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RomanceRe: Nigerian Lady Lists Reasons Why Women Love Sex More Than Men by tonyobj(m): 2:39am On Jan 24, 2016
dollyjoy:
Women love sex than men?really?
Gerrarahiaaa jor....as if you don't know!!!
RomanceRe: Is She A Chronic Liar Or Is This Madness? by tonyobj(m): 6:35pm On Jan 22, 2016
Solid "Tales by Moonlight" piece.
Nairaland GeneralWeekend Brain Teaser by tonyobj(op): 12:42pm On Jan 16, 2016
Saturday Teaser


Follow the link http://scam-dalous..com/2016/01/saturday-teaser.html and find 6 words in the image
Christianity EtcRe: My Experience With The Super Natural by tonyobj(m): 6:28pm On Jan 14, 2016
mylordship:
Have you ever had a supernatural experience? share your experience.

One i had was one night at about 11pm when i was out with my uncle, actually he took me to a club, on getting there i saw three ladies walking with their heads as in their legs are upwards and their faces were downwards, in fear i told my uncle, and on seeing the ladies he said i'm just hallucinating, well i know what i saw that day.

My other experience is seeing a machine rider with his head on his hand, gosh up till now i have stopped entering a bike. 'you can share yours. cc
Are you advertising fr your new miracle centre/shrine/church/mosque/ile-keu?
RomanceRe: Have I Been Deflowered? by tonyobj(m): 6:18pm On Jan 14, 2016
24 year old virgin shocked most impressive.... I hereby apply to be your Gardner.
BusinessRe: Dangote And Otedola Flaunt Cheap Phones That Will Surprise You (Photos) by tonyobj(m): 6:24am On Jan 13, 2016
kennygee:
And many have sold their bodies for IPhone 6.
And some lost their souls in the process.
FashionRe: What A Fruit Seller Wore In Benin City(photo) by tonyobj(m): 6:20am On Jan 13, 2016
MadCow1:
Benin people and fhuck-up be like identical twins.




