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aha!!!!! haba

@jenny
Obama's name is an abomination now

michelin89:
Ok o! But one day one day---

don't let me e-fight u o

@jenny
U DIDNT SEE IT before? I don't know werrin i do mukina the babe just dey delete my post

michelin89:
When are you breaking up? You have dated enough.

Wetin na, This one na BLACK LOVE
Obama and michelle type, una no fit break us up

StephenP:
I knew I could trust you  

Im being faithful to you na

MrCrackles:
you know the lenght you went the last time when you mis-yarned about my loving?!

u would beg, crawl, wallow, wail, slouch and even bleed, but i wont pay attention to it and u aint going to be having no more loving from Brash!

keep ur love, i no want sef

MrCrackles:
I know when you want attention from me

_{oya u sef catch ur daily Crackle's kiss}!

I dont want because i dont want yoro

MrCrackles:
I am the epitome of love babe so not in a dire need!

Brash! side of me, i don't mete it out to good people, i spread love to nice and sensible people

The ones that see the Brash! side are either epileptic morons or muppets with a high quota of buffoonery!!

Gbe enu dake jo

MrCrackles:
Who is the horniest nairalander?

1) Chamotex

2) Sistawoman

3) Tope

4) Seun

5) Spikedcylinder

6) Morenike Alagolo _rubypearl

ANSWER:

Brash

MrCrackles:
nah oyan e ni d most attractive part!

Tope olomu nla

werrin ur eyes dey look for dia

spikedcylinder:
Tope, you must be every man's dream o. With your eyin, oyon. . . etc.

Didnt u know my teeth is most attractive part in my body

DavidDylan:
na wa . . . see liars everywhere. honest people like us are becoming a rare breed.

Honest ko

JamaicanQT:
@ tope2000

makosi!!!! LMAO makosi is nasty!!! do you remember that she had sex with anthony in the pool on live TV,

Rofl . . . . . . I remember and im sure he knows too but i think they are just bleeping buddies, if u know what i mean.
I hear he's very promiscuous he is in london rite now though so continue with ur search

spikedcylinder:
Tope eleyin gorro!!!

ding

spikedcylinder:
Julius Agwu comes to mind.

For me though, I can't date someone shorter because I am a big ( ). So to see me with a guy who is small and short? Nah! I don't want people asking if i'm his mother.

rofl . . .

isnt he going out with makosi [big brother]

Ben20001:
eh my NL friend Tope,

how u dey?

Im good oh, wat about u? but wetin the girl do u na

It takes a confident man to date a girl that is taller than him

ben, wetin shegirl do u na?

femionasan:
8. What do you mean today's our anniversary?
7. Can we not talk to each other tonight? I'd rather just watch TV.
6. Ohh, this diamond is way too big!
5. Can our relationship get a little more physical? I'm tired of being "just friends."
4. Honey, does this outfit make my butt look too small?
3. Aww, don't stop for directions, I'm sure you'll be able to figure out how to get there.
2. I don't care if it's on sale, $300 is way too much for a designer dress.
1. Hey, pull my finger!

Buahahahahahah . . . . . very true

DFACT:
Anyway the biggest lie i've told was in bed . . . I just came

YEAH ME TOO,

JUS 2 MAKE HIM HAPPY, I TOLD HIM I CAME WHILE I WAS DIEING SILENTLY, LOL

michelin89:
Ok! Make I finish this pounded yam and I'll be back to you.

_{*iyabegi, where the other two portions wey I ask you now!*}

Lol . . . . i hope the other potion is for me o

Dependz

konkocious:
1. Teadtbear
2. Take 'em to eatry so that the can eat their self out
3. buy them wears (even if is tokunbo)
4. Try to get a car so that they can tell you they love you (like Royce Bently etc)
5. get them recharge card alway
6. always buy them Jewelries
7. alway make sure you replace their make-up as soon as its finish
8. ready to be celebrating their birthday every year especially when they are celebrating 21
9. go around the world on vacation
10.

U r joking rite

michelin89:
Eh? You nor know we have pink lies, green lies, yellow lies, black lies, blue lies, etc?

If you want i fit explain wetin each one mean.

Abeg explain

MrCrackles:
them talk say make you no shine your gorro teeth again!!

leave my teeth alone, kilode.
do u have any idea how many toothpastes endorsement i have

MrCrackles:
Brash!

vibrators

rampant rabbit

vibro-love egg

moulded dic.k

mills and boons

ikebe super

recharge cards

popcorn

cake

ice icream

Hheheheheehe
Ori e ope

Shouldnt there be a story as to why she killed him Cuz i'd love to hear the story behind it b4 before I can sentence

sistawoman:
What looks good to one woman will not look good for another.

I believe my man is a fineeeeeeeee man and have no worries about sharing him with other females. I know that I hold it down at home and that if he did step out on me he would be loosing so much more than it is worth.

I am sure to drain him everynight leaving no room for another woman to stake claim on property that she can't afford in the first place.

I love him so that he no longer look at other women in that way ever.

If a woman knows what she is doing and is confindent in her ability to keep her man at home then there is no need to worry. Men will be men and some are too stupid to know when they have a good one at home but to them i say kiss my ass anyway.

I KNOW beyond a shadow of a doubt that I am a GREAT woman and any man would love to have me in their life, so one mans trash is another mans treasure.

When you carry yourself like that a man tends to hold on tighter, because they don't want to look like a fool in front of their friends for letting such a great catch get away. Men can be brutal to other men who mess up like that.

So this is how you make him not look at other women
I like ur style jare

Its Amazing how some women react when the table is turned around
SO BE BECAUSE HER boyfriend RELIES ON HER FOR HIS FINANCIAL NEEDS, THEN HE DOESNT LOVE HER
SIGH N SMH
I'm sure the guy is not excatly happy he relies on her girl

sexyLeamon:
well not all fine people, some ugly people attitude can be just as ugly as them

Well said