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I think you are very very S.T.U.P.I.D. to be honest

geoworldedu:
GEJ's advisers are likely planning three things:

First, A BLOODY DINNER!!!

On May 28, Buhari will be making his journey down to the venue and then some mishap would befall him on the way which GEJ didn't have a hand in, but his advisers, including MAMA PEACE.

Or during the dinner party, Buhari would be murdered by PDP faithful. He may not die right during the dinner, perhaps the poison in his tea would last him a week so that no one would suspect, but definitely within a week of his tenure he might die and thus GEJ and his cohorts would be free from GMB's scrutiny.

Or in another well-planned way, everyone present in the dinner will go on dangerous sleeping drugs but only Baba's food will be poisoned for real. They will all be rushed to the hospital and every other person will recover except baba. Then doctor will come up with a big grammar called 'dotage factor' and everyone will sing that 'dotage factor' killed baba. Baba died because he is already very old and nursing some ailment already. The food they all consumed contained a substance which is merely supposed to make everyone week.

Then the question would be, "Who put the soporific substance inside the wine they drank?"

Another view to it: Perhaps after the dinner, while baba is making his way back at night or right inside his hotel, he would be murdered. All is pointing towards a bloody May 28.


2. A bloody May 29!!!

Jonathan might successfully hand over on May 28 and then pretend overnight that he is seriously ill. He would then be flown abroad for medical treatment and then his snipers would do the work on May 29 to finish baba. No one will suspect Jonathan this way because he wasn't present in the venue for a genuine reason. This is what we call an alibi.

3. This could be the most genuine reason anyway; GEJ could be using it to buy time. As soon as GEJ hands over on May 28, he would just flee Nigeria at night with PEJ to Liberia where they will live forever happily in asylum...

What do you think?

You live with him to know what functions he would or won't attend?

otr1:
It's ok if he's ashamed of appearing in Eagle Square on May 29, but Baba will not attend that unconstitutional hand-over taking place on May 28.

You must be the most ignorant human being in the world if you don't know that's not the real royal family but waxed sculpture

johnsonsatino:
Oh my Susan, The internet has gone agog after this photo of Nollywood actress, Susan Peters with the Royal Family surfaced the internet.. The racism is clear..

This photo wasn't necessary. This is a major falling hand abi do you see anything out of place in this photo of Susan Peters and the royal family?



https://instagram.com/p/1JenXyJPZ3/

Cchuks27:
Greedy senators. Who even approved this salary for them in the first place? This is part of the major problem Nigeria is facing and that's why these Senators kill themselves to get to that seat.

I hope President-Elect can do the needful sha

And what is the needful?

pretydiva:
Warridis ..jst tk a gud luk at sm1 future wifey..displaying her asset 4 d whole world 2 c...contunu

Shebi it's not your boobs she's displaying?

lonelydora:
As far as I'm concerned, Amaechi deserves an award in Rivers State. It is very clear to the blind and very loud to the deaf what this man has done in Rivers State.

I'm sorry but I'm not clear on this one...what has he done in rivers state that makes him deserve an award?

loksman:
your ignorance is mind blowing!

He is right actually...but then we only have to wait and see that he's right...it's good to give GMB the benefit of the doubt

Ngozi Okonjo Iweala that's if he must retain anyone

And this I.d.i.o.t. Hasn't gotten banned yet?

PedroJP:
Under their nose, standing on the whole of their neck, we shall strike their heart, leave them with no tactics. God willing, there will never never be Ifeajuna or Njoku again.



Prepare to annihilate all Igbos, if 1967 was not enof.

the way this high expectation of yours shall be dashed, even you won't believe it

bigv:
Contrary to expectations. Not only has Gej surprised Nigerians, the epic response of the General has also been resounding. I can't wait for the new era to begin. Things are gonna be so different.

Finally we are heading somewhere. This is not only victory for democracy also a shame to our international critics. They underestimated us.
Here we are standing tall, through adversity, we overcame. Good people, Great Nation

For the love of country. I see a new Nigeria.

Keneking:
This government sef

You must just talk...what does this government have to do with this?