Check well, that guy na UNIBEN graduate.
While you are here hating, this guy sent all his kids to the university doing this. He has major property in Benin from doing this. He's been at this game for over 30 years.
Don't look down on hardworking people because they aren't sitting behind some fancy office desk and looting funds.
TravelRe: Omo Shasha Oluwa Forest Reserve (Pictures) by tonyobj(m): 6:11am On Jan 13, 2016
Interesting. Beautiful pictures. Great tourism destination and could yield high revenues. Sadly, my fellow Nigerians won't be caught dead in a forest this thick, all in the name of tourism.
Car TalkRe: Motorized Three-Wheel Tricycle Spotted In Onitsha (Photos) by tonyobj(m): 1:14pm On Jan 12, 2016
youngberry001:
hahahaha d car resemble frog grin
FYI, it's not a car... It's a motorized tricycle.
RomanceRe: We’re Only Interested In Each Other When We’re Naked By Ari Eastman by tonyobj(op): 2:11pm On Jan 09, 2016
What's bad?
RomanceWe’re Only Interested In Each Other When We’re Naked By Ari Eastman by tonyobj(op): 7:35am On Jan 09, 2016
I start with nervousness. Clichés and sentences that, even for me, seem terribly cheesy. “I don’t do this often…” And yes, it’s true. But I’m sure you don’t care. We are using one another for things we don’t willingly verbalize. Even if we know it’s true. There is no permanence here.
You only want me when I’m there.
I only want you when I hear the ache in your voice.
You text me when there’s something you’d like to see. And truth be told, sharing my unclothedness never bothered me. You don’t text me to see how I’m doing, or ask about my family. You want to know when I’m in town, how my ass curves in jeans. And I don’t mind. I know what we are, Darling. I’m looking for your nudity too.
But maybe this time, I’ll send you my vulnerability. The time my mother called me during 5th period. How I was in the locker room changing when I heard, “It’s cancer.” How I fell to the ground, girls rushing to my side to pick me back up.
The time I researched my family roots and traced manic depression as far as I could see. How I was scared of my own blood, because it so often boils and then runs cold.
The time I loved him so much and he loved me too but it wasn’t enough. How I finally understood the importance of timing.
All the little bits you can’t see when you’re clutching my breasts. When you’re tearing at my clothes. That I can get so bare with you and you still can’t see.
This time when you ask for a picture, I want you to get the big one. The full one. Just this once, I’m going to give you all of me.
FamilyRe: Wife's Infidelity; Please Advise. by tonyobj(m): 10:39pm On Jan 02, 2016
If this your story is true, what stops you from filing for a divorce, then call for a meeting of both families, armed with your evidences?
RomanceRe: He Wants Me To Grace His Bed For My Fee by tonyobj(m): 8:59pm On Jan 02, 2016
I wonder where your generation is headed too. Did you ask him for assistance with your accommodation fee?
RomanceRe: Why Do People Say Husbands Are Scarce When I Get At Least 2 Toasters In A Day? by tonyobj(m): 12:01am On Jan 02, 2016
In Yoruba language there is a saying "Oko lo po n'ita. Ko si Oko n'ita."
English translation: "Lots of phalluses out there. No husbands."
If you are husband hunting, put your standards aside (when it comes to matters of the heart and your future happiness, standards are for window shoppers). Remember days of humble beginnings and watch all the episodes of the series "Annie and 2face Idibia".
Girls who jilted Patoranking when he was selling rat poison and rat catcher in traffic will see him today and bite their fingers... Saying "Had I known."
PoliticsRe: More Graphic Photos Of The Horror Carried Out By Boko Haram Insurgents In Borno by tonyobj(m): 1:29am On Dec 31, 2015
Where is Lai 'Lie' Mohammed? Why did he deceive these people?
PoliticsRe: With Love From Sambisa - By Da Boomsha by tonyobj(m): 9:42pm On Dec 26, 2015
Absolutely beautiful piece. Most impressive.
CrimeRe: Rape Accusation Was To Punish My Boyfriend – Teenager by tonyobj(m): 9:28am On Dec 21, 2015
Do unto others what you want them to do unto you. He had it coming.
Christmas in SCID, Panti no be where dem dey do holiday. May it not be our portion.
CrimeRe: Rape Accusation Was To Punish My Boyfriend – Teenager by tonyobj(m): 9:28am On Dec 21, 2015
Do unto others what you want them to do unto you. He had it coming.
Christmas in SCID, Panti no be where dem dey do holiday. May it not be our portion in Jesus name.
TravelRe: A Look Into The Hometown Of Mike Adenuga !!! (pics ) by tonyobj(m): 8:48am On Dec 19, 2015
Without trying to put Ijebu people down, but charity begins at home.
Ijebu people have a wealthy culture and are wealthy people. Don't wait for Mike Adenuga or the government to do what you can do for yourselves. Why should there be a high rate of illiteracy among the youths and underdevelopment in Ijebu? This is pure wickedness. When Ijebu land is know across the world for the lavish parties they throw every single weekend.
You folks should throw less lavish parties and invest that money on educating your younger generation and yourselves.
Start something positive rolling and the rest of the southwest would follow suit.
CelebritiesRe: Is Adekunle Gold Of YBNL A Chronic Smoker? (Photo) by tonyobj(m): 6:09am On Dec 16, 2015
celebgists:
The talented artist of olamide's YBNL and also the ladies man among the group posted a slightly controversial picture today on instagram. In the pics it appears that the Singer has this unappealing awkwardly black lips of which he also acknowledge the fact himself.

The question is: are those natural ? or Shade's husband the orente master is secretly a stark smoker?

https://www.instagram.com/p/_UAAUlBkeI/
Celebgist is it any of your business?
RomanceRe: If You Were The One, What Would You Do To This Girl? by tonyobj(m): 5:57am On Dec 15, 2015
gunners160:
I WULD FIRST SCREAM GBESE RE O and start bitting my fingers for being stupid.After that,I wuld call the lady to come and collect 120k at my place but she should make sure she comes along with the 20k I gave her so that I can give her the 120k I promised. But if she told me she has already use up the money,I wuld just tell her no problem but the moment she gets to my house,I go tear are toto die then after everythng,I would usher r out of my house. Use me I use u. .50 50
You will go to jail for rape.
BusinessRe: Cosmas Maduka Covers Forbes Magazine by tonyobj(m):
ibedun:
THE SAME THIEF WHO SOLD THE NON EXISTENT BULLET PROOF BMW TO MADAM AVIATION STEALER ODUAH? This guy is a crook and he makes money not from a group of successful people but to the renegades robbing our treasury stealing from the masses and our unborn children.

