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Yes i concur with you.

we should play Osaze as playmaker.

Ex President Olusegun Obasanjo, Governor Orji Uzo Kalu, Agbani
Darego (Miss World 2001), and Aviation Minister Kema Chikwe are sitting in a train going through a dark tunnel. Suddenly, there is a kissing sound and then a slap!

The train comes out of the tunnel into daylight. The women and
Orji Uzo Kalu are sitting there looking perplexed, because everyone heard the slap, but nobody was sure where it came from. Obasanjo is bent over, holding his face which is red from the slap. All of them remain diplomatically quiet and nobody says anything, least of all, sorry!

Chikwe is thinking: "Nigerian men are all crazy and even these
ones here are all lusting after Agbani. Obasanjo must have tried to kiss her in the tunnel. It is quite proper that she slapped him".

Agbani is thinking: "Mr Ex President must have moved to kiss me,
and got slapped, but by whom?"

Obasanjo is thinking: "Damn it, Orji must have tried to kiss
Agbani, she thought it was me and slapped me, but could this little girl do such a thing without fear?"

Kalu is thinking: "If this train goes through another dark tunnel, I could make another kissing sound and slap Obasanjo again".

@poster,

If you are sure that you are the father of the unborn child, do not abort the pregnancy!!!nobody holy pass!!!

y vela now

now we need wilshere to replace arshavin

Diaby

now that wings are open, we need walcott  to replace eduardo

we miss Diaby!!!

Eduardo

Silvester

walcott to replace who?

BREAKING NEWS: Manchester City have confirmed the sacking of manager Mark Hughes, and announced the appointment of Roberto Mancini as his replacement

i can see this game ending 5-0,

no hard feelings

Baro:
@ Topic
Rabiu Ibrahim, Rabiu Afolabi, Sam Sodje, and Onyekachi Okoronkwo should be on that list on merit.

@ too_soon
With a little work on his passing accuracy; Odemwingie could be a very good playmaker.

Rabiu Ibrahim needs to be groomed for World cup.

Yes Odemwingie can be our temporary playmaker, then Mikel should play as a defensive midfielder.

jejelolatu:
This is obviously nt the final list and only abt 23playas wud make d final list to d nations cup.
Its okay to have 5goal keepers now, then amodu can pick the best three.

There has to be some sort of competition in every team, we cnt continue letting d lyks of enyeama think there ar no options cos dat way, they wnt see d need to improve.

Luking at d midfield, i c serious cause for alarm cos theres no play maker in d team.

Yes, mikel is on d list, bt its obvious d guy peaked during d U20 in netherland and has since lost d touch.

Odewinge on d other hand is a very passionate player and prolly d best on dat team, d problem i hv wiv him is dat he isnt a team player, odewinge runs al over d field doing everybodys job hence leavin his wing vulnerable.

I dnt hv much faith in dis team tho, especially wen the coach stil cnt see dat olofinjanna is useless

stil waiting to see ow they wd fare in d nations cup.

good analysis, thumps up
so who do you think we should include as a playmaker?

It is camping list and not final list. Only 23 will be going to Angola.

ochukoccna:
[size=16pt]Stop this sick joke Kanu has meritoriously served this nation since 1993. He may have lost his speed and may not last 90 minutes but he's still the most intelligent Nigerian footballer in the national team. Please stop all this NONSENSICAL sniping about his age. Did his club complain to you? The man is a legend & a survivor against all the odds of poverty, racism and even heart disease. Where's Aghahowa today who's supposedly younger than him? Let's learn to celebrate our icons. Where is Kluviert today who was younger than him @ Ajax? [/size]

spear me with this your analysis, why not ask where is Samuel Okparaji today?

Spyker:
Well, don't you think the bible is full of parables and symbols. Do you think the animals adam named by himself can be wiser if not possessed by the demon. Being crafty in nature does not mean wise. The snake was punished, same was Adam and eve. That is God's way of punishing us for misusing our freewill. Adam blamed eve, Eve blamed the snake or serpent, so who will the snake blame?

the snake should blame the devil

MAY 1st (Worker's day)

debosky:
Easy on the overreaction - even IF we win our game in hand we're still THREE points behind the leaders. I'd forget about Chelski and focus on getting maximum points between now and January.

This win will mean nothing if we don't dispatch Burnley come midweek.

trust me with Diaby back i see Burnley conceding more than 3 goals

Krayola:
The latter part of the season is going to be very very interesting if the top of the table stays this close. When the games start piling up between CL, League, and FA cup, squad depth is goin to be the big decider. . . I hope Arsenal can hold their own, but Chelsea just seems to be the strongest squad overall (considering they might be making major signings in January)

the only reason they are strong at the moment is Drogba and when he goes to nation's cup, i reserve my comment on that.

Liverpool will have to rethink on re-naming their stadium, ARSHAVIN STADIUM

Liverpool 2 - Arsenal 3.

Goals
Torres
Gerrard

Arshavin
Diaby
Fabregas

software:
but can he make enough right now that people are on resession?

how do you mean recession? If tubaba is immune from recession so is naija pple jor,

why no camera pick him up during the call of nature?

who introduce slave trade

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i also need it for my research,

Banana can be use as meal with jollof rice, porridge beans, and so on.

while fresh Orange juice as desert

bros da your foto fine ohhhh, how u manage register with this forum without adequate screening by the moderator? lolllllllll

server34:
lol @ Orange and Apples. Actually, there's a feeling that comes with a jeep which I wanna feel. Also cos of d bad roads in naija, I think a jeep will do. The Kia Sportage is more fuel efficient, and d Honda Accord is everywhere in lagos  

Yeah am confused, but my mind seems set on d Sportage. I just need someone to agree with me so I don't look like d only stupid one. . .pleaseeee!

if you have made up your mind then go for it, but note that Kia sportage no be Jeep na SUV.