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Masturbate is the wrong answer, so mark it as wrong and move on, don’t even think about it too much

TechToyin:
Hello house,
I just need some advice abeg.

I recently got a teaching job this term — I’m in my early 20s and I teach Physics to SS2 students. I gave them an assignment on Gas Laws last week, and while marking, one of the girls wrote “masturbate” as her answer.

I was honestly speechless. I didn’t even know how to react. The school doesn’t allow flogging or any form of physical punishment, so I can’t just “discipline” her the old way.

I’m trying to maintain professionalism, but that answer really shocked me. I don’t know if she was joking, testing me, or if there’s something else behind it.

Should I call her aside to talk? Or report it to the principal or class teacher?
I don’t want to embarrass her, but I also don’t want to ignore it.

Teachers and educationists in the house, please, how would you handle this kind of situation?

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legitonlinebiz:
1. In the previous meeting, I mentioned to everyone that I have been negotiating with a third-party financial company to develop a better withdrawal plan. After our negotiation, we finally got a good result.

Which progress have you seen in Argentina?

LadyExcellency:
Maybe a better Nigeria.
Argentina elected a new president same time we did President Tinubu and every gainsayer can see progress in every facet of Argentine society but we got it all wrong with Tinubu.

how do you know if the battery is charging or is full?

Same venue

Firmjudge:
Venue: ADEOLA INTERNATIONAL SCHOOL, OPPOSITE (ARMY)VETERAN PLAZA, KUBWA, ABUJA, FCT

Anyone

Indicate let's connect

The US didn’t go there uninvited in the context you say sha….they went after bin laden…and after those who harboured bin laden and refused to give him up….they built an Afghan military that turned out to be good for absolutely nothing

Toeze:
Ooh. Now I'm truly understanding why even Afghanis were deadly desperate to run out of their own country. I must say America messed them up big time. You went to their country uninvited, stoked up a war, radicalised and armed their rebels, then ran away, leaving their helpless civilians in a worse state than you found them

It was a goldmine, easy money, instant payments, everything was good until a week ago...and at the time it was paying well, there was no search result on nairaland and I knew once Nigerians would know about it, it’s going to be ruined

Generalgoshen:
tell me about it sir

Now you see what’s going on in Oyo state in 2021...that’s revenge for what happened here....

vicadex07:
This story actually paints buhari in a good light to some extent. He cannot deny his people being a fulani himslef so he had to act on their behalf. He might have heard a one sided version of the incident from the fulani herdsmen which explains why he came in furious.

He resorted to dialogue and succumed to the voice of reason when all the evidences were laid out. Even though humiliated, he left a changed man.

Since this particular incident, I dont think I have heard of any other fulani herdsmen clash with the natives in Oyo State again. I respect the sagacity and wisdom with which Gov. Lam Adesina used to broach the subject.

I just knew once Nigerians enter watermine it must spoil...��

this is a good opportunity to find out if it is

tonte:
I said spend the whole year to learn how to trade for yourself...not give your money to anybody to trade for you

I said spend the whole year to learn how to trade for yourself...not give your money to anybody to trade for you

squash47:
Is this forex thing not a scam?

Spend the whole year learning how to trade forex...

squash47:
Guys, I'm graduating this year and will be applying for NYSC soon. I need advice on the best place I can apply to that will allow me to make cool money. I'm thinking of either Anambra or Edo state.

People with experience should please advise me. Thanks

how did you make the payment to take the challenge, can't pay from wire transfer, can't pay with skrill, they don't have paypal or bitcoin option

If you can trade and the problem is under capitalisation

You can check up..
Bluefx..
Ftmo...
Traders Central Fund.

If you can trade.. You can work with what they offer and earn something significant.
Not advertising for them or something.
I have nothing to gain from that.

But in all honesty.. Capital is really the problem for some people..
They charge subscription fees though which can be lost if you don't stay with their rules.
But it's a way you can earn if you are really good at trading..

But Azura has nothing to do with government, so why try to attribute its construction to the government?? It’s a private company with everything about it totally private...

just say what you know abeg

Islie:
cc lalasticlala





the GENCO self want to increase tariffs but cant meet up with the supplied generation.
they are the real problem of electricity distribution and generation self

Why's it wrong please?

Blackfire:
This is wrong..

See this Mumu ���

oluseyiforjesus:
Pastor's Daughter fingernails like Queen Jezebel, Daddy GO must hear dis.
If I'm in her shoe I will rather open an Orphanage Home or open a Christian Libery

Beauty Shop for a pastor's daughter is capital NO

Just shut your dirty mouth up....

SURElee:
This Juliet Ibrahim has a son from her previous marriage. I hope these two get married and stay married eventually else she would have succeeded in revealing to her son on the Internet her whoring ways. I mean parents ought to be mindful in these days of social media and the photos they posts all over for their kids to grow up to see.

Mumu the person you are calling ugly shey she's not somebody's mother

sunshineV:
Omo ale jati jati. Why u mention my mother? Oya upload ur mama I'll upload mine see who fine pass.

Hope your mother, sisters, wife, girlfriend and your concubines fine pass her o

sunshineV:
Wow, she's so ugly

Proper cattle reared...didn't you see when he said he doesn't condone corruption and if she's found wanting she should answer??

ADAMUdaCOWBOY:
While you insulted corrupt pastors that use the name of God to rob their sheeple, we supported you and call you the voice of the masses and now here you are trying to tactically shield this thief by encouraging us to what? Wait till the courts convict her! Daddy Freeze, sorry to say but shame on you. You fall my hand no be small. Do Nigerian courts ever convict people like diezani? If you are looking for people to defend, there are millions of poor defenceless Nigerians crying for that favour not kleptomaniacs like deziani. Even if it's 140 million dollars that she stole (like US said) is it right? Haba!!