COSMAS the thief specialises in selling over priced highly expensive car to our local, state and federal treasury looters.

People who adds little to no value to their fatherland ....... And he is a mere Igboman the SW. He is a nobody!!!
@Ibedun I marvel at the eagerness of your fingers to display your level of intellectual ignorance and abject stupidity.
Have you ever succeeded at building anything constructive in your life? A man makes money by selling exotic and state of the art cars... Paupers are complaining. The cars are out there.... If you can afford them, buy....if not.... Window shop and waka pass. Maybe e go motivate you to work harder and smarter. Nobody go fight you.
The last paragraph of your writeup displays just how much of an slowpoke you are. Any Nigerian in today's world who is still tribalistic is nothing but a FOOL.
P.S: Be guarded....
PoliticsRe: Murray-Bruce Gives Widows Half Of His Wardrobe Allowance (Pics) by tonyobj(m): 9:08am On Dec 06, 2015
bewla:
y half all now
Bewla, what has the senator in the ward where your village is and the senator of the ward where you currently reside done for their communities?
PoliticsRe: Military Arrests Another Wanted Boko Haram Suspect by tonyobj(m): 7:55am On Dec 05, 2015
adedayourt:
grin

arrest here arrest there we dont get to hear of trial nd sentense. .
Let's finish season 1 first. Trial for these savages is a complete waste of time.
Nairaland GeneralRe: Some Disturbing Facts You Probably Don't Know About DEATH. by tonyobj(m): 11:21am On Dec 03, 2015
Btruth:
Can eating of too much rice kill somebody? I know of a person that will eat rice 3 times a day and 365 days in a year. Just curious nii oooo. undecided
Yes, it can.
Nairaland GeneralRe: Some Disturbing Facts You Probably Don't Know About DEATH. by tonyobj(m): 11:20am On Dec 03, 2015
Explorers:
18. 80% of all Soviet males born in 1923 died in World War II.
Who took care of all the beautiful women they left behind?
PoliticsRe: Sahara Reporters And Ben Murray-Bruce 'Fight' Over Social Media Bill(Tweets) by tonyobj(m): 11:24pm On Dec 02, 2015
These law makers must be funny people. Isn't it ironic how easy it is for them to pass bills to favour themselves and how hard it is for them to pass bills that would favour Nigeria and every common citizen. Absolute lobbish!!!
PoliticsRe: Halima Dangote Visits Governor Ganduje (Photos) by tonyobj(m): 5:18am On Dec 01, 2015
The girl fine sha. Still single too.
FamilyRe: Mustapha Audu Tells His Story,says I am not a rapist! by tonyobj(m): 5:13am On Dec 01, 2015
Paid publicity. From this haphazardly orchestrated interview, I smell guilt written all over him. Too many scripted questions and answers.

This yeye journalist should pay nairalanders for wasting our time reading this trash. Share from the Kogi stolen loot the Audus gave you to write this poor defence in their case.
EducationRe: How I Used What I Had To Get What I Wanted In The University by tonyobj(m): 5:46am On Nov 26, 2015
thatsincerechic:
Pls guys I'm at work now. Will continue when I am less busy. Thanks
@ work @ 9.30pm?
CelebritiesRe: This Is Why Basketmouth Was In Linda Ikeji's Bedroom by tonyobj(m): 7:43am On Nov 25, 2015
Adaowerri111:
Linda has always been a chick, amongst all basket mouth is presently the only high flying artist that's why he is back in her bed room.
Big lie...check out Sound Sultan (also a very high flyer) beside Basket Mouth.

Faze is now faceless as 2face took his faze away.
RomanceRe: I Wasn't Her TYPE 3yrs Ago And Now I Suddenly Became Her Type. by tonyobj(m): 5:58pm On Nov 22, 2015
Do you know what the yoruba she-goat adviced the yoruba he-goat in a very similar situation as you have just narrated?

"Lo beeeeeee!!!!!"

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