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really? read it again.

Girl : If you are Smiling , send me your Smiles

If you are sleeping ,send me your dreams :]

If you are crying , Send me your Tears :}

Boy : Now , Im in
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Toilet , What should i send?

Death came to a guy and said,"My friend today is your day, ".

The guy said,"But I am not ready!".

Then death said,"Well your name is the next on my list, ".

So the guy told death,"Ok why don't you take a seat and I will get you something to eat before we go?".

Then death said,"All right, ".

The guy gave death some food with sleeping pills in it, death finished eating and fell into a deep sleep.

The guy took the list & removed his name from top of the list to the bottom of the list.

When death woke up he said to the guy, "I will start from the bottom of the list because you have been so very nice to me,

not again.

folaham i create dis my self,

ajibele u dont need to tell us, we`ve already known u come from trash.

A lady approaches her priest and tells him “Father,I have 2 female talking parrots, but they only knw how to say one thing; ‘Hi, we’re prostitutes. Want to have some fun?’” “That’s terrible!” the priest exclaimed, “I have a solution to your problem.Bring ur 2 female parrots over to my house and I wil put them with my 2 male talkin parrots whom I taught to pray and read the bible. My parrots will teach ur parrots to stop saying that terrible phrase and ur female parrots will learn the joys of praise and worship.” “Thank you!” the woman responded. The next day the woman brings her female parrots to the priest’s house. His 2 male parrots are holding the rosary beads and praying in their cage. The lady puts her 2 female parrots in with the male parrots and the female parrots say “Hi we’re prostitutes, want to have some fun?” One male parrot looks over at the other male parrot and exclaims, “Put the beads away, brother. Our prayers have been answered!









A police officer sees a man driving around with a pickup truck full of penguins. He pulls the guy over and says, "You can't drive around with penguins in this town! Take them to the zoo immediately."
The guy says okay, and drives away. The next day, the officer sees the guy still driving around with the truck full of penguins -- and they're all wearing sunglasses. He pulls the guy over and demands, "I thought I told you to take these penguins to the zoo yesterday?"
The guy replies, "I did. Today I'm taking them to the beach!"

dream about u
getting close to u

wat a f**k, u never told me u re sally gay?

looking for my rainboot to kick u real hard and making sure u will never remember ur password on nl again.

thought nl jokes was made for adults?
wat a hell jambite like ajibele was doin here?

(looking for my insecticide) there`s cockroach in my house named markus,

i can answer that only when i become a woman,

Fact about women:
They can see a hair of a girl
on their husband's coat from 20
meters,
but can't see a pillar from 2
, meters
while parking a car,

dont tell me u like dis joke Ajibel?

How a man withdraws cash from the ATM:
1) Park the car
2) Go to ATM
3) Insert card
4) Enter PIN
, 5) Take money
6) Drive away

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How a woman withdraws cash from the ATM:
1) Park the car
2) Check makeup
3) Turn off engine
4) Check makeup
5) Go to ATM
6) Hunt for ATM card in the purse
7) Insert card
Hit cancel
9) Hunt in purse for chit with PIN written on it
10) Insert card
11) Enter PIN
12) Take cash
13) Go to car
14) Check makeup
15) Start car
16) Stop car
17) Run bck 2 ATM
18) Take ATM card
19) Back 2 car
20) Check makeup
21) Start car
22) Check makeup
23) Drive for a mile
24)Release HAND BRAKE

then u got amnesia. we re on the same page.

dont forget to pee someday too.

u got ma respect bro, but i must commend u for doin ur job wonderfuly well here on nl,

CRITICISM? GIVE ME A BREAK,

Do you Like me as I am??
Or do I haVe to
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Request GOD to impRove your
taste ??

Nobody teaches
Volcanoes to erupt,
Tsunamis to devastate,
Hurricanes to sway around
&
no one teaches
How to choose a Wife,
NATURAL DISASTERS JUST
HAPPEN.


Hey U Know
Which is the best day to
propose a girl, April 1
U Know Why??
If she accept its your luck
otherwise just tell April Foooooll.



You know why women starts
with 'W',
because all questions start with
"W", !
Who ?
Why ?
What ?
When ?
Which ?
Whom ?
Where ?
&
Finally Wife, !!

@ajibele, ooops my bad dint know i bite so hard. sorry thats how we appreciate good deeds from ppl.

ok i got it, thanx a lot assclown.

help ur brada here and get me a job plzzzzzzzz,

old, but still funny though.

here`s the answer for 1+1.
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shame on u if u re really looking for the answer
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True Love is like a pillow. U could HUG it when Ur in trouble. U could CRY on it when Ur in pain. U could EMBRACE it when Ur
happy. Want True Love?





buy urself a pillow,

Husband: If I die, will you
remarry?
Wife: No! I'll stay with
my sister. But if I die will you
remarry?
Husband: No, I'll also stay
with your sister.

Ben 10 e no easy to crack joke nah,
but i`ll try.

Police officer : Sir I am extremely sorry to say, but your wife has been involved in a fatal car crash & we would like u to accompany us so you can identify the dead body.''
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DRUNK Husband Responds: "Ahh!, I'm a bit busy right now. Can't you take a photo and tag me on Facebook, if its her i will click LIKE,

dont know why ur neighbour alwayz allows u play wit his lappy,

Girl:It’s 2 tight
Boy:Don’t worry,I’ll do it slowly,
Gal:Push it in,
Boy:Ah, I can’t,
Gal:It’s painful,
Boy:Forget it.
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We’ll buy new WEDDING RING!