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PoliticsRe: Suicide Bomber Hits Maiduguri Market, Many Feared Dead by tonte(m): 5:38pm On Jan 10, 2015
boko haram is INVOLUNTARILY campaigning for Buhari though...perfect coincidence...GEJ's daughter is marrying today and ofcourse he's celebrating with her and this happens...smfh
PoliticsRe: Nursing Mothers Bring Their Babies To Greet Buhari In Imo (Photo) by tonte(m): 5:35pm On Jan 10, 2015
hahaha this is what them baby factories are about...time their fertilisation and delivery to coincide with the campaign period...nice one imo gov...well played
PoliticsRe: BREAKING NEWS: Boko Haram Again! Damaturu Under Terror Siege!!! by tonte(m): 1:57am On Jan 10, 2015
This is taking the piss...we have ALWAYS been polarised along religious lines since we became a country, there has always been tribalism and religious uprisings, just that none has taken this dimension before...it's called the evolution

courage54:
This is what Jonathan has made u to believe, where is that spirit of ONE NIGERIA? We have never been this divided along religious line before, we hard Obasanjo for 8yrs follow by Yaradua, nobody cares about anybody's religion then, but since the beginning of this regime it has been a fight of muslims vs christians.
FashionRe: Miss Nigeria USA 2015 Contestants by tonte(m): 12:31am On Jan 09, 2015
how can I f. cuk them all
PoliticsRe: Meet Nigeria's Youngest Governorship Candidate, PDP's Umar Nasko [pic] by tonte(m): 9:07pm On Jan 08, 2015
you know him personally??

silvaspecs:
Started schooling at FUT Minna and was withdrawn due to LOW CGPA.
Smokes weeds like Hell
Chases like Hell
Has no experience of suffering of the Masses
Has cerificcerificate saga. Might eventually be using his secondary school result because he didnt attend no University!
A failure to PDP, though hse won with almost 99% votes in his primaries. -Money talking.
CANNOT COMPOSE A SIMPLE SENTENCE IN ENGLISH!!!
HealthRe: Bill Gates Drinks 'Poop Water' (Videos) by tonte(m): 8:49pm On Jan 08, 2015
yea I have read that and other things, we can't verify, and we won't verify, we just believe and I'm okay with that

Besto:
u no read verse wer jesus turn water to wine without gbogbo processes
HealthRe: Bill Gates Drinks 'Poop Water' (Videos) by tonte(m): 8:47pm On Jan 08, 2015
my point is religion never gives this sort of knowledge...I never said I do not believe in God...apparently that was how you read it smh

jmoore:
And you made sense, huh?
There are many scientists that believe in God, so park well.
RomanceRe: Please How Do I Keep My New Year Resolution Of No More Premarital Sex? by tonte(m): 7:19pm On Jan 08, 2015
from your monikerI suspect your bf or fiancee is having a hard time not touching your goodies, however one thing you can do is...for every time you feel Hot, think of war, famine,poverty, african diseases etc...it's sure to snap you out of the mood

bustyhelen:
I made a resolution not to engage in premarital sex again till marriage, which is likely to come up by November, but just few days into the new year, the urge & temptation is enormous, my fiancé is not helping matter.

Please serious advice on how to keep my new year resolution?
Only serious minded ones should advice me please....
HealthRe: Bill Gates Drinks 'Poop Water' (Videos) by tonte(m): 7:16pm On Jan 08, 2015
this is what religion never gives you....this is what science gives you...always looking to bring out rational thinkers from among us and problem solvers
PoliticsRe: SSS Displays Documents Recovered From APC Office In Lagos(with images) by tonte(m): 3:41am On Jan 08, 2015
APC can never do anything wrong in your sight at all yea..

barcanista:
I don't understand. APC members registered more than once and it suddenly becomes the problem of DSS? Is the APC Database the same one INEC is using? Where are the cloned PVC? We want to know how they arrived at manipulating INEC database but showing us APC database. This is disgraceful from Marilyn Ogar. Who is DSS working for?
PoliticsRe: Why Jonathan Is Not Campaigning In Kano- Kwankwaso Speaks by tonte(m): 3:40am On Jan 08, 2015
anything wrong with the award of the contract?

oduastates:
Jonathan's Nigeria :
start inside aso rock
Ends inside aso rock.

