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Politics › Re: Ogah Demands EFCC Probe Of Cubana Chief Priest by tonye33(m): 9:13pm On Sep 11
Stray bullet hit Monday D7 join
Phone/Internet Market › Re: Fairly Used Iphone 12pro For Sale by tonye33(op):
Imalwayshorny:
200k before I DM you on WhatsApp
If i accept the 200k fear no go catch you to buy?
Phone/Internet Market › Fairly Used Iphone 12pro For Sale by tonye33(op): 8:53am On Sep 05
IPhone 12pro (Gold)
256GB
Everything active
Battery health 75%

Call: 07014977756

Romance › Re: My Cousin Needs Advice From The Public by tonye33(op): 2:37pm On Aug 21
Gotocourt:
My cousin is you angry
But I'm not your cousin grin grin
Romance › Re: My Cousin Needs Advice From The Public by tonye33(op): 1:43pm On Aug 21
Stephen0mozzy:
I have said it before, I'll say it again.

Whatever our sins, whatever the sins of our ancestors, may the gods never punish us with sons who have empty balls. May they not curse us with weak sons that are not even worth being daughters.
Calm down

It's not that deep grin grin grin
Romance › Re: My Cousin Needs Advice From The Public by tonye33(op): 1:42pm On Aug 21
Sometimes life gives you a surprise you never prepared for.
Romance › My Cousin Needs Advice From The Public by tonye33(op): 1:39pm On Aug 21
My cousin was dating this lady who was very friendly and respectful. While they were dating, her call-up letter came, and she was posted to Abuja for NYSC. So, they started a long-distance relationship. They didn’t get to see each other throughout her service year until she returned to the city where my cousin lived.

Every time he tried to see her, she would come up with different excuses about going for an interview and other things. Until one day, she told him there was something she wanted to discuss with him.

In my cousin’s mind, he thought she wanted to talk about their relationship because he hadn’t proposed yet. So, he bought a ring and went to meet her at the agreed venue.

When he got there, he noticed she looked a little chubbier than usual. He took a closer look and discovered something that completely shocked him

She was heavily pregnant.

According to her, she had dated a fellow corps member during her service year and got pregnant in the process. The guy disappeared immediately after their passing-out ceremony.

She apologized for cheating and asked if they could still continue their relationship.

My cousin came home completely broken and kept asking everyone the same question: “Can I still marry her?”

Source: https://x.com/i/status/2090481920295530756
Autos › Re: Clean Foreign Used 2016 Hyundai Sonata Sport 2.0T @ 15.8M by tonye33(m): 11:02am On Aug 21
Can it go for N14M? Let's deal
Family › Re: Fiction: Behind Every Successful Man Is A Woman To push Him Forward by tonye33(op): 9:23pm On Aug 20
Your changing win is clearly invested in your success more than her own comfort.
Family › Fiction: Behind Every Successful Man Is A Woman To push Him Forward by tonye33(op): 9:22pm On Aug 20
A group of tourists visited a crocodile farm. The owner took them to the edge of a huge lake teeming with very hungry crocs. Then he shouted…
“Whoever swims across this lake and reaches the other side alive will receive $1m

Everyone became silent. No one moved at all. Fear once again proved stronger than money..
All of a sudden… they all heard a splash in the water. One man fell into the water and began swimming desperately. As the crocodile closed in, he kept swimming with all his might. Panic swept through the crowd, everyone was screaming Still breathing heavily, the man replied..

“I didn’t jump, someone pushed me.” A few moments later, the truth came out. It was his own wife who had pushed him.

MORAL: Behind every successful man stands a great woman, ready to push him toward success.

If you were in his shoes..would you continue the marriage or file for a divorce?

Autos › Re: 2010 Model Ford Transit Used Super Clean Selling Fast by tonye33(m): 10:37pm On Jun 08
hubcruz:
No it can’t be sold for 5m thanks.
What's your best price?
Autos › Re: 2010 Model Ford Transit Used Super Clean Selling Fast by tonye33(m): 5:31pm On Jun 07
hubcruz:
First registration, Original parts
Manual Transmission
All Wheel
Drivetrain
3 Seats
V6 Cylinders
Yes
Registered

Price: 8.5m
Hide options
Looking for a hardworking and dependable van? This Ford Transit is ready for action! Ideal for logistics, deliveries, or converting into your dream mobile business. It boasts a spacious interior, robust engine, and the trusted Ford reliability that keeps you on the road.
Features:
Spacious cargo area (see interior image!)
Durable and dependable Ford Transit model
Good working condition
Economical to maintain
Nigerian-used, well-maintained
Great for various business needs (e.g., haulage, logistics, mobile services)
Rental also available
Price is slightly negotiable.

Call Mr Tony: 07064603556
Email: edaautos@gmail.com.
BBM: D8863984
Whats app: 07064603556
IG:@hubcruz
Facebook Page: Facebook.com/hubcruzofficial

Please take note: In order to curb fraudulent activities, No form of payment should be made or will be accepted unless after physical inspection and agreement. Thanks for your patronage.
Can this be sold for 5M?
Car Talk › Re: Most Reliable Toyota Camry by tonye33(m): 9:29pm On May 12
The pencil light have a better fuel economy, the big daddy has a better air conditioning system, the Spider have a bigger space and looks more expensive than it's price and the 2012 looks finer than all joined together
Crime › Re: Vehicle Hijacker Looks Unrecognisable After Attack By Angry Mob (Photo) by tonye33(op):
Okpolor eye e no be open eye

Crime › Vehicle Hijacker Looks Unrecognisable After Attack By Angry Mob (Photo) by tonye33(op): 7:09pm On Mar 12
Suspected vehicle hijacker looks unrecognisable after being attacked by angry mob

A man suspected of being involved in vehicle hijackings was reportedly assaulted by members of the public after he was allegedly caught before carrying out a planned hijacking.

