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[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=255843.msg3671390#msg3671390 date=1238540715]The babe is from Abeokuta.
One of the pretty daughters of the Tejuoshos.[/quote]I dnt blv you jare
Maybe tejuosho adpoted the daughter from ebira

[quote author=St☆rStruck link=topic=255843.msg3671395#msg3671395 date=1238540808]lol why are you laughing? I just want to know what she's mad at me for.[/quote]i guess she just wanted to post something. . . .just ignore her

[quote author=~Sissy~ link=topic=253455.msg3671386#msg3671386 date=1238540621]some men can be clueless when it comes to that, so they need constant reminder [/quote]This is why there are books for new fathers. . . . .so he shud hit the bookstore n get one immediately im preggers

sley4life:
women shuldnt b scared of child birth cos when eve was givin adam apple she wasnt scared. so take what u see,

I suggest u shut up next time . . . . u hear?

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=255843.msg3671372#msg3671372 date=1238540399]Ogun State. [/quote]nope. . . .she must be an ebira gal
Ogun state chics are proper CLASS. . . . with body for sins n head 4 brain

[quote author=St☆rStruck link=topic=255843.msg3671369#msg3671369 date=1238540373]Got a problem darl?[/quote]lol

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=255843.msg3671356#msg3671356 date=1238540177]I am not conversant with the new tribe.
Deepzone can help you with that tho. [/quote]so where is ur gf from. . . . . . cuz ol'boy
her nipplez r something else

[quote author=~Sissy~ link=topic=253455.msg3671350#msg3671350 date=1238540060]if only men will listen [/quote]Wont listen to who??
Girl . . . . .when a woman is in labor she is the queen bee . . . . .i can slap him if i like n get away with it

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=255843.msg3671347#msg3671347 date=1238539965]She's a rare specie. . . . . . .Her nipples are retractable.
They fold in and out like the aerial of a transistor radio. [/quote]she is rare indeed? is she from those new discovered tribe in nigeria?

[quote author=~Sissy~ link=topic=253455.msg3671256#msg3671256 date=1238538275]many jare

no nagging from them men, we should be the one doing all the nagging in the house.
i think they need to be there in the labor room, to see what the hell they did
being a comforter when she needs it
support your pregnant wife by participating in a few more chores around the household
pick up a good book on massage, since massage can be a bonding experience, as well as pain or tension relieving for the pregnant woman.
Never let your partner feel lonely or isolated cox sometimes pregnant women can sometimes feel that no body understands them. *hormonal changes*
Constantly remind her of how beautiful she looks and how excited you are about the arrival of the baby.[/quote]That cud work

[quote author=St☆rStruck link=topic=255843.msg3671311#msg3671311 date=1238539264]Was what? Don't act like you didn't dream about those nipples lol[/quote]lmao. . . . i'd bet

stillwater:
Good to see her dress sense has improved for the better. There was a movie where she was dressed in different shades of pink from head to toe with some ridiculous wig.

That is one thing i hate abt her . . . those wigs n ridiculous hair-styles.
infact those rubbish wigs r common in nollywood movies. . . cant they afford proper ones?

atleast u take ur bath once. . . . not all men shower
dirty assholes

MrCrackles:
For cripple sake, i just fucking threw up!

Tope wetin dey now?

Why u dey vex . . . . .
nothing dey jare . . . . .i just dey chill

[quote author=**osisi link=topic=253455.msg3671266#msg3671266 date=1238538366]Whoever came up with that medical crap of " a woman having no memory of childbirth pain" lied through their teeth
and all you ladies talking about how the baby wiped away the pain lied.
I had my kids years ago and up till today I'm traumatized by the hell I went through from home to the maternity room and back
where do I begin?
The labor pain was more than anything I had ever experienced.
Leilah captured it and I'll rephrase it

It felt like a volcano was about to erupt in my pudendal region taking my buttocks with it

then after the birth,the afterpain
even shots of diamorphine couldn't relieve it
shall I talk of when when they discharge you with vaginal tears and episiotomies?
that you're required to wash with Iodine solution?
To walk sef na wahala
Pain plus 3 heavy duty pads in between your legs.

