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I heard people say, u we have to take 99 injection if dog bite someone. Dr. In d house should plz shead more light 2 dis.

I wonderful o

The Accident Investigation Bureau has said the two black boxes of the Associated Airlines plane, which crashed in Lagos on Thursday, have been recovered.

The Director of Engineering, AIB, Mr. Emmanuel Dialla, said the two black boxes had been retrieved from the accident scene.
Dialla said, “AIB has succeeded in picking the two black boxes, which will give us an insight into what really happened.”

http://www.punchng.com/news/plane-crash-latest-black-boxes-recovered-says-aib/

There has not been a terrorist attack in the United States since Jack Bauer first appeared on television.
Ordinary people have panic attacks. Chuck Norris has Jack Bauer's attacks!
Jack Bauer doesn't need to search the internet, he just stares a computer down until it gives him the information he needs.
3Terrorists dread the day in October that Daylight Savings Time ends. Jack Bauer gets 25 hours in which to kill them.
if Jack Bauer was Spartan in the movie 300, the movie would be called 1.
jack bauer once shot himself ten times, just to prove that 50 cent is a bitch
If everyone listened to Jack Bauer, the show would be called 12.
Kiefer Sutherland drinks to forget all the terrible things Jack Bauer has done.
Jack Bauer once lost reception on his cell phone. 24 hours later AT&T announced that it would have more bars in more places.
Jack Bauer once won a game of Connect 4 in 3 moves.
When Chuck Norris and Superman have sleep overs, they argue over who has the cooler Jack Bauer Pajamas...
God had to give Jack Bauer immunity on the sixth commandment "Thou shalt not kill". If he hadn't, Jack would've considered God to be a terrorist and God knows what happens to terrorists.
Jack Bauer sleeps with a night light because the dark is afraid of Jack Bauer
Jack Bauer is the leading cause of death in Middle Eastern men.
Diesel can be rearranged to say "I end lives." Jack Bauer can be rearranged to say "Jack Bauer," which means the same thing.
Jack Bauer is the only reason why Waldo is hiding
Jack Bauer refused a syringe at a blood bank. Instead, he asked for a gun and a bucket
Jack Bauer doesn't need a translator, torture sounds the same in every language.
Jack Bauer does not run out of ammunition. He simply lets everyone else have their moment to shine.
Harry Houdini is the world's second greatest escape artist. The First is Jack Bauer. I never saw Houdini bite a guy's neck in order to escape.
Jack Bauer made a brief cameo in the film "Stand By Me" as the local bully. His character got so pissed off when the boys didn't let him take the dead body that seven years later, he killed River Phoenix. Jack Bauer never forgets.
Jack Bauer is what Willis was talking about.
Kryptonite is not really from Krypton. It is made from Jack Bauer's crap, that is why it can kill Superman.
The war in Iraq will end when Jack Bauer vacations there.

[quote
author=Bootylicious]He may have been nice and caring when he had enough
cash, ladies let's stop pretending, we know too well some women are
silly and can't cope with a broke man...@OP I pray God grants you all
you need to be the head and provider of your home..[/quote]thx jare. GOD blex

byvan: How did you treat her when things where going well for you??

Gud Qtion... Trust me, we enjoy d money 2gether.

click2cbn: U neva hammer u go marry? So us wey still b bahelors wey dey wait till we hammer b4 we marry, u wey don already marry cum dey wait to hammer like us? Abeg, go back of "hammering" line, hope say u dey see d queue

if u read my post well, i said i hv finacial problem, i lost my job and dat wat cost my brooknex. I expect her to stay by me shorder 2 shorder in dis hard time, instead she kon dey do anyhow

Amelian: when u hammer, wetin go happen next?....

Or u will show your wife , pepper ?

its personal, i kept dat as a secret, okay?

Amelian: when u hammer, wetin go happen next?....

Or u will show your wife , pepper ?

its personal, i kept dat as a secret, okay

Are u? I know there is no marriage without its own problem. But r are u managing it? Mine was finacial problem. And dis is causing my wife to disrespert me. But no comment or action untill i hammer.