I sure say she fine pass your girlfriend, your mama, your sister(s) and every female in your family tree....uglies like you have the most crap to say

NwaAmaikpe:


If I entered a room and saw this girl nakéd on a bed waiting to be shagged, I'd run away and never look back.


Her arms are too muscular for a lady,
Her boobs are too droopy.


This lady is totally overrated.
She can pass for a drag queen.

Abeg shut that gutter you call a mouth abeg....what's wayward about them now??

NwaAmaikpe:



God forbid that my woman calls me a 'side- thing'


Otedola daughters want to become Naija's Kardashians.
Wayward daughters of a philandering father.

Are you not somebody's vomit

Fresca:
But this girl has been in the news ever since she gave birth. Instead of taking care of that poor baby that they brought into this world, she is already looking for the next mugu to jam and trust all these idiotic Nigerian guys to chase this girl even after davido has finish work..

You men are filthy pigs, you like eating other peoples vomit..

Out of anger you "grabbed" one lol if I was the one you grabbed you won't have the fortitude to write this post because I would give you the beating of your life, proper life changing beating, you'd grab me lol

CocaineSniffer:
So I saw this thread today https://www.nairaland.com/3895714/naval-officers-beat-corper-ondo/1#58062653 and I decided to create a thread for this barbaric and inhumane acts by our so called ''military''. When ordinary recruits, and privates dey flex muscles, what will happen with commissioned officers . So that means I can go to command secondary school Ipaja now and their students can start flexing muscles for me ?

For the first time in my life on friday, I was humiliated by some boys who could easily pass as my siblings. I traveled all the way from lagos to kwara state for some business of mine. Around that challenge area in front of UBA bank, some so called ''tiny'' soldiers were passing by pushing pedestrians down to ''clear'' road for them. Out of anger, I grabbed one of them and corrected him that he was wrong to just shove people away like that. Before I knew it, he turned to me and flagged his colleague. He knew he was no match for me on a norms so he called for backup. Na so argument start. Before I could say jack, slaps started landing on my head from every angle. I wanted to fight back but I was restrained by onlookers telling me to just keep my cool and calm down. Not knowing they weren't done there, even more soldiers started crossing from the other end of the road to where I was and that was when I knew it was going to be a very long evening for me. As I saw that I was totally outnumbered, I immediately jumped on a moving bike without even telling the bike man where I was going (remain small make I fall the bike man down sef). I just tell am make he dey drive dey go say when I don reach where I go stop I go tell am. Lucky for me he saw all that happened so he maneuvered his way through some corners with perfection. After some 5 minutes ride and seemed I was already out of sight I outed from the bike and payed the guy as I went my way.

I was pained by just two things

1. They were just army privates who obviously joined some few months back just to escape poverty and ease their suffering. I'm very sure they haven't even used up to a year in service. They give them free accommodation, free medicals so why won't a regular thug consider joining the military ?
2. They were very young. The oldest of them wouldn't even pass for a 23 year old. My siblings are way older than those rats.

Only in Nigeria will a military man/boy cut out decorum and want to use the ATM first coz he's on a bloody camo
Only in Nigeria will a military man/boy flaunt his muscles against a civilian (even when he has non) coz he's on a bloody camo

These days civilians sef dey stand up to their rights and beat these national thugs anyhow and I've joined that clique henceforth. Make any of them just mistakenly enter my zone where my boys dey. In civilized countries, you don't even see soldiers anyhow on the streets. They are always in the barracks but what do you expect in a country where thugs, ex bandits , criminals who don't even know the meaning of education are recruited into the military because they wanted to earn some peanuts just to ease their suffering.
Nigeria has a long way to go

no be this guy they shoot rubber bullet that year??

so basically staunch critics need to be arrested and thrown in kuje after getting probed for corruption??

patriotic9jaboy:
Reno is a fool who likes to talk too much. Why the Efcc and Dss allows him to work free is still a surprise. He is a staunch critic of this government and deserves to be arrested and probed for corruption. I hope he is whisked away to kuje prison soon. Useless parrot

Why not shut your dirty mouth up if you have nothing reasonable to say....

FvckeDyoBiTch:
After perusing this selfie, I have come to the conclusion that there's nothing cute about this.

People that flaunt weapons online make me uneasy and why isn't he shaved?

Disgraceful

People, reasonable respectable people from all over the world leave what they are doing to listen to him, so just keep your hating mouth shut and ignore a post you don't like instead of spewing nonsense

HungerBAD:
International speaking tour?

Who listens to this man?what does he talk about?how to be in charge of looters and economic saboteurs?
Or how to steal a country dry?

Good thing he flies in and out of Nigeria via PH,as I am sure there are people with rocks and stones in their hands, waiting for him at the Lagos or Abuja Airport.

What a failure.

Do you know everything he has done for a living in his life? If he's afraid of EFCC will he do this as publically as he has done now, especially in these times...sometimes just rest

mrvitalis:
This is the type of gifts the church should reject

He was a public servant and his salary and gratuities can't build something like this.. ... This is bad...
We should never celebrate things like this.. . In fact the EFCC needs to invite him to explain the source of the money

And this is the young generation of PDP? ??

Nigeria my country

OP Do you know what a brand new car is at all?

Why would she overtake a convoy or she does not know what driving in a convoy means? Convoy means it should not be overtaken and the road should be paved clear before he gets there....people will know what to do and won't do and when one overzealous person slaps them Na long story we go hear