₦airaland Forum

YOU WON!!!
Biology says that after sexual intercourse, about 200-300 million sperms are deposited by the man, they all begin to swim upwards within the tract to meet with the ovum. Of the over 200 million that are deposited, only 300-500 actually reach the site( others get tired on the way because it is no small race Lol)
And of the 300 that manage to reach the egg only one fertilises the egg, and in this case the winning one was YOU..,,WOW!!
Have you ever thought about this? You ran a race without your eyes and you won, you ran without a certificate and you won, you ran without a thump print and you won, you ran without an education, you ran without help...and you won.
What makes you think that you will lose now? Now that you have both eyes and legs, now that you have a certificate, now that you have a plan, a dream and a vision...
Beloved, you didn't give up on day one, you can't give up now, giving up now is an insult to your creator.
It doesn't matter what you see now, always remember that you WON from the womb.
#beGreatfull

adehsenior:
Change is about allowing fulani herdsmen go into peoples farms and graze and any attempt to stop them will lead to destruction of lives and properties as seen in Adamawa, Benue, Taraba, Niger, Enugu to mention a few.
Change is seen in buying a bag of maize for 18,000 and a bag of rice for 20,000 while government cannot pay minimum wage salaries of 18,000 naira
Change is seen when you exchange dollars for 405 naira per dollar
change is when a common man buy kerosine at 300 per liter and refills gas at 4,000 naira
Change is when you import grass from Brazil and allow farmers to contend with fulani herdsmen
Change is when you arrest and lock up innocent Nigerians for bearing their minds about the activities of government, where is our freedom of information and freedom of speech?
Hope no Aishaburton rice eating e-rat will masturbate over my comments like bees

The fact remains that there will always be two sides to every coin

Saw these pics online and decided to share...

#Change so far by PODE....
Borno schools reopened late last year, after almost 2 years of closure.
This year Maiduguri's El-Kanemi Warriors football team played their 1st home game in more than 2 seasons.
May 2016: Borno Emirs return home, two years after fleeing Boko Haram insurgents.
One of Shiroro's 4 turbines, damaged since 2010, finally repaired in July 2016.
Ajaokuta Steel Co entangled in legal dispute since 2008. Finally resolved in July, w/out Nigeria paying anticipated $500m-$700m in penalties.
Lagos-Calabar Rail Project, awarded at $11.917bn by previous government. Renegotiated downwards under PMB government, saving $800m.
Abandoned 215MW Kaduna Power Plant that was awarded in 2009, and due for completion in 36 months (i.e. 2011), Now on course for completion late next year.
Change is borrowing, not to pay salaries, but to invest in infrastructure.
Change is rebuilding damaged relations with Cameroon, South Africa and USA.
Change is making Boko Haram scared of the Nigerian Military, not the other way round.
Change is restarting & completing abandoned projects.
Change is paying debts owed to contractors since 2012/13, so road works can resume.
Change is boldly facing up to the tragedy that Nigeria emerged from 4 years of $100-oil with nothing by way of savings.
Change is also realizing that change takes time. The failings of many years will not vanish overnight. There are no miracles that will take away the pain of fallen oil prices. None. We WILL have to deal with the pain.
Only this week the Nigeria Railway Corporation pushed a step further, successfully transporting cattle from Minna to Lagos, BY RAIL.
Next month, when School year starts, school feeding programme for Primary 1-3 pupils will be implemented. About 18 states have shown interest.
Azura-Edo IPP, stalled for years, now well on course, because FG is serious about fixing power.

Pls do you have a centre around Ondo state?

The heart of man....... Oh I wanted saying the heart of woman.......

This is exactly the kinda change going on in APC. Instead of us experiencing positive change, the country is getting as confused as this manly woman we have here.

Cc: lalasticlala come and see your guy o!

Up Nepa!
Buharinomics

The teacher should be sentenced to death by hanging and firing squad at the same time.

You are in big trouble then

All I see is bleaching....
Ripping her skin wud have gotten me more impressed.

#Teamvirginladies

Not surprised though..... That's what sucking directly from cows can do to a man's life.

How are we sure he doesn't have LCD TV in the other pocket. Mumu cattle rearer....

Congrats bro!!! Welcome to hell

Good

delzbaba:
Good, but all this things are already old in japan and US

Bad Belle spotted

Adekunle Gold at it again.

This is beyond photoshop. I will call it photomarket.

Haba!

Simple buh classic

May childishness not be our portion IJN.

I wish our politicians could be tested psychologically before allowing them contest for any seat.

This guy has never made any positive impact in his constituency instead he's been a disgrace to his people, to his state and to the nation at large. Nothing positive about him whatsoever. Your people didn't send u there to display ur stup*dity.

Grow up bloody attention seeker.

Childishness is a disease

Can someone tell me what they have in common? Yet to figure it out either.

Btw how do these traditional rulers feel comfortable in their outfits?

I believe women enjoy it when they are being fingered and touched around the region by male docs or nurses.

The pleasure they derive from the touches reduces labour pain.
That's why some ladies above me don't see it as an issue.

When you run after galz u tend to lose money buh when u run after money u definitely won't lose galz...

EVIL PHILOSOPHIES

1. *"WHATEVER WILL BE, WILL BE"*
Whatever will be will not be; you have to make it be. You have a part to play in what will be in your life, so don't leave it to chance.

2. *"HALF BREAD IS BETTER THAN NONE!"*
Why settle for half bread when you can get a full bread or even own a bakery. This is a limiting belief that positions you to settle for less and it is a mediocre philosophy.

3. *"A FOOL AT FORTY IS A FOOL FOREVER"*
A fool at any age can be a fool forever if he refuses to let go of his foolishness. It is never too late to become wise because the day you wake up and wise up is the day you CHANGE!

4. *"FINGERS ARE NOT EQUAL"*
Yes! Physical fingers in your hands are not equal but that does not make any of them valueless. Lose one and you realise that they are all valuable. You are not even a finger, so why look down on yourself.

5. *"LIFE BEGINS AT FORTY"*
If you are below forty and believe this, I feel so sorry for you because it means you are not yet alive.

6. *"WHAT GOES UP MUST COME DOWN"*
Is your age coming down? Is your wisdom and knowledge coming down? Is the price of goods coming down? Think my friend!

7. *"HE WHO LAUGH LAST, LAUGHS BEST!"*
Why laugh last when you can laugh always and why laugh best when laughter is not a competition. When we programmed ourselves with these strange philosophies, they limit and restrict us.

Change the way you think and talk..
You will change your world.
Have a wonderful night people.

These pics were tagged with a different story some days back.

Sing with me pls....... I remember when I was a soldier........ 2x
Pls someone should help me complete it.

If Nigerian soldiers look like this man...BH would have finished with Naija and even other West African countries.

I concur