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mustspin leave those losers, its a great joke.
thanx.

y`ll got punkd period.

Good,Bad,Worse
Good- You have a beautiful wife and asexy girlfriend
Bad - Ur wife turns out to be a lesbian
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Worse- she is having an affair with your girlfriend

A baby dog asks mama dog: Howpapa looks like. Mama dog said:"Your dad came from behind, I didn't have the chance to see his face carefully!"








Wife was teaching English to husband.

Wife:I'm Beautiful
I'm Slim
My Face is Cute
I'm hot

Which tense is this?

Husband: It's Past Tens

very funny studio, but why ibo nah?

gatto admit, dis is very funny.
thanx studio.

A trucker who was speeding down a steep hill noticed a man and a woman lying on the center of the road making love. He blew his horn several times as he was bearing down on them. Realising that they were not about to get out of his way, he slammed on his brakes and stopped just inches from them.

He got out of his truck madder than hell and looked down at the two still in the road and yelled "what the hell is the matter with u two?" "Did u hear me blowing the horn?" "You could have been kill, ed!"

The man lying on the road obviously satisfied and not concerned looked up and said, "Look, I was coming, she was coming, you were coming. You were the only one with the brakes.

reason why nl got losers was because of people like ape above me,

ajibele ur problem don pass becareful,

Why students Fail? Let's look at the whole Year.

Sundays 52 in a year,

Days left 313.

Summer holidays 50,

Days left 263.

8 hrs daily sleep-130 days,

Days left 141.

1 hr daily playing means 15 days,

Days left 126.

2 hrs daily for eating means 30 days.

Days left 96.

1 hr talking means 15 days,

Days left 81.

Exams days 35 days,

Days left 46.

Eid & Gov holidays 20,

Days left 26.

Movies, TV at least 25 days,

Days left 1.

That 1 day is your BIRTHDAY.

Doctor:What happened?
Patient:I have fever.
Doctor:Ok, go back to your home; take a bath with ice cold water, then lie under fan for 12 hours without any clothes. Come back tomorrow.
Patient:I will be fine then?
Doctor:No. you will get Pneumonia.
Patient:What?
Doctor:Don’t worry. I am only a Pneumonia specialist.

ya studio u re living up to ur families name, but i still have hope that someday u will change.

(on ma knees praying rosary for ya)

u just made ma day.
nice one, truly nice

plz i apologize for my long absent on nl, its just that My Wi-Fi suddenly stopped working
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Then I realised that my neighbours haven't paid the bills,
how irresponsible.

i understand, not every one has the privilege of been raise in a good home, ppl like studio makes me weeep.
but i`ll continue praying for them.

hmmmm! studio try to be civilize for once nah. really dont think u can afford ma trouble, but lucky u am in a better mood,

u re right studio coz i`ve complaining about diz my eyez, but thank God i still discovered old jokes when i see one.

but studio dis one don over old nah. but still very funny though.

booqee u know wats up,

Guy: My Dad is a Millionaire and 93 yrs old , he will die soon and i will be rich, will u marry me?

Girl: No.
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A week later she was his mother!



Moral : Never give ideas to a Woman.

A couple lived in tiny house, wanted to have SEX without the knowledge of their son !

They started having SEX in bedroom and asked their son to stand in balcony and keep telling them whats happening ,
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Son : John is buying fruits , tina is playing and Uncle Michael is fu*kking his wife,

Dad : What ? Is he doing it openly ?
Son : No
Dad : Then hOw do you know

Son : His son is also standing in the balcony

old, but still funny.

for once i think i concur wit Ajibel.

seeing it be4, but very funny.

dont say something that will attract my fist to your face,

ajibele why dont u go and hang urself instead of looking for someone to do the job for u,

hahahahah! i like women wey no stingy,

nice one poster

dint ur mama teach u anything about trust huh?

Gawwwd! go home joke don finish. na wetiin u wan hear again.

check under ur pant bright.

heard it be4, but still funny.

nice one studio.

Eldave i no vex but how i go make am follow?

DAd - Son, stop watching P#rn I'm Hearing it Upto my Room.
Son- Dad I'm Not Watching P#rn. It's Maria Sharapova Playing Tennis.