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Na hotel you dey stay? Learn to cook.

How old are you?

@Onila, the important thing is to get rid of the tribe barrier. #detribalizeyourself. No tribe is better than the next. That said, you will enjoy all meals subsequently, provided you don't over do it.

Rock! Rock!! Rock!!!
Any rock song would do.

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thekingisback:
I'm yet to see anyone opening a thread to condemn the activities of these herdsmen but I can't count the number of threads that have been opened to call NDA criminals and peaceful too.

@thekingisback
https://www.nairaland.com/2954910/what-solution-these-murderous-fulani#43223980
That's the link to the thread that was opened a few weeks back concerning these murderous Fulani herdsmen. Feel free to read and share your views.

Robbers entered a house, asked for all the money and valuables. After collecting what they cld, they gave the man of the house a gun with
instructions to shoot his wife or else he be shot himself.
The man gets the gun, points it at his wife and hesitates. He is thinking of what he has gone through in life with his wife and how she has suffered and sacrificed for him. He hands back the gun and says, “I am sorry I
can’t do this…
...“The boss of the robbers silently
grabbed the gun from him and passed it on to the wife with the same instruction. The wife got the gun and without any single hesitation pointed to her husband’s head and pulled the trigger. But the gun had no bullets in it.
The robbers got their gun and walked out of the house laughing.
QUESTIONS FOR DISCUSSION
1. If you were the man in that house how would you react towards your wife?
2. If you were the wife, what
explanation can you give to your
husband!
3. If you were invited to bring peace between this couples, what advice would you give?

May 31

I believe the author of this piece is a man. How can you have a husband, much less have kids? Is gay marriage now allowed in Nigeria or did you have a gender and organ change?
I strongly suggest you see a doctor for confirmation then a shrink for psychological evaluation and assistance.

Same old fallacy of generalization @jadekitana. You make it sound like it's "all men" when you should have stated "some men". Intimacy with your partner should be discussed by both of you. Unless there's a pay-as-you-go agreement between both parties.
The pre and post-coitus gists fosters greater emotional bonding and understanding.

I also served in GDSS Natsinta barracks on Jibya road years ago. The students there were unruly and unwilling to learn anything. Even their permanent teachers were afraid of them. They were quite overage too to be in secondary school. Imagine a 22yr old graduate teaching his/her age mates still in SS1, 2 & 3.

This is a laudable project you have embarked on and I hope the school and students would appreciate it.

Brings back good memories too, with evening hangouts in mami market and friday tombola at the officers mess. Do they still sell wapa yoghurt in town? Some nights, the CO and adjutant would drive us into Niger republic to drink beer because it was the only place around to get very cold beer.

This girl is 17? Proper jail bait!!!

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Freeze is just a confused OAP. Always digressing and confusing issues. Quote me. FYI, they both went to school. One went to unilag the other went to the school of hard knocks. Full Streets.
Unilag grad gas scholarships in line waiting and possible great hobs as well. The other is already benefitting from her scholarships.
Freeze should shut up and stop ranting. Who God bless, no man curse.
He should focus on helping the less privileged instead of showing of imitations of expensive wristwàtches if he is so rich.

Take a picture of the supposed specimen and post on NL. We men shall analyze the content of the picture then give feedback on if it's truly an object of attraction or a figment of your imagination.

I know this write up isn't originally yours, but for posting it I can tell ............. I love the way you think. You got a man? PM me.

Terrorism in Nigeria is quickly taking the form of a hydra. Cut off 1 head and have 2 more grow to replace the lost one. With the current alarming spate of murders of at least 1 known monarch in Delta state, individuals, farmers and policemen, sacking of communities, cattle rustling and their personal signature of kidnapping monarchs and other dignitaries being carried out by AK-47 wielding, dagger carrying murderous fulani herdsmen, one would rightly want to believe that the Nigerian security agencies would be quick to act to mitigate against further unprovoked attacks by this set of individuals and put an end to this madness.
Truth be told, our security operative in Nigerian and all very committed, gallant and proactive, alas, we all see these herdsmen walking around fully armed, with AK-47s, daggers, bows and arrows and other deadly weapons, yet our operatives do not make moves to stop them, even if it's to confiscate their weapons to ensure peace while they (herdsmen) go about their business.
However, one can't stop but wonder if these murderers have some spiritual/political angel(s) watching over them. Some have been granted amnesty, some killed, some allegedly been caught while we still have uncountable others roaming freely, still armed and very dangerous.
New revelations have added another twist. They aren't Nigerians. They are Malians and Chadians, according to this report http://www.punchng.com/notorious-herdsmen-are-malians-chadians-igp/... Now the blame is on our porous borders and those in charge of border control are responsible for the bloodbath these 'Malians' and 'Chadians' have unleased on unarmed, defenseless Nigerians living, working, struggling, and paying their taxes in Nigeria. Not in Mali. Not in Chad. But in Nigeria.
Today they were alleged to be sacking a community in Benue state. WHYYYYY?
Makes one want to ask - Are our security operatives really on top of this situation of defending Nigeria and Nigerians from enemies both foreign and within or is there some superior order preventing them from taking action to prevent further barbaric acts by this group of miscreants?
This is not a hate inspired write-up but I'm merely trying to seek a dialogue to seek the solution to another impending menace.

