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Re: Is Childbirth Really The Most Painful Thing Or Is It Exaggerated? by Nobody: 2:27pm On Mar 31, 2009 |
@Poster et Topic. It all varies from d perspective at which u're viewing the child birth thingy! if u mean from the marriage school stuff and Yes it is a painful thing and not exegerated biblicaly. But certainly not the most painful act. |
Re: Is Childbirth Really The Most Painful Thing Or Is It Exaggerated? by tope2000(f): 8:32pm On Mar 31, 2009 |
~Sissy~: Awwwwww . . . . . . how caring But are going to help me puch instead |
Re: Is Childbirth Really The Most Painful Thing Or Is It Exaggerated? by tope2000(f): 8:33pm On Mar 31, 2009 |
push |
Re: Is Childbirth Really The Most Painful Thing Or Is It Exaggerated? by Sissy3(f): 9:49pm On Mar 31, 2009 |
tope2000: LOL, i know that modify button needs to be back tope2000: nah, you do the pushing, i do the catching so you push, i catch the baby |
Re: Is Childbirth Really The Most Painful Thing Or Is It Exaggerated? by tope2000(f): 9:51pm On Mar 31, 2009 |
~Sissy~: Its back . . . .Thank God
Ahhhhhhhhh . . . .mehn i was hoping u'd help push infact surrogate sef |
Re: Is Childbirth Really The Most Painful Thing Or Is It Exaggerated? by Sissy3(f): 9:54pm On Mar 31, 2009 |
tope2000: yay! after being on vacation nah, i will put you the movie home alone and give you epidural trust me, you wouldn't feel anything, then i will catch the baby |
Re: Is Childbirth Really The Most Painful Thing Or Is It Exaggerated? by chamotex(m): 9:59pm On Mar 31, 2009 |
~Sissy~, have you had a baby before? |
Re: Is Childbirth Really The Most Painful Thing Or Is It Exaggerated? by tope2000(f): 10:01pm On Mar 31, 2009 |
~Sissy~: Thats another scary sh.it . . . . i hear it is a very long needle that is inject at the spinal cord? I hate needles |
Re: Is Childbirth Really The Most Painful Thing Or Is It Exaggerated? by spikedcylinder: 10:03pm On Mar 31, 2009 |
C2H5OH: Really, its not a crime to shut up. Stop down playing labour pains here, its insulting and irritating. |
Re: Is Childbirth Really The Most Painful Thing Or Is It Exaggerated? by spikedcylinder: 10:05pm On Mar 31, 2009 |
Tope and sissy, I'm literally shrieking here! Stop with the gore! |
Re: Is Childbirth Really The Most Painful Thing Or Is It Exaggerated? by Sissy3(f): 10:05pm On Mar 31, 2009 |
tope2000: i hate needles too, the sight of it creeps me out but then that at time and moment, baby you wouldn't even remember you never hated needles cox you just want the pain to stop and you will be willing to take anything. |
Re: Is Childbirth Really The Most Painful Thing Or Is It Exaggerated? by Sissy3(f): 10:06pm On Mar 31, 2009 |
spikedcylinder: LOL, kool down baby, you will definitely enjoy it, when the time comes |
Re: Is Childbirth Really The Most Painful Thing Or Is It Exaggerated? by spikedcylinder: 10:08pm On Mar 31, 2009 |
Re: Is Childbirth Really The Most Painful Thing Or Is It Exaggerated? by chamotex(m): 10:09pm On Mar 31, 2009 |
spikedcylinder: When you were busy doing the deed, you didn't think about the pain abi? I've got to admit though, Childbirth is one of the reasons why I respect women a lot. It's not easy. We just pump hard and deposit 'AKAMU', and walk away. I sincerely apologise. |
Re: Is Childbirth Really The Most Painful Thing Or Is It Exaggerated? by tope2000(f): 10:09pm On Mar 31, 2009 |
spikedcylinder: Lol . . . . but its better to know what to expect na ~Sissy~: I guess but still mehnnnnnnnnnn . . . . .must eve eat that stupid fruit |
Re: Is Childbirth Really The Most Painful Thing Or Is It Exaggerated? by spikedcylinder: 10:16pm On Mar 31, 2009 |
chamotex: If I blow you! |
Re: Is Childbirth Really The Most Painful Thing Or Is It Exaggerated? by Sissy3(f): 10:18pm On Mar 31, 2009 |
tope2000: Lol honey, blame adam. adam caused it not eve chamotex: , you are such a darling spikedcylinder: loosen up oo |
Re: Is Childbirth Really The Most Painful Thing Or Is It Exaggerated? by chamotex(m): 10:21pm On Mar 31, 2009 |
~Sissy~: Thanks . . . . . . . . . Have you had a baby?? ~Sissy~: Don't mind her . . . . she wants a kiss, that's why? |
Re: Is Childbirth Really The Most Painful Thing Or Is It Exaggerated? by Moyola(f): 10:22pm On Mar 31, 2009 |
Uhmn!! Childbirth?! Itz different for every woman Some give birth we ease [size=4pt] tlkin phrum xperience! [/size] While some. . . chei!! |
Re: Is Childbirth Really The Most Painful Thing Or Is It Exaggerated? by SamMilla1(m): 10:25pm On Mar 31, 2009 |
i guess men are not invited here. |
Re: Is Childbirth Really The Most Painful Thing Or Is It Exaggerated? by tope2000(f): 10:29pm On Mar 31, 2009 |
~Sissy~: wasnt eve the one that made adam eat it |
Re: Is Childbirth Really The Most Painful Thing Or Is It Exaggerated? by Sissy3(f): 10:33pm On Mar 31, 2009 |
tope2000: yea, eve eat the apple BECAUSE adam wasnt there if the stupid adam was there with his wife, the devil wouldnt have tempted eve, you know two is better than ONE. at least, adam would have conceive her not to eat it. so for this reason i blame adam |
