kill her childhood. That is not a reason to say the girl child is sexually active in your town.

If young girls populate the streets at night Mr Yerima, marriage is NOT the answer to put an end to this. The ineptitude and inadequacies of you and your peers in government are to blame for the degradation of Nigerian girls over the years. No girl child dreams of being a prostitute. They are relegated to such a trade because of the poverty that you and your ilk have contributed to this demonic entity called Nigeria. Your position as a senator requires you to set up new policies like setting up employment initiatives to help curb the situation. Marriage is not the answer, you Foo!lll.

Mr Yerima shouldn't you be at the forefront of fighting against your peers in government who prey on undergraduates since you are so concerned about their welfare. I can see you can only wield your raving sword when it comes to underage girls. Marriage is not the answer here again, but the domestication of that roving menace and deranged animal called the pe.nis of you, your peers, government officials, the big and 'bigger' boys in Abuja, etc.

We understand molestation is apparently a problem everywhere in Nigeria. Apparently noone has the balls to tackle this ( I really wonder why we have the senate in Nigeria. A very fruitless, unproductive assembly of people who operate at an elaborate and flamboyant state of lunacy). Yerima, That is not a reason to compound our problems by being insistent on feeding your sick leanings. Transfer your pe.nile aggression to something worthwhile and fruitful for the betterment of Nigeria or preferably resign for the threadbare sanity of Nigerians. Dirty man!!!

1 quadrillion likes!!!!God bless you bro!!you have spoken well !!!!

A ceasefire with an outlawed groupan organization u deployed the might of the Nigerian army to rout??a group that went on to kill children in a school in yobe that u damned to hella ceasefireA CEASEFIRE??can this be realWTF
Even if there were negotiations in progress, the dastardly killing of innocent NIGERIAN CHILDREN is enough to shut down on such negotiations!!i don't get it!!,are we at war with bokoharam, or are we getting rid of terrorists that are threatening a section of our countrywill someone tell me if this makes any sense
Good Grief!!!!!

solomon111: you want me to believe that COWLSO was built with donations and not public funds.
Why should i?
Has the lagos state govt antecedent being corruptless?
What are the name of those that donated and what are they are getting in return.?

I don't get it..are you supposed to get something in return for donating?

obailala:

I'm sorry to burst your bubble about calling people illiterates but please read the story again and u would understand that both stories are not 'perfectly the same' as u claim. The original story from the Nairalander said the plane had taken off (airborne) while the statement by Dana air says at no time was the aircraft airborne. Read again!

I disagree with you bro...Dana said "at no time was a faulty plane airborne..this means that at no time did they allow a faulty plane to their knowledge ,to fly...it doesn't mean that the plane they tot was ok could not have developed a fault after taking off...thus necessitating it's return to its point of origin...

Mazi_Omenuko: The deed has been done. Dust yourself up and move on with your life. Honestly, I don't blame the guy, neither will I blame you; but you can't have it all.

DON'T quit your job like some perfectionist are asking you to do here. Of course you saw what your ex went through to secure a new job. If you quit your job, you may end up sleeping around for a new one.

Finally, nairaland is the worst place to ask for advise, that is assuming this story is real.

This, amongst others telling you to move on with ur life, is the best way forward for you..dont quit ur job o!!you can however start looking for another..and try to get something like a recording or something to hold over that idiot boss of urs...
And as painful as it may sound, forget that bf of urs...u ain't married yet, are uu made a mistake..make peace with your God and move on...there's someone else out there for you...and u have a career to build also..
All these ones here saying all sorts about u are hypocrites and have done worse..let he without sin cast the first stone...

SHARA33: Nairalanderz come-on lets face the truth. we have so many competent graduates out there doing Okada business...while these corrupt and counterfeit Ogas at the top...force their way into leadership just for the money sake ...its ok to disgrace them. lastly, can someone please remind me of the website of the NSCDC?

Ww.nscdc....."clears throat.....daz all!!!

SimonAndal: IT IS BEAUTIFUL TO SELL ARSENAL OF LOSING ILLUMATI PEOPLE. DO IT WITH LADY GAGA AND MAYBE THEY WILL WIN AGAIN. FORGIVE EVIL SEUN FOR BEING SEXY AND YOU WILL GET OBAMA PANT AND SOUL MICROCHIP.

FORZA MILAN!

Kai!!!i laff sotey tears comot for my eyes!!see talent!!!looooool!!!

nikky5: For those who have been flying is it true that passengers sometime play snooker in the plane while in flight?

Who told you that?its a big fat lie!!!its football they play..5 a side..!!

Kai!na to go begin write my will be dat!!!!

*leaves thread..walks over to fridge..opens a bottle of big stout..puts on durella's 'shayo,shayo shayo shayo'.....comes back to thread*....

All I know is that Nigeria will not fail us..we will be the first to send corruption and cassava bread to space..we must not carry last!!

This is silly..really....I wonder who analyzed this tweet from rufai in CAN...no understanding whatsoever...he wasnt insulting Jesus in anyway..he was just trying to show how far maku and his attack dogs will go to discredit anyone who says a thing abt the govt.....now I can't help but wonder if CAN isnt a PDP branch as they say...

Unknown Member:

[b]What percentage of women are r@ped like that?!