The most pressing problem right now?
Sewage treatment for Abuja. Contract awarded for 1.5 billion naira.
PoliticsRe: Photos: Jonathan's Campaign Banners Destroyed In Abuja By Unknown Persons by tonte(m): 11:23pm On Jan 07, 2015
lol it has to be someone from Nairaland that did this...I have my suspects Barc-arrdi and co
PoliticsRe: Buhari Will Create 20,000 Jobs In Every State! - Osinbajo by tonte(m): 9:10pm On Jan 07, 2015
is that all you want from GMB...hope? hope is an imagination...that's all it is...so with hope you best believe you will be chasing shadows hoping for a better tomorrow

LadyPM:
That's my Vice-president talking! Sai buhari. Nothing do u. Bring Us Hope And Restore Intergrity( Buhari)
PoliticsRe: Buhari Will Create 20,000 Jobs In Every State! - Osinbajo by tonte(m): 9:07pm On Jan 07, 2015
good, create 20,000 jobs per state, cheap talk, the question I keep asking is how? what policies are going to be put in place for this? at least whenever the FG talks about creating jobs they mention how they intend to go about it...these APC guys still haven't convinced me, truly I want to be convinced with their policies, so until then...it's status quo for me


lets take a place like Kebbi for example....what plans do they have there to create 20,000 jobs since it's a place that officially is the poorest state in the country, yet without violence, how can they revive the place and produce 20,000 jobs these are the issues I want to listen to...not I'd give people money and I'd feed school children...that's just stupid talk
PoliticsRe: My Experience At Buhari Flag-off Rally In Porthacourt by tonte(m): 11:26pm On Jan 06, 2015
you watched on news track for a few mins, and you want anyone to believe you over somebody who was actually there?

NgeneUkwenu:
Which stadium? This one am watching in Channel Newstrack? I understand how you pdpians feel! You lots thought Buhari would not gather enough crowd to welcome him, but you were all disgraced as you even confirmed the stadium was filled to brim. Now it's all because of Amaechi, the same person you people said could not fill the stadium the last time a rally was held there! Yeye people!
PoliticsRe: Dele Momodu Defends Buhari's Age On Twitter by tonte(m): 3:50pm On Jan 06, 2015
Yea he should not be different from those two people as they lost the elections he's referring to

EducationRe: See Unilag's Miss Curves (phantee) She Starred In Iyanya's Kukere Video by tonte(m): 12:22pm On Jan 06, 2015
This is a fat girl I wonder what U guys are on about
PoliticsRe: Female Student Caught With 2 Grenades (Bombs) In Taraba by tonte(m): 6:43am On Jan 06, 2015
somebody, somewhere is coming to blame GEJ for what clearly, is the work of her father who wants his daughter to mass murder for reasons best known to only him and whatever his beliefs and ideologies are
PoliticsRe: 2015: Why Ndi Igbo Are Angry With Jonathan – Uko by tonte(m): 6:37am On Jan 06, 2015
that guy thinks he is talking to small children...45 million ibo votes lol

MayorofLagos:
Which official record said Igbo has 45million voters in SE? Lol. Igbos all over the world combined are not up to 45million.

