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kokoye:
Some girl told me she was pregnant for me - I cried no be small.

She called the lab right in my prescence and I could hear the other side tellign her about positive result - didnt know it was for another test she went for.

she sef come begin dey cry and it made it so real to me.

idiot girl - she went to bathroom and came out laughing at me.

I begin dey use condom kiakia

Heheheheeheheh . . . . . . . .

michelin89:
Cheiiiii girls can liee!

Michelin dear, just little white lies na

MrCrackles:
Even losers are creating threads for Mrs Brash!

make una dey waste time, fry fish for the owner! _{epileptic morons}!

Heheheheheeh . . . . .what a surname

inbox:
My world has not come online since 2days now, i just hope tope is fine?

Lmao, ur world

B, T.W Are u stalking me now

And this is a Romance Topic, is it

Lol

@topic
Hmmmmmmmmmm . . . . . . .

@brash
Of cus i was

MrCrackles:
nah she is jealous of me and so are you

Oya i admit, im jealous of brash

MrCrackles:
no this is not true and you know it

Yes it is, admit it
arent u jealous of D?

sistawoman:
It depends on who is more beautiful/handsome.

If the girl is beautiful the dude is the one with more jealousy.

in most cases, yes

MrCrackles:
tell her to wear a pad all the time

and don't forget to tell her[b] not to allow boys fuc.k her when she is menstruating, it is disgusting![/b]

@post
Just tell her to use her pad and change constantly depending on how heavy she get
When having menstral pains, use pain killers
Stay away from boys until 18

I have always loved geeks

spikedcylinder:
That is what I have been trying to say o! He is still so young and still under his mama!

I sensed that letter was to a nairalander. Is he reading all this? Abi na you David?

Buahahahahaha  

DavidDylan:
it doesnt say anything. Some men live with their mothers and still have plenty of "us" time with their girlfriends. the guy is just not that committed to her.

Well i guess maybe the guy IS using the mum as a weapon then

@michelin89
I suggest you move on with your life because that boy is certified Mama' boy and you will be always be second even if you guys get married and have zillion kids together.
Living just 30mins away from his mum says it all

michelin89:
He can't possibly leave his house with his mum in. She is always a visitor like anyone else. So if she comes in and he has the idea of going out, it automatically means asking his mum to leave as well.

How often does the mum comes

iceblue:
guys, let's imagine that you don't have a girlfriend. na girl dey cause all these reprisals, ba? ok make we delete her for picture.

would you enjoy your mum coming around every spare second you're at home and eating up all of your personal space? i doubt it. you love her very much, no doubt, but it's called personal space. you can't share that with any other living person in this world (except your wife). i couldn't take it, my mum being all up in my space ALL of the time. my mum isn't like that (well, not really ). if she were i'd give her subtle reminders -
your husband misses you
you're not treating my father well - you're neglecting him
go and look after your husband
you're supposed to be honey mooning aren't you?

but i cannot stand her being in ALL of my space, ALL of the time. period. and i aint even a guy. guys are usually the ones who want more independence, or am i wrong?

Good talk

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You either use juju <sub>(which I will gladly hook you up with)      

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You love and tolorate his mum with all you r might and strenght

_{Or you take the easy way out}

Dump him.

Boys and their mummies, thats like breaking up conjoined twins, you need surgery.  [/quote]

michelin89:
Exactly! I don't know how to behave or what to do around her. Should i ask her if she wants something to drink? She might think I am living there while I am just on a visit. Goshhhhhhh! Somebody help meeee!

We alternate. He comes to me and I go to him.

Lol . . . . . kinda know what you mean there, That can be uncomfortable.

LadyT:
I will say this Independence has no room in the bedroom. Apparently who knows if its true Madonna didn't give it to Guy for 18 months I mean WTF? Men need to understand that sometimes a woman is tired. And women need to stop using sex as a weapon!

Buahahaahaa

ammape:
I am new in nairaland. i will like to meet the lady you are talking about. Meanwhile i would not know if she is that homely, decent and Godly as you insinuated. My details are 08038010868 ammape@yahoo.com

I am dam serious. Let her mail or text me i will get back to her.

Thank

Bros u are already cheating on shegirl already , didnt u started a thread about her on the dation zone

omoge:
StepenP, offtopic if that's your real pix, you look like my

Pls face topic and leave my stephen alone

chika98:
I think he has infected you with Englishitis.

Sisi Jinx:
As Tondo's self appointed interpreted, I am here to tell you that He is asking how he can help his Nigerian Girl be sweet as sugar and honey because this is what he likes.

Thank you.

Rofl . . . . .

StephenP:
It is funny that some of those Ms Independents don't know when to turn their dependence on or off. You ask to take them out for dinner and they are like no they'll get some food somewhere else, the moment you're busy at work, they're buzzing your phone asking you to take them out and once their request is denied, they go round complaining how you can't take care of them.

Lol . . . kinda know where you comin from

LadyT:
The word submissive is very dangerous.

I think it should be replaced with respect.

I respect the man as the head of the household or whatever but I the female am the backbone.

In regards to independant women we need to be careful not to go too far men have egos it needs a rub sometimes.

I concur