Ghana's currency is still the same value as it has always been, they just did something call redomination, by removing three zeros behind every figure, same thing Soludo wanted to do and Yar'Adua reversed

joebeckz:
Sentiments have so clouded our memory that we often bring up things like islamizing Nigeria. Jonathan would have won my vote if he lessened the rate of corruption in his administration, the fact that PDP is talking of jailing shows they are guilty parties to the alleged accusation.I support Buhari even though am not a muslim nor from the north. am educated, i have d right to make my choice, i condemn the E warriors fighting and exchanging words or calling of names, the fact remains that we dont get a kobo from these people but the act of kindness to a majority of the populace is what i bank on. so far i am not impressed. i would try change, if it works for me, fine, if it doesn't then we kick dem out, its high time we stop being scared of the unknown, if ghanians could drop der exchange rate to 1 dollar = % cedis, then we can do it, i vote for change. collect their money but vote for your choice. Peace

This was during a protest a few years ago

Ilekeh:
Are they going to a funeral?

How come the men are always dressed like figures from Edgar Allen Poe's stories, but the women are dressed in beautiful native attires?

www.nairaland.com/attachments/2236050_kalabarichiefsprotetstmatechinph2_jpeg4f13cd2774c82b97554d40d88580a9da

Haha but there was still traffic though

clueless houseboy...clueless but he has achieved a feat nobody in your family has achieved before with all the clues you have he is your president and may still be your president until 2019 and you call him a 'houseboy' meanwhile you may not even be worthy enough to be a houseboy to the president...daft punk

Controlled:
dis clueless houseboy....has reduced presidency to comedy n disgraceful conduct.... smh@janadaft...see ur life muumuu....

you are calling him a drunkard, have you ever seen him drunk before? isn't it when you have seen a person drunk at least once you can say he is a drunkard? keep sounding like a retard

Clerverly:
At this rate, me sef don dey pity the drunkard!

how did you come to the conclusion that he is now an ogboni member? he went to visit the ijebu king, and this outfit was a gift given to him, which is normal as every king everywhere he goes gives and gets gifts from him...everything was recorded and only you knows that he must have gone indoors and eaten a human heart...sometimes if you aren't sure of what to say why not keep mum

tmotmo:
So many things are wrong with it.

Firstly, during the inner door initiation proceeding, he (Mr. President) must have been made to eat human part (they mostly give the preserved Heart of a recently deceased member of the fraternity for sharing).

And secondly, when he dies, no matter the level of security surrounding the person (be it current or ex-head of state), when the time comes, certain part(s) of his body must surely be requested for before the burial.

Thirdly, and beyond been a member, they will have other stringent and inhumanly requests like regular or occasional donation of human blood and other sacrifices.

On this thread, i noticed some comments like "ROF is better than Boko haram". I wish to disagree, as they are both senseless organization that enjoy the blood of innocent beings. The scales of their operations might differ, but killer is a killer!!!!

What an Authentic Christian President?
What a Genuine undiabolical Leader?

With what is playing out now as regard this coming election, All Nigerians should feel concern for the Tomorrow of our great grandchildren.

Let us assume that President Jonathan will win this election, Will he not vacate Aso Rock someday?
Why going these far?
Why allowing himself to be blindfolded to this level of getting initiated into ROF?
Why? Why? Why?

http://www.phoenixmasonry.org/masonic_initiation/initiation_real_and_ceremonial.htm

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/10/15/freemasons-secrets-of-secret-societies-video_n_1966019.html?ir=India

but she didn't try to touch him or push him now...why are you more angry than even him?

ozoigbondu:
So remi should attack him and try to push him down.koro should have dashed her one slap if not that it will be unethical.The slap would have cured her of agberorism her husband infected her with

Whatelese is supposed to be spent? And how would you or GMB have handled it differently because from all the manifesto and party promises GMB hasn't said anything and while pyo talks he hasn't said anything realistic so what you on about bruv

Koroaso:
*******HE IS NOT TO BLAME BUT HE HAS ZERO CLUE OR STRATEGY HOW TO HANDLE IT!!! INSTEAD THE RESERVES ARE DWINDLING*********

********WE ARE HEADED TOWARDS A FINANCIAL CALAMITY*********

GMB/PYO
2015.

and Buhari is the "people" oriented president here??

sammyj:
It is obvious that GEJ is a big scam and a monster created by we Nigerians when we voted for him based on sentiment and without carrying any background checks on him. However, this can only be corrected by the masses to cast our vote wisely to send him back to Otuoke. Nigerians should also realise that the power must return to the people and the only way to proof this point is by voting out this government and voting for our distinguished gentle general Buhari come March 2015 and any attempt to rig this election will not be accepted by the people !!!!