The incident is said to have happened along Winnie Mandela Drive towards Diepsloot in South Africa on Wednesday, March 11, 2026.

According to reports, community members confronted the man after accusing him of attempting to hijack a vehicle, which led to the situation escalating.

Authorities continue to urge residents not to take the law into their own hands and instead report suspected criminal activity to the police so that it can be handled through the proper legal process.
https://www.lindaikejisblog.com/2026/3/suspected-vehicle-hijacker-looks-unrecognisable-after-being-attacked-by-angry-mob.html

Autos › Re: DISTRESS Sale Of Foreign Used 2013 Camry. by tonye33(m): 6:29pm On Feb 19
Very cheap and good offer. Can i get the vin number?
Politics › Re: The New Rivers State House Of Assembly Block by tonye33(op): 9:15pm On Feb 10
I hope it'll be commissioned by Wike

Politics › The New Rivers State House Of Assembly Block by tonye33(op): 9:14pm On Feb 10
Rivers Politics:

This administrative block will be commissioned by Governor Sim Fubara and handed over to the legislative arm.

This building will host the presentation of Rivers State's 2026 appropriations bill.

Speaker Martins Amaewhule will finally see a budget.

Peace is wonderful!

Politics › Councillors Beat Asari-Toru LG Chairman, Onengiyeofori George In Rivers State by tonye33(op): 1:38pm On Feb 04
There was pandemonium in the Asari-Toru Local Government Area of Rivers State on Tuesday following a face-off between the chairman of the local government, Hon. Onengiyeofori George and leader of the council legislative assembly, Hon. Ibifiri.

The cause of the face-off could not be ascertained at the time of filing this report.

However, it was learned that following a heated arguement between the duo, councillors took side with the LGA assembly leader and beat up the council chairman.

A video clip making the rounds, captured moments the council chairman reportedly took to his heel.

Rivers State has been enveloped in political crisis since 2023 following a fallout between Governor Siminalayi Fubara and his estranged political godfather Nyesom Wike.
https://dailypost.ng/2026/02/03/councillors-beat-up-lg-chairman-in-rivers-video/


Source

Properties › How I Lived With A Snake In My House For Months by tonye33(op): 11:27am On Feb 01
By: @GodsgreatG/twitter

I remember a time when I was unknowingly living alongside a snake for over two months. I would spot it occasionally, try to kill it, and it would always manage to escape. That went on until one evening when it came out in search of food and finally ran out of luck.

If you live close to farms or busy, overgrown areas, it’s important to keep your surroundings clean and fumigated. It can make a real difference.

This is so sad.
Source

Autos › Re: Toks Hyundai sonata 2016 model for sale by tonye33(m): 7:50am On Jan 21
Akindoubleyou:
BEST SONATA IN LAGOS!!!!

DECEMBER 2025 IMPORT!!!!

FOREIGN USED 2016 SONATA FULL OPTION ACCIDENT FREE

✅THUMBSTART/KEYLESS
✅PANORAMIC ROOF
✅LEATHER/FABRIC MIX INTERIOR
✅REVERSE CAMERA
✅FIRST BODY
✅ACCIDENT FREE
✅4 PLUG ENGINE

14.9

08108855813
What's the mileage?
Autos › Re: Toyota Highlander 2010 Model Forsale(foreign used) by tonye33(m): 7:36am On Jan 21
lekkys:
Price now reduced to 7m
When it reduces to 2M let me know
Culture › Re: Viral Video Of Nigerian Woman Performing River Ritual Sparks Reactions (photos) by tonye33(m): 11:24am On Jan 10
Gas kwa?

Chef mammy water

Autos › Re: Toyota Camry Sport For Sale 10.3m Negotiable by tonye33(m): 11:30am On Nov 25, 2025
LeeMason:
It’s a G-wagon not a Venza please take correction
How's that a G-wagon when the picture clearly shows it's a swarm buggy
Autos › Re: 2016 Model Lexus Rx350 Base Edition Full Option Good Deal Accident Free by tonye33(m): 2:16pm On Nov 16, 2025
hubcruz:
PURE ACCIDENT FREE
Leather seats
Nav System
Thumb start
Steering control
Reverse cam.
Alloy wheels.
Ac chilling.
V6 Engine.
Lots more.


Clearance year and Odometer
Price: 48m
Nairaland General › Re: Snake Killed Today By A Mechanic by tonye33(op): 7:07pm On Nov 13, 2025
Lalastical food is ready

Nairaland General › Snake Killed Today By A Mechanic by tonye33(op): 6:29pm On Nov 13, 2025
See the snake killed today by a mechanic

How can a venomous snake be identified please?

Nairaland General › Re: Tour Around The City Of Port Harcourt And It's Beautiful Infrastructures by tonye33(op): 11:24am On May 21, 2025
More
Nairaland General › Re: Tour Around The City Of Port Harcourt And It's Beautiful Infrastructures by tonye33(op):
More photos

Nairaland General › Re: Tour Around The City Of Port Harcourt And It's Beautiful Infrastructures by tonye33(op): 11:14am On May 21, 2025
God bless Rivers state

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