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There is only a shortage of GOOD MEN

it might be
just any will do

Seconded

sillyboy:
I remember setting pins on people's chair back in primary school and a day i peeped at my Primary 2 teacher's under wear (Mrs Ilesanmi). . . I use to sit right infront of the class then because I was short then. And the teacher never help my pathetic life then by always sitting awkwardly!

I was caught and floogedwhen other teachers walked inshe couldnt say what i did wrong and me to pretended as if I didnt know what I did.

U r a case

190:
I'm in love wit tope2000 rite now
our love started just now

How can u be in love with a married woman

sillyboy:
I know that song Tope. . .
this reminds me of one his songs too (Bonsue Fuji). . . .I dreamed of dancing Bonsue fuji with one of neighbors daughter at xmas parties . . .
That girl was pretty and some "agbaya" around the area wouldn't give young boys like me a chance!  

Thanks jare, at least u know what im talking abt

chika98:
Sauron: Yes i LOVE akara and i can make a mean one too

Lmao!! Reminds me of this incident. I don't know if you remember this song" lets talk about sex baby. . lets talk about you and me. . lets talk about all the good things all the bad things sex baby" etc. . So my mum had visitors and i was coming from the kitchen singing the song jejely ooh. Na so my mama whoop me that day tire. She's like what do you know about sex? blah blah

DEAD!!!!!!!

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=204980.msg3194824#msg3194824 date=1228694866]@ Tope2000,

No excuses. . . . . .U shoulda checked ur dictionary.[/quote]I thot it wud easier to ask ur mum guess i thot wrong.

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=204980.msg3194813#msg3194813 date=1228694570]TYPICAL. . . . . . .Condoms of all things u could have asked your mum??
U didn't ask her about stuffs in the Bible or Koran??
Jeeez. . . . . .I woulda crucified u if i was ur mum.[/quote]C'mon, i didnt know what the hell condom was, i never heard of it b4 sef until i heard that song

[quote author=Ebony-Silk link=topic=204980.msg3194812#msg3194812 date=1228694549]haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!! aiye ti baje!!
Tope, at 11?
this girl!! did you know brash or chamotex then? no wonder [/quote]U r not serious
I guess i was inquisitive when i was young

190:
tope hw fa i wan yan wit u
how e dey be, wots ur email
or cud u mail me ur # privately
i don't want sillyboy and mrcrackles 2 get it
TOPE2000 Is now my NEW LAWLAW no longer ebonyi-silk

Lmao
Are u high 2nite

ikamefa:
aight this happened when i was growing  in Lagos, i used to love AKARA! (bean balls) if my mum does not make it at home, i must go out and buy it from the local sellers, soon it became an addiction "   " especially the ones made with palm oil   hahhaa!
if my mum sends me on an errand, and i bring home her change,30 mins later her change will just disappear from her night stand, ika6 has gone to buy akara   , my trick then was to buy and finish eating it before coming home.

the day she weaned me off my akara addiction was the day she caught me eating it outside, with a big bottle of orobo pepsi "   "
i got the greatest beating of my life that day there and then! "   "
till today when i see akara  i remember  my mum!

Lol . . . . . . .  


@Topic
I was around age of 11-12 , my mum sent me on an errand, I remember when i got to the place there was this particular song on the radio, it was an ADEWALE AYUBA song. In that song there was sumthing abt 'keya lo ra condom' [Go and buy condom].lol
i was so curious to find out what the word condom meant, so i quickly dashed home just to ask my mum. So when i got home that was the first thing i asked ' mum what is a condom' she looked at me and Slap me instead and asking me where i heard it from and i told her and she told it was a bad word and i shud never say it again.lol

Na ur mouth i dey use

190:
tope20000 wetin u dey laff there for
u when kiss Tondo beg me mak i nor tell them
for Nland

I can laff at anything i want

sillyboy:
Se bobo yi gbadun sha?
Me jump enter river?. . .if na curse, na u go jump enter ocean!
River Niger ko , Lake Benue ni.
Seriously, you are exhibiting symptoms of excessive cheap drugs oo

Rofl . . . . . . .

[quote author=Okija_juju link=topic=205001.msg3194664#msg3194664 date=1228691577]Note to self; Test this if it is a myth or reality.[/quote]Make sure u use condom
AIDS IS REAL

P.S make sure u only introduce her to ur friends after u r done with her else she will shag ur friendz too

chamotex:
TRIED, TESTED and CONFIRMED!!!

Oni isekuse omo lofe ya

chamotex:
Tope I'm telling u, that gurl was da bomb!

it's was a shame she had to go back after her studies.

Lmao
I hear they are good in bed

why I'm i not surprised shior

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=204895.msg3194630#msg3194630 date=1228690752]The Best Posters:

Whatever90
Sistawoman
Tope2000
Tgirl4real
Ibkaye.[/quote] This is why i loff u

190:
well e clear say all of una when don post so far dey crase, una forget to leave the reputable 190 out of una list abi?
well here is the legitimate list from seun(owner of nland)
top posters, [color=#990000][/color]
1, 190(Osina Nwata Buru Ogalanya 1 of Nairaland,Osina afo nne ya lebe romace poster 1 of Nairaland)
others are,
j-girl
okija-juju
sistawoman
ibkaye
chamotex
brash


worst posters
1, TONDO(hair of the dog) where he even dey sef!
others are
1. Tope2000
2. MissyB
3. Tgirl4real
4. StephenP/Debosky
5. Iice and lots more.

Lmao

MrCrackles:
nitori kinni?!

strip clubs don't even charge that much nowadays for a ogling a skimpy floozie

We talking HIGH CLASS FASHION baby

You are BACK

[quote author=~smurf link=topic=5017.msg3193421#msg3193421 date=1228669899]All of the ABOVE, i love shoes wiff a passion [/quote]Welcome to the club
Membership fee is $300

lol. . . . peeping _sillyboytom

sillyboy:
During a product monitoring I did with a Nigerian bank this year, I met this very pretty Igbo chick that i couldnt take my eyes off(She works at the same bank). I decided to take my game to her. . . .while talking to her, I "tabon" (bad grammar). The bad thing was that I couldnt realize what i did until she told me in black and white.

[b]Guess I said something like "breaked" instead of broke.[/b]That was the end of my lust with her.

lmao

Na so so Money shaaaaaaaa, everywhere u turn on nl
Ahn ahn

Lmao@thread