**osisi:

Whoever came up with that medical crap of " a woman having no memory of childbirth pain" lied through their teeth
and all you ladies talking about how the baby wiped away the pain lied.
I had my kids years ago and up till today I'm traumatized by the hell I went through from home to the maternity room and back
where do I begin?
The labor pain was more than anything I had ever experienced.
Leilah captured it and I'll rephrase it

It felt like a volcano was about to erupt in my pudendal region taking my buttocks with it

then after the birth,the afterpain
even shots of diamorphine couldn't relieve it
shall I talk of when when they discharge you with vaginal tears and episiotomies?
that you're required to wash with Iodine solution?
To walk sef na wahala
Pain plus 3 heavy duty pads in between your legs.

Thank God I'm done.

Childbirth is not like not like eating agege bread abeg.
It's like a trip to the great beyond and back.

Oh Christ . . . . . Osisi thanx a bunch

**osisi:

Whoever came up with that medical crap of " a woman having no memory of childbirth pain" lied through their teeth
and all you ladies talking about how the baby wiped away the pain lied.
I had my kids years ago and up till today I'm traumatized by the hell I went through from home to the maternity room and back
where do I begin?
The labor pain was more than anything I had ever experienced.
Leilah captured it and I'll rephrase it

It felt like a volcano was about to erupt in my pudendal region taking my buttocks with it

then after the birth,the afterpain
even shots of diamorphine couldn't relieve it
shall I talk of when when they discharge you with vaginal tears and episiotomies?
that you're required to wash with Iodine solution after each pee pee
I spoke Egbira and Kalabari
To waka sef na wahala
Pain plus 3 heavy duty pads in between your legs.

Thank God I'm done.

Childbirth is not like eating agege bread abeg.
It's like a trip to the great beyond and back.

Plz, inform our men who wants to pop one baby after the other in the oven.

No biggy, I've heard worst in maternity unit.

You should be happy that your babies came out well.

You should see babies with jaundice, deformities in the nursery.

@POST
What are we to do?
It's painful for some and nothing for others.

Just ask for epidural

who wants to have first hand information on epidurals?
well the second time I told Dr Goldstein that as soon as I hit the labor room ,I need the anesthetist
They marked it on my file
As soon as the labour started and the time was right, my man called Goldstein and  called the Hospital
After we checked in,I requested that I needed the epiduaral right away since I was not about to go through the torture I went through  a few years prior trying to be "natural"
A few minutes later Dr Chin Kong the anesthetist comes in with a needle and syringe the size of a shot gun
I thought he was was a veterinarian from the gadgets he had.
It didn't take long for me to realize that I was the horse
He swabbed my back and instructed me to keep still.
One small movement he could pierce through my spinal cord and I'll be paralyzed for life
I almost chickened out but I quickly remebered  what I went through a few years earlier and took my chances with paraplegia
It took the first time and it was heaven from then on.
I was flipping the channels on the TV
If I had my laptop ,I would have logged in to Nairaland

No do no do
here came baby Ofiafuluagu

~Sissy~:

Constantly remind her of how beautiful she looks and how excited you are about the arrival of the baby.

And what if she's not beautiful?? Should I lie??

**osisi:

A few minutes later Dr Chin Kong the anesthetist comes in with a needle and syringe the size of a shot gun
I thought he was was a veterinarian from the gadgets he had.

rotflmao

chamotex:

And what if she's not beautiful?? Should I lie??

What?

~Sissy~:

many jare

no nagging from them men, we should be the one doing all the nagging in the house.
i think they need to be there in the labor room, to see what the hell they did
being a comforter when she needs it
support your pregnant wife by participating in a few more chores around the household
pick up a good book on massage, since massage can be a bonding experience, as well as pain or tension relieving for the pregnant woman.
Never let your partner feel lonely or isolated cox sometimes pregnant women can sometimes feel that no body understands them. *hormonal changes*
Constantly remind her of how beautiful she looks and how excited you are about the arrival of the baby.

That cud work

chamotex:

And what if she's not beautiful?? Should I lie??

yes, you are required to lie to her. cause sometimes many pregnant women feel awful about their body. and some suffer low self esteem/depression. now is that what you really want her in that condition to suffer?

~Sissy~:

yes, you are required to lie to her. cause sometimes many pregnant women feel awful about their body. and some suffer low self esteem/depression. now is that what you really want her in that condition to suffer?

