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davidylan:
tope what say you?

u have my blessing

davidylan:
The key is to balance it with an equally generous backside . . . i think she does that quite well and she's short to boot . . . just exactly how i envisage the correct bedmate.  

agaba123:
Those who love you are more than those who hate you
Anyway I know where to find it when i want it.

excatly

davidylan:
na wa o . . . and i no save that picture o.  
Who are those hating on God's perfect creation?

they know themselves

Hannibal:
Good point!!!
Fat women are locomotive trains in the bedroom.
They wheeze, snore, and may push you out of the bed.

DEAD
ROFLMAO

chamotex:
Tope must be suffering from back pains with those overload wey she carry for front

You dey craze
mine boobs are not big they just fill bra properly with cleavage

davidylan:
Tope what happened to that our sweet pishurr?   Show em girls what it is to be a woman . . .  

too many people are already hating on me
so i comot am

Pataki:
I do not play. I am a serious minded person.

i hear u

My honour lies with you always.  No one else makes me post on nairaland except you.


Where have you been all the while? And your shape is just perfect. You are an embodiment of perfection.

awwww . . . .  

_{or is this part of your playa comment}

davidylan:
According to the Nairaland poll, skinny women are pulling a meagre 15% of votes . . . Tope2000-type women rule!

davidylan:
anyone who looks at your chest and still thinks you are a he needs Sarah Palin glasses. She can see Russia from Alaska.

u are not serious

Hannibal:
Hmmmmm. . . . . . .
Player Pataki strolls into the thread after mauling 5 babes this evening.


Touche. . . . .


The poll is fake. . . . . . .
These peops are just out to assassinate me character.
FYI, i am a certified virgin.

hehehehe
since when??

Pataki:
Do not mind Hannibal. A player will always remain a PLAYER.

@ Topic,

Moderation is all that matters to me. Too much of bakassi is hazardous to my health. Too much of attack causes confusion. From history, heavily loaded women, are more inclined to an easy sexual satisfaction within seconds.

see pataki defending his honour
Hannibal what have got to say about this??

chamotex:
As long as she's got a nice round, juicy onion booty . . . . i will overlook the other criteria and do justice to the thingy

I can see you are not choosy, good 4 u
but what is the point of nice round, juicy onion booty and shapeless body n mess up face??

bigboyslim:
Whose poems? Tope's? I thought she was a she

its stephen's poem she is talking about
and i am a SHE

StephenP:
LOL Goodness why did I find this funny?

Well it depends on how well you work it.

work what

bigboyslim:
Tope cover your eyes. don't let these folks corrupt you.

Ha, i have to keep it open b4 something good pass me by

Hannibal:
Jump out??
A toad? A rat? A louse or the one-eyed snake??

It was a fake poll.
I didn't even hear about it so disregard ASAP.
Hannibal is an easy going dude. . . . . . .No strings of women in ma lair.

You see!!

This is what some women don't want to understand.
They believe tits and ass must be excessive to make guys go wow!! NOT for me!!!
If i ever become the President of Nig, i would arrest all excessive carriers of FLESH.

Roflamo

As 4 stephen, i dont even know what he expect onyinye to see but im curious to find out


4 the poll, it isnt fake ooo
NL has already certified you guys as playa oo
una go even receive ur certificate very soon via post

StephenP:
Unzip my pants and check it out

is sumthing suppose to jump out

Hannibal:
Nairaland's most notorious playa??   Hell Nah!!!
Pataki, Eldee, SLY and many others are in the Premier league.


Brilliant post!!!

A woman can be slender and have adequate boobs and ass to match her frame.
That is all i need to see not a mountain ass and DD sized boobs that might suffocate me in bed.
Slender woman till i dizza. . . . . . .

all the above too are also voted but you came first
followed by SLY, eldee n pataki

i agree with words in bold
too much of everything is rubbish

lepashandi:
@Poster

The shape of a man's dkic determines the type of woman he goes for - what shape is your dikc? phat, slim, short, or which one - lets see - with pictures and we can judge which type of woman you prefer.

im lost

davidylan:
Imagine hugging a woman and you can't tell if its her or your brother save for the amount of hair on the head? Biko please slender women shld add something o.

try telling hannibal

StephenP:
You need to have some hips before you can date our kind though.

hehehe
dont 4get boobs n onion booty like kim.k

Hannibal:
I agree. . . . .
However, better things come at a price.
The single most important factor is. . . .You won't be the only one in his life.
Can u handle that shiznit??

i was waiting for you to say that actually
lol, no wonder they voted you NL's most notorious playa

Hannibal:
You reckon??

Babes, it's the same thang.
Many of the babes looking for Morris Chestnut n Tyson Beckfords are wowo chics in category D as well.
Lets just call it FANTASY.

who does not want better things
just because the are phat does mean they are ugly

Hannibal:
Onion bootay??
Something to hold on to?? Am i disabled??
I can walk by maself, i don't need a woman's rump to support me.
The last time i checked, Agbani Darego had no onion bootay when she won Miss World.
All that would come after making kidsMarry a babe with booty before she starts raising kids and u[b] will have IKEBE SUPER after she's done with kids.[/b]

not necessarily
This the best reply to your post
BTW
I honestly don't see the bid deal about darego but im glad Nigeria won sha

StephenP:
Don't make me get all x rated on this thread, just know it does. Plus, when I'm holding on to her waist and my hand is hurting, I have a butt to rest it on, know what I mean?

Cristalz:
@H

I don't think she meant you needing booty support to move from point A to B

pls tell him
its not a walking stick but you if you dont want it in a girl then its cool
thats ur preference

Hannibal:
You are not serious. . . . . .
See your face like Smeagol's.
Excessive ass is rubbish. . . Changing tyres every other day is not pleasant.

lmao
I agree with Excessive ass is rubbish, i didnt say the girl has to be ikebe super
just have onion bootay or aleast some thing to hold hold on to

Hannibal:
What role does a big ass play in intercourse?
Am i gay?
Big yansh me foot!!!

i think so
not too big, well shaped n firm

davidylan:
You know right.
You're option C, why else do you think i chase you around?

I can't stand tiny waists.

hehehehehe
but come oo wetin small waist do u?

StephenP:
LOL there's nothing wrong wanting some booty to grab on to.

i hear u jare
wat do you want to do with a girl without yansh

StephenP:
Preferably B

davidylan:
option c

i guessed you both were going to choose that

ok

ungrateful bitch