[quote
author=awakulowoo]Zamfara State government should just involve money in
this venture many ibos will run to Zamfara state to marry them.[/quote]u are so funny. Anyway true talk

Plz moderator should put this in frontpage. I need more answer on this topic. Thx

One thing that has broken so many homes is infidelity. Women, most times, find it easier to forgive their cheating husbands due to societal perception of infidelity as an acceptable norm for men. But men find it difficult to forgive their wifes' unfaithfulness. Even boyfriends dump the relasionship when they find out that their girlfriends have been cheating on them. So over to yov now in d house can u forgive a cheating partner?

A guy washing her girlfriend pant, can we cal dis true love or madness

FG approved the amendment to an Act of the West African Examinations Council, part of which will make culprits of examination malpractice to be liable to five-year jail term or N200,000 fine or both....
The Minister of Education, Prof Ruqayyat Rufai, announced this in Abuja on Wednesday while briefing State House Correspondents on the outcome of the weekly FEC meeting. He addressed journalists in company with her counterpart in the Healthand Environment ministries, Onyebuchi Chukwu and Hadza Mailafia, respectively.
Rufai said the decision of the meeting, which was presided over by President Goodluck Jonathan, was to “give effect to the revised convention of WAEC, 2003 in Nigeria.”
She said the Council had subsequently directed the Ministry of Justice to take further necessary action on the subject.
Rufai had recently presented a memo to FEC, seeking its approvalfor the enactment of an Act to amend the WAEC Act, CAP W4, Lawsof the Federal Republic of Nigeria,2004 with the aim of giving effect to the revised convention of WAEC, 2003 in the country.
The 2004 Act, “empowers WAEC to take disciplinary action against those who have committed both the offences and penalties for illegally using examination papers and leakage of examination papers.”
Section 19(1) of the Act reads in part, “Such candidate shall not take or be allowed to take or continue the examination; in addition, he shall be prohibited from taking any examination heldor conducted by or on behalf of the Council for a period of two years immediately following upon such contraventions.
“If a candidate aforesaid has already taken any papers at the examination, his result therefrom shall be cancelled.
“In addition, the candidate may be prosecuted and if found guilty, shall be liable on conviction to a fine of N200, 000 or imprisonment for a term of five years or to both such fine and imprisonment.”
The sub-continental examination body was established in 1952 following the acceptance of the Jeffery Report by the then colonial governments in Gold Coast (Ghana), Nigeria, Sierra Leone and the Gambia and later joined by Liberia in 1974.

biggiyke: when an article screams front page......

end time things

Governor Akpabio speaking at the PDP National Convention in Abuja saidMr President has transformed Nigeria to the extent that he (Akpabio) cannot even see any difference between Nigeria and Washington DC in America. My question is this... is he (Akpabio) that guy people use to call Akpos? Finally we now know Akpos.

yunglykmine: Hmmmm!! The men of God in Church.
So Baba too sabi pray.. Na wa O!

egungun in d church, end time tinz

Who sing best out of the two. Paso or osupa, give ur reason too. Personal view i go with osupa, because he sing traditionally

Share your may/june waec 2013 result here.

[quote
author=coogar]i don't believe this story - no woman has been this
violent in the history of humanity. the housemaid must be lying to the
police..... perhaps the hubby committed the grievous offence or at
worst, the hubby made the wife do it.[/quote]may be i should get u d picture of d innocent girl (private part) b4 u belive its true. Mr. Tooknow

Emotion flowed like river at the Onitsha Chief Magistrate Court yesterday when Chiamaka (other names withheld), a mother of two, was arraigned by the police for savagely biting her nine-year-old maid, including her private part. This happened in the commercial city of Onitsha, Anambra State.

Chiamaka, who hails from Eziagu in Enugu State, was arraigned in suit number MO/38/2013 for allegedly inflicting bodily harm on her maid, Nnenna Nwafor, on July 25 when she allegedly used dangerous weapons and her teeth to inflict injuries on the girl.

The Police Prosecution counsel, Mr. Uwakwe Okoji, told the court that the suspect, a mother of two in her mid- 20s, committed the crime on July 25, 2013 at No 7 Udemba Street, Woliwo Onitsha, where she allegedly gave her maid bites all over the body including her private part.

