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thanx booqee. muah!

thanx booqee, muah!

not everyone takes weeed ode, plz address me in a civilize way.

i know ur problem ODE. lol, wat a name.

come to my office 2morrow i have a cheque waiting for.


*walking angrily to govnt house to do something about poverty alleviation*

really? my bad. thought i was in a touching story section.

gawd. dis school wey i no go sef.

ODE? ur name have said it all.









*walking out wit pity*

nope bright its a touching story.

God bless u poster, cooool.

menses u may be right, but at least they will definitely call me DADA.

mcdonald i don hear.

can i go now?

mr bones, will get back to u later cos am busy now making my gurl to be a mother,



premature child cant do that, can he?

mikus no be my fault, na my male teachers hate cos am too handsome to snatch all their gurls.

studio and menses how come u guyz dint get the first training every kids gets at home,

never trust anyone.

read the joke when i was in kindergarten,

poster thanx for taking me back in 80s.

mr bornes plzzz i don born pikin, sowi i mean child, no no no kid. watever,


just call me a man dawg.

obioma call police,

mtchewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

wow! and i never wet the joke wit ma pure water,










*goin home wit ma bags of pure water*

If Barclays Premier League would have been a class-room, then:

Arsenal is a boy who works hard through out the year but fails to succeed.

Manchester City is a spoilt child who purchases all the expensive books but is never interested in reading them.

Liverpool is a child who is very much proud of the academic achievements of his grand father.

Manchester United is a boy who just performs in the final exams and tops the class.

Chelsea is a boy who fails and puts the blame of failure on his teachers and then his family finds a new teacher for him every year.

booqee i don cock my gun put finger for trigger waitning for dani to give me order,
then i saw the pix on ur profile,






lucky u i don hurt pretty gurls,

menses wat re u still doin here?
thought i don marchet ur head wit my cutlass.

lol. u re something else, but e no easy to even steal joke now,

why the insult nah dani? go north go ask them the meaning of aboki,

if the joke dry dont worry i dey come wit pure water to wet am.

dani me i like am for ur accent,






aboki.

hold on markus plz let me look for it,









looking for my cutlass.

(A biker saw one girl about to jump off a bridge, so he stopped his Bike)
Biker: what are you doing?
Girl: committing suicide.
Biker: well. Before you die i want to kiss you please?
Girl : Okay.
, (after kissing)
Biker: Wow! that was the best kiss in my life, but why are you
committing suicide?
Girl: Because my parents don’t like me dressing like a girl.
BIKER JUMPED OFF THE BRIDGE

for real dani, did u ban that ghanian malam?

brightoo7 that wouldnt be a bad idea, but am grateful u re leading the prayer gruop.