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jay bee:
and what u going to give a male that helps u with securing a well paid job. No partiality please

lol
he shall also be married to him

im gud 2 jare. thanx

tboy1:
i can predict jay bee's answer . . .

roflmao

how u dey jare?

superstan:
victoria beckham-bones

shilpa shetty-too much curry

estelle-i'd rather date a goat.

kate beckinsale-too pale. not sure she's got blood.

makosi(BBUK celeb)-national tart.

ini edo-too razz.

roflmao

jay bee:
wats good tope2000? been ages since we last chatted. hope you're good sha?
anything plans for the wkd?

baby mii, i dey oo
u want to come see me ni wknd ni?

Kelly Rowland ~ good choice
Scarlett Johansson~ hottie
Jennifer Love Hewitt~just boobs nothing special
Stacey Dash~ hottie
Dannii Minogue~ eww
Chessika Cartwright~pretty
Eva Mendes~hottie
Melyssa Ford~hottie but think she wifey material tho
Makosi (From UK Big Brother, but I would not date are as she is a LovePeddler)~ewwwww
Rihanna (she is looking hot recently)~supa dupa fly
Salma Hayek~ hottie
Regina King (Just has this wifey look)~she aint all that
Teresa Randle~she aint all that

chillbabe:
Hahahahahaha i will see if Oprah Winfrey contacts these guys, if they will say no.
Her weight is going up and down for years so she have enough stretch markes
With her big bankaccount they wont even see all her flab's

roflmao

[quote author=sista-jay link=topic=146119.msg2428607#msg2428607 date=1214570706]it depends how deeply madly in love you are with that person. If calls where free I'd call my man every minute.[/quote]co-signed

wat do u mean? of course he does

StephenP:
Please don't tell me I look Yoruba.

funny enough u do, u should be happy that they compare ya look with yoruba people oo

StephenP:
You just want to test me, don't you?

u just dont strike me as sum1 dat can speak it, u dont even look igbo

do ya thang , i cant really imagine u speak it tho 4 sum odd reasons

CARUSO:
who be this?
u dey craze?
why u dey intrude on our privacies or them swear for u?
oya carry your pkoff pkoff, we no buy!!

hehehehehe

Mesmerize:
@tope
no!!
he was mines first

no worry na, he still 4eva urs, just borrowing him

Mesmerize:
The monkey knows himself. . it's a laugh jare.
Maybe I'll let you in on the jist

But then hmmm. .
CARUSO will find himself squashed and beaten to the ground if he mis-yarn and Tope wnt be able to safe her husband

leave doyin abeg

Stephen no make me vex oo
Yoruba be that SH!T !!!!!!!!!!!!!

CARUSO:
na u know oo

me and tope be paddy now

for now, believe the above or wait until further announcement!!

Mesmerize:
does 5 = BF ?
and 6 = GF?

wow! things have really changed o.
so what's 7? open relationship?

MIND YA OWN

ehmmm, that can be arranged. lol

i fit teach you, but na $50 per lesson . u gree?

CARUSO:
ok ooo

i go behave myself

i give u a few minutes, mesme would be all over me like body shop lotion!!!!

mesme no go up 2 that level oo

Mesmerize:
Doyin and tope, why una keep following each other na? Is there sth that my amebo sef should know?

u havent hear the latest gist, ha u miss o.
we are now 5 n 6 ooo

Mesmerize:
tope, come and get your man before I crush him

man!!! behave ya self and mesme alone oo

how u take know

judging from ya story
I guess her time is up because you sound as if you don't want to be wit her

CARUSO:
dump her sorry ass and patronise prostitutes, those ones no wan long tin!

roflmao

CARUSO:
take her on the computer lessons

show her a few pornographic sites, maybe that one go kickstart her rusty battery

from there, u go fit hammer am proper!!!!

HA HA!!! Changed indeed

CARUSO:
nah no worries babes
itz cool
managed to sort it out yet?!
x

still workin on it

@ caruso
no vex about yesterday, the connection thing just chked out itself.

@topic
it pisses me off 2

Wetin una dey DRAG 4 hiaaaa

Wonders!!!!!!!!!!!!!

cooldude62:
tope,did you see it?
i already seen your post on that thread

sent u another 1 na