bigboyslim:

Tope cover your eyes. don't let these folks corrupt you.

Ha, i have to keep it open b4 something good pass me by

Hannibal:

Jump out??
A toad? A rat? A louse or the one-eyed snake??

It was a fake poll.
I didn't even hear about it so disregard ASAP.
Hannibal is an easy going dude. . . . . . .No strings of women in ma lair.

You see!!

This is what some women don't want to understand.
They believe tits and ass must be excessive to make guys go wow!! NOT for me!!!
If i ever become the President of Nig, i would arrest all excessive carriers of FLESH.

Roflamo

As 4 stephen, i dont even know what he expect onyinye to see but im curious to find out


4 the poll, it isnt fake ooo
NL has already certified you guys as playa oo
una go even receive ur certificate very soon via post

bigboyslim:

Whose poems? Tope's? I thought she was a she

I was talking about Stephen, you told Tope to shield her eyes so that she won't be corrupt. And i replied back.

davidylan:

na wa o . . . onyinye2 you are making things so hard for a gentle man.  
Anyway i know the way to Texas and i'll be bringing my pot of palmwine to greet my in-laws pretty soon.

i'm on two knees fully bowed down for the hand of the queen . . .   [size=3pt]say yes[/size]

Keep dreaming, hope you don't meet the eye of the storm.

*Morenike:

Leave Ruby Pearl out of this o.
Today na me last PMS day and am not afraid to use my last hormone on y'all

LOL Goodness why did I find this funny?

tope2000:

 
is something suppose to jump out

Well it depends on how well you work it.

tope2000:

all the above too are also voted but you came first
followed by SLY, eldee n pataki

i agree with words in bold
too much of everything is rubbish

Do not mind Hannibal. A player will always remain a PLAYER.

@ Topic,

Moderation is all that matters to me. Too much of bakassi is hazardous to my health. Too much of attack causes confusion. From history, heavily loaded women, are more inclined to an easy sexual satisfaction within seconds.

bigboyslim:

Whose poems? Tope's? I thought she was a she

its stephen's poem she is talking about
and i am a SHE

StephenP:

LOL Goodness why did I find this funny?

Well it depends on how well you work it.

work what

StephenP:

Well it depends on how well you work it.

CLOSET FREAK!!!!

*Morenike:

Oops too bad too late
No shit! You're just too annoying, sorry I went off you jare

Oh oka, im just going to be the bigger person, and accept your apology.

As long as she's got a nice round, juicy onion booty . . . . i will overlook the other criteria and do justice to the thingy

Onyinye, its friday, i aint got nothing to do. What do you say you and me get together this weekend so I can really measure your size. You can't just claim to be a certain size. we need proof. I'm free, i can stop by and give a professional evalutaion?

onyinye2:

Keep dreaming, hope you don't meet the eye of the storm.

A whole chairman like me? Haba . . . it is well . . . now where is stillwater to calm my frayed nerves?  

Pataki:

Do not mind Hannibal. A player will always remain a PLAYER.

@ Topic,

Moderation is all that matters to me. Too much of bakassi is hazardous to my health. Too much of attack causes confusion. From history, heavily loaded women, are more inclined to an easy sexual satisfaction within seconds.

see pataki defending his honour
Hannibal what have got to say about this??

chamotex:

As long as she's got a nice round, juicy onion booty . . . . i will overlook the other criteria and do justice to the thingy

I can see you are not choosy, good 4 u
but what is the point of nice round, juicy onion booty and shapeless body n mess up face??

Pataki:

Do not mind Hannibal. A player will always remain a PLAYER.

Hmmmmm. . . . . . .
Player Pataki strolls into the thread after mauling 5 babes this evening.

Moderation is all that matters to me. Too much of bakassi is hazardous to my health. Too much of attack causes confusion. From history, heavily loaded women, are more inclined to an easy sexual satisfaction within seconds.

Touche. . . . .

tope2000:

for the poll, it isnt fake ooo
Nairaland has already certified you guys as playa oo
una go even receive your certificate very soon via post

The poll is fake. . . . . . .
These peops are just out to assassinate me character.
FYI, i am a certified virgin.

tope2000:

see pataki defending his honour
Hannibal what have got to say about this??