He described the act as not only evil, but also one of man’s inhumanity to man. He equally told the court that the husband of the suspect had since sent her out of his house because of the act, while praying the court to look into the matter with a view to bringing the suspect to justice.

Widow and mother of the victim, Mrs. Nwafor, told the court amidst tears of how her daughter was battered by her mistress with bites, including her virgina; adding that, since then, the family has been passing through difficult times attending to the victim medically.

“I am a widow; I had challenges raising my children after my husband died. It was the difficulty that made meI to send my daughter to live with Chiamaka. I never knew that the injuries she inflicted on her were as serious as this until when she removed her pant and I noticed that she had a very serious cut in her private part. There are also other bite scars on her face, buttocks and, in fact, all over her body. I can’t really understand this type of punishment meted out to an innocent girl,” she said, sobbing.

The victim, Nnenna, while narrating her ordeal to Saturday Sun after the court session, painted a gory picture of what she passed through in the hands of her mistress. She said that on several occasions, her mistress had poured hot water on her, and attacked her with dangerous weapons on some other occasions.

She further disclosed how her mistress forced her down and ordered her to open her legs before biting her severally in her private part, after inflicting same on her buttocks and other parts of her body.

The presiding Magistrate, Mr. M A Okonkwo, said he was dumbfounded over the incident, adding that he never believed that a woman, who had passed through pains of childbirth, could inflict this type of injuries on a daughter of a fellow woman and ordered the suspect to be remanded in prison custody.

Source:http://sunnewsonline.com/new/cover/housewife-bites-maids-private-parts/

Doff_Man: Stop talking rubbish. Every tribe has a culture; good or bad. I've had to grovel like that in traditional wedding setting where I can understand its symbolic and tongue-in-cheek, and trust me, I did it with gusto! But to have to do it on a daily basis

Culture aside, what sort of person would require younger ones to constantly grovel in front of them to make them feel good and boost their ego? Where has centuries of grovelling got us to in Nigeria?

wizkid u d right thing may u live long. Leave dis ode alone

They paid just 40naira only per candidate

Please am one of the above topic operator, am opertor 14 appoint to araromi obu area of ondo state, but am yet to receive my payment frm NECO. Plz is there any operator in d house with d same experience. I hv mail and made several call to their help line, but no responce. And i heard that other operators hv receive their payment..

the woman is good to go.

It first began like a rumour. Now, it is spreading fast and furious like a wild bush fire in the harmattan. Before we knew it, the speculation had also gone viral on the Internet, creating an instant buzz and talking point online. It is not totally surprising though. As the race for 2015 gathers momentum, speculations about who will occupy which position have become the subject of intense public debate. Usually and as it is with our brand of democracy, they first brew like the anecdotal ‘’beer parlour gossip’’ but they soon begin to gain a life of their own over time.

But as it has often been said, there can never be smoke without fire.

Also in this clime, politicians are usually evasive in declaring their intention for public office. Even when they so desire to run, they will still “insist on consulting with their consistency’’. And when their posters begin to appear like a thief in the night in the public space, they will lay the blame at the doorsteps of their detractors or play the ostrich altogether. It is all part of the game we have become familiar with. Expectedly, the debate about who will succeed Governor Babatunde Fashola in Lagos has begun to tread the same well-worn path. In recent times, speculations about Senator Remi Tinubu’s candidacy have begun to seep into public consciousness. Mrs. Tinubu needs no introduction. She is the wife of Ahmed Bola Tinubu, the past two-term governor of Lagos and the leader of Action Congress of Nigeria. Between 1999 and 2007, she was the First Lady of Lagos. Now, she is a Senator of the Federal Republic. In a recent newspaper interview, Mrs. Tinubu denied any interest in the governorship race. She insisted on concentrating on her charity work. Some newspaper reports had also listed the former school teacher as one of the main successors to the incumbent governor. However, in politics, nothing is certain. Intrigues, wild speculations and deliberate decoys all come with the territory.

