₦airaland Forum

LeoDeKing:
Who doesn't know pitobi is fraud personified?

That illiterate is the worst criminal that ever graced the green planet.

Tinubu had been condemning the destiny of your generation to debt since he assumed office.

LeoDeKing:
Who doesn't know pitobi is fraud personified?

That illiterate is the worst criminal that ever graced the green planet.

Peter Obi is the cause of your family's current suffering.

Indispensable85:
Professors that are not productive. Mtcheeeew

Is that a sensible reason to spend 3k professors worth of salary on VPs house?.. If your children see this your comment in the future, they'll place a curse on you

Thundafireseun:

Weak man shut up jare

We voted for you and yet you couldn’t defend our votes

What was he supposed to do?

MadamVanessa:



You this Nyammiri , what do you want Tinubu to do? He developed Lagos in 16Bc , and that's enough. Tinubu won't do anything again just to teach Nyammiri political lesson.

You are correct, since only nyamiris will suffer the consequences of tinubu's uselessness

We4all:
Continue to pepper Israel. He deserves it.

Yeah, he deserved it for caring for her parents and giving her an identity that she never dreamt of ever having in her entire life.

SweetBuns:
Oh look it's another he-goat who thinks he has a point
Bugger off

Lolz. Many women that responded like this year's back have become shiloh-rejects.

The scale of stupidity currently covering your eyes was removed from their eyes after they clocked 30 and still single.

Your own stupidity will also be cured in about a decade from now..

For now, enjoy your stupidity

SweetBuns:
They say that "beauty is in the eyes of the beholder", but honestly speaking there are certain calibres of men I will never go near no matter how hard they try.

To get straight to the point,

1. Short men
Oh my God.... I don't just know what to say about these sort of men. If I'm taller than you as a girl, then sorry but I can never see you as my second piece. You'll always be like a younger brother to me. No hard feelings.
Short men also have this irritating attitude whenever they see girls around, as if they're trying to compensate for their low height. And some even go to the gym and gets muscles.... But it just makes them look shorter like a 5 litre jerry can and irritating
Also, why in the world would I pick a short guy over a tall guy? I literally feel so protected and safe when I'm with a guy that is wayyyy taller than me (I'm 5'2 so my height is kinda average)... So ofc I'd want a tall man and not a mini man.
Imagine hugging a man and he's hugging your waist cause he's short ugh.
I wanna stand on my toes whenever I kiss him and strain my neck just to look at his face. No more no less.
Tall men also stand out more, they're far more attractive and I also want taller sons and daughters.
Who should the short guys date then? I dunno... But not me.
The bar starts at 6'0, but If you're like 6'2 or 6'3... I want your babiesss

2. Bald men
The only age where I think baldness is acceptable as a man for me is if he's like in his 50s or 60s. But if you're in your 20s-30s and you're already going bald.... It just irritates me low-key in a inexplicable way... Like why will a young guy have a hairline that receeds all the way to the middle or back of your head? Where did all your hair go? Gross
I also read somewhere that early balding is genetically inherited so that means my children too will suffer the same fate? God forbid.
My man ought to have a head full of hair well into his 60s, then we start talking about hair loss.

3. "Oju yo Bo" people
I didn't know the English term for this so I had to Google it. It's a Yoruba term for people whose eyes pop out of their sockets like that of a wall gecko. This is also something I don't like in my man.... I want his eyes to be like that of Henry Cahill... Neatly tucked inside and having small slit like opening.

Addition: so I just googled it and it's called prey eyes. I prefer the hunter one since it gives my man a piercing gaze and I just wanna hug him immediately.

4. Eyebrows
A man MUST have thick eyebrows. If you don't, I can't take you seriously

5. Men with bad posture

6. Men who supports man U

That last one was a joke but I'm dead serious about the rest. And I'm sure other girls will agree to some up there too.

That's why stupid girls like you end up with wrong marital choices. You focus on rubbish physical appearance instead of you to focus on personality, mindset and life purpose of the man.

By the time you reach 30 and still single, you'll have a change of heart.

AntiChristian:
Jesus and his father dey kill babies!
Show us where kids are killed like these?
"Blessed are those who kill babies"



Here are other verses about infanticides in the Bible

Dear Islamic dog, show mr where Bible said Jesus killed babies.

AntiChristian:
Look for people with those qualities among your folks at home!

Dear yoruba Muslim, that quality fits your mecca idol worshipping self perfectly.

Which among your folks thinks from the anus? Why quote me? Is it by force?

You are the fulani slave here. So, you are the one thinking from the annus.

Is the Seriki Fulani the Sultan?

Ignorance and arrogance!

Both of them are fulanis, your dear slave masters. . You and your family members will remain their slaves forever. . Omo ale yoruba.

AntiChristian:
I don't have any Seriki Master as I'm not a Fulani!
Can you deny NMK the former UK barber ina Kuje prison?

Lolz. You sound as daaft as many other yoruba Muslim fuuls on this platform.

Anyone not reasoning from the anus like them iz automatically supporting nmk.


The seriki fulani is from the north where you wait for instructions before fasting or breaking fast. . Organization of fulani slaves

AntiChristian:
Crime no pay!

I remember Nnamdi Kanu...

Sunday Igboho and co!

Now, we are remembering your fellow Muslim and slave Master, seriki fulani.

Sisib15:
Divorced men are no go area. They have lots of baggages. They will emotionally manipulate. There is nothing you can do that will satisfy them, they will always compare you with their previous wife

Os like you don't know that the single mother involved too has baggage, can be manipulative, deceptive and will pay more attention to her children from previous marriage than her current husband?