Igbo vote in Yorubaland is counted as SW vote, not SE vote. The only time I love Igbo is during election. Regardless of their party affiliatiin their swell give us political advantage and bargaining privilege against SE, SS, NE, NC and NW.
PoliticsRe: 2015: Why Ndi Igbo Are Angry With Jonathan – Uko by tonte(m): 6:31am On Jan 06, 2015
a man who drugs, crates and tries to kidnap, 31 years later becomes the messiah of who? smfh at us as a people in this country

FastShipping:
At the bolded, you forgot to tell us about how many of his Hausa/Fulani brothers he sent to prison. By the way where did Umar Dikko from? In your bigoted mind he must be from Imo or Abia. [/b]The man he drugged and crated in a box.[b]
PoliticsRe: 2015: Why Ndi Igbo Are Angry With Jonathan – Uko by tonte(m): 6:29am On Jan 06, 2015
45 million what votes? hehe, the entire voting population of the country as released by INEC as eligible voters is less than 69million, so how exactly can the SE provide 45million of this? abi you just did one shady math in your head and decided to just say anything thinking you are talking to children?

LRNZH:
Ndi Igbo need to spread their bets. Relying on GEJ and PDP alone is hedging their bets on one option alone. If that ship sinks, they go down en masse.

Sticking with GEJ/PDP has killed APGA. They should have joined APC during the coalition and had a say in choosing positions within APC.
The worst part is the Igbos are encouraging the tagging of GEJ's presidency as an Igbo one. The implications are profound- no Igbo Presidency again after GEJ until it goes round all other geopolitical zones. This is extremely foolish by all standards.

If GMB wins, which is likely, the Igbos may have politically checkmated themselves by sticking to GEJ/PDP.
GMB needs SE votes as much as they need him and APC.
I suggest Ohanaeze or APGA gets into some secret understanding with GMB and APC for this elections.
Thats a sure banker presidency for GMB with about 45 million SE votes.
This way they get something meaningful out of all these.

GMB 2015 On Course.
PoliticsRe: Buhari's Certificate Saga the REAL STORY they are hiding. by tonte(m): 6:00am On Jan 06, 2015
ofcourse nobody will see hem as they actually don't exist

berem:
seems you're the latest recruit in the legion of the satanists.
Threads created about Buhari's certificates is getting boring and stale. I only commented on this thread because of Pa Eziachi's post.

Shout from now till February 14th,you will not see Buhari's credentials. Let the court decide Buhari's eligiblity to contest.
PoliticsRe: Free Meals, Allowance For Jobless Youths, N5,000 For Poor Families-Buhari Offers by tonte(m): 4:21am On Jan 06, 2015
does this even makes sense to you? or just because you don't like GEJ everything APC says has to be the best thing u have read...I'm very eager to become an APC convert only if I can be told the economic plan of the man coming in, how he intends to tackle unemployment, attract foreign investment, his policy for internal businesses, tax plans, etc...not absolute nonsense like this one..

barcanista:
While GEJ and PDP are concerned with stealing from the poor people, Muhammadu Buhari is concerned with providing welfare packages for the masses
PoliticsRe: Is Anyone Watching Father Mbaka On NTA? by tonte(m): 4:08am On Jan 06, 2015
all this talk aside, I'm a researcher and investigator, and I'd like to investigate the claims your Moniker is making

softnipples:
This Mbaka of a man is really delusional. That was how he said chimaroke nnamani will lose re-election as a governor but he won with a landslide victory...
I really don't know why some of us are blind to see that this man is pained because the first lady went to his church and refuse to drop her personal number with him that's why he's switching sides! Mtscheews!!! Yeye dey smell!
Christianity EtcRe: Was Number 44 Of Suliemans Prophecy Refering To Chris Oyakhilome? by tonte(m): 4:00am On Jan 06, 2015
bruv, u sure your very okay son? you need to get yourself freed from your mentality bruv, U sound like u need help, someone makes predictions solely on careful permutations that even you can make if you follow current affairs worldwide, and you in all your wisdom feel sorry for the father and mother of someone clearly smarter than you right now? and you declare a man like you a servant of God who has the power to make wealth? does the Suleiman look like someone who can make wealth? or do you even know what wealth really is? does he even look rich? would you like to be as 'rich' as he is, considering he can make wealth? mann...it's a crazy world here

