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3kay945:
i dnt really care about the out+come of dis match.

go romance section

i will like to see this line up.

, V. Enyeama,

J. Yobo, O. Apam, D. Shittu, U. Echiejile

, S. Kaita, J. Mikel , T. Taiwo,

, P. Odemwingie, C. Obasi, K. Uche,

Do we have any Team list? I will like to see Kalu Uche and Taiwo in attack. Yakubu and Martin drop to bench.

Now he is going to loss his sponsorship deal because the little boy blue couldn't keep his shorts on­,

Can't imagine many England players wanting to­ go to South Africa with JT knowing he will likely shag their partners at the earliest opportunity­. hahahaha

the days of beautiful football is over since OKOCHA retired, what is affecting SE today is also affecting BOLTON as well as CHELSEA if Joe Cole is not available.

As far as NFF are concern AMODU has met expectation, and if he takes SE to final, he has exceeded expectation base on the objectives set by our NFF.

Clinton was trying to say that Nigeria was blacklisted not only based on terrorism but also Corruption,419, and Poverty!!!

Clinton for President of Nigeria

I tire for this naija ohhhhh, what is this faceless woman looking for in government house?

[quote author=S@mi link=topic=385472.msg5379015#msg5379015 date=1264371387]The super Eagles player should be very careful of that guy call " KALABA " hes a very dangerious play maker I believe the SE can stand them sha[/quote]midfielder Kalaba Rainford and defender Kampamba Chintu.

Both players are suspended after being booked in their previous game.

savenaija:
i have the feelings that the election will be bloody, God help us.

send us the picture of your feelings

present form matters a lot than name, to me there are several reason why Yusuf Mohammed was chosen ahead of Chidi Odia one which is because of his work rate.

Zambia vs Nigeria

ow11:
Does the head-to-head rule supercede number of points tallied? If not, why isn't Gabon in the picture as they beat Cameroun

Rule 1 points
Zambia, Cameroun and Gabon are all on 4 points

Rule 2 Goals scored
Zambia scored 5 conceded 5
Cameroun scored 5 conceded 5
Gabon scored 2 - lower than the other two above
Gabon loss out

Rule 3 head to head
Applies to teams that scored and conceded the same number of goals.
Cameroun 3 Zambia 2
Cameroun tops

ow11:
Gabon, Cameroun and Zambia all lost to one another and finished on equal number of points and thus the much maligned 'head-to-head' rule is inapplicable in this group.

They also finished with zero goal difference and thus the defining factor is number of goals scored and Zambia scored 6, Cameroun scored 5 and Gabon scored 2.

Therefore, Amodu's Eagles play Zambia in the Q/F!

both Zambia and Cameroun are tie on goals. 5 scored 5 conceded
Cameroun 3  Zambia 2 head to head - cameroun tops the group

head 2 head , Cameroun top

Nigeria will be playing cameroun without Eto

why should Yusuf give way for Chidi Odiah and Mikel be left alone, you see how pathetic you are!!!

dyabman:
Arsenal fans have started screaming through their Anus
Its a pity. . .

27 Wed Barclays Premier League A Aston Villa 19:45
31 Sun Barclays Premier League H Manchester United 16:00

February F A TV
07 Sun Barclays Premier League A Chelsea 16:00
10 Wed Barclays Premier League H Liverpool

After this i will know what to say. . .

we will overcome them

Aston Villa 1 Arsenal 2
Arsenal 2 Manu 1
Chelsea 1 Arsenal 1
Arsenal 3 Liverpool 2

Justice in Lagos Nigeria (AP) - A seven-year old boy was at the center of an Ikeja high court courtroom drama yesterday when he challenged a court ruling over who should have custody of him. The boy has a history of being beaten by his parents and the judge initially awarded custody to his aunt, in keeping with child custody law and regulation requiring that family unity be maintained to the highest degree possible.



The boy surprised the court when he proclaimed that his aunt beat him more than his parents and he adamantly refused to live with her. When the judge then suggested that he live with his grandparents, the boy cried and said that they also beat him.