Thank God I'm done.

Childbirth is not like not like eating agege bread abeg.
It's like a trip to the great beyond and back.[/quote]Oh Christ . . . . . Osisi thanx a bunch

iReport:
https://concreteloop.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/02/norbit8.jpg
Is she dark or light skinned? Neat or dirty black?

Def dark skinned n dirty black

blueberry pancakes. . . yummy

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=255843.msg3671235#msg3671235 date=1238537995]This should give u an idea.
https://concreteloop.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/02/norbit8.jpg[/quote]funmi is a Rasputia look alike ?

bluespice:
see u
i moved out today
go check my room n tell me if u see anything of mine still there
gurl i got me a beautiful apt
feel free to drop by

U know u r not allowed to move out until u atleast 21
Does mummy know abt this?

Lmao

CyberG:
I think the ladies should also tell the guys how BEST to give support at this precious time. . . so the experience though painful is made sweet all the same. . . as much as possible!

Men should be made to know that besides pumping AKAMU, real work and support for the wifey and baby don arrive be that!

True talk . . . . . sissy what do u think the men shud do to ease the pain?

[quote author=~Sissy~ link=topic=256117.msg3671186#msg3671186 date=1238537358]i take shower 3 times a day.[/quote]u be fish??

@topic
Twice . . . . in the morning n after work

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=255843.msg3671163#msg3671163 date=1238537127]She's got fantastic tits though. . . . . .I saw her nipples in one of em Nollywood movies.
They must be at least 3 inches long. [/quote]Roflmao . . . .i guess she is not that bad then. u cant have it all

iReport:
Any other example of a dirty black skin? What of  Alek Wek below. Is she neat of dirty black?
[img]http://evasitoe.files./2009/01/6543_alek_wek_olivier_rauh.jpg[/img]

Umm . . . . in btn  
But if i shud compare her skin to naomi . . . . . i wud say dirty

[quote author=St☆rStruck link=topic=255843.msg3671115#msg3671115 date=1238536548]Well she has a nice shape. Face . . . not as much.[/quote]She cud have a lovely face if she can spends lotta money on it

iReport:
The Jibu version won't cost more than $5. You can buy VS bras for as low as $5/N500 at Tejuosho.

Lmao . . . . those ones were prolly dead ppl's one

bluespice:
lmao!
tope u wan break my neck?
i just sent a text to mommy now telling her u said u were going to break my neck because i tried to advise u about something
be expecting her call

Just dont come home 2nite that is my own . . . . ehen

iReport:
Peeping is allowed. Is that cheating too?

4play's peeping always turn to touching

4 Play:
Nice yansh and even nicer boobs. She's a fantastic actress.

Who told u to look?

[quote author=~Sissy~ link=topic=253455.msg3671067#msg3671067 date=1238535834]LOl

God only gave him the lighter punishment, telling him he will only suffer to put food on the table, while eve will have to carry som1 4 9 heavy months and die in pain
yea, i think he was being sexist. afterall, he told adam that the woman will be under him. shouldnt him have be given serious punishment for letting the man be home alone [/quote]wat abt period pains
menopause
Thrush

and many more we have to go thru

[quote author=~Sissy~ link=topic=253455.msg3671026#msg3671026 date=1238535224]yea, eve eat the apple BECAUSE adam wasnt there

if the stupid adam was there with his wife, the devil wouldnt have tempted eve, you know two is better than ONE.

at least, adam would have conceive her not to eat it. so for this reason i blame adam [/quote]Rofl. . . .wat a good xcuse
but God never really punished adam?? was he being sexist

_{God 4give me}

chamotex:
Tope's yansh is better than Mercy Johnson's tho . . . . . .

For where?? maybe u meant spikedcylinder

bluespice:
lol tope
my sister u merit those noms
mommy will hear tho

i will break ur neck if u tell mummy

MrCrackles:
Which kain thing be this

How i go be biggest flirt when Tope dey?

sharap jo. . .why cant u be

[quote author=~Sissy~ link=topic=253455.msg3670965#msg3670965 date=1238534311]Lol honey, blame adam. adam caused it not eve[/quote]wasnt eve the one that made adam eat it