victorazy:
I don't perceive any asset in ur accent, u maybe even jobless. undecided
Ur an asset to ur family and u have the temerity to ridicle a prophect? Servant of the creator? Servant of God who gives power to make wealth? U must be from shrine. I pity ur father!
Christianity EtcRe: Was Number 44 Of Suliemans Prophecy Refering To Chris Oyakhilome? by tonte(m): 3:37am On Jan 06, 2015
98% of them? I didn't even read anyone at the time, although I never believe these things

paulGrundy:
About 98% of his 2014 prophecies came to pass. Thus I have good reasons to believe what he says.
PoliticsRe: Obasanjo Attacks Jonathan Again, Accuses President Of Squandering Oil Savings by tonte(m): 11:38pm On Jan 05, 2015
this old man should just go and sit down, he is just jealous because he knows that without distracting the public, over time with a second tenure GEJ would have achieved more than he ever did in any sector, and that would make him loose the Messiah status he built for himself, that's why he keeps publically criticising the man, a thing he would never have tolerated from any one when he was in office...and when he can't come up with anything solid he lies
I thought he said GEJ had a kill list of 1000 people and he had snipers he had been training
that even non entities like Omojuwa claimed to have his name on that list and Amaechi and Elrufai said they were number 1 and 7 respectively..
up until now, there has not been one case of political killing on the road to 2015 elections...old man with dwindling senses
PoliticsRe: Free Meals, Allowance For Jobless Youths, N5,000 For Poor Families-Buhari Offers by tonte(m): 10:44pm On Jan 05, 2015
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

EasternLeopard:
Now I understand why poverty is high in some part of Nigeria

After free food you will ask for free house car and wife


Laziness at its peak
PoliticsRe: Free Meals, Allowance For Jobless Youths, N5,000 For Poor Families-Buhari Offers by tonte(m): 10:44pm On Jan 05, 2015
in this time and age of low oil prices, has he talked about how he intends to fund this?

lowkey he has just announced the first big loot he intends to dole out, because if you want to calculate what the value of this contract will be...then you will understand the level of corruption that will follow this up...states don't even want to pay serving corpers it's former ones they want to pay, advanced countries that can afford this are looking for ways to stop the benefit system, it's we, with a very large useless and unhelp able population of liabilities we intend to give money to every month...and 'poor families' if you pay poor families every month have u alleviated their poverty? or u have increased their level of laziness?? daft policy, see why It's hard for any really right thinking person who analyses the policies both options have to take this APC serious.
at least Atiku was a man who had plans and laid down intention to actualise his plans, that was a man who could convince me properly, not this old man Buhari, he has no new ideas for policy, only to demand for intelligence report on why the military is constantly overwhelmed
PoliticsRe: 18 Female Soldiers Feared Kidnapped In Baga by tonte(m): 8:36pm On Jan 05, 2015
Lol COD hehehe well, it's gonna be a good start Id like to get the contract to supply the PS4 consoles and the COD game discs lol and the HD TV they should flex it with and the wicked surround system from beats

yinchar:
One of the most sensible post have read so
far...By now one would have expect our military to have a standby set of Special forces that can be deployed to any troubled spot with 5-10 min of attack within the 3 north-eastern states. But this is what you get when you have people that aren't up-to-date with the latest advancement in warfare.

I think its hightime the NDA recommended each soldier to play COD/MW3 and get appraised with some techniques, if the practical training aren't available.
PoliticsRe: Breaking News Sad! Look At What I Saw Today I Have To Take The Picture Myself by tonte(m): 5:34am On Jan 05, 2015
grin grin grin grin grin grin

donfineboi:
U lying. It happened in Cameroon about 2 years ago
PoliticsRe: Wike Having Fun With Dakuku In Bonny This Week by tonte(m): 5:33am On Jan 05, 2015
a picture of dakuku without his face shown on it? how sure are you that it is Dakuku there?

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