Lamanii22:
So guys, my sister met a man like a year ago that is divorced, right now he wants them to take it to another level, like wedding level…. My sister is a single mother though, educated, working class, successful…. But my mom doesn’t agree to it, she’s only seeing the bad side…


So I would like to know if there’s anyone who has gotten married to a divorced man before.. I would also like to know the pros and cons…

This said man has been truthful so far though…

Waiting for comments! Thank you…

Your mom should bear in mind that her daughter too is a used commodity with baggage.

Is like your mom doesn't know that marrying a single mother is a disaster waiting to happen?

900warriorz:
LoL....I'm not surprised. No be white garment church again?

If them like make you see their pastor with skull, e no fit surprise me

They are not different from pentecostal pastors that invite comedians to perform on what is supposed to be God's alter.

Biodun556:
Ologun Kutere was the product of the marriage between Erelu Kuti, daughter of Oba Ado, and Alaagba (short form of ' Alagbigba'), an Ijesha traditional adviser to Oba Akinsemoyin.[2] He was the first successor to the throne through a matrilineal line, and the Yoruba line to the throne.[1




Ologun Kutere reigned as Oba of Lagos from around the 1780s to around 1803.[1] He succeeded Oba Eletu Kekere who reigned between 1775 and 1780. "Ologun" is the Yoruba word for "War General".

Up till today, ologun kutere is the only family line that produces Oba of Lagos.

The Benin ancestry came to an end with King Akinsemoyin


https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ologun_Kutere

Lolz. Oba of Lagos said he originated from Benin.

You can't know about his ancestry than him, can you?



Lagos belongs to Benin kingdom.

Go and die if you aren't happy about it

House of idols almost destroyed

Tohsynetita1:
this is what I do. in fact am trying to get branding etc. If you want to know something, you make research about it. Don't assume everything is hard until you research.

You are a shameless liar. Early this month, you were still looking for someone to partner with abroad and the business is still at the "idea" stage. In less than a month, you are already claiming to be expert. Liar!

CoronaVirusPro:


Fvck Global Traffic Congestion Rankings

Even if the evidence stares you in the eyed, you will still deny it like a morally rotten dog.

Not your fault. You were born that way.

CoronaVirusPro:
Peter`s carbon footprint calls for serious concern.

The rate at which he wastes aviation fuel and petrol on frivolous and inconsequential jamborees calls for serious deliberation and stringent actions.

In a world of today, where dedicated and patriotic leaders are conserving energy, and opting for renewable energy, Peter is bent on polluting and degrading the environment.

A tinubu dog must always find something to say even if it makes him sound daft and idiotic.

Is he collecting money from you or your dad?

Between tinubu and Peter obi, who has the e hjgher carbon footprint?

Poisonousman:
People like us weh no teach nkor... did mine at bank of agriculture Katsina

But we had chicks at our disposal, both northern chicks and southern chicks...

I remember my guy weh wan chop one of him northern student, guy man no know say the girl brothers done check the girl phone... them see every detail of how him and the girl wan take knack... them allow her go.. she pull cloth for the guy house as him wan pull.. them burst am... Omo to cut long story short.. them carry am go Sharia court.. but naa the intervention of the state coordinator and the commissioner of information then naim save the guy... NYSC only extend him stay for 2 months.

The guy get luck him for collect shortsleeve

Which one be shortsleeve?

Antichristian, come and see the true face of Islam, the religion of death and destruction

richie240:
Hehehehe..... Nwokem, I don't waste my time on foreigners/aliens.

Typical tinubu dog cementing his identity as a full time dolt.

richie240:
Hehehehehehe...to answer 'yes' or 'no' hard u okwea?

I know u are not a Nigerian, I just wanted to put u on the hot spot.

I know it will be easier for a rat to impregnate an elephant than for an 'obidient' to confess he's a nigerian.

Mission accomplished!

Lolz. Your dumbness puts you at a spot, Mr Unrepentant idiot.

Why do all Tinubu idiots think anyone who doesn't act stupid like them is automatically an Igbo?

If your disposition doesn't make you feel stupid, then you are past redemption.

richie240:
Nwokem, that's not the question. So stop deflecting.

Why izit dt when someone mentions "enemies of nigeria", ppl like you feel triggered af if we are referring to them?? Ehn?

The original question I asked you was whether u are a Nigerian, but the inbuilt hate in your genes wouldn't allow you to say a simple "yes".

Once again are you a Nigerian??

Until we settle your sense of stupidity, there is moving forward with dots like you.

Why do tinubu idiots always think anyone not acting stupid like them is automatically an igbo?

richie240:
Nwokem, don't waste umu-chineke's time biko.
Are u a nigerian??
Answer ds question so that I know whether it's worth the the effort to engage u in a tete-a-tete.

Once again, are u a Nigerian??
I don't waste my energy on aliens.

Please, can you be kind enough to tell me why tinubu idiots always think anyone not acting dumb like them is automatically an Igbo?

atiku4President:
He has tried for the state. Only ethnic bigots will doubt this.

Lolz. We all saw the bridge he built that collapse less than a year

richie240:
At least the 'yoruba men' are nigerians. Are you a nigerian?? No??

Since u are not a Nigerian, why you dey carry another person/country mata for head like gala?

Nwokem, rest biko!

When did you create a new country, dear Tinubu idiot?

richie240:
As usual, those who are not nigerians crying more than the bereaved

Your tears are noted.
Thanks

The yoruba men that had been crying because of tinubu's bad leadership, they are also not Nigerians, right?