Re: Is Childbirth Really The Most Painful Thing Or Is It Exaggerated? by Sissy3(f): 10:34pm On Mar 31, 2009 |
Sam Milla: men are welcome, cox na u guys cause am |
Re: Is Childbirth Really The Most Painful Thing Or Is It Exaggerated? by tope2000(f): 10:36pm On Mar 31, 2009 |
~Sissy~: Rofl. . . .wat a good xcuse but God never really punished adam?? was he being sexist God 4give me |
Re: Is Childbirth Really The Most Painful Thing Or Is It Exaggerated? by Sissy3(f): 10:43pm On Mar 31, 2009 |
tope2000: LOl God only gave him the lighter punishment, telling him he will only suffer to put food on the table, while eve will have to carry som1 4 9 heavy months and die in pain yea, i think he was being sexist. afterall, he told adam that the woman will be under him. shouldnt him have be given serious punishment for letting the man be home alone |
Re: Is Childbirth Really The Most Painful Thing Or Is It Exaggerated? by tope2000(f): 10:48pm On Mar 31, 2009 |
~Sissy~: wat abt period pains menopause Thrush and many more we have to go thru |
Re: Is Childbirth Really The Most Painful Thing Or Is It Exaggerated? by wendyc: 10:51pm On Mar 31, 2009 |
Child birth is not as bad as most has called it. i'm pregnant with my fourth child! yes i said 4!. the first one was LORD HAVE MERCY, i was a few days past my due date and had to be induced, so i spent more time (2days) in the hospital b4 having d baby. with my second, it was like 15 hours, and my third- we barely made it- i had not started filling out paper work or anything b4 she came out. the trick to all this is easy, even though d pain will still be there becos d bible already told us that. pray about it, and then spend more time at home with loved ones if possible or friends around, by d time they start cracking u up with jokes or make u laugh, it will not be that bad. just make sure that the contractions are very close and then head to d hospital, by d time u get there, u r already fully dilated to 10cm. and ready to push. pain medicationis also good, if u do get ephidoral, u'll be like so this is it. it norms ur body from neck down to ur feet and u don't fell anything. so don't be afraid, it's all worth it by d time u see ur baby |
Re: Is Childbirth Really The Most Painful Thing Or Is It Exaggerated? by Sissy3(f): 11:00pm On Mar 31, 2009 |
tope2000: yes oo. God did a big partiality jor. all the pain in the world na we get am period pain, and menopause that one na hell sef |
Re: Is Childbirth Really The Most Painful Thing Or Is It Exaggerated? by CyberG: 11:11pm On Mar 31, 2009 |
I think the ladies should also tell the guys how BEST to give support at this precious time. . . so the experience though painful is made sweet all the same. . . as much as possible! Men should be made to know that besides pumping AKAMU, real work and support for the wifey and baby don arrive be that! |
Re: Is Childbirth Really The Most Painful Thing Or Is It Exaggerated? by tope2000(f): 11:12pm On Mar 31, 2009 |
CyberG: True talk . . . . . sissy what do u think the men shud do to ease the pain? |
Re: Is Childbirth Really The Most Painful Thing Or Is It Exaggerated? by Sissy3(f): 11:24pm On Mar 31, 2009 |
tope2000: many jare no nagging from them men, we should be the one doing all the nagging in the house. i think they need to be there in the labor room, to see what the hell they did being a comforter when she needs it support your pregnant wife by participating in a few more chores around the household pick up a good book on massage, since massage can be a bonding experience, as well as pain or tension relieving for the pregnant woman. Never let your partner feel lonely or isolated cox sometimes pregnant women can sometimes feel that no body understands them. *hormonal changes* Constantly remind her of how beautiful she looks and how excited you are about the arrival of the baby. |
Re: Is Childbirth Really The Most Painful Thing Or Is It Exaggerated? by osisi2(f): 11:26pm On Mar 31, 2009 |
Whoever came up with that medical crap of " a woman having no memory of childbirth pain" lied through their teeth and all you ladies talking about how the baby wiped away the pain lied. I had my kids years ago and up till today I'm traumatized by the hell I went through from home to the maternity room and back where do I begin? The labor pain was more than anything I had ever experienced. Leilah captured it and I'll rephrase it It felt like a volcano was about to erupt in my pudendal region taking my buttocks with it then after the birth,the afterpain even shots of diamorphine couldn't relieve it shall I talk of when when they discharge you with vaginal tears and episiotomies? that you're required to wash with Iodine solution after each pee pee I spoke Egbira and Kalabari To waka sef na wahala Pain plus 3 heavy duty pads in between your legs. Thank God I'm done. Childbirth is not like eating agege bread abeg. It's like a trip to the great beyond and back. 2 Likes |
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