Pataki is obviously lying to us.
I mean. . . . . He stays in Amsterdam.
There's no day Pataki does not see dental-floss thongs and boobies(even when going to Church on sundays).

@oyinye
you do that. As long as you don't start anything

Kedu ife na-ese okwu ebe a?

Ndi ndi dika tope di m mma.
Ukwu rue ala.

tope2000:

and i am a SHE

anyone who looks at your chest and still thinks you are a he needs Sarah Palin glasses. She can see Russia from Alaska.

warrubout size 0's?

Give me option A to D, na NAK i go NAK all of them

chamotex:

Give me option A to D, na NAK i go NAK all of them

OLE

ibkaye:

warrubout size 0's?

dats a No No

bigboyslim:

Onyinye, its friday, i aint got nothing to do. What do you say you and me get together this weekend so I can really measure your size. You can't just claim to be a certain size. we need proof. I'm free, i can stop by and give a professional evalutaion?

You must have one nerve. But i must commend you on your boldness.

davidylan:

A whole chairman like me? Haba . . . it is well . . . now where is stillwater to calm my frayed nerves?  

Awww. . . . it is oka cutty buddy.

agaba123:

Kedu ife na-ese okwu ebe a?

Ndi ndi dika tope di m mma.
Ukwu rue ala.

Yey!!! I understood that!

ibkaye:

warrubout size 0's?

Mayne even i have to say that is a No No. Size 3 and 4 is oka.

tope2000:

see pataki defending his honour
Hannibal what have got to say about this??

My honour lies with you always. No one else makes me post on nairaland except you.


Where have you been all the while? And your shape is just perfect. You are an embodiment of perfection.

Hannibal:

Hmmmmm. . . . . . .
Player Pataki strolls into the thread after mauling 5 babes this evening.

Strolling out soon though. Today is Friday night. Lets make the best of the weekend.

Want some?

onyinye2:

You must have one nerve. But i must commend you on your boldness.

I usually appreciate straightforward answers. Is that a yes? and really you should be flattered you were chosen among all the sumptuous bootylicious ladies on nland

anything less than size 8 is bony for me.
I need some flesh to hold on to

Haba which one be size 0?

davidylan:

anyone who looks at your chest and still thinks you are a he needs Sarah Palin glasses. She can see Russia from Alaska.

u are not serious

Hannibal:

Hmmmmm. . . . . . .
Player Pataki strolls into the thread after mauling 5 babes this evening.


Touche. . . . .


The poll is fake. . . . . . .
These peops are just out to assassinate me character.
FYI, i am a certified virgin.

hehehehe
since when??

bigboyslim:

that is a No No

ho ho ho

onyinye2:

Mayne even i have to say that is a No No. Size 3 and 4 is oka.

ho ho ho

agaba123:

anything less than size 8 is bony for me.
I need some flesh to hold on to

Haba which one be size 0?

you are the son of your father not your landlord!  

bigboyslim:

I usually appreciate straightforward answers. Is that a yes? and really you should be flattered you were chosen among all the sumptuous bootylicious ladies on nland

Flattered? You act like you doing me a favor. Boy puhleeze.

agaba123:

anything less than size 8 is bony for me.
I need some flesh to hold on to

Haba which one be size 0?

Oh well

According to the Nairaland poll, skinny women are pulling a meagre 15% of votes . . . Tope2000-type women rule!

davidylan:

you are the son of your father not your landlord!  

hi5 my brother
You sucked the left breast of your mama wellu wellu

Hannibal:


Pataki is obviously lying to us.
I mean. . . . . He stays in Amsterdam.
There's no day Pataki does not see dental-floss thongs and boobies(even when going to Church on sundays).

Good girls go to heaven. . . . . Bad girls go to Amsterdam!

tope2000:

hehehehe
since when??

Ask ELDEE!!!!

ibkaye:

warrubout size 0's?

Size 0s qualify but with well shaped boobs and incredible balance.

Pataki:

Strolling out soon though. Today is Friday night. Lets make the best of the weekend.
Want some?

Want some??
Nah. . . . . .Me madam is watching me ass with her eagle eyes.

onyinye2:

Flattered? You act like you doing me a favor. Boy puhleeze.

I won't exactly put it that way but i'm glad the overall idea is not too far fetched.

Due to my aggressive nature, if I handle a size 0, she could end up at the Intensive Care Unit.