After considering the remainder of the immediate family and learning that domestic violence was apparently a way of life among them, the judge took the unprecedented step of allowing the boy to propose who should have custody of him.



After two recesses to check legal references and confer with the child welfare officials, the judge granted temporary custody to the Super Eagles of Nigeria, whom the boy firmly believes are not capable of beating anyone.



I wish Super Eagles victory against Mozambique

angelo5uk:
NA IM MAKE your HEAD BIG, your STOMACH BIG, your YANSH COME TINY, IN SUMMARY NA IM MAKE YOU DEY SUFER FROM MULTI KWASHOKWO ,

I blame you if na baked beans, salad, all dis continental dishes you dey eat, how you come fit write dis pigin english well well pass me wey be son of the soil you fit swear say no be garri ijebu you soak dis afternoon

angelo5uk:
nigerians, ina own no pass to dey criticize and to dey find faults, which one ina sabi or invent

we invented Eba from cassava, Amala from Yam, Gbegiri from Beans water, and so on, and we also invented soaking of garri to reduce cost.

Na una way of unleashing disease here and there eating un-cooked meat, now na un-cooked rice,

i wonder what name una go call this disease maybe "riccikologeminus impopo"

Thanks BlueDiva

My advice for working class couples!!!
Wife wash your husband's cloth.
while Husband washes wife's car and refill the tank.

End of story!!!

for all i care that name "Stanley Okoro" sounds like an Actor in Nollywood!!!

it's just holiday job!!! will be out b4 he arrives.

A husband working abroad wrote to his wife,



Dear Sweetheart,



I can't send my salary this month the global market crises has

affected me, so I am sending 100 kisses. You are my sweetheart.



Your loving husband,







His wife replied,



Sweetheart Dearest,



Thanks for the 100 kisses, below is the list of expenses I paid with

the Kisses,

1. The Milk man agreed on 2 kisses for one month's milk.



2. The electricity man agreed not to disconnect us only after 7 kisses.



3. Your landlord comes every day to take 2 or 3 kisses instead

of the*//*rent



4. Supermarket tower did not accept kisses only, so I gave him other items

hope you understand.



5. Other expenses 40 kisses. Please don't worry about me, I have a

remaining balance of 35 kisses and I hope I can complete the month using

this balance, Shall I plan the same for next month?

Please Advice!!!

if that was funny whatabout this?

Three men who were lost in the forest were captured by cannibals.

The cannibal king told the prisoners that they could live if they pass a trial. The first step of the trial was to go to the forest and get ten pieces of the same kind of fruit.

So all three men went separate ways to gather fruits. The first one came back and said to the king, "I brought ten apples." The king then explained the trial to him. "You have to shove the fruits up your butt without any expression on your face or you'll be eaten." The first apple went in, but on the second one he winced out in pain, so he was killed.

The second one arrived and showed the king ten berries. When the king explained the trial to him he thought to himself that this should be easy. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, and on the ninth berry he burst out in laughter and was killed.

The first guy and the second guy met in heaven. The first one asked, "Why did you laugh, you almost got away with it?" The second one replied, "I couldn't help it, I saw the third guy coming with pineapples."

Funny or Not?
A nun went to see a doctor for the result of her urine test, but they got mixed up. It said she was pregnant. The nun cried, "Oh God, we can't even trust candles anymore"

The 4 full-body scanner is intact and regularly used by our NDLEA for Drug suspects.

Portsmouth 1 - Arsenal 3,

they are playing to Ancelotti's instruction, cross in Fulham are without Brede Hangeland, bla bla bla

Chelsea, Aston Villa are victims of tired legs

this match will end two goals advantage Fulham

[quote author=Tudór link=topic=371631.msg5194494#msg5194494 date=1261927592]Gooooooooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaalllllllllllll!!!!!!

Agbolahor!!

2-2![/quote]you don hit rock if na NTA CHANNEL 7 u dey watch am

Diaby