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roflmao
mesme u dey crase oo

superstan:
no. like white rice. how huge is your appetite. i eat slow.

not only that. they will wake up the kids and neighbours.

screaming like that playing tennis? imagine sharapova reaching orgasm!!!

roflmao u no go kill me oo

this meeting na





bye bye call me when una finish cus i no wan distract oo

superstan:
tired? we are just starting.

@ topic,

serena williams and sharapova(their animal screams creep me out).

I cant imagine them in bed, they will def deaf pesin oo

superstan:
miss gorgeous, there's nuthing wrong in that.

as a matter of fact, that will break another record, first baby poppa of bbuk.

u don tire me, u dis boy

nana:
Lol. Are u guys for real? I'll get it if u're serious o

of course naa






just joking oo

phattgirl:
Good one lmao

abi na my sis

superstan:
condoms in the heat of the moment? i cannot guarantee you that.

time spent fiddling to find a condom maybe enough for her to get back her senses.

just cover your eyes if you are allergic to sexual fluids.

phattgirl, what makes you phatt?

i feel sorry 4 you oo u go be papa in no time

Sagamite:
Me? No o, I would rather have a homely girl like you.

lol

ehen nana i never receive that shoe naa must have gotten lost in the post
anywayz as u dey shop 4 perfumes 4 tboy no forget me 2 oo
my fave perfume makers are christian dior, armani and alexander mcqueen, just buy 1 of any

give jay bee mine also

superstan:
thief?

you think makosi had intercourse for the fun of it. she did that because of the prize money.

stay there, just don't watch when u see me humping anutha makosi in the next edition.

i will report u if u commit watchery this time. understand?

just make sure u use condom cuz she has tendencies of being pregnant oo

lmao @ gate of heaven


ps: ur profile pix is off da chain

go with black, it will bring out ya complexion

lol

roflmao
ole thief thief!!!

tboy1:
thought i'll let u know 
so do u want to borrow the DVD, it will save u a few quid . . . also if u like action movies, you should watch the 'wanted' movie

thanks jare sweetie. i'll hit u at u know where 4 info

nana:
Love nwatintin

u dey jealous

@Sagamite
if you want makosi then by all means pls go get her oo. she is a very beautiful girl

superstan:
i think u should join the BB house. just saw your profile pic, u look yummy.

me bb God 4 bid but thanx tho

my husband how far na

tboy1:
LOL . . .i knew u were going to blush

my dear of course i'd blush ooo, ya comment is sweetest eva

jay bee:
why u come dey do yanga now. i will surely tell mummy when we get home. not good looking if u ask me (denying your own blood). ori shi ri shi

lol

jay bee:
u need to talk to me dude because shez ma sista and i am ready to love-vendor her to the highest bidder. u seem a genuine dude as well but a little bit worried about your 788 post (suggesting you spend quite a lot of time on Nairaland and i want someone that will take good care of her)

ehn mind ya own.since wen im i ur sis and also my love-vendor. i tell you say i be LovePeddler abeg pls

tboy1:
Don't worry about me my brother, you just concentrate on ya own!!!
Funny enough , t is kind of girl i fancy - facially and physically, she's beautiful and she also seems like a nice person(so far)
@ t
no blushin o

Awwww that is so so so cute

superstan:
i like honest people. you are forgiven!

are u following the current BBUK?

@ topic,

jessica simpson-clueless!

No, im not
as for jessy, the idiot cant even differentiate tuna from chicken

nah i aint wearing native, sorry to disappoint you and i am going to watch gone baby gone

superstan:
what people will do for fame!!!

meanwhile, what were u doing watching such too??

i must report u to your parents.

roflmao
guilty as charged!!!!

tboy1:
@ t
what u doin' this weekend?

i have a wedding 2morrow arnd 12:30pm but i aint goin to the reception. going to see a movie atfawards tho. sunday, well im at home all day.
wat abt u?

jay bee:
ehn ehn you're not my wfe abi after all does late night phone calls, serious heart pumping, numerous phone cards, did i forget phone credit?
na so life be oh.

hehehehe u are not serious oo   , phone cards n phone credit wen did u buy all this 4 me

superstan:
i saw big brother uk when she was in the house. she shagged someone briefly in the pool.

when she came out, it was all about her cow breasts.

this is the 1st time an african woman will be praised not by her intelligence, but by her breasts.

i saw it 2, i even remember saying she might be pregnant cuz they didnt use condom!!!! pathetic

jay bee:
plus i need a little bit of larv after dooms day in equities (indices) crash

bia, who is going 2 do all that 4 u. u had berra sit in ya house. im i ya wfe

she done tattoo eyebrow

superstan:
you heard? i can't stand her at all.

i hate the fact that her breasts her bigger than her head.

roflmao
wat were eyez doing diaaa 2

tboy1:
believe me . . . i know wats goin on in that mind of urs
BTW u know u still aint answer t's question . . .i want to see if i was correct

*waiting for return of jay*

nana:
Hmmm,some people just like running their mouths online. . .

Hello Human beings

Abi o
how u dey jare?

superstan:
its true.

can't stand makosi. heard she slept with 2face repeatedly last summer.

ini edo? she has got no class at all.

i heard 2

TOH:
Kelly Rowland over Christian Milan?

joke?

i find it hard to blv 2 but i guess different strokes 4 differen folks