We need to look at this objectively. Don't believe all you see. I'm not one for showmanship in the house of God. She could've been hypnotised or had her delusions activated. We need to see the entire video from the moment she left her seat to when she got in front of the pastor.

With the appointment of Ali Modu Sheriff as party chairman, PDP has indeed proven that..."Ori bibe ni ogun ori fifo"...

chenor:
Lol I smell something fishy

Your nose go soon begin work overtime.

Nice write up on the women with heavy yansh and kegs thingy.
Looking at your profile pic, you are definitely well endowed and shouldn't be intimidated by starring eyes and rude comments. You are a queen, stand tall and proud, knowing that those who stare and pass comments aren't real men. You deserve a real man who would treat you like the queen you are.

Yewande Fatoki #therealkarishika #Justice4Lowo....
She must burnnnnn!!!!

What effrontery? Can we go to China and attempt to kill their citizens in the name of work? Annoyingly this is a steady occurrence in Nigeria, while our government turns a blind eye.
This China man must be produced and delivered to the people. The police might have been compromised...
Give the China man his chance to show off his jet li skills against the angry Nigerian mob.

[quote author=INTROVERT post=42723623][b]Oliseh flees Nigeria, accuses staff of witchcraft
Demands 10m for accommodation By Tony Ubani


After contracting a virus in one of his official assignments, camp sources informed that the former Juventus player has alleged occultic manipulations by his enemies on his life and has vowed to flee far from the country to where they could not fly to attack him.

“He is always scared in camp and suspicious of even members of his back room staff”, a close source to the team informed. The source said that the outspoken coach allegedly confronted his staff and warned them that there were many witches and wizards who were trying to undermine the success of the Eagles. “He warned those fond of putting their hands in their pockets before shaking him to desist or keep their handshakes as he feared they touch objects concealed in their pockets before offering to shake him”, the source said. "

Chei!!!! Travails of a clueless boss. I'm sure he hears voices and sees dead people too......
Shioooorrrr...!!!! Abeg make una tie am carry am go T.B Joshua church before him enter market.

Dammiesugar:
Thanks to everyone that said congratulations, things of joy will never depart from you and for those that never believed goodluck. I got the job through instagram. You can also get job through linkedin.... upload a processional bio on the site, always share meaningful contents pertaining to work or your field and check for companies direct email add and send your cv to them. Goodluck everyone

Congrats Dammie

tonyobj:
Every man wants a woman who is willing to learn. You have already labelled this chap your boyfriend.....

Don't be like Yemi Alade in search of Johnny..
ADAPT and be like Janet...

Or...

Follow Harry Songs on Instagram and watch your boo get a boo

There is a Yoruba adage...
"Oko po n'ita, ko si Oko n'ita!"

INTROVERT:
And I'm like ..... haven't responded to any of his messages since Friday. .

Every man wants a woman who is willing to learn. You have already labelled this chap your boyfriend.....

Don't be like Yemi Alade in search of Johnny..
ADAPT and be like Janet...

Or...

Follow Harry Songs on Instagram and watch your boo get a boo

When you start having kids, please by mindful of what names you give them. This man is a living testimony.

dollyjoy:
i dnt know maybe you can educate me.



Have always haboured that mentality that men have higher sex drive.

Dishabour that mentality my dear. There are a lot of girls on self prescribed, self induced rohypnol (rephnol) also known as a date rape drug. They are practically walking, talking, breathing embodiments of unending wetness.

These fulanis are becoming a menace that the government needs to tackle immediately. They have been killing, looting and kidnapping with impunity and unchecked.
Olu Falae was kidnapped by Fulani herdsmen/gun men.
Obi of Ubulu-Uku in Delta state (a 1st class ruling monarch), Nigeria, was kidnapped and killed by Fulani herdsmen/gun men.
So many other people across Nigeria have been killed by these Fulani people.
Now a police DPO was among 30 people killed on Sunday by the same Fulani gun men.
Yet our government turns another blind eye.

This issue should be stopped immediately.