In spite of the brouhaha surrounding Mrs. Tinubu’s rumoured ambition, I have decided, for argument’s sake, to debate in this piece, the controversies that have surrounded her political trajectory since her foray into politics in 2011. Let’s for once imagine that the speculation becomes a reality and the senator decides to run as governor; what would be wrong with her ambition? Why would her aspiration (if there was any) be so contentious? Are there factors that would make her ineligible besides being the spouse of a former governor? In 2011, when Mrs. Tinubu became a senator, her emergence was adjudged controversial. A rival candidate was alleged to have been pressured to step down for her at the party’s primary. It is thus understandable if there is a sense in which her political career has been tied to her husband’s influence.

Many people are of the opinion that Mrs. Tinubu’s foray into politics has largely been influenced by her husband’s clout. For example, the speculation about her governorship ambition is seen as an attempt to extend the leverage she has enjoyed thus far. It is also viewed in the public domain as a way to strengthen her family’s hold on Lagos politics. If truth be told, there is no denying the fact that the former First Lady had benefitted from her closeness to the party’s top hierarchy. But such manner of emergence has been the story of those that have gained political power in the party. In a discussion I had with friends recently about the propriety of siblings or spouses of leaders seeking to run for public office, I had posited seeing nothing wrong if the electoral process is not manipulated to favour ambitions. In a true democracy, candidates such as Mrs. Tinubu, must be free to aspire to any position they so desire no matter their family affiliations. But such aspirations must not be to unfairly leverage on their spouses’ political influence. In advanced democracies, where candidates are elected on their own merit, family affiliations count for nothing. In the United States of America, political families like the Kennedys, Clintons and Bushs are known to have a political lineage that transcends generations. During elections, candidates from such families do not enjoy special advantage over other candidates. The most recent example is that of Mrs. Dianne Rodham Clinton, the wife of Bill Clinton, the 42nd President of the United States of America. She was the First Lady during her husband’s two-term in office. She contested and became a Senator from New York between 2001 and 2009. This was after her husband left office as president. In 2008, Mrs. Clinton was a leading candidate for the Democratic Party presidential nomination which she narrowly lost to the incumbent, President Barack Obama. She stepped down recently as the 67th United States Secretary of State and an influential American diplomat of the 21st Century.

In all of her time as a politician, never for once was Mrs. Clinton’s political career linked to the influence of her husband. She has since risen from her ceremonial role as a First Lady to become a leading presidential hopeful for the Democratic Party in the 2016 election. The case of the Bush family also provides a useful example. President George H. Bush, the 41st President of the US and his son, George W. Bush, the 43rd President were both presidents at different times. Perhaps, the most iconic is the Kennedy family. The Kennedys are prominent in American politics and government. Their political involvement revolved around the Democratic Party. The wealth, glamour, photogenic quality of the family members and their extensive and continuing involvement in public service, have elevated them to iconic status over the past half a century, with the Kennedys sometimes referred to as “America’s Royal Family”. Never for once was it reported that elections were manipulated in their favour.

Recently too, Obama’s wife, and the US First Lady, Michelle, is being touted to play a role as a future Democratic Party candidate. The example of Mrs. Clinton has shown that spouses of leaders can excel, not in the shadows of their husbands but as individuals willing to contribute to nation building. Leadership is about service. If an individual in a democracy demonstrates the capabilities to serve the people, they must be given the chance to do so. I make this case not just for Mrs. Tinubu but for spouses of political leaders. We have seen that this is possible even in the advanced democracies. But the electoral processes that produce them must be free and fair.

There are many advantages when spouses of leaders run for elective positions. Apart from being a boon to women participation in politics, it will also be an opportunity to bring their experience to bear on governance. This is because their closeness to their husbands affords them a deep knowledge of how government works. Mrs. Clinton is an example of this. Her rising political career has been attributed to how she successfully understudied her husband’s successful presidency as a First Lady. Incidentally, while many First Ladies have used their positions to perpetuate excesses and the mundane, others have impacted the society positively through social work. Those in the latter category must be encouraged to seek elective positions in a free and fair election. I absolutely see nothing wrong in this.

Source: Punch

money all d time

but y d date kon dey 2012 instead 2013?