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Hmmmmmmmm . . . .dont think i can unless he doesnt make me happy

y me:
bra
pant
top
powder
make-up kits
phone
condoms
contraceptives
comb etc
incase i dont come back home that day,
lol

U carry both??
una dey wound o

sistawoman:
I thought everyone in the world slept like that.

Sleeps naked or with boxer on??

[quote author=~Sissy~ link=topic=253455.msg3665866#msg3665866 date=1238460230]dont be scared honey, when the time comes just call me, i will come and hold ya hand and give you hot tea while you are at it [/quote]Awwwwww . . . . . . how caring
But are going to help me puch instead

Are they suppose to go to bed naked??

On my first child - No
but on all the other ones - Yes pls

Tstark:
U need to put that money towards English lessons!!!

Chai . . .

@OP
Help him if you can, what wud u gain from payin him back?

biina:
Please don't let your perceived above-the-rim, rebound-status cloud your judgment. I suggest you cutoff all his more-than-friends privileges (kissing and what not). The fact that he introduces you as a friend is bad enough. Can't possibly imagine that the useless fellow is possibly hoping to go farther in the near future. Place a perma-ban on his hand and lips (and any other errant limbs) with immediate effect and automatic alacrity.

'Action speaks louder than voice' is a lame excuse for his non-committal attitude. If you continue along this path, his final action will be to send you an invitation to his wedding. Even if he is too shy to bring up the topic, he should be man enough to answer a simple yes/no question.

If he does declare his intentions, and they are found indeed to be honorable, the religious issue should be addressed openly by both families ASAP. You should have a discussion with his parents on the issue and understand where they stand (don't take his word for it). Also your parents should have a similar discussion with him, so that all are clear on the expectations. Religious differences can be a time-bomb set to detonate post-maritally

As long has he has not declared his intentions, I advise you make yourself available to other would be suitors. Don't let the 'baka' take you off the shelf without paying at least a down payment and doing due diligence.

Best advice so far

davidylan:
u know instead of using the vibrator you could just ask me to park.

Lol . . . . .next time i'd make sure i ask you first

This is really scaring the Sh.it outta me . . . . . giving brith

davidylan:
so it was rebellious who took it out of your bag and made you moan and touch me huh?

No its was rebellious that convinced me that it wud spice up our sex life

[quote author=A-40 link=topic=255236.msg3665438#msg3665438 date=1238447906]_{Humming moto-moto's chorus in Madagascar 2}

I like em big,I like em chunky. . . chunky!!

Seriously though for me i just like my woman well shaped and packing heat in the front and back knaah mean! I don't do bulimic and anorexic broads! big boobs are a plus thick thighs and all that i don't do America's next top model kind of girls [/quote]Correct guy

marriage

Go and do the traditional marraige abeg.

Tgirl4real:
I go with biina on this.

But what about the child's mother . . . . its not going to easy for her either way cus the child's mother will forever be involved in their lives

davidylan:
Tope, Tope, Tope! how many times did i call you?
So that is the little thing that does griiiiing anytime i am driving?

Oko mi, olowo ori mi. ra ra o. ko ri be
its was rebellious that forgot the vibrator in my bag n the thing just switched itself on

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=255015.msg3665300#msg3665300 date=1238445275]I will CRASH the car!!! [/quote]ah ahn how comes?? u just dont want me to satisfy my needs sha

angel01:
Take regular baths or showers, at least once a day. After puberty, using an antiperspirant can help to reduce sweating, and some also inhibit bacterial growth. This is rarely needed with younger children.

Fresh clothes should be worn every day, and clothing should be washed at as high a temperature as possible, then dried as quickly as possible. Bacteria can survive in damp clothing and produce a characteristic smell.

Feet should be washed regularly, dried thoroughly and treated with antifungal powder if necessary. Avoid closed, sweaty shoes such as trainers, and wear fresh cotton socks or keep feet bare in open sandals as often as possible.

Body odour may be influenced by diet. Certain foods, such as curry, garlic and strong spices, contain chemicals that may be excreted in the skin.
Avoiding very spicy food may also help.

ummmmm. . . that causes body odour?

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=255015.msg3665288#msg3665288 date=1238445119]U will crash the car. . . . .U get excited easily. [/quote]must expose me on the net
i will use it while u drive then. . how abt that

Bros, She doesnt love you

[quote author=St☆rStruck link=topic=255015.msg3665262#msg3665262 date=1238444759]It's a long journey and I'm tired but I can't fall asleep because I'm driving. How else can I stay awake?[/quote]So u stay awake by puttin ur vibrator on. . . . . . .
smart move, sauron remind me to try that

I have heard Tyra go on abt this nonsense

[quote author=St☆rStruck link=topic=255584.msg3665251#msg3665251 date=1238444639]yeah, he's actually nice.[/quote]are we talkin abt same brash? j/k
_{he is}

MrCrackles:
Are you mad?

Why are you laughing like I-laugh?

You are crazy. . .na ur mouth i dey use laugh

[quote author=St☆rStruck link=topic=255584.msg3665216#msg3665216 date=1238444097]No sweetheart. You're not that childish.[/quote]really?

chamotex:
It's funny how most of these apprentices big up themselves before the show. You hear things like "I'm brilliant, dynamic and I never lose" but they tend to be the worst candidate when put to the test.

I mean how hard is it to wash bloody cars?? This is what MrCrackles does for a living so it can't be that hard I reckon.

One contestant actually bottled it at the last minute. I guess he was shitting in his pants when the thoughts of seeing Sir Alan in the boardroom occured to him.

Rofl

[quote author=St☆rStruck link=topic=255584.msg3665202#msg3665202 date=1238443942]yeah and I have an idea who he is.[/quote]hmmmm. . . i think i do 2

[quote author=St☆rStruck link=topic=255584.msg3665188#msg3665188 date=1238443623]I will go on until the person who keeps reporting me gets tired.[/quote]Some1 reported you . . . . . . ??

iReport:
Ok; who she dey denge for? David Dylan or McCrackhead?

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