₦airaland Forum

xest:
Go tell dt to ur father,goat

udokpuenyi:
FONE NIGERIA FOR HAUSA/FULANI YORUBA, ONE NIGERIAN FOR BIAFRAN GOVERNORS, HOUSE OF REP/SENATE , ASSEMBLY MEMBERS, ONE NIGERIA FOR THE FEW HAVING FUN IN IT? ONE NIGERIA MY FOOT ;-
Great Biafrans, My Hausa friend asked me: Under what conditions would you start believing that One Nigeria is working? Here was my response:
1. Close down Lagos ports and Open up PH, Calabar, Onitsha and Warri; so that when you clear your goods, cars and containers, you can drive it all the way to Lagos even when there is a seaport there

2. Cancel all direct and major connecting flights to Lagos and Abuja airports...only local or minimal connecting flights will be allowed. While this is being done, open up Enugu, Owerri, Asaba, Uyo and PH to international flights...direct and major connecting flights.

3. Ask all international and diplomatic missions to move their embassies and consulates from Lagos and Abuja to Enugu, PH and Calabar.

4. All federal governments agencies in Lagos and Abuja shall be relocated to Enugu, PH and Calabar. CBN, NNPC,e.t.c shall and must relocate to PH, Calabar and Enugu.

5. If these conditions can be fulfilled and implemented, we can try one Nigeria and let's see if you Hausas and Yorubas will like it for a month. Meaning, Yorubas and Hausas needing to get visas shall travel to PH, Calabar or Enugu to do that. Same with flying or connecting flights, same with shipping and importing their goods, e.t.c.

The Hausa friend replied: You can't be serious, this is wickedness! I said, "Really? Don't you think the South-East and South-South have been suffering and enduring this very same wickedness for over 50 yrs? Why do you think people are clamouring for Biafra?" He was quiet for a few seconds and said: Wow! You are right, but it never occurred to me. I said, "that's the problem with One Nigeria, those who are benefiting love it and would love to maintain the status quo". An adage in my place says, "The one who ate fleshy meat forgets easily; but the one who eats the bone never forgets"!or

KashyBaby:
This is funny...if he will sniff undies but won't lick punane then something wrong with this person.

mightyhaze:
I am an abacha eating goat

akeensbussy:
Ori (chee butter) Amo (do mi). an not only serious...I was born into it.

mightyhaze:
my head is filled with abacha. Even a goat knows that

Mhizkel:
Yes

akeensbussy:
if truly you need help, This is what to do.

There is a leaf, if a lady use it to touch her breast it will become over bigger but if a guy use that leaf to touch his dick, it will not harm you rather it will help u to increase your dick as u apply it.

The name of the leaf is called (Pandoro) in Yoruba..to get that leaf visit (elewe omo) Those people that sell traditional things in the market. Also ask for (ori amo) a grease like. all these are Yoruba name.

Miss the two together and use it to massage your dick every morning then observe your dick as it grow, fat and thick.

it is real with no side effect. You Will thank me later.

Joy1706:
Yeah you can say so

Afrok:
hmmm.... I asked because I know what banana does to my body

SexyStrawberry:
Plantain NOT Banana

Joy1706:
To have someone to depend on financially

Mhizkel:

Ginaz:
I went into this relationship for the companionship it provides, the open communication and the deep sense of belonging it brings.

and also, I went into it cos it motivates me to do my best, to be myself and above all, it tested the level of my honesty and maturity. it prepares me on how to be a good mother, a good wife and a supporter.

I went into it cos I am prepared to take it to the next level, to be the best mother and wife in the world.

I went into it cos I'm inlove.

MrsPhyno:
See his head. God forbid bad tin but HML to them sha

naughtynaughty:
Plenty stalkers here. I wish dey can just fade away

mightyhaze:
my ewedu goat! I wud av loved 2 spend more time wit u believe me.but heck I gat stuffs to do.while all u do all day long is chew cud and scale barn fences.so have fun ok.wen I return I like 2 see ur bleat notes.be more creative in ur bleats odawise ur headed to d slaughter ,my yorroba goat!

Mhizkel:
I've got no toaster

mightyhaze:
wow! I asked for a note,ewedu goat bleated me 2,aint I lucky?

mightyhaze:
i am a bleating goat. My father was a goat before me and his own father was a goat before him. So, my family is a family of goats. Our lives would have been better if we had seen at least ewedu to eat; but all we could find is abacha (rubbish). Shame on my goat family! We wouldn't have become goats if not for our excess love for abacha

ARIZONA123:
. I am frustrated already and I and my entire family will be frustrated for life. May everything we lay our hand on never prosper. We will work and other people will eat the profit. We will sweat in vain in my family. Bitterness is our portion this year. Burial, dirty and sorrow is our portion this year.

xtrorse:
Oladipo Diya - the greatest general in the history of Yoruba people, knelt, wept and begged Abacha for his miserable life:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h8VM9hZMYZ0

ARIZONA123:
. Cruel death awaits me, my brother, my sister, uncle, aunt, father, mother and all my family. Unfortunacy will never leave my household. I will labour in vain. All my endeavors shall fail. I will be backward in life. While others are lifted, I will be casted down. I and every member of my family will die painful death before this year is over. We will not be alive to celebrate the new year. Amen!

fados4sure:
You didn't answered my question. Are you into Forex?

flyingsnail:
Green horn

ARIZONA123:
. May Thunder fire me and my brother. I love to suck my mums magggot infested punny. I am a Bastardt!!!!

mightyhaze:
wow! Our ewedu goat is back from goat slumber,lol! Did u dream of yam barns and tall green grasses? Bleat me a note ds monin. I hav ds weakness for goat bleats

ARIZONA123:
. See as you dey here dey run ur mouth Anthony. Your own joblesness no be here ooo. You need to help ur self and be responsible for once. Btw your brother Dickson looks soo malnurished. Is he alright? Sickler?

mightyhaze:
ewedu goat,u seem to know much abt cattle welfare. Are u an apprentice to one of dem fulani herdsmen?

JustOzito:
Thanks for d outburst, I expected it

fados4sure:
Are you into Forex?