- A small girl selling bread is lured into an uncompleted building by a man, r@ped and then we turn and blame the girl?!

- A female student is held at gun point, r@ped by multiple men and we blame the girl?

- Armed robbers break into a mans house and sexually assault his daughters and we blame the girls?!

- H0rny policemen storm a prostitution area, arrest the girls, r@pe and release them and we say its the girls fault?!

- A young innocent naive girl goes to visit an older man whom she considers a friend, he then assaults and r@pes her and its her fault?!

- A mother in the name of worshipping God allows her little daughter around a pervert disguised as a Pastor and in the end she is r@ped and we blame the girl?!

- A girl goes out with guys that she calls 'friends', her drink is spiked and when she gets drowsy, she gets r@ped and its her fault?!

- A prostitute sef that follows a guy to his house and after negotiating the rate, finds it unfavourable and decides to leave, and is inturn forced to have sex against her will, and its her fault?! Really?!





What exactly is your point?! That women ask to be r@ped or what?! Even a man who is married, if he is halfway through forplay and his wife says no, he has no right to force himself on her. A girl that is provocatively dressed isnt asking to be r@ped either..

MEN NEED TO exercise self control..


The Attorney General of Katsina is still a person.[/b]

Guy!!!U have spoken well....!!!what nonsense...'self-inflicted'!!!whats that supposed to mean U have absolutely no right to take sexual advantage of someone else when u do not have that person's permission...whether the person is walking around totally naked or not...if she doesn't consent,stick ur weapon of mass destruction in ur bunker!!!
I totally agree..that attorney general is a person..
And I'm sure he's taken advantage of some girl or lady many times...probably has a harem made up of them..























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Please @akthedream.....have u watched this movie??just asking....

Silkmoth33: what is wrong with you and passion. Is this what they teach you in church on sundays; to condemn other ppl because of religious differences, if this continues to be the case i'll rather resign claiming christianity, cause you're all an awful lot of hypocrites. Whatever happened to being a one nigeria bounded by love as a brother keeper.

As much as I would not have wanted to comment on this, I want to ask u based on your question on what they teach Christians on Sunday...what in the name of the almighty do they teach Muslims in the mosques on Friday,that triggers this show of violence we have been seeing in Islamic nations??i would have expected the Imams or teachers to be the ones moderating for maturity and peace in the way Muslim faithfuls handle these 'provocations'...but going by the events of the past two Fridays...one might be inclined to think they do the inciting..why should the whole world be on high alert every time prayers come to an end on Friday??
And with all due respect mr moderator maclatunji...u are not as impartial as u want to make us believe..I do not agree to anyone saying anything derogatory abt anyone's religion,I've seen all sorts said by atheists and Muslims alike on different threads abt Christianity and Jesus,and they've gone undisturbed....this is a forum...like someone rightly said,u bring it to front page, u are inviting the comments of every Tom, dick and Harriet...and u popping up every time someone mentions the name of the Prophet without adding 'pbuh' to show that u are the voltron of Islam is kinda suffocating..u need to show more tolerance..it's the reason u were asked to moderate.

Kai! This matter pain mr president o....I imagine when he wanted to increase the price of fuel, someone with some sense would have told him that Nigerians will not take it lying low...and he must have been like.."abeg no mind dem jare..highest dem go halla..but them go keep quiet quick cos hunger go kill them if them continue protest...na noise Nigerians sabi make..remove am!i don't give a damn!!".......just like pharaoh when he decided to pursue the israelites after letting them go, believing there was no way for them to pass the red sea...well..we all know what happened then..lol!
Seriously..should the issue be that someone help prolong the protest, or that there was a protest??and shouldn't he be looking at the gains from these protests??would we have had the small level of transparency in that sector that we have now if Nigerians had just shrugged thier shoulders and gone on with life after the increase??
I just hope he wont come up and say the protests against the introduction of 5k notes were staged now that it's been reversed..
Mr president...u really need to stop attracting flak like this...and stop thinking the people in Lagos are after ur downfall..they are Nigerians too..there were protests in Abuja....in some places in the north..were they sponsored?
We can see what u are doing in the power sector...well done..we hope it will continue this way tru the dry season and beyond...meanwhile pls concentrate on other issues of importance...and while u are at it, sack abati and the people involved in managing the information that emanates from u cos I assure u, they are incompetent...
And expect to be critcised...it's normal..

bashr8: this is the second time am reading an article where a poorly brought up igbo child while trying to praise someone else for what ever reason makes a mockery of his own people. anyway this thread is about yoruba people so lets not derail it , am out.

naijababe:

I am curious, if I say the Igbos are the most hardworking set of people in Nigeria and their entrepreneurial can be surpassed by none, does that make a Yoruba that has not been brought up well? Just asking is all.

Abeg help me ask this mr.know-all..how has this guy made a mockery of the igbo people?and how does this article make him poorly brought up?the guy says something he has observed and done some research on,instead of engaging him constructively u talk crap..
The kinda stuff I read on NL....smh!

ebamma: happy birthday to them sha, but my problem is that garri is still selling at 30 naira per cup

In the words of sauce kid's song........YOU DON DEY mADT ABI!

Oh...while we are at this...should we ban televisioncarshotels?female clothingthe Internet
Abeg make we hear word!
I don't use a blackberry,but I still think this is silly..
Ban ko, banex nii!