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iice:
[color=#9900ff]No lame openings like - you're beautiful / i've seen you around type of thing.
Be confident and try to get the vibe of the person as in understand what she's saying and not saying
No trying to automatically think/feel like you, just let it flow
some people are seriously dense even a nuclear bomb will not illuminate anything[/color]

@poster
READ CAREFULLY!!!!

Mesmerize:
@post
hmmmmmmmmmm

wetin be hmmmmmmmmmm
talk ya own make we hear wetin make toyin tingles

tboy1:
lol . . . yes i am. i'm not fussy at all

its actually good thing jare, keep it up

pretty gals

tboy1:
lol . . . it actually turns me on . . .

so u like food that much? wow!!!
u are so easy to get turned on then

jaquan:
farting, it always gets me weak in the knees.

roflmao
how excatly is dat romantic??

roflmao
cooldude is certified CHEATER 4 nairaland

hmmm lemme see:

Boris kodjoe
Taye diggs
Tyson beckford
Will smith
will be back with more

chamotex:
u girlz are laughing

there's severe scarcity of males out there o

its not a joking matter

even at this rate that we are going, its like first come first serve,

U ARE KILLIMG ME, PLZ STOP
i had berra grab mine b4 they finish then

chamotex:
@ poster

tell her u want to marry her

males are scarce out there

that should work!

ROFL

look at his mouth

She be thief, ole. just beware

nana:
no,am f'ugly!   Did i advertise it on this forum that am single and searching?  

nairaland
HA una no go kill me

nana:
lol,my sis i dey here jare. How u dey?

i dey gud jare . op u gud 2

chummex:
Hey nana,are u cute?, well, I want to try some pick up lines on u before I release them to our bro in need. I'm online now, my chat id is 'chummex'. What's urs? , or better still your phone no, i'm waitting patiently

roflmao
nana come oooooooooooooooooooo, where are u??

but now that there is money n job, there are feelings

jay bee:
haba tope2000 abi wats your name sef.
good to be more constructive u know

lol, oni ran ti na ni

while in the girl's house we were playing and touching each other and she suddenly shouted that I should leave her home immediately. Thankfully nothing had happened between us so she can't scream rape or anything and her friend was also in the house.
That incident made me think that my wife is an agent of the devil in my life pushing me to do things I should not do. I pledged myself not to be unfaithful but she pushed me and only God knows what could have happened that night.
I am thinking of helping my wife to comlete the process for her to get papers in the country and telling her to go her own way because it's better if I'm single than to be in jail.

i think he is the one with issues, he knew wat kind of person the woman was b4 he brought her here. so why complain now.

@poster
u need help asap!!!!

syren:
Aaaaahhhh Women are disgracing us here o Don't trust her! Tell her your money don finish and you lost your job then see what she does.

That's why it's good to find someone while you're just starting in life then atleast you know she wants you for who you are not what you have. Then when the money is now rolling in don't forget to treat her like a queen because she desrves it

CO-SIGNED

extremely very different

I aint saying is a gold digger
but she def dont mess with broke niggas
so BEWARE!!!

StephenP:
Naw. . . she's my head PR officer

Mesmerize:
Stalker ke?
am his security guard

i still need stephen to clarify that
stephen darl, where u at??

Mesmerize:
@post
Dnt date men like [b]StephenP [/b]o. . u see, [b]Tope2000 [/b]is his 20th "friend" on this forum. .

lol
how u take no?
stephen u have a STALKER OO

Mesmerize:
So you wnt tell me?
See pesin I call friend

lmao
im sure him dey fine na

debosky:
get back on topic, else BAN!

The girl should take him back - obviously she makes similar in relationships, her chief bridesmaid (likely best friend) shagging her hubby means she is consistent - cheating friends/spouses all the way

oh no u didnt!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mesmerize:
emi? mo wa pa jare
How was your weekend?
Hope there was no commotion between you and ehrrrrrm!




_{Who is ehrrrrm sef?}

good question
who be dat?/

abi oo
my babe how u dey?

roflmao
or trisha