Are you answering him?
Chamotex berra be joking.
What man would tell his wife she looks a hot mess when she's in labor.
He wan die?

tope2000:

That cud work

if only men will listen

Ebony-Silk:

Are you answering him?
Chamotex berra be joking.
What man would tell his wife she looks a hot mess when she's in labor.
He wan die?

hopefully

Ebony-Silk:

What?

Is it hard for you ti understand simple English? Should I type in Yoruba instead??

~Sissy~:

yes, you are required to lie to her. cause sometimes many pregnant women feel awful about their body. and some suffer low self esteem/depression. now is that what you really want her in that condition to suffer?

Okay thanks . . . . . . I'll remember!

Ebony-Silk:

Are you answering him?
Chamotex berra be joking.
What man would tell his wife she looks a hot mess when she's in labor.
He wan die?  

If we lie y'all will be like "he's not honest" . . . . . . . . . Can we do anything right?
You want ne to lie even when its damn obvious she's not pretty?

~Sissy~:

if only men will listen

Wont listen to who??
Girl . . . . .when a woman is in labor she is the queen bee . . . . .i can slap him if i like n get away with it

chamotex:

Is it hard for you ti understand simple English? Should I type in Yoruba instead??

Yes, that'd be better.

chamotex:

If we lie y'all will be like "he's not honest" . . . . . . . . . Can we do anything right?
You want ne to lie even when its damn obvious she's not pretty?

When you get to that stage you wouldn't even ask this question.
At that time, your upmost goal would be trying to please and comfort her.
Kai! I nan jo!

women shuldnt b scared of child birth cos when eve was givin adam apple she wasnt scared. so take what u see,

sley4life:

women shuldnt b scared of child birth cos when eve was givin adam apple she wasnt scared. so take what u see,

What does that have to do with child bearing?

sley4life:

women shuldnt b scared of child birth cos when eve was givin adam apple she wasnt scared. so take what u see,

what nonsense

sley4life:

women shuldnt b scared of child birth cos when eve was givin adam apple she wasnt scared. so take what u see,

I suggest u shut up next time . . . . u hear?

tope2000:

Wont listen to who??
Girl . . . . .when a woman is in labor she is the queen bee . . . . .i can slap him if i like n get away with it

some men can be clueless when it comes to that, so they need constant reminder

~Sissy~:

some men can be clueless when it comes to that, so they need constant reminder

This is why there are books for new fathers. . . . .so he shud hit the bookstore n get one immediately im preggers

tope2000:

This is why there are books for new fathers. . . . .so he shud hit the bookstore n get one immediately im preggers

yea, some of them are too lazy to flip a page of any book sef changing diaper sef can be a war between iraq and iran

~Sissy~:

yea, some of them are too lazy to flip a page of any book sef changing diaper sef can be a war between iraq and iran

That is another serious issue . . . . .why do men run away from this??
Am i the only that suppose to clean the baby's poo?

@topic, well some women die as a result of childbirth so it definitely cannot be exaggerated.

tope2000:

That is another serious issue . . . . .why do men run away from this??
Am i the only that suppose to clean the baby's poo?

most of them are scared of the poo cox to them it seems nasty as if they dont do it themselves

~Sissy~:

most of them are scared of the poo cox to them it seems nasty as if they dont do it themselves

Nasty . . . .i guess their own comes with a perfume

tope2000:

Nasty . . . .i guess their own comes with a perfume

hahaha

no mind them, you can imagine pot calling kettle black

kip asking, go ask baba we create us why, as i said before its has to be like that, d opp gender has to carry the pains cos they initiated the troubles we are facing nw wit the serpent,

sley4life:

kip asking, go ask baba we create us why, as i said before its has to be like that, d opp gender has to carry the pains cos they initiated the troubles we are facing nw wit the serpent,

seriously you are really pissing me off with this your ranting here

just ignore abeg

sley4life:

kip asking, go ask baba we create us why, as i said before its has to be like that, d opp gender has to carry the pains cos they initiated the troubles we are facing nw wit the serpent,

Go back and read what you wrote.
If you can understand, then break it down for me.

tope2000:

I suggest u shut up next time . . . . u hear? 

abeg jare, why una first chop apple?  abi u wan make we xchange gender

sley4life:

abeg jare, why una first chop apple? abi u wan make we xchange gender

u still here? when is ur internet run outta money??

for me child bearing is really felt in the last stages where u will be under certain diet & mayb the part of delivery but the other part might not seems so difficult to handle