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shes not serious, where is the man going to get that kind money from?

yes they are, 4 like abt 3-4 months now

iseobio:
FALSE PROPHET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dual Core:
Disclaimer: dual core is not to be held responsible for any damage this might cause to the poster, lol. he is to be given all credit if this works though.

roflmao

mightydick:
tell her - i have a vision that i will be the one inserting my privates into your aching pussy - top it with some prayers and thats it.

DEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!

StephenP:
Approach her like you would approach other women but you have got to change your mentality for example instead of saying "you're hot!" be more like "God has been good to you". Don't expect sex or any other form of romance like kissing before marriage and when the "spirit leads her" after marriage. When she eventually does, there will be no MouthAction and the only position you're entitled to is missionary (I guess you know why). Also, you have to show her that you are on the same spiritual level with her by quoting the right bible verses for every situation. All in all, it's a boring life and I suggest you leave her for another pastor to marry her.

hahhahahhahahahahaha

6 month minimum
2yrs maximum

i think oo

CARUSO:
@Poster

why are you desperate on assistance as if your life depends on it dimwit!

there are some ladies u don't need to confront, they would confront you!

ASK ENNLUV!!!

U cant kill me

Ok, i can understand meeting them but confront them 4 what
infact how old are u sef??

CARUSO:
Lady pastor for a date?!

More like asking for a bible session studies

No sentence would come out on the date that wont have a citation/quotation from the bible

Instead of asking for a date which is longtin to me, i would just ask her if i can BANG HER!
At least that one is a YES or NO

HA HA

419er:
I rather masturbate till date than hook up with an unromantic creature who got her brain washed up with a man written book, have lagos failed in producing hot chicks or nigeria refuses to be a place for hot babes?

iice:
[color=#9900ff]They also say absence makes the heart grow fonder.
Depending on who and the situation it could be one or the other for me or even neither [/color]

well put

419er:
Who on earthwill fall inlove with unromantic pastor or a praise singer am I crazy?

shuppie:
preach the gospel bro, i bet u might strike gold,

roflmao

onyinye2:
oh mine was so romantic. well it didnt really start off romantic though. we were in the library studying for our semester exams. and i had a really bad week. i got in trouble with my coach and people were talking behind my back. so the last thing i wanted to do was to study. so i was just sitting in the library just thinking how messed up my life was (i was in high school) and how i was going to pass my AP exams. so my heart rate started speeding up and at that moment i knew i was having another one of my anxiety attacks. i knew i had to go somewhere i could get myself together. Thank God, we were right next to the door. so i got up and i told him i'll be back and ran out the door.i walk as far as i could where no one could see me. i began to break down in tears because i was scared and none of my kin was there. so i tried to do what my doctors told me to do. i got up and put my head behind my back. it wasn't working. so my anxiety got worse. Next someone taps my shoulder, and it was the guy i was studying with. i told him to leave me alone and that i could handle it. i just didnt want any one to see me vunerable. i hate feeling that im not in control of a situation so i didnt want any one to me like that. Next thing you know, he turns me around and holds me tight. i tried to fight him off but i started to feel dizzy. so i gave in. i began to cry and let every thing. when i finally got it together, i thanked him. he told me that i could always trust him for any thing. then he tilted my chin and KISSED ME!! i was so shocked and happy. then reality hit me that i had no idea what i was doing. but i just took off his lead. it was one of my fondest moments.

Wow!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! onyinye

onyinye2:
me personally i rather date a guy taller that me. im 5' 7' 1/2. so i mean i guess there is that security feeling that comes with taller men. do yal agree with what im trying to say??

i agree

Mesmerize:
In another word, [b]tope [/b]is trying to say she wnt tell y'all she met stephen

roflmao

that is very true

and u call yaself matured, i don't think this is matured thread.
to me it is gbeborun

Esss:
So make una tell us now?? Because that exactly how I feel. Although I really don't give a hoot, I still tell my girlfriend anyways cause thats exactly how I feel.

Love is not just a word of mouth, you gotta prove it. i def dont think any guy that tells me he loves me is mumu, if anything i will happy to have that kind of guy in my life and appreciate and love him back.

Esss:
@ Topic

So they can laugh at us and call us mugus in their minds

roflmao
why do nigerian guys feel like that??

zeal500:
IT ALL DEPEND ON THE MOTIVE "BEHIND THE SCENE". LOVE DOES NOT HIDE BECAUSE IF YOU LOVE YOU WILL SAY IT AND DO IT. THOUGH IN SOME CASE SOME PEOPLE JUST SAY IT EVEN WHEN THEY DON'T MEAN IT BUT I TELL YOU WITH TIME THEY WILL MANIFEST THEIR TRUE COLOUR(S).
IF YOU LOVE SOME ONE YOU WILL NOT BE FORCED OR PRESSURED INTO SAYING BECAUSE IT WILL JUST FLOW NATURALLY.

i concur

tboy1:
cool . . . that will scare them away

nana:
haha,long story

ok, _{i bet it thru jay bee} lol

chamotex:
eh, no be small fin o!

e be like say Tope don give this men sumtin chop o

Tope wetin u give them chop na?

Abeg, release them o

roflmao
i no give them nothing oo

ok darl but how??

tboy1:
just remove your picture miss t, put mickey mouse's pic or donald duck's pic because this is gettin too much

my dear i have

smooooooth:
tope how far, thanks

u welcome jare, u almost brought tears to my eyes. sweet

nana:
wetin your pics go cause en

ehn my dear, i tire o

its too cute

Awwwww

i just did o

wow, i didnt even know abt this until now oo

hmmmm i agree. i dey good 2

smooooooth:
i think society has really changed, women have been given the opportunity to be what ever they want to be, so its left to the individual woman to be pursue that dream

true but underneath, it is still a man's world. _{how u dey?}

whitelexi:
Well, a man gave birth to a girl today. . .

I wonder what else women are moaning about

but she was already a woman b4 she turned in2 a man, so that doesnt count

oh so this is suppose to be a laughing thread