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dollyjoy:Gerrarahiaaa jor....as if you don't know!!! |
Solid "Tales by Moonlight" piece. |
Saturday Teaser Follow the link http://scam-dalous..com/2016/01/saturday-teaser.html and find 6 words in the image |
mylordship:Are you advertising fr your new miracle centre/shrine/church/mosque/ile-keu? |
24 year old virgin |
kennygee:And some lost their souls in the process. |
MadCow1:While you are here hating, this guy sent all his kids to the university doing this. He has major property in Benin from doing this. He's been at this game for over 30 years. Don't look down on hardworking people because they aren't sitting behind some fancy office desk and looting funds. |
Interesting. Beautiful pictures. Great tourism destination and could yield high revenues. Sadly, my fellow Nigerians won't be caught dead in a forest this thick, all in the name of tourism. |
youngberry001:FYI, it's not a car... It's a motorized tricycle. |
What's bad? |
I start with nervousness. Clichés and sentences that, even for me, seem terribly cheesy. “I don’t do this often…” And yes, it’s true. But I’m sure you don’t care. We are using one another for things we don’t willingly verbalize. Even if we know it’s true. There is no permanence here. You only want me when I’m there. I only want you when I hear the ache in your voice. You text me when there’s something you’d like to see. And truth be told, sharing my unclothedness never bothered me. You don’t text me to see how I’m doing, or ask about my family. You want to know when I’m in town, how my ass curves in jeans. And I don’t mind. I know what we are, Darling. I’m looking for your nudity too. But maybe this time, I’ll send you my vulnerability. The time my mother called me during 5th period. How I was in the locker room changing when I heard, “It’s cancer.” How I fell to the ground, girls rushing to my side to pick me back up. The time I researched my family roots and traced manic depression as far as I could see. How I was scared of my own blood, because it so often boils and then runs cold. The time I loved him so much and he loved me too but it wasn’t enough. How I finally understood the importance of timing. All the little bits you can’t see when you’re clutching my breasts. When you’re tearing at my clothes. That I can get so bare with you and you still can’t see. This time when you ask for a picture, I want you to get the big one. The full one. Just this once, I’m going to give you all of me. |
If this your story is true, what stops you from filing for a divorce, then call for a meeting of both families, armed with your evidences? |
I wonder where your generation is headed too. Did you ask him for assistance with your accommodation fee? |
In Yoruba language there is a saying "Oko lo po n'ita. Ko si Oko n'ita." English translation: "Lots of phalluses out there. No husbands." If you are husband hunting, put your standards aside (when it comes to matters of the heart and your future happiness, standards are for window shoppers). Remember days of humble beginnings and watch all the episodes of the series "Annie and 2face Idibia". Girls who jilted Patoranking when he was selling rat poison and rat catcher in traffic will see him today and bite their fingers... Saying "Had I known." |
Where is Lai 'Lie' Mohammed? Why did he deceive these people? |
Absolutely beautiful piece. Most impressive. |
Do unto others what you want them to do unto you. He had it coming. Christmas in SCID, Panti no be where dem dey do holiday. May it not be our portion. |
Do unto others what you want them to do unto you. He had it coming. Christmas in SCID, Panti no be where dem dey do holiday. May it not be our portion in Jesus name. |
Without trying to put Ijebu people down, but charity begins at home. Ijebu people have a wealthy culture and are wealthy people. Don't wait for Mike Adenuga or the government to do what you can do for yourselves. Why should there be a high rate of illiteracy among the youths and underdevelopment in Ijebu? This is pure wickedness. When Ijebu land is know across the world for the lavish parties they throw every single weekend. You folks should throw less lavish parties and invest that money on educating your younger generation and yourselves. Start something positive rolling and the rest of the southwest would follow suit. |
celebgists:Celebgist is it any of your business? |
gunners160:You will go to jail for rape. |
ibedun:@Ibedun I marvel at the eagerness of your fingers to display your level of intellectual ignorance and abject stupidity. Have you ever succeeded at building anything constructive in your life? A man makes money by selling exotic and state of the art cars... Paupers are complaining. The cars are out there.... If you can afford them, buy....if not.... Window shop and waka pass. Maybe e go motivate you to work harder and smarter. Nobody go fight you. The last paragraph of your writeup displays just how much of an slowpoke you are. Any Nigerian in today's world who is still tribalistic is nothing but a FOOL. P.S: Be guarded.... |
bewla:Bewla, what has the senator in the ward where your village is and the senator of the ward where you currently reside done for their communities? |
adedayourt:Let's finish season 1 first. Trial for these savages is a complete waste of time. |
Btruth:Yes, it can. |
Explorers:Who took care of all the beautiful women they left behind? |
These law makers must be funny people. Isn't it ironic how easy it is for them to pass bills to favour themselves and how hard it is for them to pass bills that would favour Nigeria and every common citizen. Absolute lobbish!!! |
The girl fine sha. Still single too. |
Paid publicity. From this haphazardly orchestrated interview, I smell guilt written all over him. Too many scripted questions and answers. This yeye journalist should pay nairalanders for wasting our time reading this trash. Share from the Kogi stolen loot the Audus gave you to write this poor defence in their case. |
thatsincerechic:@ work @ 9.30pm? |
Adaowerri111:Big lie...check out Sound Sultan (also a very high flyer) beside Basket Mouth. Faze is now faceless as 2face took his faze away. |
Do you know what the yoruba she-goat adviced the yoruba he-goat in a very similar situation as you have just narrated? "Lo beeeeeee!!!!!" |