God bless Nigeria. SAI Buhari !!

if you were a sitting president, where will you get money to spend

chamboy:
Nigerians should question GEJ on where he gets d money he's spending

GEJ is to be blamed for the bolded as well abi?

Koroaso:
********SAI BUHARI********

****NO MORE SHOELESS,CLUELESS PRESIDENT******

*****DOLLAR TO NAIRA IS 213 *********

*****[/b]OIL PRICES ARE FALLING DAILY[b]******

******WE NEEED TO SAVE THE NATION BEFORE WE START EATING FROM THE DUSTBIN*********

********THE COUNTRYS WEALTH IS NOT MEANT FOR STEALING,CORRUPTION, POCKETING,BOKO HARAMING, OR WHATEVER JONATHAN HAS CHOSEN TO CALL IT*********

*******LETS COME TOGETHER AND SACK JONATHAN TO OTUOKE VIA KIRIKIRI ENROUTE ALAGBON********

*******TAFA BALOGUN STYLE OR GBAGBO STYLE*******


SAI BUHARI/PYO
2015.

Does the op know what hot chicks are? Or has he never seen a really hot chick before? Those two look like bouncers

if I'm in this situation, first thing I will do is to make sure they both see me and know it's me, I won't say a word to any of them but I'd make it clear that I'm immune to any sort of unnecessary treatments and I am compulsorily qualified for favours within the firm...infact it's a different ball game for the terms and conditions, what nonsense

ask your boss for forgiveness? what was your offence, your boss should be the one begging you, you have him by the balls literally, in fact you have him, the superviosr and the supervisor's wife below the belt, from now your boss has lost alot of power over you, are you a learner?? god bless my boss I catch him in that situation, I've become a boss in my own rights na, code of silence with heightened mutual respect and favours here and there, what nonsense

johncreek:
I appreciate all your responses to my current challenge...
Right now I can't even work perfectly because my supervisor's wife sent me a message this early morning; I don't know how she got my number...
The content of the message happened to be a lobby type ; I don't know if they want to set me up.
She asked me to go and ask for forgiveness from my boss for spying on them.
And she pleaded that her husband should not know; she claimed she did it for her husband's promotion.
Am just worried because this boss of mine seems powerful and well connected...
I can't even concentrate on the assignment on my table...
So confused truly.....
I see this forum as a home ; that's why I could bring it up here for sincere help..

So he should pray that next time if there's a next time God should make them invisible to him even when he's there?? Smfh

nairalife2013:
Pray always! never let ya praying knees get lazy on asking God to never let yur sharp eyes see what u are not supposed to see! Just jokingly tell him u are a playa and that u hav done worst things without being told on and that u can never be that ungrateful, folish and waywardlybruteheaded to God and man to go telling on another man over such issues.

What does this have to do with the topic now?

Muhammadkhan:
#voteGEJoutNOW! For waiting for six years before before clearing bokoharam

Try and have sense now?? It's your type that justifies nonsense based on how the victim was dressed

menix:
Wonderful!!!!
Is he sex starved to ve had a hard on..
Pls post wat u were puttin on cous am sure u were addressed d way u were dressed.

Y tell ur husband? Its now left to u to avoid him lik plague.
'Tomorrow is pregnant', don't spoil dat relationship btw them cous of somthing u can deal wiv...

Poverty and inexposure are very bad things Lord have mercy....what exactly is there to dazzle a human being about this car...what exactly Smh

What should jonathan do about this sort of situation?

Buchukwu:
Jonathan should do his work!! This nation is fvcking disorderly. LAWLESSNESS EVERYWHERE!!! I'm pissed off.

What does GEJ have to do with this situation now?

tola9ja:
clueless gej